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Being in the office can be a bit like attending a masquerade ball. People are dressed up and many are wearing a mask. Most people try to be on their best behavior at work. You're probably not going to see the crazy, unhinged side of them that they might display in peak-hour traffic, in a nightclub, or even in the comfort of their own home. But sometimes, the mask slips, revealing a person you could have sworn you've never met before.
Someone asked, "What's something that a co-worker once did that lives rent-free in your head?" and the comments read like they deserve their own Netflix work drama series. Some were funny, like the guy who brought a goat to work once, while others were more disturbing, like the dude who robbed a bank during his lunch break and casually came back to work after committing the crime.
Bored Panda has put together a list of the best, and many might have you wondering if you really know Nancy or Paul from the corner cubicle as well as you think you do.
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#1
I worked as a bartender at a night club and my coworker lived on a farm. His parents were away and he had to look after this goat that was sick or something, anyways we were short staffed and he got called in and he brought the goat to work because he couldn’t leave it by itself. The goat was just galavanting all night around the club making friends.
We spend so much of our time at work that it's only natural that some of our colleagues start to become like family. That's despite many people not always showing their true colors at the office.
Decades of research have found that workplace friendships benefit us more than we might realize. Not only do they help improve productivity and morale, but our work friends can also provide practical support by sharing their knowledge and data.
Then, of course, there's the emotional and moral support that we give and receive to our office besties. We're going through similar or the same struggles and therefore, have a deep understanding of each other's challenges and hurdles.
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#2
Had me fired when i was pregnant. It’s all good though cause i won the law suit on my son’s first birthday. Poetic.
#3
He told me to clean the bar [because] that was not a man job. I smiled [and] did it. Next day he was fired since I was the bar manager.
DeoManus Argentem 4 days ago
The guy didn't know he was ordering around his boss? Or am I missing something?
Research has found that people are feeling more disconnected from their colleagues than they once did before. Only 38% of Americans polled by Gallup in 2024 said they felt like someone at work cared about them. That figure is nearly 10 percentage points from January 2020. A separate American Psychological Association survey found that a third of respondents actually feel lonely when they're working.
This could have something to do with the Covid pandemic, which saw people shifting to remote or hybrid work. It goes without saying that not seeing your co-workers face-to-face can make it challenging to forge friendships with them.
#4
My desk buddie quit and on her last day she left early and flipped the entire office off through the glass windows walking to the exit. 20 minutes later she walks back into the office bright red with her head down… she forgot her phone.
#5
My fav coworker at the bank got fired over something silly due to another coworker reporting her. I caught the silly reporter allowing a wife to take money out of her husbands acct that she wasn’t a signer on and I’ve never reported someone so fast in my life. Lady got fired that same week. I got revenge for my girl.
#6
An old guy,the last day before his retiring said to the big head in front of all the team „if the cleaning stuff didn’t come for 1 week everyone would notice,if you don’t come for a week,no one will.“
As mentioned earlier, having friends at work can be beneficial to your productivity, happiness and mental health. It also tends to give you a sense of belonging, so it helps to at least try to cultivate a few co-worker friendships.
If you're struggling to forge meaningful connections, experts say it's more effective to bond with one or two co-workers rather than all of them at once.
"Those initial friendships can bridge later ones, easing the social burden of introductions over time," explains the WorkTango team. "These relationships can start small, with virtual or in-person coffee chats or striking up a conversation over a shared interest."
#7
My coworker went on his lunch, robbed the bank across the street, and CLOCKED BACK IN from lunch. He tried hiding the money in the store and the SWAT team came.
#8
This new girl worked for like an hour, she asked if she could run out to her car to grab something and I see her on the cameras zooming out of the parking lot.
#9
A girl quit and sent an email to the entire project (400 people plus) (pre-covid so we were in office) blasting upper management for having adult relations with each other and putting basically everybody’s business out.
You don't even need much knowledge of a colleague's outside life to strike up a friendship with them, although based on some of the stories on this list, you may want to be cautious who you associate yourself with.
If there's a colleague who seems like they might make a loyal, fun and great friend, you can get the ball rolling by maybe giving them a compliment on their work or offering to collaborate on a project with them. It's better to do this in person, via a call, or video chat, rather than sending a text or email.
#10
She called out of work because she said a tree fell on her car, it was the 3rd time she called out in less than 3 weeks of working there so our manager asked for proof, hours later she sent back two pictures of a tree on a HOUSE, but the two pictures were not of the same house, and we immediately found them on google. Our manager confronted her and then she said her grandpa [passed away].
#12
Hit someone with his car…the SAFETY guy, of all people. But yeah he drove off…so it was a hit and run. Safety guy was thankfully okay. They got it on camera. Dude got fired.
Of course, there are some downsides to making friends at work, especially when or if the boundaries between work relationships and personal friendships become a bit too blurred.
"Challenging situations can arise that can affect not only the individuals involved, but entire teams and even organizational culture. These entanglements create tension points where professional responsibilities and personal loyalties collide," warns the Best Corporate Events & Team Building site. For example, if a manager promotes one of their friends and overlooks other candidates.
The experts caution that even if decisions are made with "legitimate professional justification," there can still be a perception of favoritism.
Another risk is when two friends who work together have a disagreement outside of the office. This can easily spill over and affect productivity, team collaborations, mood and morale in the workplace.
#13
A girl my sister worked with stole her credit card out of her purse, went shopping, came back and put her credit card back in her purse and then proceeded to show my sister what she bought. She was arrested a while later for frauds, theft and was jailed. She was even featured in a magazine or newspaper story.
#14
Cheated on her husband with an employee and lost her GM position.
Chrystina Sumpter 5 days ago
Used to work at a large building where there several courtyards that had been taken over by smokers. A married night shift manager who was having an affair with a subordinate thought it would be a good idea to take her employee/lover out to the courtyard and give him a BJ. What she forgot was that the courtyard was surrounded by floor-to-ceiling windows with major thoroughfares on two sides and offices on the other two sides. A whole lot of people got an eyeful that evening. Needless to say, she did not remain in management.
#16
Years ago, a guy I worked with in a bank stole 10 thousand dollars and tried blaming me. An investigator came in and questioned all of us and he ended up getting fired. Not long after, he was charged with selling illegal substances.
#17
Faked her pregnancy for months by stuffing balled up clothing under her shirt. Planned a whole baby shower and went around asking opinions about decor and food. Then she quit shortly before her “due date”. My assistant manager saw her at a bar taking shots, with no fake belly.
#18
Sprayed my pepper spray that was attached to my keychain in a board room cuz she didn’t know what it was. The dealership had to be evacuated, and a woman was coughing so hard she burst a blood vessel in her eye.
Upstaged75 4 days ago
You should definitely spray random things you find on someone else's keychain. /s 🙄 Was she a toddler? That's the only excuse.
#19
He no-showed his shift and later that day, he showed up to order a burger. Another day, he showed up at his shift only to make himself a burger and leave.
#20
Clipped their toenails in the shared office space!!
#21
Coworker tried to put a whole insulated METAL soup container in the microwave and I called them out. Flash forward to later in the day they told me “embarrassed them & made them feel “small”. You literally could have burnt down the building. Hello??
Kristin 4 days ago
I dont know why but has anyone watched the movie Just friends? There is a part where the dumb blonde puts a bowl in the microwave and they were on a plane. The firefighter asked who brught idea it was and she said "the container said microwaveable" he says ya but the foil wasn't lol
#22
Literally was about to quit this was at McDonald’s and a customer was being a prick . Handed his resignation in and beat tf out a customer in the parking lot.
#23
When I was still a nursing assistant, one of the patients passed away. The nurse had a few patients with similar last names and called the wrong family to tell them their father had passed. Didn’t verify name, just said where she was from and that she had some bad news about their father. The family was extremely upset as their father was only there for a colonoscopy. They were relieved to find out he was still alive. But that nurse never lived it down.
Bi.Felicia 5 days ago
I hope that nurse also had to complete training and reeducate themselves on how these should be dealt with. She should be held accountable from her place of employment and face possible consequences, imho. As well as never living it down.
#24
I work at a funeral home. One of my co workers told a family to have a good day.
#26
A girl I used to work with was presumably doing an experiment to see how much mould would grow in her coffee mug on her desk she would cover it every day with a paper towel. We all knew and watched her tend to it for weeks it was so weird she would come in and check on it, replace the paper towel etc.
TonjaLasagne 5 days ago
Ah! The love of mycology! I remember in the very early years of the internet (yeah, I'm that old), there was a page that showed the day to day progression of different items spoiling. It was actually rather interesting.
#27
Asked if i’m pregnant or just getting fat.
Sara Frazer 5 days ago
Oh man I had a coworker ask me if I was pregnant when I was 20, 5'5" and 120lbs (and definitely not pregnant). WRECKED my mental state as I had always been self conscious. Just don't ask women if they're pregnant!
#28
RN here. Had a new hire nurse fresh out of orientation who was supposed to inject 10mg of Loxapine to an agitated patient. Instead she injected 100mg.
#29
She got “injured” at work and had to call out for a couple of weeks. Camera showed her staging the fall 😂 the whole set up was crazy.
#30
I worked at this restaurant and there was this guy that worked in the kitchen that would always eat the leftovers that people would leave on their plates.
Lukas (he/him, it/its) 5 days ago
I would check on him, make sure he has enough to eat at home tbh
#31
Got pregnant by the team lead and when she had the baby tried to convince her husband the baby was mixed bc she had Native American roots.
#32
Drinking white claw at her desk at 10am.
#33
Left while there was a fire. We were literally security officers.
Michael Largey 4 days ago
Their job was to evacuate a burning building, and they led by example.
#34
Fell for the email scam and spent 10k on Amazon gift cards.
Kristin 4 days ago
Ugh I can't stand them people that prey on the vulnerable smdh. Some people should be smart enough to notice your getting scammed but who am I to judge 🤷♀️ my grandma fell for a scam. Some guy pretending to be in love with her blah blah. She had over $450,000 when she retired. When she passed away, she had $10,000. It was so sad but this is rare, family found the guy and took legal action. Still in the process so fingers crossed he will face charges or something 🤷♀️
#35
Someone took a sick day so they could go to a family event. A photo of them with their family was posted on socials. Co-worker took the photo and reported them to HR.
#36
Had an affair with a married regular customer.
Michael Largey 4 days ago
Well, at least they weren't whoring around with the occasional ones.
#37
One of my managers came into work with a new truck, took his girlfriend out to concerts within a week. Turns out he was stealing 10k from work and now will do time.
#38
Gave a confused patient a lap dance with their tele sitter watching. She did not get fired.
#39
Ate boiled eggs almost every day. At her desk. Right beside me. Every. Single. Day.
#40
I called in sick one weekend but really I was at concerts and meet and greets… they called me I faked sick on the phone, monday came and I got called into the office, my co-worker sent the pictures of me at the concert to our manager and PRINTED THEM OFF.
#41
Managed to rickroll head of IT in front of the entire company...
#42
On Xmas eve a family came in 10 mins to close and explained to us their house burnt down & they lost everything. The cashier got rude with them bc they were in a bit past close and said “well we all want to go home”. GIRL THEY JUST LOST THEIR HOUSE THEY CAN'T GO HOME. There was 0 empathy or understanding from her. I kept apologizing to the customers.
#43
Stole my ideas and got employee of the year.
#44
Asked all the other employees if they liked her or me more. She was 48 and I was 26 at the time. (I was her boss too..)
#45
A warehouse guy got fired and spat in my boss's face on the way out.
#46
Dug a rock out of her sock and immediately served plates to a customer and didn’t wash her hands.
#47
We were in a call and I was going through the steps as I was still learning and he called me a good girl..he apologized and I said it’s ok and laughed but I think we both learned something that day ..
#48
Had me fired while they shared my medical info. So I did the same when I left the company. Now everyone knows.
#49
My ex coworker put garlic bread in the microwave with the al-foil still over it. The foil caught fire. 😭 Lucky she unplugged the machine before it got worse.
MalayDragon 4 days ago
I raise you, guy at the place i work, let his coffee go cold in the cup and decided to microwave it rather than make a new coffee. The Problem. He was using a self warming coffee cup... A Battery powered self warming coffee cup.
#50
I once worked with a lady that sent out a company wide email with the subject line “goodbye” and attached a formal complaint and an 8 page document name dropping different team members detailing what she didn’t like about them and what they did that she didn’t agree with. Spoiler alert: she was bad at her job and was difficult to work with so she was getting let go anyway so she decided to beat them to it. First and last time I’ve ever seen someone walked off the job on the spot.
#52
He brought a whole Costco rotisserie chicken for lunch, didn’t refrigerate it, ate only some of it, didn’t finish it and threw it out. He did this everyday.
#53
Cheated on her husband with the guy who worked at Verizon next door. They even took a lovers trip to Florida for 3 WEEKS!! Husband didn’t find out for over a year.
#54
STORY TIMEEE: at one of my previous jobs, my coworker didnt show up to a catering event. she was the "right hand woman" she helped run the show. so we go thru the entire event without her, missing some snack trays, but its ok. we get back to the restaurant...... there is a blood trail from the meat slicer to the couch in the bar. this woman got so drunk ON SHIFT that she sliced her hand open and passed out on the bar couch.
#56
Manager ate a customer's onion rings on the pass in front of the customer. [They] asked for a refund.
#57
Would ask people why they’re going to the bathroom..it was so odd.
#58
She would turn off the AC cause she was cold: the shop gets up to 40 degrees in the summer (I work in a bodyshop; paint shop has to stay warm year round) so we’d have the AC on in the office to cool down, she went to HR about it.
Lukas (he/him, it/its) 5 days ago
That's 104 Fahrenheit for us stupid Americans (I don't understand why we're stupid because we were taught a different system than others. It's not like we chose what system the US uses? Debate all you want whether the Fahrenheit system itself is stupid, but being taught it does not make someone stupid.)
T'Mar of Vulcan 5 days ago
It's not that you're stupid; people from the rest of the world just don't understand why an entire nation clings to an outdated and illogical system.
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#60
We gave a co worker one of those fake lotto scratch offs. When he saw that he won he told the manger to [get lost] and what he really thought of him and quit laughing on his way to his car. We called him and when he finally answered we told him the ticket was fake. But that he was also fired for telling the manager off. Looking back maybe that was not such a great prank.
#61
Farted beside me and kept a straight face. I was mortified.
#62
She brought an electric griddle and made us all eggs burritos. Then she burned a tortilla and the alarms went off.
#63
Bought her a Christmas present and it was a cute oversized turtle neck sweater from Aerie and she gave it back to me and told me she didn’t like it.
#64
A coworker got me fired from my job because she lied and told her sister (I worked at a daycare and this girl's sister was our supervisor) that I mishandled a kid, I DIDN'T but I still got fired but this big back, stanky heffer actually hit a kid ON CAMERA AND THE PARENT SAW but did that big back stanky heffer get fired? NO. But the daycare shut down not too long ago.
Julie Rogers 5 days ago
Repeatedly calling the other person fat, when it's not relevant, makes our narrator seem less trustworthy.
What do you think ?
Chich the witch 5 days ago
A crew doing fieldwork. One day we get a new hire who is a Univ student studying in the field. Out to the project area and after about 2 hours she comes up and says "that's enough to be able to put this 'experience' on my resume. I'd like a drive back to town now. " Was not happy with the option of hitchhiking back or waiting until we were finished that evening.
FranSinclair 5 days ago
I think i may have become that yesterday when I freaked out 25 people. You know how you have dreams about people you haven't seen in years and then there they are? Well 2.5 yrs ago I waited on a couple. 2 nights ago I had a dream i saw them again! Well they walk on yesterday and I say "hey name and name!" They freeze and look confused and asked how I could remember that. I said " I had a dream about you two last night and I knew your names in it". They and other bar patrons are like "wow so cool" "weird" and now im feeling weird and I said "nah happens to everyone. Now if matt wrecks his bike and ends up in the icu and Mike gets arrested (both regulars) that'll be weird!" 5 mins later Matt's friend walks in saying he got arrested. The bars going nuts. Then Mike's wife texts me hes in the icu. My dream had them swapped tho. You think youd feel cool and magical in a situation like that but u dont. You feel like a freak.
Fabulous chocolate cookie 5 days ago
A recent one from my job. colleague didn't liked management and decided to quit. Honestly after hearing his story, I can understand the reason tho. During work he was looking at new jobs and found one. He decided to quiet-quit for a month by doing the bare minimum and hand in his resignation right before taking his 3 weeks of vacationdays. On his last day he reported sick. Aprearently the issues with management made him decide to hate us (the team) as well. On some weeks later after his vacation, he would secretly drop off his company belongings at his desk, make a picture as evidence of return and tried to sneak out of the office, but a coworker spotted him. Yet he never said goodbye to the rest of the team. Kinda childish to be honest.
Heather Mckeith 3 days ago
Sometimes it's easier that way. You have no idea what was going on in his personal life or why he chose to do it that way. It is childish to comment as such though.
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Austzn 3 days ago (edited)
Ignited a 55 gallon drum of windshield washer concentrate (VERY flammable). They did it intentionally thinking it would only light a little bit that was spilled on top, it did not because the bungholes were open. Crazy thing is the investigation revealed that no one had violated policy because management designated the stuff to be stored and opened there and also for that wash area to be the designated smoking area! There were no more designated smoking areas following the explosion. *No serious injuries*
Joe Publique 4 days ago
Does it trigger anyone else when the titles are grammatical soup? Just me? Ok, I'll get my coat...
Gerry Higgins 5 days ago
I caught a woman stealing from my briefcase. She reported me to HR for s****l harassment before I could report her {I wasn't going to} so I got fired because the company was so afraid of lawsuits it's easier to fire the man.
Chich the witch 5 days ago
A crew doing fieldwork. One day we get a new hire who is a Univ student studying in the field. Out to the project area and after about 2 hours she comes up and says "that's enough to be able to put this 'experience' on my resume. I'd like a drive back to town now. " Was not happy with the option of hitchhiking back or waiting until we were finished that evening.
FranSinclair 5 days ago
I think i may have become that yesterday when I freaked out 25 people. You know how you have dreams about people you haven't seen in years and then there they are? Well 2.5 yrs ago I waited on a couple. 2 nights ago I had a dream i saw them again! Well they walk on yesterday and I say "hey name and name!" They freeze and look confused and asked how I could remember that. I said " I had a dream about you two last night and I knew your names in it". They and other bar patrons are like "wow so cool" "weird" and now im feeling weird and I said "nah happens to everyone. Now if matt wrecks his bike and ends up in the icu and Mike gets arrested (both regulars) that'll be weird!" 5 mins later Matt's friend walks in saying he got arrested. The bars going nuts. Then Mike's wife texts me hes in the icu. My dream had them swapped tho. You think youd feel cool and magical in a situation like that but u dont. You feel like a freak.
Fabulous chocolate cookie 5 days ago
A recent one from my job. colleague didn't liked management and decided to quit. Honestly after hearing his story, I can understand the reason tho. During work he was looking at new jobs and found one. He decided to quiet-quit for a month by doing the bare minimum and hand in his resignation right before taking his 3 weeks of vacationdays. On his last day he reported sick. Aprearently the issues with management made him decide to hate us (the team) as well. On some weeks later after his vacation, he would secretly drop off his company belongings at his desk, make a picture as evidence of return and tried to sneak out of the office, but a coworker spotted him. Yet he never said goodbye to the rest of the team. Kinda childish to be honest.
Heather Mckeith 3 days ago
Sometimes it's easier that way. You have no idea what was going on in his personal life or why he chose to do it that way. It is childish to comment as such though.
Load More Replies... Austzn 3 days ago (edited)
Ignited a 55 gallon drum of windshield washer concentrate (VERY flammable). They did it intentionally thinking it would only light a little bit that was spilled on top, it did not because the bungholes were open. Crazy thing is the investigation revealed that no one had violated policy because management designated the stuff to be stored and opened there and also for that wash area to be the designated smoking area! There were no more designated smoking areas following the explosion. *No serious injuries*
Joe Publique 4 days ago
Does it trigger anyone else when the titles are grammatical soup? Just me? Ok, I'll get my coat...
Gerry Higgins 5 days ago
I caught a woman stealing from my briefcase. She reported me to HR for s****l harassment before I could report her {I wasn't going to} so I got fired because the company was so afraid of lawsuits it's easier to fire the man.
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