People Are Sharing What Famous Brands’ Slogans Should Be If They Were Honest (35 Pics)

The one time I used it...

And the lingonberry juice

I upvoted for the picture

or watch one video end up knowing the code for the Hiroshima bomb

Kids are priceless

Ha! This is great! Nikola Tesla was a genius.

I'm totally convinced that God is watching the Simpsons and taking notes! :D

or push someone to commit suicide because he is gay

Not if I can help it.

Lava or frozen, there is no warm.

Blue is primary color. Pink is blue, red and white. This is why it costs more! No? Ok, let me think of something else then...

I like this slogan

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Sometimes I clean my belly button with q-tips! O.O

you'd be much better off with beans and rice. Most of these noodles are chemical franken-noodles that are gastrointestinal disasters waiting to happen. So delicious, so very deadly.

And re-invent your name!

I have never used these kind of webites

When I want to laugh at cat and dog videos

why I don't use Amazon- And Jeff doesn't need my money

When you want to work harder to find what you're looking for.

when you need someone else's imagination to entertain yourself.

This is currently right under the adblocker one. I mean... 🤫

I think drinking the shampoo would be less toxic than reading Reddit.

When you are your own closet...

yes, change!

.....maybe

The ironic thing is that we give them our data willingly.

Ouch

You pay a lot more for what you get.

or youre rich and dont onow where to spend

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Goodbye teeth

Why keep doing this? So much paper wasted!

A feature your web browsers forgot to include

Oh

Well, this one is super dark

Pay to be a billboard.

Also, speed limits are for the poor. Lane markings are for the poor. This badge says I OWN THE ROAD AND LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME BEYATCHES!

we need your facebook account because google wont work

Wait, what the f... Oh, right...

Pay less now, pay more for foot surgery when you're 40.

Frankly, I’m so scared of flying that this is fine by me.

Because your haircut didn't scream douchebag loud enough.

As a beer lover, I can fooly agree with this

You know I was born because of taco bell. Lets not go into details but my mom had A HUGE BURRITO before having me O.o

Not anymore - only about half of them are left 😀

very

My daughter works there, there's times when they just say it's down to avoid making stuff. So stupid.

When coke too woke for you

No thanks...

Says a lot doesn't it

Don’t respond. Pretend you were sleeping.

we own water

If I crave a fast food burger I’m going to Wendy’s. If Wendy’s is closed, A&W.

watch the cringiest ad on earth

And yet it is

please dont

That's what she said

Punish the roof of your mouth. What doesn't kill it makes it stronger.

Hahahaha I have a brand new thing in my basement now that doesn't work, from there!

You bet they can!

and the rust comes off easy

just love them

Pachinko machines disguised as IP hoarder

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." :D

The United Airlines of phone companies.