10 Quick Ways To Become An Internet Sensation

Sharing her tips for making it big on the internet is Egypt’s latest TV star, the witty widow, Abla Fahita

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Leak your own porn video

If you’re the bodyguards, let’s start with the body

Stay in the headlines

I have so many thoughts and ideas; instead of keeping them to myself I’ve decided to share them with 30 million Egyptians.

Consider the end of every husband as a fresh start

Come to me, I’m just like your Mama

Indulge your revealing fashion sense

Dressed in Charbel Zoe couture the artist behind most famous behinds such as J Lo and Shakira

Make a music video

Mayestahlushi with Arab Idol’s very own Hassan el Shafei

Exercise in public

Social pressure is like working out; exercise the right muscle groups and eventually you can carry more weight

Make sure your children are in photos

A housewife is all-in-one. She can do whatever she pleases: sing, host a TV show, etc.

Have your best assets on display

When the sun’s out, bring on the topless shoes.

Create your own TV show

Abla’s TV show El Duplex on CBC

Perfect the art of the selfie

#nofilter

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