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For those of you not familiar with Reddit AMAs, the AMA stands for Ask Me Anything and they're famous for providing fascinating personal insights into the lives of those who choose to participate in them. Previous guests have included everybody from Snoop Dogg and Barack Obama, to a former member of a religious cult and a guy who got sued by a girl he saved from drowning.
None of them come close to being as interesting as the one you'll find below however, because the AMA was conducted by none other than a 3-year-old boy from Texas called Caleb. If you think that means his answers aren't worthy of your time though, think again, because this kid is a regular oracle. He even knows the meaning of life, and it's just as profound as you'd expect. Scroll down to see some of his best answers, which were typed up with the help of his dad Matthew (who goes by the username myunalteredmind). Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Luca Gotta 8 years ago
Oh my God this is the most awesome answer anyone could have given you. This kid is genius
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Lacey Stafford 8 years ago
I'm really sorry but when it first said hair and orange I thought of Trump
DancingToMyself 8 years ago
Wow, this 3 yo already knows all about politicians. And those group of adults were trying to find North Korea in Australia, Eastern Europe, Kanada, Alaska...
Vlad Horobet 8 years ago
if you search scary on google you found images with trump...just saying..
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Collin Edward 5 years ago
I can answer this and quote HP at the same time. "Into nonbeing, which is to say, everything."
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dreamworld 8 years ago
Ohmygod there's a serial downvoter -_- I'll try and boost everyone up, let's hope it workd
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Porto DaMartinica 8 years ago
This is fine parenting, kid's been told the truth, in a way that is hilarious for us and appropriate for children, way to go
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Darlene Brinks 8 years ago
Batman is not a pet...he is a fictional character...so kid does NOT know everything...he is only 3 yrs old.
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Avalon Plemel 1 year ago
At that age, it's unlikely he's allowed to get his own. Little man has his priorities straight
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Giorgio Prodoti 8 years ago
Childs always win competitions for girlfriends. It's unfair.
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Errorsaurus 8 years ago
Three year old logic: if you don't acknowledge it, you won't have to deal with it!
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MaddySquidCat 7 8 years ago
Bear is dan Howell's nickname and he's over 6ft tall so I guess it makes sense
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DancingToMyself 8 years ago
I think he meant all voices... Not the one in his head. Like he's sleeping when he can't hear anything. :D
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
I like this one. I finally sleep once my brain stops organizing what happened earlier and planning for EVERYTHING that could possibly happen tomorrow.
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Katie Smith 8 years ago
It's okay. My nephew doesn't want either but he's getting one, like it or not, in about 6 months.
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Arabella ✞ 8 years ago
Well maybe he IS reading. I could read at three. Not that well, but now I am an eighth grader with a college reading level.
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PyroarRanger 8 years ago
Okay I tend to give a really long explanation for everything CAN SOMEONE LET ME MEET THIS KID?
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Daria B 8 years ago
Oh, come on, it's a little kid's answer. This means we should take it literally and not politically. White ia indeed a big colour because all the papers you write and draw onto are white before you put colour on them, tissue you use in the bathroom is white, most home appliances are white, underwear, bedsheet etc etc. Also, from a painter's perspective, you'll need white the most to regulate your tones and reach the colours you're trying to get.
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Yep, sad that Dad had to add that disclaimer, but this is the internet, and he clearly knows how things work around here.
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Katrin Richter 8 years ago
white is not only a skintone, it is indeed the biggest colour, since all colours together makes white, so no colour can be bigger then that!
Sue Clasen 8 years ago
You have to really racially sick people, because the first and only answer that ocurred to me was: he really is an intuitive genious, 'white is the summ of all colours' .For a child of three a colour is a colour
Ahmet Garcia 8 years ago
You can only understand this answer sinesthesicaly...it is perfect...And I agree totaly with him...
Amber Ice 8 years ago
Who's talking about skintone? "White" as in color white is the combination of all colors, so it actually IS the biggest color..
Amber Ice 8 years ago
And the 8 is endless.. Also like white.. So most colorful number ;p
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BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
hey hes a scientist too! Understands cause and effect. smart kid! (smarter than some people these days)
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Snacks are very important. I'm a lot less grumpy when I've had my snack! We could resolve a lot of world conflicts if people had more naps and snacks.
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Joel Emmett 8 years ago
A fan of Henry Rollins I see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKj7Wuy5QHU
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DancingToMyself 8 years ago
It's a little bit strange, bc the question was "what would you like to do", and not "what will you do". Who knows what was going through his mind? :D
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DancingToMyself 8 years ago
I never understood the existence of "Hawaii pizza". And I never will. But everyone's taste is different.
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
I am fine with Hawaii pizza, but I still don´t get over Chocolate pizza (although I love chocolate)
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Funny I got spankings when I didn't listen and somehow I turned out to be a pretty ok person. I take responsibility for my own actions and I became a productive member of society.... parent how you like as long as u aren't beating them
Leni 8 years ago
Spanking is beating. My eldest brother turned out ok despite being beaten half to death most of his young life, and that's not even the worst that happened to him. Just because it didn't kill you doesn't mean it made you stronger.
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Cassandra Cox 8 years ago
You are all assuming that pow pow is spanking. Don't make assumptions.
Darrien Mae 8 years ago
I was spanked as a child and I don't face any of these issues you're trying to put all on a spanking. Sometimes kids just don't want to listen no matter how you parented them, just like sometimes adults don't want to listen!! Spanking is by no means the same as abuse!!! If you don't wanna spank your kids, you have every right not to, but if the next person does, they also have every right to do what they feel they need to do in order to parent. Obviously I'm not talking about beating your child, and if anyone tries to say that it's the same thing, or says "well where do you draw the line" (because any f*****g person w common sense can draw a clear line and distinguish a smack on the a*s from child abuse) I'll come to you and beatYOUR a*s!!
DancingToMyself 8 years ago
No wonder kid likes mom better. I mean - "he's liar. He wasn't listening...pow pow!" The kid is not a liar, kid has feelings that pow pow! needs to be a little secret. With 3 years old, NO kid can't do anything ANYTHING to deserve spanking. Until 4 yo, EVERYTHING is classified as parents fault. This one makes me mad
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Also whose to say mom doesn't spank? Just because it's not something you would do doesn't mean at all they it's wrong. I'm not advocating for beating the c**p out of a child but a seat on the butt IS NOT ABUSE!!
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Sonya Bamboo 8 years ago
Idk... if I had a kid like him I would think it's cute at first but then he'd just seem spoiled and would be annoying to me personally. Sorry
Zlty 8 years ago
I would say the same ;) not sorry :D Actually this boy has an answer to everything, but it's obvious he doesn't know everything. And it would be better for his future self esteem to know that not everything he says is the correct answer.
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Josh Schwartz 8 years ago
Why should I believe that a 3 year old is answering those deep answers? It's not live. a guy who has a three year old son is spending his time on Reddit..
Sonya Bamboo 8 years ago
Idk... if I had a kid like him I would think it's cute at first but then he'd just seem spoiled and would be annoying to me personally. Sorry
Zlty 8 years ago
I would say the same ;) not sorry :D Actually this boy has an answer to everything, but it's obvious he doesn't know everything. And it would be better for his future self esteem to know that not everything he says is the correct answer.
Load More Replies... Josh Schwartz 8 years ago
Why should I believe that a 3 year old is answering those deep answers? It's not live. a guy who has a three year old son is spending his time on Reddit..
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