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89 Anonymous Confessions That Are Equal Parts Embarrassing And Hilarious (New Posts)
We probably all have a few secrets we’d prefer to keep to ourselves. Maybe we did something that’s just too embarrassing to fess up to, or perhaps it’s a secret that simply cannot get out. Some people will happily take these tales to the grave, never breathing a word to friends, family, or even their partners. But give others an anonymous corner of the internet like Fesshole, a popular X account that shares confessions sent in by strangers, and they’re thrilled to spill.
From cringeworthy mishaps to quietly unhinged deeds, these confessions are equal parts entertaining and uncomfortable—and too good not to share. Keep scrolling to see what people have been getting off their chests lately.
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#6
Did I say that out loud? 7 hours ago
Our new managing director doesn't do what I say, but he does leave me alone because, apparently, he's scared to talk to me for some reason.
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KatWitch57 8 hours ago
When tradesmen are punctual, knowledgable, efficient, friendly *and* handsome, it's hard not to feel attracted. After all they're so rare, in all categories.
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OneWithRatsAndKefir 6 hours ago
From what I hear, food banks can sometimes have a lot of waste. Could be that OP’s bank was happier to give something to OP and their imaginary three siblings than let it rot.
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Floeckchen 7 hours ago (edited)
Sci-Fi and fantasy are excellent substitutes to criticize politics and society in general without directly accusing real life institutions and people.
#24
Did I say that out loud? 11 hours ago
All fun and games until someone calls you out on it and asks you to explain exactly what you mean by that.
#25
Did I say that out loud? 12 hours ago
I will never understand the equations, but now I want to know more about hamster anatomy, and continental drift.
#26
Janissary35680 5 hours ago
I learned to cook for myself bc of my mom. Note: That is not the same thing as saying she taught me to cook.😄
#27
Did I say that out loud? 10 hours ago
A post on here in the last couple of days said Cady Crush only had 4,000 levels. Which is it?
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StumblingThroughLife 8 hours ago (edited)
To be fair, her ancestors were originally bred specifically to fight off wolves, 😂
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#39
Did I say that out loud? 11 hours ago
Welcome to my world. Always nice to know you're not alone.
#41
Did I say that out loud? 10 hours ago
It's a Labrador, what t f did you expect? They're basically a bottomless stomach on legs.
#42
The_Nicest_Misanthrope 9 hours ago
Or the amount of human shìt pumped into the rivers (if you're talking about Welsh Water anyway 🙄)
#43
Did I say that out loud? 10 hours ago
If they are that bad, you may actually be doing them a favour. You only have to watch something like BGT to see how many people have never been told the truth about their ability before.
#44
Did I say that out loud? 7 hours ago
That's just how it works sometimes. And I bet there isn't a single photo of them all together.
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Earthquake903 2 hours ago
"There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information." Spidercat is the second type.
#49
Did I say that out loud? 10 hours ago
I love Oasis. There'll never be a Beatles tribute band that even comes close to them.
#50
Did I say that out loud? 11 hours ago
1) They thought it wasn't that important to ask. 2) You're obviously just as good at your work as they are regardless of what piece of paper you have. I'm very good at my job. I've even trained apprentices...not a single educational or professional qualification to my name.
#51
The_Nicest_Misanthrope 8 hours ago (edited)
Domestic cleaner here. I once had a creepy guy trying to flirt with me and 'accidentally' touch me while I was working (I'm 35, he was easily in his 70's). When I shut him down, he called me a b***h and told me he'd report me to my boss for rudeness and unprofessional conduct. So I did exactly what OP did: cleaned the toilet rim with his toothbrush, and hid used cat litter behind his radiator. Also stole a plant cutting from his Pothos. Fùck you, Stefan!
#53
Sonder Toffee 2 hours ago
Why do get the feeling that not only is this not a secret confession but likely something he brags about
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#59
Did I say that out loud? 10 hours ago
Yeah, if you need to keep your spending a secret like that, it's still a problem.
#61
Did I say that out loud? 10 hours ago
I see nothing wrong with this. It sounds like they were generally supportive of the LibDems but didn't like the direction they were going in, so became more involved in the party itself. Maybe more people should do it?
#62
The_Nicest_Misanthrope 9 hours ago
I used to do this with toilet roll when I worked for Amazon. Wasn't even good quality toilet roll, but honestly, fùck Jeff Bezos.
#63
random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 12 hours ago
Daddy long legs are not insects and are typically not bothersome
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UnclePanda 3 hours ago
A US friend's 3 year old daughter had a toy phone and was always chatting into it. One day, they realized it sounded didactic and they found her on the real phone, chatting to a sweet little old grandmother in London. The older miscreant knew it was a wrong number but said she hadn't enjoyed such a conversation in years and it had made her day.
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Giles McArdell 4 hours ago
And do what exactly? - um, come to think of it, I'd rather not know.
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Tessa Dawn 2 hours ago
Lol, it's only a long nail, doesn't mean they weren't clean May do some yayo once in awhile lol
#68
random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 14 hours ago
Unless you're in an open relationship your lovely wife deserves better
#70
Tessa Dawn 2 hours ago (edited)
This is actually quite sad. Not the getting sober part, of course
#72
Spidercat 10 hours ago
Chris Benoit. A truly shocking story of decades steroid abüse combined with serious damage to his brain. What he did was unforgivable but what he was suffering from at the time would likely have been preventable if brain scans were more widely used and medical requirements were stricter.
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#79
Did I say that out loud? 9 hours ago
I'd rather take my chances with the zombies than live on Pot Noodles.
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Jan Rosier 6 hours ago
I can assure every Panda here : this was definitely a thing back in the day...
#81
The_Nicest_Misanthrope 9 hours ago
Anyone who wants to ban log burners will have to pry it from my burnt, d**d hands first
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 9 hours ago
Maybe I'm just old, but I don't have a clue w*f any of these things are
#87
random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 14 hours ago (edited)
That's horrible. Maybe he was guilty but you weren't paying attention to know that and you sent a man to jail. You should've just admitted you didn't pay attention you lousy b-astard
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Papa 3 hours ago
Back when my wife's parents were both still alive my father-in-law would occasionally gift my wife exercise equipment. When it got to our house its main function was as a clothes rack. I would eventually get rid of it, and he'd send another one. One day when we were visiting at their house my mother-in-law told him she'd like to put a wood deck over their concrete patio. He told her that it wouldn't work because it would cause a drainage problem. She was satisfied with that and went back into the house. I told him that I'd make him a deal. I knew how to make that deck so it would drain okay, but I wouldn't tell his wife that if he would quit giving mine exercise equipment. He agreed.
Rika 7 hours ago
My gran once gave my aunt a meal in her (my gran's) favorite Tupperware. My aunt somehow managed to nuke the thing in the microwave, it was melted and burnt beyond fixing. She offered me a six-pack if I shoved the thing in the bottom of the trash can, and she'd drive me to the liquor store whenever I wanted if I always confirmed her story that she'd brought the Tupperware back, my gran must've misplaced it somehow. I hate gaslighting but I'm an alcoholic.
Papa 3 hours ago
Back when my wife's parents were both still alive my father-in-law would occasionally gift my wife exercise equipment. When it got to our house its main function was as a clothes rack. I would eventually get rid of it, and he'd send another one. One day when we were visiting at their house my mother-in-law told him she'd like to put a wood deck over their concrete patio. He told her that it wouldn't work because it would cause a drainage problem. She was satisfied with that and went back into the house. I told him that I'd make him a deal. I knew how to make that deck so it would drain okay, but I wouldn't tell his wife that if he would quit giving mine exercise equipment. He agreed.
Rika 7 hours ago
My gran once gave my aunt a meal in her (my gran's) favorite Tupperware. My aunt somehow managed to nuke the thing in the microwave, it was melted and burnt beyond fixing. She offered me a six-pack if I shoved the thing in the bottom of the trash can, and she'd drive me to the liquor store whenever I wanted if I always confirmed her story that she'd brought the Tupperware back, my gran must've misplaced it somehow. I hate gaslighting but I'm an alcoholic.
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