Crows are the most badass birds in the animal kingdom who give zero ducks. Want proof? Just take a look at any of the pictures below. Crows (and corvids, the family that includes crows, ravens, rooks and magpies), like to pull the tails of birds and animals who are twice as big as them 'cause they are not afraid. Some argue that this behavior was developed to snatch food away - but the other theory is that crows simply like to behave like major assholes.


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Also, if you think there's nothing cooler than a bald eagle flying up high in the sky in all its terriffying glory - think again. Crows use majestic eagles as their chauffer boys and personal taxi drivers to take them where they need to go.

One crow even stole the dentures from a man who saved his life - first stealing the poor guy's heart, and then, his smile. Do you need more evidence of the incredible badassery of these birds?

#1 Crow Riding On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

Crow Riding On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

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Amanda Panda 3 weeks ago

"So ... where are we going?" - crow

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#2 Do You Have A Minute To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Edgar Allan Poe?

Do You Have A Minute To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Edgar Allan Poe?

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Amanda Panda 3 weeks ago

"Not today Satan, not today" - Cat

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#3 Dog Tail, Bird Bait

Dog Tail, Bird Bait

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Usernameofgag 3 weeks ago

Lol.. the dog reaction is priceless...

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#4 Crow Gives No F*cks

Crow Gives No F*cks

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Intensive Panda 3 weeks ago

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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#5 Wrong Neighborhood Motherf*cker

Wrong Neighborhood Motherf*cker

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Silent Skeleton 3 weeks ago

kaw kaw motherfucker

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#6 Crows Are Damn Smart

Crows Are Damn Smart

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Hela B 3 weeks ago

It's a Hooded Crow

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#7 "I'm Gonna Stand On Your Head Charlie." "Go For It."

"I'm Gonna Stand On Your Head Charlie." "Go For It."

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John L 3 weeks ago

......As long as you don't crap on me. :D

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#8 There Is A Raven In Front Of My Kitchen. He Just Sits There, Stares At Me And Doesn't Give A F*ck

There Is A Raven In Front Of My Kitchen. He Just Sits There, Stares At Me And Doesn't Give A F*ck

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Sue Z Q 3 weeks ago

“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door..."

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#9 Fly Still, I'm About To Land

Fly Still, I'm About To Land

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Celeste Herrera 3 weeks ago

That owl's face is like ,"who the fuck do you think you are?@

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#10 Man Saves Crow's Life, Crow Steals Man's Teeth. He Stole His Heart. Then, His Smile.

Man Saves Crow's Life, Crow Steals Man's Teeth. He Stole His Heart. Then, His Smile.

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Intensive Panda 3 weeks ago

do i look pretty with those teeths?

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