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“It’s Hashtags time!” Jimmy Fallon’s collections of hilarious real-life stories are back with a bang. Twitter users are having lots of fun sharing their personal stories with the 46-year-old comedian and the host of The Tonight Show. This time, everyone’s opening up about their very worst first dates by posting under the #WorstFirstDate hashtag.
First dates are supposed to be a tad awkward but fun. Unfortunately, that’s an overly romantic view of them. Reality shows us that first dates can be utter disasters—as bad as they are hilarious! Take a look at our collection of the funny and unbelievable stories that Twitter users shared with Fallon, give the ones that grabbed your attention an upvote, and share your own stories in the comment section.
Having a weird feeling of déjà vu? When you’re done with this list, check out our post about Fallon asking his fans the very same question nearly 3 years ago. Time flies, but people will never stop going on dates, so there’s an inexhaustible supply of future awkwardness.
Mike Sington, a former senior executive at NBCUniversal and a celebrity and pop culture expert based in Los Angeles, detailed to Bored Panda how shows like Fallon's work, how late-night shows have been adapting to the pandemic, and what the purpose of hosts asking questions on Twitter is. Check out what he had to say below.
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According to Mike, Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, hosts like Fallon ask questions on social media to better connect with their fans. "TV hosts are sourcing material directly from social media because it’s a great way to engage with their audiences and stay connected with them," he said. "Each show has a staff of writers, so there’s no lack of content, but nothing can top the personal, and often very funny, contributions of the fans themselves."
For some viewers, the endless lockdowns seem to have taken some of the wind out of Fallon and other late-night show hosts' sails, removing a chunk of the energy and comedy from their work. However, Mike believes that the situation is quite the opposite. In his opinion, Fallon and the others have been doing brilliantly this past year, going as far as calling them heroes of sorts, while pointing out that it's natural for the hosts to have a different type of energy because they've had to adapt to the new normal like everyone else.
"I commend the late-night hosts for soldering on during this months-long lockdown. So many people are isolated and alone now, and they are welcome and familiar faces we can safely bring into our homes. I would even say what they have been doing over the past several months has been somewhat heroic because it hasn’t been easy for them. They knew early on though, the need was there, and they stepped up to the challenge," the expert explained to Bored Panda.
"I think their material has been better than ever. Over the past year, there’s been a wealth of material in the news to utilize. The energy is there, but it’s a bit different. They’ve had to adjust to trying times and having no audience, but have done so admirably. What they’re doing is paying off in the ratings which have been stronger than ever. They’ve been providing much-needed comfort and familiarity that people are craving now."
A lot of us know Fallon from our TV, computer, and phone screens. However, the man’s more than just a comedian and a host. He’s also a loving dad of two girls, Winnie and Franny. Fallon also has a dog named Gary. He also admits that he forces his family to listen to holiday music all year round. Imagine the fun/horror!
The New Yorker’s also a very popular writer, having published hits like Your Baby’s First Word Will Be DADA, Everything Is MAMA, and This Is BABY. Most recently, he’s published 5 More Sleeps ‘til Christmas. Pleasantly surprised that Fallon has a literary side? So were we. But Fallon's books look like they're aimed at families—something that's difficult to build if all you can't move past your disastrous first dates.
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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
I have mentally tried putting on three seatbelts for five minutes, so far unsuccessfully
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Zenozenobee 4 years ago
At least they let you know right away they were the blackmailing type... Nice to know you escaped the second date
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Mrs_ Possum 4 years ago
Eek, this reminds me of a weird first date I had when I was in my early 20's. The guy brought his mum with him to the restaurant, and she told me that if I had kids "by accident" she would be more than happy to look after them for me while I worked. I still shudder when I think about that evening!!
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wandile dludlu 4 years ago
I think this lady was offended by not being offered one more than anything
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Zenozenobee 4 years ago
I reach a point in my life where I would have stop the date after the dinner. The details about skinning a deer, specialy when I'm eating, no way I'm going anywhere with him after that.
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Hooked 4 years ago (edited)
I dated this guy once, colleague from work ( I know, a no-go but I really liked him and I was leaving that firm anyway). He was great company at work : funny, helpful, intelligent, charming. But I found out about his gambling habits when we dated. Since he had no money for casino's, he played these games on his phone where you push buttons en see those slot machine thingies turn and turn and turn. And he played them endlessly ! Everywhere we were or went ! Nothing ever happend in those games !! It was just : click and turn, click and turn, click and turn.On and on and on. It did not went well with the relationship
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
If she was afraid the ambulance was stolen why did she agree to go with him? Also no better car to rape someone than an ambulance.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
What other kind of man did you expect ? It was at the Andy Warhol Museum !
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wandile dludlu 4 years ago
Which is why you also have cards linked to your phone... just in case
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Hope in Jesus with Olivia 4 years ago
I married my last two husband's who took to McDonald's on the first date :) lol that sounds horrible but it's what i wanted. Still married to the second one
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Ellen Ranks 4 years ago
Very superficial to dismiss a person because of a slightly unfortunate food choice. It is similar to ditching a guy because he wears white socks or whatever.
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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Jimmy Fallon said this to himself and it's literally the second to most downvoted one here lol
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Sinkvenice 4 years ago
I don't know anything about hockey but I still enjoyed Slap Shot; anything with Paul Newman and I'm sold. I'm not sure how that constitutes the "worst date ever". Also, the Lakers are basketball not hockey, why did she need to mention her dad bought them too?
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Celeste Grant 4 years ago
I went on a date with a guy who showed up 15 years older and 5 stone heavier than the pics he sent me and then proceeded to try and impress me with stories about when he was in the police 10 years earlier. He then tried to explain my phd to me even though he knew nothing about the subject, and told me he thought intelligent women were "difficult". He then told me I should have dressed sexier (it was an afternoon coffee date) and could I open a couple more buttons on my shirt so that he could see "what he would be getting". I got up and walked out. He had seemed so nice when we had chatted for the previous couple of weeks! It was my one and only online date... I deleted the app as soon as I got home!
H Edwards 4 years ago
It's startling how different people can be in person from how they are in a text chat.
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Ritchat 4 years ago
#2: Other guy told me how his ex that he barely even dated got pregnant and decided to keep the baby even though they broke up without telling him and how much she f****d up his life. Kept going for an hour. Didn't understand why I didn't want to go on another date. #3: Dodged a bullet. Guy from dating site was convinced we were meant to be after reading my profile. I didn't think so. He tried to persuade me but didn't work. He was nice though... until then. I left the computer for ~2 hours and left the site open. Came back to 20 messages, every message angrier than the one before. Telling me that I'm a b*tch for ignoring him. He even blocked me. I returned the favor and was done with it. 1 day later I get a message from him on ANOTHER WEBSITE (!!!) saying how hurt he was but HE was willing to give ME another chance. Blocked him there too.
Serenity Kinney 4 years ago
are you some sort of blond mable? *gasp* are you labam?!
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Metaniel 4 years ago
Got some! One date: guy took me on a cementery, because he was convinced that all people that wear black clothes likes those climates. He also gave me a pedobear pin, because "it reminds me of you". Never spoke to him again. Second date: took me on a date to insult me all night and telling me how better he is, because he's a house seller 🙄 Third date: I was invited to a date in cinema. Turned out it was a "date" with a bunch of workers from my previous job, because they also wanted to see the movie 🤣
Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago (edited)
Amelija Janavičius, is a troll with a stolen pic. This type of deranged person takes glee in aggressive comments and stirring abuse from others. Please can we let this poor poor person know that they are loved because they are most likely missing this in their real off line life, hence the need of attention through miss behaviour. So to whoever you may be know we are here for you.
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
Bad date story #1 - We met online and agreed to meet for coffee at 11AM downtown (I was thinking that if we hit it off, we could do some sightseeing downtown, if not, we could just part ways) and he showed up with a packed suitcase because he was going to stay the weekend with me. I noped right out of that and he got mad because he already told his roommate that he wouldn't be back for a few days.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago (edited)
That guy was delussionnal and ballsy
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Louloubelle 4 years ago
This was not me, but related from a woman I knew. Went out to dinner on a first date. Didn’t really hit it off, but the guy wanted to come in. She was firm and told him no. Later in the night she hears what sounds like someone in her house. She locked herself in her bathroom, called 911. When they showed up, the guy from the date had broken into her house, and they found him in the basement, with a tarp laid out on the floor, with rope next to it. And he had a large knife in his hand when they found him. It was found later that he had killed and raped 2 other women. It was chilling to listen to.
K. 4 years ago
Can someone teach me these red flags please? I’m either going to die from something food related or from being too polite/naive.
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Louloubelle 4 years ago
I google Bored Panda Admin. and it comes up where you can request someone be banned. I just did that for that person.
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Ritchat 4 years ago
I got more than one good story: #1: Guy wanted to meet me so badly, he came although he was sick. 15min in and we were walking down the street when he suddenly threw up right in front of me. Felt so sorry for him, that I told him I'd go on a second date when he'll feel better. He refused. Instead told me how ashamed he was to be "a male nurse" which nobody calls it in german anymore (Krankenpfleger translates into something like Caregiver for the ill or something). Made fun of me reading mangas, saying he "doesn't understand why I would pay so much for something you throw away after reading." Asked him if he throws away books, DVDs or games away too after reading, watching or playing them once. *facepalm* Continued to have bad conversations until I found the next subway station and couldn't get on the one home fast enough. He had tears in his eyes when he realized how much he f****d up.
MelO 4 years ago
Had one who went on a great length about how "slavery probably wasn't that bad". His argument being, noone who was a slave in the US is alive to say what happened. Reports from the time could be skewed for political reasons. And anyways, slaves were expensive, it wouldn't have made sense to treat them TOO badly. 😳 No second date needed.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
Worked with a guy that wanted to date me for years, finally gave in so he took me to get sushi (my first time) for my birthday. He ordered for me which was fine, what wasn't fine, was how he talked ALL about himself the ENTIRE time. All about his work (we worked at the same place) all of his accomplishments (which were embelished because WE. WORKED. AT. THE. SAME. PLACE.) and at one point he told this amazing story that I had to remind him was me, not him lmao. THEN when it couldn't get worse it did, he took me shopping (on my birthday) at GOODWILL Don't get me wrong, I love goodwill I love a good deal but first date? Kinda weird. Although I did score an awesome pair of Dr. Pepper pajama pants.... lol Also he still talked about himself the whole time there and on the way home. He's now married to a GORGEOUS woman, whom I can only suspect is deaf because no way anyone would put up with his constant braggy one upper attitude.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
My absolute fave that made me nope out was went out on a date with someone I met online, and watched movies at his house, fell asleep, woke up the next morning with a ring on my hand, THAT hand. it was a pretty fire saphire. He happened to have left to go to work, and left a note that asked to lock up etc, I was like wtf??? I then got extremely curious and admittedly before I left, I went through his bedside table (I know it was wrong but I had so many questions) I literally found 5 more identical rings as the one on my hand. I noped out locked the door and left and blocked him on everything. Also.... kept the ring, it was pretty and he had 5 more, finders keepers.
Mangelo Il Fumatori 4 years ago
I think you're lucky that he didn't lock you in his house.
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
Bad date story #2 - His car broke down and he had taken a cab to the date. Not a big deal, it happens to everyone, and we hit it off so I didn't mind giving him a lift home. On the way home, he asked if I minded stopping at the drug store so he could pick up a few things. I stopped and went in too. That then escalated in to him asking to stop at about 6 different places for everything from groceries to checking on a sick friend. After the third stop, I told him I was going home and that I could either take him home (we had a car full of groceries at this point) or I could set his stuff out and he could find his own ride. He opted for the ride home and then wanted me to help him carry purchases inside.
Octavia Hansen 4 years ago
My date looked like a dream . . . then over dinner started telling me about his alien encounter -- he had been kidnapped, then returned. Hmm, a whole other species who didn't even know you threw you back! (Good enough reason for me to leave. I excused myself to the bathroom . . . then drove off!)
Bunny Wood 4 years ago
Went out with a girl who was in to ice skating. Im not great on ice so went along and just kind of watched and waved. She was nice enough, but insisted i give it a try. I slipped over and split my head open. 2 hours and 20 stitches later we left A&E. We actually hung out with each other for a year or two, despite the rocky start.
Hooman 4 years ago
Went to go see District 9 at the cinema and got motion sick from the cinematography; ran out the cinema to be sick but couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The guy ran out after me, stuck his hands out and CAUGHT MY VOMIT... IN HIS BARE HANDS !!
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Online dating: Met him at my local hangout. I got there first & ordered a glass of wine. He showed up 15 minutes late (not THAT big a deal, but still). We start the whole "what do you do" thing and he freaks out. Asks me "Why? Are you trying to figure out how much money I make? Should I just show you my bank statement"? I threw $5 on the table and walked out. Waited for him to leave and then went back inside - jerk. Another first - the guy said he was HWP and was EASILY 100+ pounds overweight. It wasn't the weight so much, even though I didn't find him attractive, it was the fact he was so in denial. There were obviously some serious issues behind it & quite frankly I wanted a relationship, not a project.
Sentinel 4 years ago (edited)
I was on a trip in Taiwan. Met a guy there through Bumblee. All went quite well. But after dinner, drinks & a long night i called it a night. He walked me back to my hotel but suddenly came on to me so strong. He pleaded & pleaded with me to go into my room, promising that he wont do anything but just to sleep. Wtf. I’m thinking he was just using me because he doesnt like his crowded place. Lol after a long back & forth, i left him in the dust & went up. Dude stayed in the lobby the whole night till the next day. Im not sure if i feel sorry for his homelessness or just creeped out. Lesson here is to never ever tell ur first date from the app where u stay. I was such a noob. Deleted the app later.
Aubrie Allen 4 years ago
Met a dude for a date, guy was nothing like his pic. Walked to his apt, he wanted to stop for cigs, but said he wasn't allowed in the store. Had to get them for him. He ordered a pizza, the. Didn't have enough to pay for it so I did. Apt was filthy, dog hair everywhere and a broken couch. Wanted me to sit on the floor with dog hair and filth. Kicked it away with his foot. Noped out of there.
H Edwards 4 years ago
Why are there women going to his place on a first date? Stop it!
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Barbara Cass 4 years ago
1st date, didn't know each other at all. Dinner and dancing at the Officer's Club, dress blues. When he pulled up in front of my house at the end of the date, he put my hand on his crotch and said, "I got 8 inches for you baby". There wasn't a second date.
Dolly_of TheCowboy 4 years ago
Chatting casually for a couple of weeks, no immediate red flags, both shift workers. He pushed to meet for coffee after work "soon". NBD right? Couple of days later met at a cafe he chose half-way between. Had no idea what he looked like. He said he "would be in uniform" and was "quite tall". We had not swapped photos as I was not bothered. Big mistake apparently. Arrive and there is 1 bloke in a crumpled suit coat. Stands up and is a good 5" shorter than me. His first words "You are white and tall? I should have asked for a photo". Should have walked then but did not want to be rude. He insisted on ordering black coffee for both of us, ignoring me saying "Just water please". Informs me I would not be working after the wedding (what?) as "no good Kenyan wife works". Lectured me on my no makeup and hair needing to be improved before his mother saw me. Told me I would need to quit my job. Told him no - he was shocked. I walked off to him yelling "get back here". Bullet dodged
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
I never had interest in dating. I just "got" with my boyfriends and one is now my husband.
Jacob Babashoff 4 years ago
We went to a theme park, unbeknownst to us, there was a rap concert that night. Later as we were heading to a coaster we both wanted to ride again, we see the Sheriff's Dept. in formation in full riot gear....guess what happened at the concert.
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago (edited)
Haha, my story is: I was catfished but he wasn't 80 or something nah he was just a bit crazy... his idea of romantic was taking me to Mc Donalds
Brendan 4 years ago
Worst first date: the girl never showed up. Doesn't sound that bad, except this was my first EVER date 😭
Jim Ellington 4 years ago
I broke up with my girlfriend when I went off to college then proceeded to be celibate for almost five years. On the fourth year, 364th day I went to pick up a chick for our first date and she answered the door wearing negligee, on the floor leaning back on her hands with her legs spread; I finally gave in on noon the next day. I ended up with her for three years. Surprise - she turned out to be a psycho.
Fidgets McGee 4 years ago (edited)
Or take a minute to proof read their posts??
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CatWoman312 4 years ago
I have sooooo many bad first dates lol. Probably the worst is the guy with a weird fetish where he liked to be kicked in the balls. He not only shared this with me, but insisted I did it 3 times before we went on our date.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Please tell me you kicked him and then ran off.
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troufaki13 4 years ago
Totally unrelated.. but does anyone else have this thing about giving consent to personalized ads keep popping up every time you refresh or go to another page and you can't get rid of it? What is that?
H Edwards 4 years ago
I think the one I get is probably different, but honestly I don't think you can get rid of them. Also, some of the settings on this site just don't work.
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TJ Leonard 4 years ago
I went on a blind date with a guy who showed up at the restaurant with finger puppets, hand puppets and balloons which he proceeded to blow up and make into balloon animals right there in the restaurant. Mind you, each one had a separate voice that he used to talk to me. When I finally escaped, I ran to my car and before I could drive away he appeared at my driver's side window with a full arm puppet that looked like he was holding a large unidentified animal in his hands! I put the pedal to the metal and needless to say there was no second date.
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Celeste Grant 4 years ago
I went on a date with a guy who showed up 15 years older and 5 stone heavier than the pics he sent me and then proceeded to try and impress me with stories about when he was in the police 10 years earlier. He then tried to explain my phd to me even though he knew nothing about the subject, and told me he thought intelligent women were "difficult". He then told me I should have dressed sexier (it was an afternoon coffee date) and could I open a couple more buttons on my shirt so that he could see "what he would be getting". I got up and walked out. He had seemed so nice when we had chatted for the previous couple of weeks! It was my one and only online date... I deleted the app as soon as I got home!
H Edwards 4 years ago
It's startling how different people can be in person from how they are in a text chat.
Load More Replies... Ritchat 4 years ago
#2: Other guy told me how his ex that he barely even dated got pregnant and decided to keep the baby even though they broke up without telling him and how much she f****d up his life. Kept going for an hour. Didn't understand why I didn't want to go on another date. #3: Dodged a bullet. Guy from dating site was convinced we were meant to be after reading my profile. I didn't think so. He tried to persuade me but didn't work. He was nice though... until then. I left the computer for ~2 hours and left the site open. Came back to 20 messages, every message angrier than the one before. Telling me that I'm a b*tch for ignoring him. He even blocked me. I returned the favor and was done with it. 1 day later I get a message from him on ANOTHER WEBSITE (!!!) saying how hurt he was but HE was willing to give ME another chance. Blocked him there too.
Serenity Kinney 4 years ago
are you some sort of blond mable? *gasp* are you labam?!
Load More Replies... Metaniel 4 years ago
Got some! One date: guy took me on a cementery, because he was convinced that all people that wear black clothes likes those climates. He also gave me a pedobear pin, because "it reminds me of you". Never spoke to him again. Second date: took me on a date to insult me all night and telling me how better he is, because he's a house seller 🙄 Third date: I was invited to a date in cinema. Turned out it was a "date" with a bunch of workers from my previous job, because they also wanted to see the movie 🤣
Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago (edited)
Amelija Janavičius, is a troll with a stolen pic. This type of deranged person takes glee in aggressive comments and stirring abuse from others. Please can we let this poor poor person know that they are loved because they are most likely missing this in their real off line life, hence the need of attention through miss behaviour. So to whoever you may be know we are here for you.
Load More Replies... GirlFriday 4 years ago
Bad date story #1 - We met online and agreed to meet for coffee at 11AM downtown (I was thinking that if we hit it off, we could do some sightseeing downtown, if not, we could just part ways) and he showed up with a packed suitcase because he was going to stay the weekend with me. I noped right out of that and he got mad because he already told his roommate that he wouldn't be back for a few days.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago (edited)
That guy was delussionnal and ballsy
Load More Replies... Louloubelle 4 years ago
This was not me, but related from a woman I knew. Went out to dinner on a first date. Didn’t really hit it off, but the guy wanted to come in. She was firm and told him no. Later in the night she hears what sounds like someone in her house. She locked herself in her bathroom, called 911. When they showed up, the guy from the date had broken into her house, and they found him in the basement, with a tarp laid out on the floor, with rope next to it. And he had a large knife in his hand when they found him. It was found later that he had killed and raped 2 other women. It was chilling to listen to.
K. 4 years ago
Can someone teach me these red flags please? I’m either going to die from something food related or from being too polite/naive.
Load More Replies... Louloubelle 4 years ago
I google Bored Panda Admin. and it comes up where you can request someone be banned. I just did that for that person.
Load More Replies... Ritchat 4 years ago
I got more than one good story: #1: Guy wanted to meet me so badly, he came although he was sick. 15min in and we were walking down the street when he suddenly threw up right in front of me. Felt so sorry for him, that I told him I'd go on a second date when he'll feel better. He refused. Instead told me how ashamed he was to be "a male nurse" which nobody calls it in german anymore (Krankenpfleger translates into something like Caregiver for the ill or something). Made fun of me reading mangas, saying he "doesn't understand why I would pay so much for something you throw away after reading." Asked him if he throws away books, DVDs or games away too after reading, watching or playing them once. *facepalm* Continued to have bad conversations until I found the next subway station and couldn't get on the one home fast enough. He had tears in his eyes when he realized how much he f****d up.
MelO 4 years ago
Had one who went on a great length about how "slavery probably wasn't that bad". His argument being, noone who was a slave in the US is alive to say what happened. Reports from the time could be skewed for political reasons. And anyways, slaves were expensive, it wouldn't have made sense to treat them TOO badly. 😳 No second date needed.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
Worked with a guy that wanted to date me for years, finally gave in so he took me to get sushi (my first time) for my birthday. He ordered for me which was fine, what wasn't fine, was how he talked ALL about himself the ENTIRE time. All about his work (we worked at the same place) all of his accomplishments (which were embelished because WE. WORKED. AT. THE. SAME. PLACE.) and at one point he told this amazing story that I had to remind him was me, not him lmao. THEN when it couldn't get worse it did, he took me shopping (on my birthday) at GOODWILL Don't get me wrong, I love goodwill I love a good deal but first date? Kinda weird. Although I did score an awesome pair of Dr. Pepper pajama pants.... lol Also he still talked about himself the whole time there and on the way home. He's now married to a GORGEOUS woman, whom I can only suspect is deaf because no way anyone would put up with his constant braggy one upper attitude.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
My absolute fave that made me nope out was went out on a date with someone I met online, and watched movies at his house, fell asleep, woke up the next morning with a ring on my hand, THAT hand. it was a pretty fire saphire. He happened to have left to go to work, and left a note that asked to lock up etc, I was like wtf??? I then got extremely curious and admittedly before I left, I went through his bedside table (I know it was wrong but I had so many questions) I literally found 5 more identical rings as the one on my hand. I noped out locked the door and left and blocked him on everything. Also.... kept the ring, it was pretty and he had 5 more, finders keepers.
Mangelo Il Fumatori 4 years ago
I think you're lucky that he didn't lock you in his house.
Load More Replies... GirlFriday 4 years ago
Bad date story #2 - His car broke down and he had taken a cab to the date. Not a big deal, it happens to everyone, and we hit it off so I didn't mind giving him a lift home. On the way home, he asked if I minded stopping at the drug store so he could pick up a few things. I stopped and went in too. That then escalated in to him asking to stop at about 6 different places for everything from groceries to checking on a sick friend. After the third stop, I told him I was going home and that I could either take him home (we had a car full of groceries at this point) or I could set his stuff out and he could find his own ride. He opted for the ride home and then wanted me to help him carry purchases inside.
Octavia Hansen 4 years ago
My date looked like a dream . . . then over dinner started telling me about his alien encounter -- he had been kidnapped, then returned. Hmm, a whole other species who didn't even know you threw you back! (Good enough reason for me to leave. I excused myself to the bathroom . . . then drove off!)
Bunny Wood 4 years ago
Went out with a girl who was in to ice skating. Im not great on ice so went along and just kind of watched and waved. She was nice enough, but insisted i give it a try. I slipped over and split my head open. 2 hours and 20 stitches later we left A&E. We actually hung out with each other for a year or two, despite the rocky start.
Hooman 4 years ago
Went to go see District 9 at the cinema and got motion sick from the cinematography; ran out the cinema to be sick but couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The guy ran out after me, stuck his hands out and CAUGHT MY VOMIT... IN HIS BARE HANDS !!
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Online dating: Met him at my local hangout. I got there first & ordered a glass of wine. He showed up 15 minutes late (not THAT big a deal, but still). We start the whole "what do you do" thing and he freaks out. Asks me "Why? Are you trying to figure out how much money I make? Should I just show you my bank statement"? I threw $5 on the table and walked out. Waited for him to leave and then went back inside - jerk. Another first - the guy said he was HWP and was EASILY 100+ pounds overweight. It wasn't the weight so much, even though I didn't find him attractive, it was the fact he was so in denial. There were obviously some serious issues behind it & quite frankly I wanted a relationship, not a project.
Sentinel 4 years ago (edited)
I was on a trip in Taiwan. Met a guy there through Bumblee. All went quite well. But after dinner, drinks & a long night i called it a night. He walked me back to my hotel but suddenly came on to me so strong. He pleaded & pleaded with me to go into my room, promising that he wont do anything but just to sleep. Wtf. I’m thinking he was just using me because he doesnt like his crowded place. Lol after a long back & forth, i left him in the dust & went up. Dude stayed in the lobby the whole night till the next day. Im not sure if i feel sorry for his homelessness or just creeped out. Lesson here is to never ever tell ur first date from the app where u stay. I was such a noob. Deleted the app later.
Aubrie Allen 4 years ago
Met a dude for a date, guy was nothing like his pic. Walked to his apt, he wanted to stop for cigs, but said he wasn't allowed in the store. Had to get them for him. He ordered a pizza, the. Didn't have enough to pay for it so I did. Apt was filthy, dog hair everywhere and a broken couch. Wanted me to sit on the floor with dog hair and filth. Kicked it away with his foot. Noped out of there.
H Edwards 4 years ago
Why are there women going to his place on a first date? Stop it!
Load More Replies... Barbara Cass 4 years ago
1st date, didn't know each other at all. Dinner and dancing at the Officer's Club, dress blues. When he pulled up in front of my house at the end of the date, he put my hand on his crotch and said, "I got 8 inches for you baby". There wasn't a second date.
Dolly_of TheCowboy 4 years ago
Chatting casually for a couple of weeks, no immediate red flags, both shift workers. He pushed to meet for coffee after work "soon". NBD right? Couple of days later met at a cafe he chose half-way between. Had no idea what he looked like. He said he "would be in uniform" and was "quite tall". We had not swapped photos as I was not bothered. Big mistake apparently. Arrive and there is 1 bloke in a crumpled suit coat. Stands up and is a good 5" shorter than me. His first words "You are white and tall? I should have asked for a photo". Should have walked then but did not want to be rude. He insisted on ordering black coffee for both of us, ignoring me saying "Just water please". Informs me I would not be working after the wedding (what?) as "no good Kenyan wife works". Lectured me on my no makeup and hair needing to be improved before his mother saw me. Told me I would need to quit my job. Told him no - he was shocked. I walked off to him yelling "get back here". Bullet dodged
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
I never had interest in dating. I just "got" with my boyfriends and one is now my husband.
Jacob Babashoff 4 years ago
We went to a theme park, unbeknownst to us, there was a rap concert that night. Later as we were heading to a coaster we both wanted to ride again, we see the Sheriff's Dept. in formation in full riot gear....guess what happened at the concert.
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago (edited)
Haha, my story is: I was catfished but he wasn't 80 or something nah he was just a bit crazy... his idea of romantic was taking me to Mc Donalds
Brendan 4 years ago
Worst first date: the girl never showed up. Doesn't sound that bad, except this was my first EVER date 😭
Jim Ellington 4 years ago
I broke up with my girlfriend when I went off to college then proceeded to be celibate for almost five years. On the fourth year, 364th day I went to pick up a chick for our first date and she answered the door wearing negligee, on the floor leaning back on her hands with her legs spread; I finally gave in on noon the next day. I ended up with her for three years. Surprise - she turned out to be a psycho.
Fidgets McGee 4 years ago (edited)
Or take a minute to proof read their posts??
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 4 years ago
I have sooooo many bad first dates lol. Probably the worst is the guy with a weird fetish where he liked to be kicked in the balls. He not only shared this with me, but insisted I did it 3 times before we went on our date.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Please tell me you kicked him and then ran off.
Load More Replies... troufaki13 4 years ago
Totally unrelated.. but does anyone else have this thing about giving consent to personalized ads keep popping up every time you refresh or go to another page and you can't get rid of it? What is that?
H Edwards 4 years ago
I think the one I get is probably different, but honestly I don't think you can get rid of them. Also, some of the settings on this site just don't work.
Load More Replies... TJ Leonard 4 years ago
I went on a blind date with a guy who showed up at the restaurant with finger puppets, hand puppets and balloons which he proceeded to blow up and make into balloon animals right there in the restaurant. Mind you, each one had a separate voice that he used to talk to me. When I finally escaped, I ran to my car and before I could drive away he appeared at my driver's side window with a full arm puppet that looked like he was holding a large unidentified animal in his hands! I put the pedal to the metal and needless to say there was no second date.
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