Crows are the most badass birds in the animal kingdom who give zero ducks. Want proof? Just take a look at any of the pictures below. Crows (and corvids, the family that includes crows, ravens, rooks and magpies), like to pull the tails of birds and animals who are twice as big as them 'cause they are not afraid. Some argue that this behavior was developed to snatch food away - but the other theory is that crows simply like to behave like major assholes.

Also, if you think there's nothing cooler than a bald eagle flying up high in the sky in all its terriffying glory - think again. Crows use majestic eagles as their chauffer boys and personal taxi drivers to take them where they need to go.

One crow even stole the dentures from a man who saved his life - first stealing the poor guy's heart, and then, his smile. Do you need more evidence of the incredible badassery of these birds?

#1 Crow Riding On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

Crow Riding On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

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Amanda Panda 1 year ago

"So ... where are we going?" - crow

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#2 Do You Have A Minute To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Edgar Allan Poe?

Do You Have A Minute To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Edgar Allan Poe?

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Amanda Panda 1 year ago

"Not today Satan, not today" - Cat

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#3 Dog Tail, Bird Bait

Dog Tail, Bird Bait

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Usernameofgag 1 year ago

Lol.. the dog reaction is priceless...

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#4 Crow Gives No F*cks

Crow Gives No F*cks

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Intensive Panda 1 year ago

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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#5 Wrong Neighborhood Motherf*cker

Wrong Neighborhood Motherf*cker

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Silent Skeleton 1 year ago

kaw kaw motherfucker

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#6 Crows Are Damn Smart

Crows Are Damn Smart

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Hela B 1 year ago

It's a Hooded Crow

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#7 "I'm Gonna Stand On Your Head Charlie." "Go For It."

"I'm Gonna Stand On Your Head Charlie." "Go For It."

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John L 1 year ago

......As long as you don't crap on me. :D

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#8 There Is A Raven In Front Of My Kitchen. He Just Sits There, Stares At Me And Doesn't Give A F*ck

There Is A Raven In Front Of My Kitchen. He Just Sits There, Stares At Me And Doesn't Give A F*ck

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Sue Z Q 1 year ago

“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door..."

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#9 Fly Still, I'm About To Land

Fly Still, I'm About To Land

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Celeste Herrera 1 year ago

That owl's face is like ,"who the fuck do you think you are?@

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#10 Man Saves Crow's Life, Crow Steals Man's Teeth. He Stole His Heart. Then, His Smile.

Man Saves Crow's Life, Crow Steals Man's Teeth. He Stole His Heart. Then, His Smile.

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Intensive Panda 1 year ago

do i look pretty with those teeths?

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#11 Crows Like To Pull Tails. Some Think It's To Distract Other Animals, Some Think It's For Fun

Crows Like To Pull Tails. Some Think It's To Distract Other Animals, Some Think It's For Fun

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John L 1 year ago

If you will note, they are not ever seen doing this in front of the eagle. They're smart enough to know better.

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#12 Look Me In The Eye, Wolf

Look Me In The Eye, Wolf

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Richard Pickman 1 year ago

Hugin or Munin?

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#13 I'm A Simple Crow: I See A Bag Unattended - I Take It

I'm A Simple Crow: I See A Bag Unattended - I Take It

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Hans 1 year ago

"Unattended baggage will be removed and may be destroyed."

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#14 Don't Even Think About It

Don't Even Think About It

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Jesus Wäre 1 year ago

"I don't like you and you don't like me but it's live or die today"

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#15 Random Friendly Crow Appeared, Wanted To Take A Selfie, When "F*ck You Eye!"

Random Friendly Crow Appeared, Wanted To Take A Selfie, When "F*ck You Eye!"

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#16 Crow Bothering Eagle

Crow Bothering Eagle

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John L 1 year ago

They do this all the time because they can get away with it. :D

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#17 Crow Trying To Steal A Snack Straight From Dog's Mouth

Crow Trying To Steal A Snack Straight From Dog's Mouth

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John L 1 year ago

Naah, I've watched the video and they are buddies roughhousing together. That 'snack' is a clothes pin they are play fighting over.

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#18 So Much Cooler Than You'll Ever Be

So Much Cooler Than You'll Ever Be

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Anu Philip 1 year ago

This is how we be rollin'..

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#19 Ducks Vs Ravens

Ducks Vs Ravens

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Amanda Panda 1 year ago

"Back the duck up, we aren't ducking around here, cross the line, you die"

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#20 This Jackdaw Pinching Hair From A Horse's Back

This Jackdaw Pinching Hair From A Horse's Back

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John L 1 year ago

When the nest needs some padding, you go to where the padding is located. :D

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#21 I Shared My Lunch With A Raven Today

I Shared My Lunch With A Raven Today

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hawkeyefan95IA 1 year ago

You have company! Cute friend

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#22 He Has A Hat.

He Has A Hat.

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Kat Sommer-Derksen 1 year ago

That's Canuck from Vancouver, BC

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#23 Cats Don't Belong In Trees According To This Crow And He's Going To Fix It

Cats Don't Belong In Trees According To This Crow And He's Going To Fix It

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Intensive Panda 1 year ago

cats thoughts in pic 1) is he gone? 2) he is right behind me, isn't he? 3) nope? where is he?!

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#24 And Don't Ever Set A Foot Here Again!

And Don't Ever Set A Foot Here Again!

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Sue Z Q 1 year ago

Becaws I said so!

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#25 Somebody's About To Eat Crow For Dinner

Somebody's About To Eat Crow For Dinner

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Anu Philip 1 year ago

"Hello my brotha from.another motha!"

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#26 Jealous Of That Fur

Jealous Of That Fur

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Fox in control . Crow bringing up the rear.

#27 The New Chainsaw Massacre Has Found It's New Star

The New Chainsaw Massacre Has Found It's New Star

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Hans 1 year ago

And Then the Murders Began.

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#28 Yesterday A Crow Tried To Steal My Picnic Blanket And I Didn't Really Say Anything

Yesterday A Crow Tried To Steal My Picnic Blanket And I Didn't Really Say Anything

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Anderson Moorer 1 year ago

What's the worst is when they squeegee your windshield and then demand money.

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#29 Should I Slap This Crow?

Should I Slap This Crow?

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Nanna Cohen Rodrigues 1 year ago

Yeah..... go slap that crow.

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#30 Crow Vs Polar Bear

Crow Vs Polar Bear

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Venomous Sloth 1 year ago

That'll show him!

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#31 A Crow Hitches A Ride On The Back Of A Vulture

A Crow Hitches A Ride On The Back Of A Vulture

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John L 1 year ago

Oh Boy, this is the way to go!

#32 Riding The Eagle!

Riding The Eagle!

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#33 Australian Ravens And Eastern Osprey. Image Says It All

Australian Ravens And Eastern Osprey. Image Says It All

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Celeste Herrera 1 year ago

The osprey could be screaming, "Oh shit!"

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#34 The Bravest Crow In The World Or The Most Foolish

The Bravest Crow In The World Or The Most Foolish

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John L 1 year ago

No, he's just helping the eagle clean up his loose plumage.

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#35 Raven Don't Care

Raven Don't Care

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Brian Hermann 1 year ago

He's radioactive

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#36 He Really Has Balls

He Really Has Balls

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Aunt Messy 1 year ago

Eagles - both Bald and Golden - are great at fishing. It's hilarious to watch them. There's a pond at the base of the Bennett Dam in BC that the staff stock with trout so they can go fishing on their lunch breaks. It's an eagle smorgasbord. They squabble like a bunch of teenaged girls over their catch, and the crows and ravens are right there, stealing their fish while they argue.

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#37 Crow Picking On A Wiener

Crow Picking On A Wiener

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scorpesh 1 year ago

Few seconds,b4 the crow pecks,it takes a deep breathe:)):D

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#38 Not Scared At All

Not Scared At All

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sewwandi ranaweera 1 year ago

not so scare-crow!

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#39 Can't Wait For His Turn

Can't Wait For His Turn

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Richard Pickman 1 year ago

Lovely striped hyena.

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#40 Crow Pulling The Tail Feather Of An Eagle To Distract It From The Fish It Is Eating

Crow Pulling The Tail Feather Of An Eagle To Distract It From The Fish It Is Eating

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John L 1 year ago

Hey, don't you think you should be sharing?

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#41 Seagull Vs. Crow

Seagull Vs. Crow

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JELollis 1 year ago

The Seagull has better traction... lol

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#42 Cape Crow Riding A Tawny Eagle In The Kgalagadi

Cape Crow Riding A Tawny Eagle In The Kgalagadi

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Dragomir Boiadzhiev 1 year ago

Just do a barrel-roll :)

#43 A Picture Of The Day I Was Teaching My Pet Raven Shiva How To Eat A Scorpion

A Picture Of The Day I Was Teaching My Pet Raven Shiva How To Eat A Scorpion

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Shauday Smith 1 year ago

How did you teach it to eat a scorpion? did you just toss a scorpion at it and said, "figure it out." and The mutha effin did because it's a Raven and badass?

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#44 This Crow Just Doing Some Shopping

This Crow Just Doing Some Shopping

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hawkeyefan95IA 1 year ago

A modern crow

#45 Another Asshole Crow

Another Asshole Crow

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Ana Clemans 1 year ago

No, not a asshole crow at all......... it's the opportunity!

#46 Just Casually Waiting For A Steal

Just Casually Waiting For A Steal

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#47 Please, Be A Good Wolfie, Give Me Your Bone

Please, Be A Good Wolfie, Give Me Your Bone

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Magpie 1 year ago

Or your fur to feather my nest

#48 Harassing This Snowy Owl

Harassing This Snowy Owl

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Lara B. 1 year ago

Harry's Owl, Voldemort's Crow - let the battle begin

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#49 Corvid Telling This Buzzard To Straighten Up And Fly Right

Corvid Telling This Buzzard To Straighten Up And Fly Right

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John L 1 year ago

25th and Central, and make it snappy if you want a tip.

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#50 One Of Our Garden Crows Pulling The Tail Of A Squirrel

One Of Our Garden Crows Pulling The Tail Of A Squirrel

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Tammy Chapman 1 year ago

I can just see the payback for this. Squirrel gathers friends and finds crow's perch or nest and they just start pelting it with acorns and rocks.

#51 Get Off My Back Idiot!

Get Off My Back Idiot!

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#52 Looking Danger In The Eye

Looking Danger In The Eye

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 1 year ago

"So, any thoughts on the topic, mate?"

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#53 The Thief

The Thief

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Richard Pickman 1 year ago

"Everyday I'm hustlin'..."

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#54 This One Is Always Up For A Drink

This One Is Always Up For A Drink

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Victoria Hammond 1 year ago

After the tequila worm! Hard core crow.

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#55 That Coat Is A Fashion Crime!

That Coat Is A Fashion Crime!

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#56 Even More Brave When Together

Even More Brave When Together

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Kaido Vesternin 1 year ago

Hedwig is about to have in-flight complications

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#57 Can't Say No To A Free Ride

Can't Say No To A Free Ride

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scorpesh 1 year ago

Just Hitchhiking.....

#58 He's Such A Bully

He's Such A Bully

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Richard Pickman 1 year ago

Eurasian magpie and grey crow.

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#59 Just Keep Walking

Just Keep Walking

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scorpesh 1 year ago

Me* just keep swimming, just keep swimming,..........* huh how much I love that

#60 Lets See What You Got There

Lets See What You Got There

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scorpesh 1 year ago

Beautiful feathers!

#61 Brave And Obnoxious Crow Pulling On Eagles Tail Feathers

Brave And Obnoxious Crow Pulling On Eagles Tail Feathers

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#62 First They Steal Your Food, Then They Steal Your Dog

First They Steal Your Food, Then They Steal Your Dog

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Cai Bun 9 months ago

FETCH!

#63 Not Scared At All

Not Scared At All

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Claudia Garcia 1 year ago

Looks like a crow's life is all about free rides and pulling tails

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#64 Get Lost!

Get Lost!

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#65 What A Strange Cat

What A Strange Cat

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Louise Mattiasson 1 year ago

Awww so cute 😱😍

#66 Bad Ass Crow

Bad Ass Crow

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hawkeyefan95IA 1 year ago

BOO! BAD PEOPLE! !! NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

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#67 Asshole

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Torborg Berge 1 year ago

Pied crow on a lappet-faced vulture.

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#68 The Attack Of The Crow

The Attack Of The Crow

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Richard Pickman 1 year ago

If it has feathered beak, it is raven, not a crow.

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#69 Tail Pulling Meanie

Tail Pulling Meanie

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Wyndmere 1 year ago

Looks like a Magpie

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#70 Best Of Friends They Even Eat Together

Best Of Friends They Even Eat Together

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#71 Party Crow Is In Tha House Tonite

Party Crow Is In Tha House Tonite

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#72 On The Boss Head

On The Boss Head

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Raven 1 year ago

Drive-by comment on this entire beautiful thread of corvid photos: we didn't newly need *proof* (despite enjoying examples) that corvids are clever-but-annoying assholes who don't give a damn, the "biggest badasses of the animal kingdom" -- the very fact that we ourselves [use the term] "crow" in victory is a reference in our language to the long well-known corvid habit of audibly gloating over such successes.

#73 припліли

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