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73 Pics That Prove Corvids Are The Biggest Baddasses In The Animal Kingdom
Crows are the smartest birds in the animal kingdom who give zero ducks. Want proof? Just take a look at any of the funny photos below. Crows (and corvids, the family that includes crows, ravens, rooks, and magpies), like to pull the tails of birds and animals who are twice as big as them because they are not afraid. Some argue that this unusual bird behavior was developed to snatch food away - but the other theory is that these cool birds simply like to behave like major assholes.
Also, if you think there's nothing cooler than a bald eagle flying up high in the sky in all its terrifying glory - think again. Crows use majestic eagles as their chauffer boys and personal taxi drivers to take them where they need to go.
One of these intelligent animals even stole the dentures from a man who saved his life - first stealing the poor guy's heart, and then, his smile. Do you need more evidence of the incredible badassery of these smart animals?
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Do You Have A Minute To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Edgar Allan Poe?
Crows Are Damn Smart
There Is A Raven In Front Of My Kitchen. He Just Sits There, Stares At Me And Doesn't Give A F*ck
Fly Still, I'm About To Land
Man Saves Crow's Life, Crow Steals Man's Teeth. He Stole His Heart. Then, His Smile.
Crows Like To Pull Tails. Some Think It's To Distract Other Animals, Some Think It's For Fun
Don't Even Think About It
Random Friendly Crow Appeared, Wanted To Take A Selfie, When "F*ck You Eye!"
So Much Cooler Than You'll Ever Be
Ducks Vs Ravens
"Back the duck up, we aren't ducking around here, cross the line, you die"
I Shared My Lunch With A Raven Today
Cats Don't Belong In Trees According To This Crow And He's Going To Fix It
cats thoughts in pic 1) is he gone? 2) he is right behind me, isn't he? 3) nope? where is he?!
And Don't Ever Set A Foot Here Again!
Somebody's About To Eat Crow For Dinner
Jealous Of That Fur
Yesterday A Crow Tried To Steal My Picnic Blanket And I Didn't Really Say Anything
What's the worst is when they squeegee your windshield and then demand money.
Crow Vs Polar Bear
A Crow Hitches A Ride On The Back Of A Vulture
He Really Has Balls
Eagles - both Bald and Golden - are great at fishing. It's hilarious to watch them. There's a pond at the base of the Bennett Dam in BC that the staff stock with trout so they can go fishing on their lunch breaks. It's an eagle smorgasbord. They squabble like a bunch of teenaged girls over their catch, and the crows and ravens are right there, stealing their fish while they argue.
Not Scared At All
Can't Wait For His Turn
Crow Pulling The Tail Feather Of An Eagle To Distract It From The Fish It Is Eating
Seagull Vs. Crow
Cape Crow Riding A Tawny Eagle In The Kgalagadi
A Picture Of The Day I Was Teaching My Pet Raven Shiva How To Eat A Scorpion
How did you teach it to eat a scorpion? did you just toss a scorpion at it and said, "figure it out." and The mutha effin did because it's a Raven and badass?
Another Asshole Crow
Please, Be A Good Wolfie, Give Me Your Bone
Corvid Telling This Buzzard To Straighten Up And Fly Right
One Of Our Garden Crows Pulling The Tail Of A Squirrel
I can just see the payback for this. Squirrel gathers friends and finds crow's perch or nest and they just start pelting it with acorns and rocks.
The Thief
Just Keep Walking
