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Yahoo Answers, one of the longest-running and most storied web Q&A platforms on the Internet, is shutting down forever on May 4th. So we at Bored Panda decided to pay our respects to this iconic online project and take a look at some of the funniest and weirdest posts people made there.

To do so, we turned to Yahoo Answers Now, a subreddit where people share all the interesting stuff they find on the platform. And there have been plenty of them. The best part of scrolling through these ridiculous questions and answers is that you never really know if the person is kidding or they're actually a prime example of humanity's biggest flaws.

Continue scrolling and check out the screenshots for yourself.

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Angela B
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5 years ago

This needs to be #1. Absolutely must be.

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahaha

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "I don't know if I have the right to remain ignorant, but I refuse to find out" --- Calvin

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    love the answer , made me chuckle

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Almost spat my drink out when I read "you were right" :D

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    when did we walk on Mars?

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That must be wrong. My cousin's name is also Rob and he is not from London.

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    Shmoopaloop
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ouch

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    (evil atheist giggle)

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    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is actually sad

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    God made everything with such wisdom... lol

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, let them keep hoping...

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    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *facepalm*

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    soni w
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *Hits blunt*

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Welp - the answer is yes, they have got their nails done

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I facepalmed myself really hard!

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Maybe you are dead..

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Count Dracula's baby?

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Your sperm is powerful it time-travelled!

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    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    reminds me of our third life

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this HAS to be trolling

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    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ghetto Robin Hood

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    The batteries are recharging

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    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wasn't the Lion King based on Macbeth? Which, admittedly, is not a brilliant piece in terms of historical accuracy...?

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They meant cat... Oh please... Someone, tell me they meant cat...

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yes! NASA is actually a secret organization that has been around for thousands of years. Some say even before there were humans on earth. They control everything!

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh sure, this really narrows it down :D

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Maybe he's actually Spiderman and he wants to know?

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    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eggs are not real. OK then.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's not a cannibal if it eats another species. Cannibals are e.g. mother bunnies devouring their babies when stressed. But yeah inevitably that cat will become a maneating lion.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    oh wait! Ssshhhh ... lemme listen .... *listens* .... He says that your brain is like one hand clapping. There's nothing there but air.

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    huh... better not mess with this one. She is also a witch.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Does looking at the word "sun" hurt your eyes??

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Put your husband's gas in a jar and present to the court as evidence

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    if boys were allowed to set up sex ed curriculum, this would represent the consensus for topics to cover

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ooohhh mmyyyyy gooooowwwwwwddddddd

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, Canada is in fact a video-game realm

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    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ewwww

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    you certainly didn't

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oh yeah .... to the lowest part of the bottomless pit

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    Rebekah Tracy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sounds like he’s already drank to much weed lmao

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Again, not a stupid question if you look at it philosophically. This could be about semiotics

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    well if he has blue eyes, why is the father still asking? obviously....

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "i saw a bulbasuar once but it might have been lettuce but are they" LMAOO LETTUCE 🤣🤣🤣

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There's a reason why he's called your older brother

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Answer : no. But it is not a canvas, it is a wood panel, so beware of the splinters.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Omg dont you hate if when you're putting your shirt on and then your bellybutton starts screaming because its scared of the dark? 🙄 #Relatable

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oddly specific....

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    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    PLEASE GOD TELL ME THIS IS A TROLL POST

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dont you have to eat three tablespoons of coconut oil and then throw the spoon at your seat? The seat has to be purple of course

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    divorce in 3 ... 2 ... 1 .....

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Could be a leap year child, where four years pass between every birthday

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At the... hospital ?

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yup! You go to the nearest LGBT club/bar and someone will come up to you with a solution.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Call your friendly neighborhood police station for help.

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good question though

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, if Australia can enter the Eurovision Song Contest I don't see why not.

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But once they were red.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    there are no words for the sadness in my heart .... sadness that this much STUPID really exists in the world

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oddly specific denial...

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, in my country you just have to fill in some paperwork and you can be a Bieber fan within a week :)

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    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Simple. Call an exorcist.

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    only if you're staking paper ones on top of it

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You are a ghost!

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No actually. They use fallen leaves from the Maple trees all over the place.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    after reading this article I already am ape s**t with stupid everywhere

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Run. He's not human!

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think you have a bright future in the woodshop...

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why was that asked in Politics and Government?

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahaha!!! That's almost as bad as the parents who want to beat the gay s**t out of their kids. WTF - why isn't there a register of these people?

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yes. Yes you will.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    them some damn sharp nails!

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Glad that question's resolved. Phew. Had me worried that was still on the table.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This person watched too much CNN, now they think everything is Trump's fault. I mean, a lot is, but not literally everything.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    M =/= B

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, we don't.

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Because you live in Australia, which is upside-down ;)

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    pro introvert
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    imagine if their serious tho-

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm waiting for a fart-scented candle

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wait .... you are 26, and your daughter is 14? You were 12? Daaammmnnn

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's an alien smiley face and this is a smiling alien getting on a spaceship: 8=====D~{()} At least I have been told this is an alien.

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    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Add 1.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why were you wearing your mothers bra in the first place

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is really sad. Poor guy genuinely doesn't know. What's frightening is that he's able to do this thing that he doesn't understand at all.

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    lenniee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don't eat it and it'll be fine

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or how about if all 7 billion+ people moved to the same place and jumped at the same time? Surely THAT must affect the earth's orbit? :P

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Give it to the homeless - fifty quid goes a long way when you're homeless.

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    cookie panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    50 years ago?!?

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    5 years ago

    Lol

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OK, this isn't a completely dumb question, it's just not very well-put. I think he's asking whether it'll make her sick, not whether eating her own placenta offends her stance against animal exploitation.

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    WaterHydraMC
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    but... why

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    Premislaus de Colo
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    5 years ago

    The OP forgot to add the son turns 36 this year...

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You'll need an anti-mass spectrometer for that ;)

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hmmm... That's... acceptable.

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Are you a Golden Labrador?

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    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why would someone even ask this. WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN DO THIS

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    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wanna stop puberty, lemme go drink a buncha milk :p

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is a serious problem, it's why I don't go out in public! People just start crying and offering me their lunch money.

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Uh.... why d'you want to know.....

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    Community Member
    5 years ago

    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    Delta of the Ice/SandWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bless you?

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That was mean.

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    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    waitwaitwait. the one using biology to try and back up their point has more downvotes than the person using a literal slur?

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