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How do you communicate when angry and displeased? Do you turn on your rage dial up a notch, or kill the problem with politeness? Now, if you are annoyed with someones driving abilities or a lack thereof? Do you choose the classical honking and swearing or do you smile and nod at the idiot?
While reckless drivers and parking violations may make you want to key their cars or smash their side view mirrors, violence here is not the answer. The right way to shame such schmucks is a passive-aggressive or downright polite post-it note pinned to their windshield - you get away without an angry confrontation or being eligible for a parking ticket yourself, and the jackass who pissed you off might find that he has some consciousness still in him. It's a win-win situation, really.
We have compiled the best and the worst cases of bad drivers being led on a guilt trip by people that just couldn't bear the dimwits anymore. Not only the notes they've left are humiliating, but they're often filled with the best puns. Now, scroll down below for your dose of some funny jokes left on windshields.
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#1
I'm The Only Caucasian In My Part Of Town. I Found This Note On My Windshield Today
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#2
Windshield Note
bj jones (heinz jr) 9 years ago
What are they trying to say you need more practice at parking or practice at knowing where to park
#3
People Suck At Parking. You Should Let Them Know
YolopopTai 10 years ago
There's this car in my apartment building parking lot, and at first it was just a weeny bit close to mine. I swear it gets closer and closer every day!!! When I open my door, I have to veeery carefully do so.....ugh.
#4
When You Park Like A Tool, You Make Mad
#5
That'll Teach Me To Park In My Neighbor's Parking Spot
#6
My Mom Found This On Her Windshield
#7
How We Deal With Bad Parking At My Work
#8
This Was On My Car When I Came Out The Shop, Very British Car Parking Note
MarijeCornelissen 10 years ago
I live in Amsterdam, where sardine-parking is often the only way (leaving and re-entering car through hatch). If you cant even unsardine your car, who's the bad parker? ;-)
#9
Saw This On Someone's Car Today
#10
Passive Aggressive Parking Note
#11
The Perfect Flyers For Bad Parking Douchebaggery
#12
Hey, I Just Met You
RachelWhite 10 years ago
LOL SPN!!! Actually what Castiel said in Supernatural was "AssBut" Just sayin'.
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A Friend Came Over To Visit And Parked In One Of The Generally Empty Spots At My Building. She Came Back To Find This On Her Windshield
#14
A Parking Poem
ClaudiaGarcia 10 years ago
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You f*****g suck at parking and I hate you
#15
I Have A House Stark Sigil Sticker On The Back Of My Car
#16
So My Coworker Came Back To This On Her Car Windshield After Our Nightshift Yesterday
#17
I Just Watched A Girl Hit A Parked Car
laura1990jazz 10 years ago
I don't think she left WITH the car ;-) Probably parked and left her car
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#18
Tonight I Found This Note On My Windshield
#19
Bad Parking Flyer
#21
Grumpy Cat Does Not Like People Parking In His Spot
#22
Some Acquaintances Of Mine Had An Interesting Method Of Deterring Bad Parking
#23
My Girlfriend Got An Upset Note Earlier Today Regarding Her Parking Job
#24
I Found This On The Windshield This Morning
Sierra Wells 6 years ago
And I love that he actually used the correct word ORIENTED, not orientated like so many people insist on wrongly propagating.
#25
Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
Final score:
30points
#26
Windshield Note
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
They should have use that big truck of theirs to push his car out of the way... violently.
h m 3 years ago
Where we live the street doesn't belong to anyone so is not their parking spot. Also, how do they know you have a big truck to park ...
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Nice Parking
#28
Someone Was Clearly Displeased With My Parking Job And Left This Lovely Note On My Windshield
#29
Looks Like Society Doesn't Like Double Parking
#30
Bad Park You
Dashcam It 6 years ago
I think i would do more than just right a note if someone parked on my privates 🤣
#31
Found This On The Windshield Of A Car In The Coffee Shop Parking Lot
#32
Saw This On Someone's Car Windshield
#35
Optimus Prime Disapproves
#37
To The Girls From Mass, From A Mainer Chick Who Knows Life Is Short And Doesn't Dick Around.
Final score:
5points
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What do you think ?
GlynisLailann 10 years ago
I always keep an un-used lipstick in your car so that I can write a rude message on the offending vehicle. Reason: when you wipe the lipstick off it smears making a real mess. I once spoilt an expensive lipstick by leaving a rude message on a vehicle that was parked badly.
LillianGonzalesBrown 10 years ago
I love the sticker that says I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE DISABLED. I PARKED IN THEIR RESERVED PARKING SPACE. Ito a b***h to scrape it off the window.
Sarah Jones 6 years ago
I was outside work at shift change and a worker wiped in, because she was late, and parked so crooked I told her as she was going in..."coming to work drunk again!"
Peter 8 years ago
HATE a******s who can't take the time to park right. I keep a pack of these in my car, and slap them right on the door panel: http://www.doyourpark.com photo-7-58...2b738c.png 
GlynisLailann 10 years ago
I always keep an un-used lipstick in your car so that I can write a rude message on the offending vehicle. Reason: when you wipe the lipstick off it smears making a real mess. I once spoilt an expensive lipstick by leaving a rude message on a vehicle that was parked badly.
LillianGonzalesBrown 10 years ago
I love the sticker that says I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE DISABLED. I PARKED IN THEIR RESERVED PARKING SPACE. Ito a b***h to scrape it off the window.
Sarah Jones 6 years ago
I was outside work at shift change and a worker wiped in, because she was late, and parked so crooked I told her as she was going in..."coming to work drunk again!"
Peter 8 years ago
HATE a******s who can't take the time to park right. I keep a pack of these in my car, and slap them right on the door panel: http://www.doyourpark.com photo-7-58...2b738c.png
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