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89 Anonymous Confessions From People Who Finally Said The Thing They’d Been Keeping To Themselves (New Posts)
We probably all have a few secrets we’d prefer to keep to ourselves. Maybe we did something that’s just too embarrassing to fess up to, or perhaps it’s a secret that simply cannot get out. Some people will happily take these tales to the grave, never breathing a word to friends, family, or even their partners. But give others an anonymous corner of the internet like Fesshole, a popular X account that shares confessions sent in by strangers, and they’re thrilled to spill.
From cringeworthy mishaps to quietly unhinged deeds, these confessions are equal parts entertaining and uncomfortable—and too good not to share. Keep scrolling to see what people have been getting off their chests lately.
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Did I say that out loud? 1 hour ago
Our new managing director doesn't do what I say, but he does leave me alone because, apparently, he's scared to talk to me for some reason.
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KatWitch57 2 hours ago
When tradesmen are punctual, knowledgable, efficient, friendly *and* handsome, it's hard not to feel attracted. After all they're so rare, in all categories.
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Floeckchen 1 hour ago (edited)
Sci-Fi and fantasy are excellent substitutes to criticize politics and society in general without directly accusing real life institutions and people.
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Did I say that out loud? 6 hours ago
I will never understand the equations, but now I want to know more about hamster anatomy, and continental drift.
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OneWithRatsAndKefir 15 minutes ago
From what I hear, food banks can sometimes have a lot of waste. Could be that OP’s bank was happier to give something to OP and their imaginary three siblings than let it rot.
#25
Did I say that out loud? 5 hours ago
All fun and games until someone calls you out on it and asks you to explain exactly what you mean by that.
#29
Did I say that out loud? 4 hours ago
Welcome to my world. Always nice to know you're not alone.
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StumblingThroughLife 1 hour ago (edited)
To be fair, her ancestors were originally bred specifically to fight off wolves, 😂
#31
Did I say that out loud? 3 hours ago
A post on here in the last couple of days said Cady Crush only had 4,000 levels. Which is it?
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Did I say that out loud? 4 hours ago
1) They thought it wasn't that important to ask. 2) You're obviously just as good at your work as they are regardless of what piece of paper you have. I'm very good at my job. I've even trained apprentices...not a single educational or professional qualification to my name.
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Floeckchen 36 minutes ago
most old lead pipes have a bit of a limestone build-up now, so the water barely gets in contact with lead anymore.
#43
Did I say that out loud? 4 hours ago
It's a Labrador, what t f did you expect? They're basically a bottomless stomach on legs.
#45
Did I say that out loud? 4 hours ago
I love Oasis. There'll never be a Beatles tribute band that even comes close to them.
#47
Did I say that out loud? 4 hours ago
If they are that bad, you may actually be doing them a favour. You only have to watch something like BGT to see how many people have never been told the truth about their ability before.
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 7 hours ago
Unless you're in an open relationship your lovely wife deserves better
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#53
Did I say that out loud? 1 hour ago
That's just how it works sometimes. And I bet there isn't a single photo of them all together.
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Did I say that out loud? 4 hours ago
Yeah, if you need to keep your spending a secret like that, it's still a problem.
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 hours ago
I used to do this with toilet roll when I worked for Amazon. Wasn't even good quality toilet roll, but honestly, fùck Jeff Bezos.
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Floeckchen 40 minutes ago
I just knew about the chess trick: If you play someone online you want to impress and you can't do sh.t, load up a professional chess program, put in the move of your opponent and recreate the move the computer did...
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 hours ago
Anyone who wants to ban log burners will have to pry it from my burnt, d**d hands first
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 6 hours ago
Daddy long legs are not insects and are typically not bothersome
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 hours ago (edited)
Domestic cleaner here. I once had a creepy guy trying to flirt with me and 'accidentally' touch me while I was working (I'm 35, he was easily in his 70's). When I shut him down, he called me a b***h and told me he'd report me to my boss for rudeness and unprofessional conduct. So I did exactly what OP did: cleaned the toilet rim with his toothbrush, and hid used cat litter behind his radiator. Also stole a plant cutting from his Pothos. Fùck you, Stefan!
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Spidercat 3 hours ago
Chris Benoit. A truly shocking story of decades steroid abüse combined with serious damage to his brain. What he did was unforgivable but what he was suffering from at the time would likely have been preventable if brain scans were more widely used and medical requirements were stricter.
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StumblingThroughLife 1 hour ago
*Shudder* - but then, the entire Parties Pool is full to the brim of greedy, corrupt sharks.
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 7 hours ago (edited)
That's horrible. Maybe he was guilty but you weren't paying attention to know that and you sent a man to jail. You should've just admitted you didn't pay attention you lousy b-astard
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Did I say that out loud? 3 hours ago
I'd rather take my chances with the zombies than live on Pot Noodles.
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Jan Rosier 35 minutes ago
I can assure every Panda here : this was definitely a thing back in the day...
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 hours ago
Maybe I'm just old, but I don't have a clue w*f any of these things are
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Rika 1 hour ago
My gran once gave my aunt a meal in her (my gran's) favorite Tupperware. My aunt somehow managed to nuke the thing in the microwave, it was melted and burnt beyond fixing. She offered me a six-pack if I shoved the thing in the bottom of the trash can, and she'd drive me to the liquor store whenever I wanted if I always confirmed her story that she'd brought the Tupperware back, my gran must've misplaced it somehow. I hate gaslighting but I'm an alcoholic.
Rika 1 hour ago
My gran once gave my aunt a meal in her (my gran's) favorite Tupperware. My aunt somehow managed to nuke the thing in the microwave, it was melted and burnt beyond fixing. She offered me a six-pack if I shoved the thing in the bottom of the trash can, and she'd drive me to the liquor store whenever I wanted if I always confirmed her story that she'd brought the Tupperware back, my gran must've misplaced it somehow. I hate gaslighting but I'm an alcoholic.
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