Do you get excited when you realize that a professional athlete is older than you? Does your back go out more than you do? Do you refer to your knees as the "good and bad" ones instead of "right and left"? Do your life goals basically consist of hoping to survive another day at work? Then we hate to say it but, well, you're getting old. But as you can see from this hilarious list of tweets compiled by Bored Panda, you're certainly not alone.

Let us know which ones are your favorites, and don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Growing Old Tweets

sharniist Report

Stille20 1 year ago

ouch... that never occurred to me, but it is so true

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#2

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goldengateblond Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

Yep, now we just make stupid and talentless people famous, ergo the "Cash me outside how bow dah" idiot.

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#3

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EnglishJason Report

Nadine Hughey 1 year ago

What about when a young person asks what's that curly thing on the end of a phone?

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#4

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_viibbe Report

Cheesybeansy 1 year ago

My mum had me at 27. I can barely look after myself at 28. plz halp

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#5

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theyearofelan Report

JEFF THE KILLER 1 year ago

I thought that happened to everyone :(

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#6

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FFloatables Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

Loud obnoxious parties are overrated. I prefer good conversation, better food and drinks, and minimum cleanup. Don't find those things at loud obnoxious parties.

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#7

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Smethanie Report

John L 1 year ago

You are finally understanding that you are a mere mortal.

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#8

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soccrchik17 Report

John L 1 year ago

If its true that "the older you get, the wiser you become", why not reverse it so as to really enjoy things when you still have your health?

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#9

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shutupmikeginn Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

Age 35: Yes, I'll take the blue minivan.

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#10

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onherperiod Report

John L 1 year ago

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

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#11

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amydillon Report

Hans 1 year ago

The goal is to both look and to feel tired!

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#12

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annawotts Report

Alicia Rius 1 year ago

Hell yeah. I know I'm getting old when I get excited to change dishwasher sponges.

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#13

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TheBoydP Report

John L 1 year ago

Remember, life is fleeting, so savor every minute as if it is your last.

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#14

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missekay Report

Fsd Sghh 1 year ago

Good and bad? Try bad and worse. Lol

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#15

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tonysheps Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

As a kid, I never thought of such things, or the fact that Kevin had such a large house, looking back, i wonder what his parents did for a living to afford such a big ass house!

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#16

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CelebrityChez Report

John L 1 year ago

Time flies when your metabolism slows down, for some unknown reason. ;D

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#17

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Contwixt Report

Master Markus 1 year ago

I'm in university and I already have a favourite grocery store.

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#18

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psychoticsass Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

30: Why aren't you married? What's with the cats? Why do you appear so happy single? WHAT IS LIFE!?

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#19

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damanr Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

Sad but true, however, if you wait until your 40s, a lot of those people end up becoming available after their divorce. Or some 50% anyway.

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#20

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KevinFarzad Report

Jack Candy 1 year ago

Works perfectly for me. I'm still alive.

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#21

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behindyourback Report

John L 1 year ago

Knowledge and experience does have its plus side.

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#22

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SCbchbum Report

Lyndsay B 1 year ago

I get hungover when my husband drinks and I'm just staying up late with him. He's fine, I end up with the headache.

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#23

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abbycohenwl Report

Crystllee 1 year ago

For some reason I felt like I was "stuck" at 27 until I turned 37. Now I'm stuck at 37.

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#24

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cee_ryan Report

AcousticGString 1 year ago

lol I just type mine in because it takes too long to scroll ^.^

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#25

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Dschnoeb Report

OTTERZ4LIFE 1 year ago

I do this every weekend. I am still under 20

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#26

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senderblock23 Report

TimmyBerry 1 year ago

Jeff u shouldn't be here..go do your homework.

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#27

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mikefossey Report

Superluminal1 1 year ago

Then you can leave it to your kids.

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#28

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juneohara65 Report

Denise Stark 1 year ago

hahaha this one made me laugh

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#29

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batkaren Report

Joe Dad 1 year ago

I remember falling out of a tree and I was perfectly fine. No broken bones... I was like 9 or 10 at that time lol.

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#30

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Funnyoneliners Report

LilicatUK 1 year ago

Day??? MONTHS!!! Not gonna waste those 24 exposures!

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#31

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Hans 1 year ago

Frankly, this is sad.

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#32

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electrolemon Report

Anna Brown 1 year ago

Never a moment too late or too soon

#33

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GottaBePapi_ Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

Or you have to take a nap after getting home from work. Naps are heaven

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#34

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mr_seanhughes Report

John L 1 year ago

Sometimes it seems that reality is always playing "catch up",.....but it always "catches up".

#35

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michaelianblack Report

Amanda Panda 1 year ago

My friends tease me for going to bed at 8pm, but I also wake up at 4am, when most of them are drooling on their pillows. Adulting sucks sometimes.

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#36

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behindyourback Report

Stille20 1 year ago

solid plan

#37

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LizHackett Report

Sweep the Leg 1 year ago

Worse news is your metabolism has slowed, so that bowl of ice cream is going to cost you.

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#38

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theguydf Report

Stille20 1 year ago

Don't play that game... all it takes is one person shooting too high and it haunts you for months.

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#39

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hughlaurie Report

John L 1 year ago

Now that is something to worry about, until you forget about it.

#40

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goldengateblond Report

Jack Candy 1 year ago

And they weren't so easily offended by everything

#41

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seeSHREVE Report

Rhon 1 year ago

My 91 yr old father used a hand saw to trim branches from a tree! He kept himself busy and doesn't need to get back in shape!

#42

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lloydrang Report

#43

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UniqueDude2 Report

John L 1 year ago

Not to worry Ben, odds are you'll understand the pattern when you reach your 40s.

#44

Growing Old Tweets

shelbyfero Report

John L 1 year ago

That depends on how well you have treated your body. My best advice..............stay away from Ranger School.

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#45

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WGladstone Report

LilicatUK 1 year ago

I'm going the opposite way, the older I get the less I want to talk when I could text!

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#46

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tylerschmall Report

John L 1 year ago

If you think that is a problem Tyler, just wait until you are AGE 46.

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#47

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GaryJanetti Report

#48

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mrskimcam Report

John L 1 year ago

If you think that's bad Kim, just wait until you reach your 40s, or heaven forbid, your 50s.

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#49

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trillballins Report

#50

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sarabran Report

#51

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luvelyone Report

Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

I love men boobs.

#52

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pattonoswalt Report

#53

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SamanthaJJA Report

Sweep the Leg 1 year ago

Just wait till you get rid of all your social media and don't feel bad about it at all.

#54

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abeavs27 Report

Caroline Murphy 1 year ago

The bad thing for me at the moment is I don't want to be involved with anybody who has had children. And the older I get, the less likely it is I will find a single man who hasn't had children

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#55

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TheIronSherk Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

What if I haven't? Does that mean I am still young? Sadly, my body doesn't agree with this logic

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#56

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Home_Halfway Report

Amanda Scott 1 year ago

Wasted advice also. They don't listen anyway, so best to let them learn from their own mistakes.

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#57

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ColdZero2006 Report

Shari H 1 year ago

Truth!

#58

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SICKOFWOLVES Report

#59

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unapologetiicb Report

#60

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CrouchCrouch14 Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

But what if you're going back to take some classes in your late 20s? Then it's all of these at once

#61

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AndyRichter Report

AmStick 1 year ago

We have an 'oldies' station... which plays all the stuff I grew up on. It's so weird to hear my kids now refer to the station as such.

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#62

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0xMatt Report

Rhon 1 year ago

My 91 yr old father was using a handsaw to trim branches off a tree, he doesn't need to work out!

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#63

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KenJennings Report

Elizabeth Cartony-Wiley 1 year ago

Omg. Oh hells yeah party dog

#64

Growing Old Tweets

craydrienne Report

Jose Baeyens 1 year ago

Speaking of which......

#65

Growing Old Tweets

emilyemshoff Report

Susanna Vesna 1 year ago

oh boy...That is the most fucked up part- when the teenage acne turn into grown-woman acne...

#66

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biancamonty Report

#67

Funny-tweets-growing-old

chrisdowning Report

Jane Zimmerman 1 year ago

Brace yourself sweetie, if you think it hurts NOW!!

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#68

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UnFitz Report

#69

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LibrariNerd Report

Sophia Cai 5 months ago

Sounds pretty awesome to me and I'm barely a teen.

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#70

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hiwhojoined Report

Susanna Vesna 1 year ago

Exactly! Hahaha

#71

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kumailn Report

#72

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

#73

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GemmaGwen Report

#74

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annadrezen Report

Elizabeth Cartony-Wiley 1 year ago

So much truth.

#75

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sharawarmaaa Report

tinklyatom 1 year ago

Me too 😃

#76

Growing Old Tweets

RuinMyWeek Report

Sweep the Leg 1 year ago

It's cool... my favorite band is Jesse and the Rippers

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#77

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WilliamAder Report

#78

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itrevormoore Report

Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

Twitter is that new stupid app...

#79

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SCbchbum Report

J.E.C. 1 year ago

all the time

#80

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frozensolidone Report

AmStick 1 year ago

I'd kill for a Kitchhen Aid! I

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#81

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jonnysun Report

Ellen Daniels 1 year ago

I used to marvel at how old the larger trees were. Now missing trees I've known for 40+ years, and guestimating how long the younger trees will outlive me...

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#82

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aparnapkin Report

#83

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JenniferJokes Report

#84

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MikeDrucker Report

#85

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katelinmcelroy Report

J.E.C. 1 year ago

I think that just means you finally grew up and moved out... lol

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