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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Man with an arrow through sleeve and boy holding a bow sitting in a waiting area, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    Man appearing relaxed while contemplating, with humorous text on stressful video game choice.

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    #6

    Man wearing a red hard hat over a white headscarf, highlighting why women live longer than men.

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    Man on a tall ladder cutting a tree branch with a chainsaw, showcasing risky behavior illustrating why women may live longer.

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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    #8

    Man standing precariously on walls to change light bulb, illustrating why women live longer.

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    #9

    Man precariously cleaning a high-rise window without safety gear, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    #10

    Man precariously standing on an open window ledge of a building, balancing with one hand on the wall.

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    Pobin Rice
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so this guy has bloody hands. Clearly not sane and in desperate need of help. Not funny

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think none of these is a joke, for that matter. But I wonder whether that's blood or just paint. Note the red can kinda thing on the glass of the window. But then again, I see nothing's painted there, so... A very weird situation indeed.

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    Kristi Zoebelein
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This upsets me, it is obvious there is something wrong with this man, they have even blurred his face. It shouldn't be used in a humorous article.

    Adrienne St Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His hands look like a bloody mess; there must be more to this story.

    Sophie Flint
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone else spotted that his hands are bright red. Blood?

    Kris Thompson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gotta b! I thought he killed someone and was then watching a parade?!

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    Jax Ashton
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are his hands bloody? Look like it. Wonder if this was a suicidal person

    Panteh-a Kyani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is he actually doing? and his bloody hands?

    Deborah Lloyd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is his hands all red....blood?

    Trisha Brazda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like red paint in the can to the left. Not bleeding hands.

    Su Jol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zoom in - the 'paint can' has eyes.. it's a gnome.

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    Billy Allen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was in Russia and the guy was drunk out of his mind and suicidal. His hands are bloody.

    Andrew Cas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to pass milk between neighbours!

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he thought that was a good idea because...

    Karen Drucks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to upgrade the gene pool..........

    Un. player
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what he doing there? He trying to help wash neigbour window?

    Maya Wołoszyn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His hands are covered in blood, I need to hear his story

    Liliana V
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is his goal in doing this!?!?

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? And most importantly: How?!

    Dinah J
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dumb is strong with this one.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the comedian said, "You can't fix Stupid."

    Amanda Cariker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has food out there and everything! lmao

    Christine Peverley
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the last time Fred - open your bloody window!

    Christine Peverley
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    9 months ago

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    Vicky Bellas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://metro.co.uk/2009/05/06/window-balance-man-is-pane-crazy-85904/

    Pam Harris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DOES HIS HANDS LOOK BLOODY?!

    Marcia J. Downing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've looked at these pictures and they just prove what we women have known all along...women truly are smarter then men, so much smarter!!!!

    Rosa Greyhound
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think men and women are equally smart but I do wonder who downvoted this comment

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    #11

    Man peering out window with large icicles, illustrating why women live longer than men in risky situations.

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    bweird2day
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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    #12

    Men carrying large bamboo poles on motorbikes, illustrating risky behavior often cited in discussions on longevity differences.

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    Man on scooter carrying large TV box in traffic, highlighting men's risky behaviors.

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    Lorraine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When shipping charges are too expensive

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    #17

    Man balancing on a risky setup over a pool, highlighting why women live longer.

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    #18

    Two men on a motorcycle, one wearing a bucket as a helmet and the other in a hard hat; illustrating gender lifespan humor.

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    bweird2day
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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    #19

    Man in plaid shirt using angle grinder with plastic bag on head, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    Superluminal1
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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    #21

    Boy on bike jumps over another lying on the ground, with a friend watching.

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    #22

    Construction workers on a high-rise building using risky techniques; capturing why women live longer than men.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life of workers in dubai has no value has i can see

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    #23

    Men climbing a utility pole in the snow, demonstrating risky behavior related to why women live longer.

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    Two cyclists ride along a narrow cliff edge, demonstrating risk-taking behaviors related to lifespan differences between genders.

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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    #26

    Man on unstable ladder setup to trim tree branches, illustrating why women may live longer.

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    David Bartley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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    #27

    Man precariously balanced on ladder using wooden planks for support, highlighting risky scenarios.

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    Inzane_sniper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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    #32

    Man balancing on a ladder inside a shopping cart while painting a wall, demonstrating risky behavior.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he block the wheels at least?

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    #33

    Three men in military uniforms working together, handling what appears to be artillery in an outdoor setting.

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    Brenda Olano
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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    #35

    Man using a power tool on a balcony rail, shirtless, demonstrating risky behavior.

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    Man standing on a moving car roof holding furniture, illustrating risky behavior.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this will not prevent the roof from crushing

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    #37

    Two men serving food from trays beneath a "No Eating or Drinking" and "Poison" sign, highlighting why women live longer.

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    #38

    Men in precarious construction setup, demonstrating safety risks on a ladder, illustrating why women live longer.

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    #40

    Horse jumping over a man doing a headstand, showcasing daring stunts by men.

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    #41

    A driver narrowly escapes a train crossing, illustrating risks impacting why women live longer than men.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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    #42

    Man balancing on a ladder precariously positioned between two balconies, illustrating risky behavior.

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    #46

    Men using stacked forklifts to lift heavy equipment unsafely, illustrating risk-taking behavior.

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    bweird2day
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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    #48

    A person using a grinder, sparks flying in a workshop. Stack of papers in the foreground.

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    Man standing on stacked couches changing ceiling light, highlighting why women live longer.

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    Lyndsay B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a lot of work to change a lightbulb

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    JuanRa Luna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these pics should be called how men trust in other men

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    Avia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he falls he will let out a little "wine"

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    Jerry Mathers
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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    Dan Ribarchek
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take a picture of me! i'll show the b***h in tindr i'm a badass!

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    Morgane Raymond
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Korean ajumma 😕😕... They are kinda brave tho

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the great masters painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.

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    Virginia Munger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they expect the customer to reach this just hate that they put things in the attic.

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    Charleen Crawford
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, he can sandblast his toenails while he's at it.

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    Jace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like he's at risk. He'd have to lay down on that snow pile for a minute or two and refuse to move, and the drivers would have to choose to try to kill him, slowly, in order for this to be dangerous.

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    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK DID ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT ALL OF THESE INVOLVED LADDERS AND FIXING SOMETHING? LITTERALLY.

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