Creepy Guy Tries To Seduce Girl From His Class, Regrets It Immediately After Getting This Response
We’ve all been there. A random call or text pops up on your phone, someone has got the wrong number. You politely explain the misunderstanding and life goes on. Well, not for Redittor Th3GreenMan56! He received a random text from a guy called ‘Brandon,’ who was awkwardly attempting to seduce who he thought was a girl he liked.
The roleplay style, asterisk laden text is cringeworthy enough. And, despite Greenman revealing his identity and trying to explain that he had the wrong number, Brandon seemed to have it all planned out already and was not taking no for an answer.
Guys, do us all a favor and DON’T be like Brandon. What he did is harrassment, straight up. There are polite and respectful ways to approach a girl, and this ain’t one of them! Scroll down below to see how a simple wrong number misunderstanding got way out of hand, and let us know what you think in the comments!
This guy received a bizarre wrong number text from someone called ‘Brandon’ recently
The awkward exchange escalated rapidly, as Brandon just got weirder and weirder
Here are some reactions:
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Share on FacebookLook, I know I'm an old person (in my 40s) but is this a new thing where a boy says Hi to a girl and then it is a requirement to show them their penis right away? I don't understand!!!!! Signed, old married person.
100% of women receiving unsolicited d**k pics think it's disgustung, so those men are either really stupid or want to provoke.
Load More Replies...These unwanted d**k pics are disgusting. Can we have a law against this please? Public indecency or something? To me its similar to a flasher jumping in front of you and exposing himself...
I thibk it would be great if they introduced a report button to text apps for this kind of thing, and they should block the sender's account for a few days.
Load More Replies...Ok. Someone deliberately gave him the wrong number and how stupid is he? Here's a clue. If you get the wrong number, it means they DON'T want to talk to you.
Not only that he starts their first chat with a pick of his underwear sausage after only a few posts...
Load More Replies...As long as a woman don't askes for a d**k pic, NEVER send her one. Never! We women (hopefully) love our husband's, boyfriend's or lover's d**k, but we will not get turned on by seing some stranger's d**k. When will guys understand that just because they get turned on by seing a womens naked but, boobs or private parts, doesn't mean we women get turned on by seing their private parts. A penis is NOT attractive.
Yes, unless you are in the mood, penises just look funny, and so do vaginas, at least to me. I'd rather see a nice butt pic or even a back pic, or the area just above the penis. I don't know why. Love handle pics are good too.
Load More Replies...The other guy should've sent a d**k pic too... lol. Maybe that's too disgusting. Smh. Just ignore me.
I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or cringe and fall into the fetal position.
Imagine you were a witch/voodoo mage/anything and you just needed a D**k Picture of a person to manipulate and control them.
Roleplay, leading to d**k pic. His entire approach is multiple levels of WRONG!
This is so sick... a d**k picture? seriously?? I guess all women have to save a guy´s picture just to get rid of this kind of men...
For any teenage boys out there [or men who have the mental age/experience of a teenage boy] who might a) already be doing this, b) bethinking about doing this, or c) have done this, STOP, HOLD FIRE, FREEZE. No woman in the history of mankind has ever thought "mmmmm" when confronted with a d**k pic. There is a reason why there is no magazine devoted to pictures of "the todger" because no one, not even yourself honestly finds the way "your tool" looks attractive. They're ugly awkward looking things, that have great functionality when used right- and by used right it is most definitely not photogenic. At best you're going to possibly provide entertainment to her whatsapp group of friends. And let's face it, no one wants their c**k to be a joke.
Right. You're so shy and nervous you send a picture of your s*****g within the first few minutes of texting. What a creepy little jerk. No wonder he was given the wrong number by shannon, so gross.
I'd have immediately followed the "poor, poor man" comment with "you know, there are surgical techniques these days that can do a moderate job in restoring microphallus." Just to hammer the nail in that little bit more...
How do you go from being such a wuss that you pretend to sweat and shake over text to having enough confidence to show pics of your unwanted penis? How?
Im Shannon. S**t. Haha! J/k - wasn’t me. But seriously she was probably doing her friend a favor. He sent a d**k pic that fast. Goes from “sweating profusely” to “just gonna whip this out and swig it around” in the snap of my fingers.
this reminds me of a joke Lee Evans once said, isn't it funny when you ring a wrong number, they're always in aren't they? also, if they say 'sorry you've got the wrong number' counteract with 'well, how do you know you haven't got the wrong house?!', funny guy Lee Evans.
Can someone PLEASE provide a link to the story of a guy sending a d**k pic where the female on the receiving end actually responded in the POSITIVE? When has this EVER worked?? WHY do they keep doing it??
I'll be er get why guys feel the need to send pics of their penises to people they don't even know yet. And if you know someone well enough to introduce them to your trouser snake you might as well do it in person.
Should start with."I'll never get" I need an edit feature...
Load More Replies...This should be considered sexual assault. Forcing yourself on another person.
No. Yes. LMAO!!!! And plus...wtf does any dipshit think that sending a picture of his d**k will get him a date?
Of course, and send them a d**k pic because sexual harassment is funny. Good one, Ben Smith!
Load More Replies...Look, I know I'm an old person (in my 40s) but is this a new thing where a boy says Hi to a girl and then it is a requirement to show them their penis right away? I don't understand!!!!! Signed, old married person.
100% of women receiving unsolicited d**k pics think it's disgustung, so those men are either really stupid or want to provoke.
Load More Replies...These unwanted d**k pics are disgusting. Can we have a law against this please? Public indecency or something? To me its similar to a flasher jumping in front of you and exposing himself...
I thibk it would be great if they introduced a report button to text apps for this kind of thing, and they should block the sender's account for a few days.
Load More Replies...Ok. Someone deliberately gave him the wrong number and how stupid is he? Here's a clue. If you get the wrong number, it means they DON'T want to talk to you.
Not only that he starts their first chat with a pick of his underwear sausage after only a few posts...
Load More Replies...As long as a woman don't askes for a d**k pic, NEVER send her one. Never! We women (hopefully) love our husband's, boyfriend's or lover's d**k, but we will not get turned on by seing some stranger's d**k. When will guys understand that just because they get turned on by seing a womens naked but, boobs or private parts, doesn't mean we women get turned on by seing their private parts. A penis is NOT attractive.
Yes, unless you are in the mood, penises just look funny, and so do vaginas, at least to me. I'd rather see a nice butt pic or even a back pic, or the area just above the penis. I don't know why. Love handle pics are good too.
Load More Replies...The other guy should've sent a d**k pic too... lol. Maybe that's too disgusting. Smh. Just ignore me.
I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or cringe and fall into the fetal position.
Imagine you were a witch/voodoo mage/anything and you just needed a D**k Picture of a person to manipulate and control them.
Roleplay, leading to d**k pic. His entire approach is multiple levels of WRONG!
This is so sick... a d**k picture? seriously?? I guess all women have to save a guy´s picture just to get rid of this kind of men...
For any teenage boys out there [or men who have the mental age/experience of a teenage boy] who might a) already be doing this, b) bethinking about doing this, or c) have done this, STOP, HOLD FIRE, FREEZE. No woman in the history of mankind has ever thought "mmmmm" when confronted with a d**k pic. There is a reason why there is no magazine devoted to pictures of "the todger" because no one, not even yourself honestly finds the way "your tool" looks attractive. They're ugly awkward looking things, that have great functionality when used right- and by used right it is most definitely not photogenic. At best you're going to possibly provide entertainment to her whatsapp group of friends. And let's face it, no one wants their c**k to be a joke.
Right. You're so shy and nervous you send a picture of your s*****g within the first few minutes of texting. What a creepy little jerk. No wonder he was given the wrong number by shannon, so gross.
I'd have immediately followed the "poor, poor man" comment with "you know, there are surgical techniques these days that can do a moderate job in restoring microphallus." Just to hammer the nail in that little bit more...
How do you go from being such a wuss that you pretend to sweat and shake over text to having enough confidence to show pics of your unwanted penis? How?
Im Shannon. S**t. Haha! J/k - wasn’t me. But seriously she was probably doing her friend a favor. He sent a d**k pic that fast. Goes from “sweating profusely” to “just gonna whip this out and swig it around” in the snap of my fingers.
this reminds me of a joke Lee Evans once said, isn't it funny when you ring a wrong number, they're always in aren't they? also, if they say 'sorry you've got the wrong number' counteract with 'well, how do you know you haven't got the wrong house?!', funny guy Lee Evans.
Can someone PLEASE provide a link to the story of a guy sending a d**k pic where the female on the receiving end actually responded in the POSITIVE? When has this EVER worked?? WHY do they keep doing it??
I'll be er get why guys feel the need to send pics of their penises to people they don't even know yet. And if you know someone well enough to introduce them to your trouser snake you might as well do it in person.
Should start with."I'll never get" I need an edit feature...
Load More Replies...This should be considered sexual assault. Forcing yourself on another person.
No. Yes. LMAO!!!! And plus...wtf does any dipshit think that sending a picture of his d**k will get him a date?
Of course, and send them a d**k pic because sexual harassment is funny. Good one, Ben Smith!
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