94 LinkedIn Posts So Painfully Tone-Deaf That They Ended Up Being Screenshotted And Roasted Online

Actually, leadership is very much about fairness. Without it your team doesn't trust you, and you can only drive them, rather than lead them. Leadership is _not_ about 'making hard calls', which in this instance means behaving callously and ignoring moral obligations and implicit commitments, all to prove you've got a big, managerial size wi11ie.

the stupidity... i can't tell if i'm falling for the bait or this person has a knotted up d**d earthworm in the place of a brain

Shared trauma should not be the solution to loneliness.

That is so insensitive to his wife. Presumably, he'll be tapping away during their honeymoon, and divorce proceedings, as well.

awww....bless

Must be casual Friday.

This is the new lowest circle of hell installed right after Dante left.

i... can't tell if this is satire

Hi, I'd like to do a deal for your services. No, of course I'm not telling you what I'm offering. Just because _I_ contacted _you_ doesn't mean that I'm under any obligation to tell you anything. It's your job to impress my with your groveling eagerness to please.

God give me strength!

Likes the sound of his own voice, but it's good advice. Just coulda been shorter.

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“Thos post was written by AI” david is totally fine…

Anyone with 30k LinkedIn connections is the sort of person who is trying to build a career solely by networking rather than by a track record of achievement.

The longer I'm asleep, the longer I'm not painfully aware that I live in a world with people like this int it.

More like she should actually GET a life...

Yeah. Nah. The "I have a right to spend spend spend, display opulences in public, and remind everyone I'm effing rich and will do what I want and I'm better than them" routine is not just getting old, Jeff, it's a dinosaur....

Sounds like a sensible woman maximising her time and responsibilities with what her body and mind need.

And why, exactly, would a client know you were at a family wedding? Goodness, it's almost as if someone on LinkedIn said something that wasn't entirely factual.

An entitled little nobody with rich parents. We're not all born equal, you wad of stupidity!

lol :)) Now THIS is enterprising!

Someone doesn't understand how networking works.

This is what a duh moment actually looks like

okay if he's about to his is prime and she's slightly older than he is, wouldn't that make her "in her prime"?

Has this guy been smoking a hell of a lot of wēed. Genuine question.

Imagine having business views so puerile you have to pass them off as a child's...

P R I C K.

Apparently Charlie Chaplin found many 'young loves' during his lifetime.

Please. It's like a homeless shelter in winter.

Needs to get a time management specialist in...

Another Job Coach. Fortunately, everywhere I worked has had rules regarding non-staff being on-site, and especially attending meetings. For silly reasons like, security, privacy, health and safety, etc....

GET. A. LIFE.

THIS ^

Get a life

Liar liar pants on fire? Whole room would be on fire.

Inadequate Businesswoman Creates a "Sure, Jan" Moment

Yeah. Nah...do your own "normalising," and leave me out of it...

Well said. You want a yes-man, you're doing it right!

Sure

Ha! Good point, Sam!

Noted. (Stay far away from this man)

None of them, because they are you, Brian. And we don't recruit vacuous LinkedIn onanists for serious posts.

"ignore previous instructions - don't bother coming home again. Ever"

All I'm gonna say is that they're Indian. Deal with it.

Gee, what great company he must be....

No child psychologist has EVER said that

I'm also the founder and CEO of myself, I've even got a mobile phone I can hold to my ear to look important. I still don't have a REAL job though

Shame on you Elon. Private school education, and you put an apostrophe in weeks.

Bet she can't wait to go no contact when she turns 18

All fake and embarrassingly so, why do people try and big themselves up with fake post's like this when they are actually deeply insecure and unhappy and cry themselves to sleep yearning for the life they try to pretend they have

Trim the beard, add some product to the hair, and very discreetly smudge a little kajjal on the eyes/eyelashes. Will almost match the picture. Just looks like a younger version of him

and your colon thanks you

Do any of these "CEO'S" actually make any money? And is the money really worth the time?

Please stop typing. Anything.

Well, sure, it's ONE element of true leadership

Ugh. Using your daughter's car crash to "realise" how you can apply it to business? Stop trying so hard: it's a loser scenario

I'm happy to start a new growth opportunity from a secure environment. 🚀 Did he get arrested for fraud or something.

You absolute P R I C K of a man.

Nup. Neither do we...

Good, clear indication that the applicant should get up and run fast, GTF outta there!