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50 Funny Church Signs That Deserve All The Praise
While European churches may be world-famous for their historical value and architecture, the ones in America are known for their notoriously clever and hilariously funny church signs.
Much like a store might write up a cheeky message on their sidewalk A-frame to entice people walking by to come inside, churches use humorous church welcome signs to try and draw potential faithful in to fill their pews - or, now and then, just to put a smile on someone's face who might need it. The trendier the creative church sayings, the more likely they are to appeal to young audiences.
Speaking of trends, one of the latest ones happens to be posting pictures of sinfully funny church signs. Though we don't necessarily agree with everything they say, we give them major points for creativity. Check out the best of the ridiculously funny church signs, and see which ones deserve the most 'praise.'
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Two Dads
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Terms & Conditions
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#4
Tables Not Fences
Jennifer .S 9 years ago
I was at a women's christian conference a few months ago, and the theme of the first talk was 'Towers or Tables' and it was really inspiring. It follows the same concept about how if you confine yourself away from others, you can only build up, and that to make your tower bigger you have to build a whole new floor, but to make a table bigger you add a chair. I loved it.
#5
Christian Oxymoron
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Praying And Listening
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Anticipated Traffic
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It's Hot In Hell
#10
The Best Version Of Yourself
#11
Texting While Driving
Master Markus 9 years ago
Please don't be an a*****e and honk at signs. The horn is there for getting other people's attention.
#12
The Preferences Of God
Krystine Patterson 8 years ago
Best.Sign.Ever. Someone should make this into a sign and wave it in front of the vile Westboro Baptist Church members.
#13
Love Everyone
#14
Christian Puns
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Christian Puns
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Smoking Hot
#19
Tweet Advice
#20
Dad Joke Marquee
Neeraj Jha 9 years ago
Respectively, it should have been: A sheep, a drum, and a snake. #BaaDumTss
#21
Dissing The President
#22
Once A Year
#23
Undocumented Refugee
earringnut 9 years ago
can we just take a minute to talk about how there is a liberal baptist church?
#24
Recipe For Holy Water
#25
Noah The Brave
#26
God's Creations
#27
Teenager Bible Version
#28
Hot As Hell
#29
Satan Called
#30
Jesus Is Watching
#32
Aim For Perfection
#35
Having Trouble Sleeping?
#36
Disturbing Lack Of Faith
#38
A Sign From God
#39
Proper Last Name
#40
Don't You Dare
#41
Google Doesn't Know It All
#42
Stable Management
#43
Come As You Are
#44
Acknowledging The Real Hero
#46
Great Sundays
#47
More Than A Like
#50
Friend Request
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What do you think ?
Jennifer .S 9 years ago
There was one in my town that said 'If you think life's a party, wait till you die!'
Jennifer .S 9 years ago
There was one in my town that said 'If you think life's a party, wait till you die!'
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