63 Dog Bios That Will Hilariously Remind You Of Somebody You Know

I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia

Such is life, Phil. #StayStrong

Is that you Mother? 😱

Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?????

If he was once a lumbersexual, he certainly let himself go to seed. ;O

Michael Moore....

She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde

I wouldn't lie to that face. I pawmise.

...comments "photoshopped" on Bored Panda..;-)

We all saw a Darryl in our life...

Oh yeah!!!.....I know this guy...

Being born into wealth definitely helps. ;D

Is she the one handing out the "Save Room For Jesus" stickers?

Spot on description!!

Sounds like every human being I've ever known

This is my favourite! He also looks as if he'd just had a bong.

He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.

Found the 'sells daisy chains on Etsy' far funnier than it is XD

That wig and that face! Bwaaahaha!

this needs more up votes

Looks like Heisenberg..

That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.

Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"

"Don't judge me!"

HAHAHAHA

I work with this guy.....

Howard Stern

looks sixty! :D

Vegan..ish. Snigger.

He has my husband's hat and shoes. 😂😂😂😂

Vegan?or gluten free? Or both?

So, that's what "Rush" looks like these days?!

this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!

A "Carefully Optimistic" lady she is. My kind of girl, who refuses to give up on herself. 👍

This is definitely hard to swallow. Retrievers are always so positive and when they are serious, like now, they are always wanting to help. This has gotta be "Fake News". 😱

Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.

Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.

that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge

The overachiever

I want to be her friend

HAHA

Literally every housewife in Liverpool

.......And runs into walls on a regular basis. 😱

XD "Cheese-its are his jam"

tinder bio: dogs 6ft+ only

I want that pooh bear mug! :(

I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

Believes body hair is glorious and should be celebrated.

If I were a rich man....

HAHAHAHA I'm sorry, this one got to me

Thirsty but just drank waterXD

That face is a lil bit Ian McKellan...

and generally... what?

He touched Taylor Swift's a*s...then wished he hadn't....

Loves flower crowns, they are so "Fairy Princess"....

Douche!

Sounds like Ted is having a mid-life crisis.

Small talks about your strong Aura.

Will try anything, once.

Paige ❤💋❤

Lots of these have typos. Not this one though.

Dude, at least learn to spell "masturbate" properly.

That last part had me like "wtf?!"