For those of you not familiar with Reddit AMAs, the AMA stands for Ask Me Anything and they're famous for providing fascinating personal insights into the lives of those who choose to participate in them. Previous guests have included everybody from Snoop Dogg and Barack Obama, to a former member of a religious cult and a guy who got sued by a girl he saved from drowning.

None of them come close to being as interesting as the one you'll find below however, because the AMA was conducted by none other than a 3-year-old boy from Texas called Caleb. If you think that means his answers aren't worthy of your time though, think again, because this kid is a regular oracle. He even knows the meaning of life, and it's just as profound as you'd expect. Scroll down to see some of his best answers, which were typed up with the help of his dad Matthew (who goes by the username myunalteredmind). Don't forget to vote for the best!


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Asia 1 year ago

I love this one!

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Ste 1 year ago

pretty damn deep

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dreamworld 1 year ago

Well, he's not wrong. Trump IS scary.

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Erin Hill 1 year ago

THIS IS PRECIOUS

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

That, is a clever answer

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Erin Hill 1 year ago

Well he's not wrong

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Kjorn 1 year ago

everything is better with cake

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John Doe 1 year ago

LoL. He ain't wrong!

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Marceline 1 year ago

Extremely cool guy

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Don't worry, I never listen to my Hooman.

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maxmojo86 1 year ago

Hell yeah, batman.. hell yeah

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Santino Aznar 1 year ago

Amen.

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Erin Hill 1 year ago

I must say, juice is pretty great

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Kjorn 1 year ago

she's probably mine too :-)

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Marceline 1 year ago

I love this!

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Errorsaurus 1 year ago

Three year old logic: if you don't acknowledge it, you won't have to deal with it!

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 1 year ago

guess we need the toe truck

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Bina Acharya 1 year ago

haha thats right ;)

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

seems legit

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1 year ago

Someone give this kid a contract!

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Peta_C 1 year ago

YES!!

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Just JoLynn 1 year ago

Maybe he meant in the 4th grade.

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

That is DEEP! okay lemme go contemplate life now...

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1 year ago

Not a bear, not a grizzly bear, not the bear, just bear

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Marceline 1 year ago

"Fart and beatififul"!!

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

I think he meant all voices... Not the one in his head. Like he's sleeping when he can't hear anything. :D

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Don't get it... I'm dumb

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Bihari Kristóf 1 year ago

Fun fact: the Hungarian word for "sun" is "nap".

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Abraham Castro 1 year ago

I am at a lost for words. Really gets you thinking.

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 1 year ago

well he has a love for reading, can't knock that.

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Santino Aznar 1 year ago

Perfect!

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

Okay I tend to give a really long explanation for everything CAN SOMEONE LET ME MEET THIS KID?

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1 year ago

Ring ding ding a ding a ding a ding, ding ding ding ding a ding a ding

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Daria B 1 year ago

Oh, come on, it's a little kid's answer. This means we should take it literally and not politically. White ia indeed a big colour because all the papers you write and draw onto are white before you put colour on them, tissue you use in the bathroom is white, most home appliances are white, underwear, bedsheet etc etc. Also, from a painter's perspective, you'll need white the most to regulate your tones and reach the colours you're trying to get.

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Well he's a friendly guy.

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

caleb you are a wizard

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

Economic Conflict is a person. (a spy) :D

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Marceline 1 year ago

Didn't see that coming.

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 1 year ago

hey hes a scientist too! Understands cause and effect. smart kid! (smarter than some people these days)

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Marceline 1 year ago

The best joke!

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Blue Cicada 1 year ago

Snacks are very important. I'm a lot less grumpy when I've had my snack! We could resolve a lot of world conflicts if people had more naps and snacks.

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Santino Aznar 1 year ago

Ooh! Wonder how the dad felt?

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1 year ago

LOGIC!

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

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'Who do you think will be the next president?' 'Yes'.

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Daria B 1 year ago

Dad is disappointed because he's more of a Marvel person. ^_-

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Daria B 1 year ago

This one is poetry.

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

Great!

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1 year ago

I like this kid

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Erin Hill 1 year ago

At least he's facing reality early

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Matleena Korhonen 1 year ago

I agree.

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

I never understood the existence of "Hawaii pizza". And I never will. But everyone's taste is different.

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Hamlets twin 1 year ago

One Classy Kid

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Khairul Syazwan 1 year ago

*cookies and milf

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

Duuh!!! :)

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Marceline 1 year ago

Hahaha!! Love his simple and logical answers!

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

And why? Because it's cool, ofc. :p

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Marceline 1 year ago

Poor dady.. Too much to handle!

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Charm Valenzuela 1 year ago

It has many meanings u know...

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

The answer absolutely matches to question.

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

Funny I got spankings when I didn't listen and somehow I turned out to be a pretty ok person. I take responsibility for my own actions and I became a productive member of society.... parent how you like as long as u aren't beating them

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