Stepping up gives you one sense of accomplishment, but one-upping someone who’s clearly wrong is a whole other achievement. So this post is dedicated to those who didn’t stay silent when hearing false statements, fake news, or faulty arguments, but decided to cut the BS and do everyone a public service.
Thanks to the r/CleverComebacks subreddit, a community with 830k members that’s constantly growing, we have laid out some of the most razor-sharp comebacks. Scroll down, upvote the sharpest comebacks and be sure to check out our previous post on witty comebacks.
We also spoke to Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has given seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations all over Germany since 2001. Abigail told us how to improve our comeback skills, starting from learning to be better listeners. Tune in for the interview below!
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Abigail is now busy launching a new organization for comedy and shows in Frankfurt called “English Comedy Frankfurt,” so be sure to follow her work on Twitter.
“The secret to any comeback is connection,” she said and continued: “If you are really listening (and connecting) with another person, you are taking them in fully, aware of who they are, the context in which you are dealing with this person.”
Abigail believes that we tend do this assessment unconsciously. “We aren't even always aware that we are always sizing up other people. This is too often because we are so focused on ourselves.”
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“I teach the rules and principles of improvisation. We credit the improv guru Keith Johnstone with the term 'status' exercises and games, which helps us see things like status moves, and how to make a character in a scene have a higher or lower status. By working on this skill in a theatrical way, you also start to notice status 'wars' happening in real life. On the stage, it usually has the end effect of being comedic. In real life, it can go either way.”
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Yeah-sock-it-to-em beautiful. Excellent without using any swear words!
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Abigail argues that a great comeback feels great because it was earned. “It was spontaneous. The commenter was probably really listening. It was unique to that moment, set of people, situation,” she explained.
When asked how to make sure that your comeback doesn't sound mean, Abigail warns that “a comeback is not a clapback—which is generally sarcastic, but a clapback might be fun among friends.” Moreover, “Context of situation always matters. In working on status exercises in improv, we try to get people to see that the easiest way to raise another person's status is to lower their own. We see that in standup comedy too. Usually it works best if the comic is the butt of the joke, not the audience. (There are plenty of exceptions.)”
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According to Abigail, “You needn't be too self-effacing for a good comeback, but if it can lift other people up, it usually works well and gains the speaker a laugh and cements the bond that says, we are in this together.”
Comebacks can be a useful communication tool, but Abigail argues that excellent listening skills are the most important thing. “Paying attention, making accurate observations about the people in the room, and how they feel—these are the tools that will make a comeback really shine,” she said.
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And when it comes to getting better at listening, Abigail shared a fun game to exercise. “Have a chat with someone, but you have to start your response with the last letter of what the person has just said to you,” she said and added: “For example, if person 1 says 'what was the best part of your day'—the response must start with Y from the word day.”
“It might make for odd conversations at first, but it also forces you to really listen to the complete end of the person's sentence before you add in your own thoughts,” she concluded.
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In a pandemic, churches are NOT essential. Isn't God supposed to be everywhere? You don't need to go to a certain place or building to worship him or pray. You can do this from the safety of your own home. God gave you a brain, use it!
But how are the preachers going to pay for their private jets? mansions? new suits? Gold toilets? THINK OF THE PREACHERS!
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Churches aren't essential. I thought your faith is supposed to be in your heart, not in a specially constructed building.
Wait, you mean be part of the solution? Imagine..
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Think some forget that not every pregnancy is a viable one. Molar, partial molar, ectopic, severe deformity that would make it impossible for a success living being. Never mind the latter which is pro choice. Regardless of reason, it is definitely a MEDICAL procedure. Secondly, the reason is nobodies damn business!
Im on the fence when it comes to abortion. I feel both sides have valid points. What i dont understand is why a person who claims to be pro life feels the need to kill an abortion doctor. If they were really pro life they wouldnt be ending them!
the only references in the Bible about abortion relate to when to do it .....
600,000 fetuses maybe.....Definitely not babies. I can't deal with one. Two minutes of crying and I'm like OK you win baby, play with the fork and the electrical socket.
If only she could find a god who was, like, EVERYWHERE, instead of just a few designated locations.
MATTHEW 18:20 KJV "For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them."
With abortion I believe that we have all have a right to control our bodies
You’re going to be looking for a good religion for a LONG time.
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Facts. Plus it's 600,000 fetuses without fully developed brains yet, Life Long Vol
Many churches provide a form of health care, it's just that most people value physical health over mental, social, and spiritual health. That being said, though, most faith groups were able to deliver virtually in order to prevent virus spread at in-person services. Abortions could hardly be delivered virtually.
God says "You made a building, now my spirit has to be in it" I don't get why there are churches. They're just buildings. You can assign a name to any building. Example. White House for 4 years until January this year: a toilet. A dumpster. If you say so any place can be spiritual. Example: My bathroom. I can call it my shrine, my worship center; therefore, it must be true. YOU make it up. YOU, religious people, decided to make a building, call it a church, a place of worship.
I live in the UK. I went to Church yesterday. (We wear masks, do social distancing and use hand sanitiser.) I don't think the congregation would fit in your bathroom. Also we have things to help us worship, like a screen for the hymn-words and Bible quotes, so we don't have to handle books and risk passing germs.
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It's women's healthcare that's why you don't consider it healthcare bc you're not affected
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Another man trying to control a woman's body her choice and her rights
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It's healthcare for women. Stop placing more priority on a fetus that cannot survive on its own than women self-governing their bodies.
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Then abortion is essential for you everything by your won words. You really are special kind of stupid.
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Can men haters just not exist, that's all I ask at this point. Men are being demonized just as much as straights and whites these days. It's unreal.
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What is it with this Ben Shapiro dude, like every time I see his name come up on BP thread, I know he's gonna say something ridiculously stupid or offensive.
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Funny how some working class fool got into the business of defending billionaires.
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It's pretentious, but who needs to be told not to sit on their phone while they're out for drinks / a meal??
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Please don't confuse "witty" with "vicious" just because some people (Dorothy Parker, etc.) were both. In many cases, if they weren't so damned hyper-partisan and you happened to agree with their partisanship, you'd just write them off as bitter, vulgar, nasty shitheads. (The funniest thing about the Fish at Pets Mart post is that there is a Fish at Pets Mart account!) In some cases, the burnt are nasty so there's some fair play, but too often the burns amount to, "I hate this person because I disagree with them, so I'm going to act even more hateful!" That's a small mind, not a sharp one.
Some of these aren't bad, but for the most part I've heard wittier comebacks on a grade school playground.
oh shut up your just jealous that you can't meet the intelligence of the comebacks
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There's a lot of unintelligent remarks & unintelligent comebacks on here! Sometimes it's difficult to tell one from another!
No need to beat around the bush. Just f**k off, you right wing scum.
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Please don't confuse "witty" with "vicious" just because some people (Dorothy Parker, etc.) were both. In many cases, if they weren't so damned hyper-partisan and you happened to agree with their partisanship, you'd just write them off as bitter, vulgar, nasty shitheads. (The funniest thing about the Fish at Pets Mart post is that there is a Fish at Pets Mart account!) In some cases, the burnt are nasty so there's some fair play, but too often the burns amount to, "I hate this person because I disagree with them, so I'm going to act even more hateful!" That's a small mind, not a sharp one.
Some of these aren't bad, but for the most part I've heard wittier comebacks on a grade school playground.
oh shut up your just jealous that you can't meet the intelligence of the comebacks
Load More Replies... There's a lot of unintelligent remarks & unintelligent comebacks on here! Sometimes it's difficult to tell one from another!
No need to beat around the bush. Just f**k off, you right wing scum.
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