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We probably all have a few secrets we’d prefer to keep to ourselves. Maybe we did something that’s just too embarrassing to fess up to, or perhaps it’s a secret that simply cannot get out. Some people will happily take these tales to the grave, never breathing a word to friends, family, or even their partners. But give others an anonymous corner of the internet like Fesshole, a popular X account that shares confessions sent in by strangers, and they’re thrilled to spill.

From cringeworthy mishaps to quietly unhinged deeds, these confessions are equal parts entertaining and uncomfortable—and too good not to share. Keep scrolling to see what people have been getting off their chests lately.

#1

Anonymous confessions about using a radio jammer at psychic events to disrupt the show.

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random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
Community Member
4 hours ago

Ok this one is funny

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    #2

    Anonymous confessions post about a hotel worker sending a lost watch to a rude guest's wife

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Good one.

    #3

    A touchingly honest post featuring anonymous confessions about a parent keeping a secret to protect their son.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
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    1 hour ago

    That's a really good heroic parent there!

    #4

    Anonymous confessions post about a man falling in love with his wife after 33 years of marriage.

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    sbj
    Community Member
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    49 minutes ago

    This is so very sweet and I hope you both have a long and healthy retirement

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    #5

    Anonymous confessions post about adopting a kitchen slug named Steve.

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    Cerulean
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Mollusc distribution system. Explains the giant squid (knew something had to)

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    #6

    Anonymous confessions post about a worker praising their young hands-off manager.

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    56 minutes ago

    A "former" graduate? So he used to have a degree but lost it?

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    #7

    A social media post featuring anonymous confessions about stopping a microwave on time.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    31 minutes ago

    🫡

    #8

    Anonymous confessions post about attending a fishing acquaintance's funeral and rethinking life.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 hour ago

    I once had a work colleague, with whom I had closely collaborated on some projects and occasionally socialised, especially on business trips, describe me to someone else as his best friend. I was quite deeply shocked.

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    #9

    Anonymous confessions post sharing a funny mistook identity holiday story.

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    sbj
    Community Member
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    48 minutes ago

    I believe you but they're many who wouldn't

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    #10

    Anonymous confession tweet about licking a brand new toilet bowl after remodeling.

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    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    As often as you like actually, just saying.

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    #12

    Anonymous confessions tweet about buying a KFC order big enough to trigger the passenger seatbelt alarm.

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    Edo Sayle
    Community Member
    37 minutes ago

    You should seatbelt it, so it doesn't go flying if you have to slam on the brakes

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    #14

    Anonymous confessions post detailing a clever strategy to share ideas with a partner using friends.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    How about communication or breaking up?

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    #15

    An image showing anonymous confessions about accidentally hissing at a stranger in a lift.

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    Touhou Youyoumu
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    New thing to do, always now. Ty.

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    #16

    One of many anonymous confessions about supporting a friend through an awful midlife crisis musical album.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    5 minutes ago

    That is an excellent friend.

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    #17

    Post showing anonymous confessions about writing bizarre equations and notes on office whiteboards.

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    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    I will never understand the equations, but now I want to know more about hamster anatomy, and continental drift.

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    #18

    Social media post showing anonymous confessions about a boyfriend spending money on magic cards instead of paint.

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    Magnell
    Community Member
    35 minutes ago

    his bedroom... so not shared... why fuss over how his priorities?

    #20

    Screenshot of anonymous confessions about faking a head injury to get two days off work.

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    Crispycritter
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

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    #22

    Post sharing anonymous confessions about morning dog walks, sausage rolls, and a neighbor in a dressing gown.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    5 minutes ago

    Doggo for the win!

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    #23

    Anonymous confessions post reflecting on teenage neighborhood pranks involving garden gnomes.

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    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    Next level "postmans knock".

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    #25

    Anonymous confessions online post about avoiding infidelity after seeing a vanity license plate.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    Unless you're in an open relationship your lovely wife deserves better

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    #27

    Social media text with anonymous confessions about reporting company AI slop on LinkedIn for redundancy pay.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    15 minutes ago

    Fair enough on your part but what about other colleagues, young and old, for whom redundancy is not a good option

    #28

    Anonymous confessions tweet about adopting a passive-aggressive email sign-off.

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    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    All fun and games until someone calls you out on it and asks you to explain exactly what you mean by that.

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    #29

    Social media text showing anonymous confessions about hiding a low university degree grade at work.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    1) They thought it wasn't that important to ask. 2) You're obviously just as good at your work as they are regardless of what piece of paper you have. I'm very good at my job. I've even trained apprentices...not a single educational or professional qualification to my name.

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    #31

    Anonymous confessions post about an embarrassing workplace interaction.

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    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    Welcome to my world. Always nice to know you're not alone.

    #32

    Anonymous confessions about a dog eating both meat and vegan sausage rolls.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    It's a Labrador, what t f did you expect? They're basically a bottomless stomach on legs.

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    #34

    An image with anonymous confessions from an audio technician who sabotaged a rude band during a show

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    The_Nicest_Misanthrope
    Community Member
    1 minute ago

    Never fùck with the sound guy

    #36

    Social media post displaying anonymous confessions about not packing a suit for a destination wedding in Cyprus.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Our new managing director doesn't do as I say, but only because, apparently, he's too scared to talk to me for some reason.

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    #39

    Anonymous confessions post about a person hiding an Oasis gig ticket code from their son.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    I love Oasis. There'll never be a Beatles tribute band that even comes close to them.

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    #41

    Anonymous confessions online post revealing a secret about lead pipes in a water company.

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    The_Nicest_Misanthrope
    Community Member
    1 minute ago

    Or the amount of human shìt pumped into the rivers (if you're talking about Welsh Water anyway 🙄)

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    #42

    A text post containing anonymous confessions from a gamer ashamed of reaching level 11000 in Candy Crush

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    A post on here in the last couple of days said Cady Crush only had 4,000 levels. Which is it?

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    #43

    A screenshot of a social media post featuring anonymous confessions about receiving music demos mistakenly.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    If they are that bad, you may actually be doing them a favour. You only have to watch something like BGT to see how many people have never been told the truth about their ability before.

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    #46

    Anonymous confessions post about a juror getting distracted by a pen lid during a court trial.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    4 hours ago (edited)

    That's horrible. Maybe he was guilty but you weren't paying attention to know that and you sent a man to jail. You should've just admitted you didn't pay attention you lousy b-astard

    #48

    Anonymous confessions post about hiding expensive hobby purchases from a partner.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Yeah, if you need to keep your spending a secret like that, it's still a problem.

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    #51

    Anonymous confessions post sharing unusual food combinations like putting jam on pizza.

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    The_Nicest_Misanthrope
    Community Member
    1 minute ago

    🤢

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    #54

    Anonymous confessions about becoming a politician after joining a party as a joke.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    I see nothing wrong with this. It sounds like they were generally supportive of the LibDems but didn't like the direction they were going in, so became more involved in the party itself. Maybe more people should do it?

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    #58

    Anonymous confessions post about working from home at a friend's house nearby.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Hmm. Maybe it's time to think about your relationship.

    #59

    Anonymous confessions post about a person taking a driving lesson after drinking at a pub.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    Absolutely dumb and reckless

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    #60

    A screenshot containing anonymous confessions from a person lying about working in an office.

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    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Another one that needs to think about the relationship.

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    #63

    Anonymous confession tweet about sneaking out to school early as an eight year old child.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    54 minutes ago

    8 years what? 8 years old, 8 years sober, 8 years into witness protection...

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    #64

    Anonymous confession tweet about sobriety and questioning a long-term marriage.

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    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    1 minute ago

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    #66

    A screenshot of anonymous confessions about an open marriage secret on social media.

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    Community Member
    48 minutes ago

    Hahaha. Love this one.

    #68

    Anonymous confessions online post about humming wrestler entrance music when a co-worker calls.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Chris Benoit. A truly shocking story of decades steroid abüse combined with serious damage to his brain. What he did was unforgivable but what he was suffering from at the time would likely have been preventable if brain scans were more widely used and medical requirements were stricter.

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    #71

    Anonymous confessions screenshot about relationship decisions and friendship drama.

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    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    30 minutes ago

    After all this time do they think marriage - jsut for the sake of term - is required. I mean married people are cheating these days alot. How does it matter if "marriage" for the sake of "marriage" is not happen but living a happy,loyal and truthful worthy life.

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    #73

    Anonymous confessions post about a neighbor with Alzheimer's disease asking for his wife.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    Apparently this is a stolen joke

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    #74

    Anonymous confessions post about a funny text message miscommunication between spouses.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    Daddy long legs are not insects and are typically not bothersome

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    #80

    Anonymous confessions screenshot of someone admitting they dislike Star Wars despite a May 4th birthday.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    54 minutes ago

    May the 4th be with you...

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    #83

    Online post featuring anonymous confessions about secretly eating the family stash of instant noodles.

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    Community Member
    44 minutes ago

    I'd rather take my chances with the zombies than live on Pot Noodles.

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    #86

    Anonymous confessions post about accidentally sending a sarcastic message in a company-wide chat

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    Very risk and not very smart game

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    #89

    Anonymous confessions post about a personal trainer reflecting on their work and client history

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    Community Member
    41 minutes ago

    Shàg, if you're not sure. Common British slang for fùck.

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