163 Hilariously Honest Tweets About Getting Old That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

ouch... that never occurred to me, but it is so true

I remember this day well.

seem legit

6 people helped me.

Yep, now we just make stupid and talentless people famous, ergo the "Cash me outside how bow dah" idiot.

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Before that people only became famous after they died... So now I wonder.. What's next? 😱

good one

I remember that times too. People were less shallow, obscure, sarcastic, etc. than now.. People worked more on themselves and were more interesting.

What about when a young person asks what's that curly thing on the end of a phone?

Of course, you could simply have told her, without taking it personally. Then you could have explained about the verb "to dial" as well.

or "dial in"

Rly that's fascinating.

oh god.... never thought about....

My mum had me at 27. I can barely look after myself at 28. plz halp

Im 29...People are getting married and having babies left & right, and im here like "If a Zombie Apocalypse happens, I dont want my kids to suffer, so I wont have any.."

Well, you are getting old when people you age have children, whom they had on purpose, who have babies on purpose!

tru dat

I thought that happened to everyone :(

nah i always wake up with aching muscles and im 14

Loud obnoxious parties are overrated. I prefer good conversation, better food and drinks, and minimum cleanup. Don't find those things at loud obnoxious parties.

... and really old when you didn't realize it yourself.

The older you get, the more you will appreciate this.

You are finally understanding that you are a mere mortal.

If its true that "the older you get, the wiser you become", why not reverse it so as to really enjoy things when you still have your health?

60 - ☹️

Im getting 27 tommorow, should i be worried?

Birthdays lose their excitement when you need more than two hands to count them. Remember when you were four and a half? The anticipation of getting to one whole handful. 21 had nothing on that.

30 yrs - yeah I rock

Age 35: Yes, I'll take the blue minivan.

Still waiting to get hit.

I'm currently 24 and have only had two driving lessons because although I work full-time I can't afford to run a car and don't have financial assistance :(

What are you, a lawyer or something?

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

It's all down hill after you get out of the stroller. -_-

Growing older is mandatory, growing UP is optional. I'm a 53 year old pre-teen according to everyone who knows me well!

Love the username

yep

The goal is to both look and to feel tired!

Just think of all the time you enjoyed the sun's warmth...............

Hell yeah. I know I'm getting old when I get excited to change dishwasher sponges.

I'm not a teen and I enjoy washing up for my mum Lol :p

Remember, life is fleeting, so savor every minute as if it is your last.

Good and bad? Try bad and worse. Lol