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Do you get excited when you realize that a professional athlete is older than you? Does your back go out more than you do? Do you refer to your knees as the "good and bad" ones instead of "right and left"? Do your life goals basically consist of hoping to survive another day at work? Then we hate to say it but, well, you're getting old. But as you can see from this hilarious list of tweets compiled by Bored Panda, you're certainly not alone.

Let us know which ones are your favorites, and don't forget to vote for the best!

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, now we just make stupid and talentless people famous, ergo the "Cash me outside how bow dah" idiot.

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loud obnoxious parties are overrated. I prefer good conversation, better food and drinks, and minimum cleanup. Don't find those things at loud obnoxious parties.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If its true that "the older you get, the wiser you become", why not reverse it so as to really enjoy things when you still have your health?

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Alicia Rius
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell yeah. I know I'm getting old when I get excited to change dishwasher sponges.

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a kid, I never thought of such things, or the fact that Kevin had such a large house, looking back, i wonder what his parents did for a living to afford such a big a*s house!

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

30: Why aren't you married? What's with the cats? Why do you appear so happy single? WHAT IS LIFE!?

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad but true, however, if you wait until your 40s, a lot of those people end up becoming available after their divorce. Or some 50% anyway.

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Lyndsay B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get hungover when my husband drinks and I'm just staying up late with him. He's fine, I end up with the headache.

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Joe Dad
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember falling out of a tree and I was perfectly fine. No broken bones... I was like 9 or 10 at that time lol.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes it seems that reality is always playing "catch up",.....but it always "catches up".

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends tease me for going to bed at 8pm, but I also wake up at 4am, when most of them are drooling on their pillows. Adulting sucks sometimes.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worse news is your metabolism has slowed, so that bowl of ice cream is going to cost you.

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Stille20
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't play that game... all it takes is one person shooting too high and it haunts you for months.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that is something to worry about, until you forget about it.

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Rhon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 91 yr old father used a hand saw to trim branches from a tree! He kept himself busy and doesn't need to get back in shape!

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to worry Ben, odds are you'll understand the pattern when you reach your 40s.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That depends on how well you have treated your body. My best advice..............stay away from Ranger School.

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LilicatUK
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going the opposite way, the older I get the less I want to talk when I could text!

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think that's bad Kim, just wait until you reach your 40s, or heaven forbid, your 50s.

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Sweep the Leg
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait till you get rid of all your social media and don't feel bad about it at all.

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Caroline Murphy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bad thing for me at the moment is I don't want to be involved with anybody who has had children. And the older I get, the less likely it is I will find a single man who hasn't had children

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if I haven't? Does that mean I am still young? Sadly, my body doesn't agree with this logic

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Amanda Scott
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasted advice also. They don't listen anyway, so best to let them learn from their own mistakes.

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