Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Jeremie Guerra
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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bweird2day
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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bweird2day
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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Superluminal1
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

life of workers in dubai has no value has i can see

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The Alchemist
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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David Bartley
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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Inzane_sniper
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the ass)...

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Brenda Olano
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this will not prevent the roof from crushing

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Kjorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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bweird2day
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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Lyndsay B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems like a lot of work to change a lightbulb

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JuanRa Luna
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think these pics should be called how men trust in other men

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Avia
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When he falls he will let out a little "wine"

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