How do you communicate when angry and displeased? Do you turn on your rage dial up a notch, or kill the problem with politeness? Now, if you are annoyed with someones driving abilities or a lack thereof? Do you choose the classical honking and swearing or do you smile and nod at the idiot?
While reckless drivers and parking violations may make you want to key their cars or smash their side view mirrors, violence here is not the answer. The right way to shame such schmucks is a passive-aggressive or downright polite post-it note pinned to their windshield - you get away without an angry confrontation or being eligible for a parking ticket yourself, and the jackass who pissed you off might find that he has some consciousness still in him. It's a win-win situation, really.
We have compiled the best and the worst cases of bad drivers being led on a guilt trip by people that just couldn't bear the dimwits anymore. Not only the notes they've left are humiliating, but they're often filled with the best puns. Now, scroll down below for your dose of some funny jokes left on windshields.
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I'm The Only Caucasian In My Part Of Town. I Found This Note On My Windshield Today
When You Park Like A Tool, You Make Mad
That'll Teach Me To Park In My Neighbor's Parking Spot
My Mom Found This On Her Windshield
This Was On My Car When I Came Out The Shop, Very British Car Parking Note
Saw This On Someone's Car Today
The Perfect Flyers For Bad Parking Douchebaggery
A Friend Came Over To Visit And Parked In One Of The Generally Empty Spots At My Building. She Came Back To Find This On Her Windshield
I Have A House Stark Sigil Sticker On The Back Of My Car
Bad Parking Flyer
Some Acquaintances Of Mine Had An Interesting Method Of Deterring Bad Parking
My Girlfriend Got An Upset Note Earlier Today Regarding Her Parking Job
Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
Windshield Note
They should have use that big truck of theirs to push his car out of the way... violently.
Someone Was Clearly Displeased With My Parking Job And Left This Lovely Note On My Windshield
Found This On The Windshield Of A Car In The Coffee Shop Parking Lot
Saw This On Someone's Car Windshield
To The Girls From Mass, From A Mainer Chick Who Knows Life Is Short And Doesn't Dick Around.
I always keep an un-used lipstick in your car so that I can write a rude message on the offending vehicle. Reason: when you wipe the lipstick off it smears making a real mess. I once spoilt an expensive lipstick by leaving a rude message on a vehicle that was parked badly.
I'll use that in the future!
I love the sticker that says I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE DISABLED. I PARKED IN THEIR RESERVED PARKING SPACE. Ito a bitch to scrape it off the window.
I was outside work at shift change and a worker wiped in, because she was late, and parked so crooked I told her as she was going in..."coming to work drunk again!"
I always keep an un-used lipstick in your car so that I can write a rude message on the offending vehicle. Reason: when you wipe the lipstick off it smears making a real mess. I once spoilt an expensive lipstick by leaving a rude message on a vehicle that was parked badly.
I'll use that in the future!
I love the sticker that says I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE DISABLED. I PARKED IN THEIR RESERVED PARKING SPACE. Ito a bitch to scrape it off the window.
I was outside work at shift change and a worker wiped in, because she was late, and parked so crooked I told her as she was going in..."coming to work drunk again!"