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What is it about dark humor, that most of us find so enjoyable? While explaining a joke is the best form of killing it, we'd like to assure that there's nothing wrong to like the harsher jokes. In fact, it might even mean that you're very intelligent and emotionally stable. The dark jokes might also be a great way to deal with life's hardships and inescapable truths such as death. When you laugh in the face of the misfortunes, they can even seem smaller and a lot less burdening.
Our reader called Dystopiancomics, has graced our newsfeed with his NSFW comics, that fall perfectly into the dark humor section. He draws everything that pops into his mind - from gross dark ideas to relatable, funny comics. Since Dystopian started drawing a year ago, the comic strips have accumulated to a significant number, so he's sharing with us his best ones.
Now, scroll down for the highly NSFW yet hilariously funny comic strips below!
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#2
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160points
bloggergirl 7 years ago
my mum doesn't leave me home alone often and hates it when I sit on my phone in the dark, this is me as soon as she leaves. like as soon as the door closes behind her I am already closing the curtains for a well deserved day of solitude
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Looking at a phone/ computer screen in the dark is bad for the eyes. Either turn a light on or use software like flux.
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Bored Fox 7 years ago
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/red-bull-awards-13million-to-its-customers-for-not-giving-them-wings-9787627.html
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Levi Mittman 4 years ago
That or he had like 10 packs of ketchup in each pocket
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Dave J. Bailey 7 years ago
I've always said to every druggie idiot friend- if at any point you think you can fly; start from the ground. if it doesn't work there it won't work. You're not a kite. You don't have to catch wind ..... From the ground. Like Superman.
Gloria Simpson 7 years ago
Yep! gives you some bloody wings - moral is: don't believe everything you read or hear!
#6
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154points
#8
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153points
SapphireEatsRocks 4 years ago
classy, bouge, ratchet actin' stupid whats happenen'?
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Pol Macqueron 7 years ago
Well this is not Disney, but it kind of looks like what actually happened back then
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149points
MsChloe 7 years ago
So funny cause it happens to all of us at one time or another. There is always that one person in the office who has these amazing weekend, while all we managed to do is our laundry! *L*, Of course, this person could be lying just to sound cooler than anyone else. That's one small consolation.
David Viesta 7 years ago
"Oh yeah? So you apparently have this amazing entertaining life. Well, I'll have you know that I binge watched a whole series this weekend. Bet you can’t surpass that, can you? huh?"
#11
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134points
memeaubdoctor 4 years ago
He’s a communist and he’s discouraging his dad and saying that communists (him) are taking over the planet but they are and he’s just making sure his dad doesn’t know that he’s a communist
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128points
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
I put that as a response in my high school yearbook. Guess how many people bothered to ask if I was okay?
#14
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118points
David Viesta 7 years ago
The picture on the milk box. Creep choice. If you don't know about it, google "the man people see on dreams".
#15
Final score:
116points
First Last 7 years ago
My mom cant keep a plant alive to save her life.... Maybe that explains what's wrong with me
Erin Sheppard 7 years ago
Kids are easier than plants, they'll tell us when they're thirsty or hungry :)
We Were On A Break! 7 years ago
"Planty" haha. Also it looks like she did a little bit better in each try
Erin Sheppard 7 years ago
Kids are easier than plants, they tell us when they're hungry or thirsty
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#19
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#20
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87points
FlawsomeTurtle 7 years ago
Yeah, and the fact that the name was put as Yanny too.
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#21
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#22
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Daria B 7 years ago
It... It was a hacker! A hacker, yeah... (Always a hacker's fault)
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A modern day episode for "The Twilight Zone" . Plot twist, she's been dead for years.....
#23
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83points
rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
Isn't sandals made for you to not wear any socks? It's an alternative to wearing slippers outside.
#24
Final score:
81points
Master Markus 7 years ago
Apparently that's supposed to be Hannibal Lecter? I wouldn't have guessed if that wasn't what everyone in the comments said. The timing is really bad on this one too.
Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
True. "Hello Clarice" is from an episode of The Practice. A client who styled himself after Hannibal Lecter began stalking the female lead lawyer because she looked like Jodie Foster, who played Clarice Starling in the movie.
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#25
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80points
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
It was a British show first. And trust me, this is far better than ha ing to watch Caillou wine for 30 minutes.
Live Free 7 years ago
Caillou is the worst show ever. Let's teach our kids if you cry and wine long enough you will get whatever you want.
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Well Hello There 6 years ago
My sis was watching Peppa Pig while I was reading this...Coincidence? Yeah, probably.
KT Trondsen 7 years ago
Haha my kids love this cartoon! Its actually very cute and well writtrn and helped my son to even speak more words.
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Yeah, I can't understand that one either. I rather our local cartoons than that.
#26
Final score:
79points
SnowyLynx 7 years ago
Some intense you tubers are so involved with being population and tearing others down that they became enslaved to their likes and stuff. It’s so sad honestly.
SnowyLynx 7 years ago
Some intense YouTubers are so involved with being popular and tearing others down that they become enslaved to their likes and stuff. It’s so sad honestly. (Sorry, had to fix an error)
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#27
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78points
Tolga ÜSTÜN 7 years ago
Don't be a Mondey caller like this man! Be like Thursday and call for Friday. Good guy Thursday!
#28
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77points
Daria B 7 years ago
Not true for me. 7 to 8 hours and I feel lovely. 10+ is oversleep for me, unless I've been lacking sleep terribly.
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SnowyLynx 7 years ago
Did he kill the girl since she didn’t laugh or didn’t like his love proposal?
#30
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74points
Kiahna 7 years ago
That he has been wearing for almost every single comic on this list...
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Not as dark as I expected, though. Glad it didn't turn out that way. ♥
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Katie and Jared Coates 7 years ago
This was a joke in SpongeBob! I'm glad they used a narrator card from it!
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Eli Lynch 7 years ago (edited)
People b***h about being carded, but the reality is that the clerk selling the beer can be fined, jailed and fired. Some places require you to ask for ID always or be fired. Is it REALLY that hard just to show your ID? Grow up.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 7 years ago
Totally right, just doing their jobs when there is a reasonable doubt about your age.
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Quinn Alexander 7 years ago
That feeling when you have to tell the person you look 35 but you act 18
Jane Alexander 7 years ago
I was around 50 last time I got carded, by a kid who didn't look old enough to card me.
Carol Lewis 7 years ago
Its when they stop asking that hurts. And they do. Its as bad as when people call you ma'am. Not a bitter old woman. Nope.
Bored Fox 7 years ago
Here in Finland the cashiers have to ask the ID from everyone 'who looks under 30 years old' if the customer is buying alcohol or nicotine stuff. (The age limit is 18 years old for both alocohol and tobacco). So if a person looks like he/she is 29 then you still have to show the ID. I am soon 33 years old but I still show my ID to the cashier.
#34
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Janine Randall 7 years ago
I have felt that on every Valentine's Day. It seems like boyfriends mysteriously disappear around the Holidays (I consider VD as part of the holidays).
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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
Cocaine, running 'round in my brain. And everywhere else.
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Stale Squid 7 years ago
Wait, so is the dog high now? I mean that musta gotten all over his teeth...
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32points
Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
In romania, we say the same word for these kind of cooked eggs as for the eyes. So for me this was funnier xD
Just Curious 7 years ago
Maybe this dude is from Romania. Or Croatia. Or Bulgaria.
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Paul Dixon 7 years ago
Some of these were too vague or just too out there so they just made me feel 'meh'. Some were ok though.
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
..interesting, not really my preference, but I like that you're original
Master Markus 7 years ago
A lot of this felt pretty mediocre to me. There's a serious lack of comedic timing in most of these, the joke just kind of DRAGS onto four panels as opposed to having a solid set-up and punch-line.
Paul Dixon 7 years ago
Some of these were too vague or just too out there so they just made me feel 'meh'. Some were ok though.
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
..interesting, not really my preference, but I like that you're original
Master Markus 7 years ago
A lot of this felt pretty mediocre to me. There's a serious lack of comedic timing in most of these, the joke just kind of DRAGS onto four panels as opposed to having a solid set-up and punch-line.
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