Anyone for some steam eggs with Wikipedia? No? What if you paired that with jew's ear juice? Not helping? Yeah, I didn't think it would. But at least it made you smile, right? You can thank the Eastern Asians for that. There's no doubt these guys have got some mad translating skills. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilariously mistranslated signs in Asia, compiled by Bored Panda.

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

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Elizabeth Brown 5 months ago

Awwwww!

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

This is most likely McDonalds secret sauce -_-

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#4 Manicure Set

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

... for psychopaths.

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

... or else I'll do a 180 degree on you!

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.gas. 5 months ago

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

"The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

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Ziyang Hu 5 months ago

This one is fairly accurate too.

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

tastes like shyt

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The Nerdi Yoshi 5 months ago

NO WAY :O

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Crystal Rose 5 months ago

That would be my first priority.

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Jhoa 5 months ago

I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

If you insist...

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-- 5 months ago

love where the X mark is placed

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#16 What On Earth Did They Mean To Say?

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

WTF

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#17 The Jew's Ear Juice

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Panpan 5 months ago

That's actually black edible fungus juice.

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#18 For Hang Yourself

For Hang Yourself

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Ziyang Hu 5 months ago

this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

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.gas. 5 months ago

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

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-- 5 months ago

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

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