Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of awkward first date tweets compiled by Bored Panda. Because while you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did YOU have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. So next time you're having a bad date, spare a thought for these poor people. But once you've read these tweets, you'll probably just want to stay home with your cat.

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Martjea 4 months ago

I think that's very clever!

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#2

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

Stealing this idea for future reference....

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Katinka Min 4 months ago

good reply!!

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#4

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Lorraine 4 months ago

I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet.

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#5

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António Lima 4 months ago

I hope you didnt split it

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António Lima 4 months ago

What is the worst in this story, the frogs or the wife!?

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Dana Erasmowitz 4 months ago

At least he was GLAD about your flaws!

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#8

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António Lima 4 months ago

Wasnt a accident!!!!!

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#9

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"

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Lorraine 4 months ago

That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings.

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#11

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Renske de Jonge 4 months ago

wahahahahahaha

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#12

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António Lima 4 months ago

Marrie him, he's a kepper

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#13

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Dana Erasmowitz 4 months ago

Some call it stalking, I call it love!

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#14

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Dana Erasmowitz 4 months ago

Hilarious. Her ex owes you one!

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#15

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Mustache Ham 4 months ago

oh dear. haha <:D

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#16

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António Lima 4 months ago

Bad but ended well

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#17

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

You should have bought him a penis pump...cuz .... you know....

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António Lima 4 months ago

I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex

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Sonja Simek 4 months ago

at least he washed his hands. :P

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