This Woman Screenshots The Most Questionable Things She Sees Men Posting On Dating Apps, And Here Are The 30 Funniest Posts

You wasted my time by making me read all of that

I mean yeah. I think that's a lot of people's coffee order

Seems like Spoon doesn't want to get forked ever. The thing that bothers about this one the most is DON'T YOU DARE say that dogs don't belong in the house

Have you ever tried Ben & Jerry's though? You missing out

I mean save something for the first date to talk about.

Why? Do you need somebody to teach you how to do that? Or...

How about nooo.

Nope

Let me guess, Bill Gates is behind this

You know feminism just means equality, right? Oh, at the end you said you are not boyfriend material or a decent human being material, got it

You probably have butterflies in your stomach now but it's called guilt and shame. You should probably tell your wife

It is 2021 if you have unaccepting parents, I am your mom now, ok?

You don't want better for yourself? Wanna stick with what you know? Ok, ok. I hope you'll find love

That go for the bedroom too? Cause eww

You know you've got us right up until the end. It's a shame, though I know some people are into that

Ok, so not any size

We know, we can tell. You didn't need to tell us

So you just looked our direction, huh? Ok

Could you have worded that just a little less disgusting 'cause you are talking to strangers

This is oddly specific, so I am assuming someone close to you has this problem. Might I suggest toilet paper or pad instead of wet wipes

You're so close buddy, keep going

This guy has camel toes, get it? Permanently on his toes

He is just out to brunch with his friends it his is like "That's a nice set of birthing hips". Just proof read

Uuuuuuuuuuuh

Does that mean that you wear smelly clothes on your dates? You do know how to do your laundry, right?

"Kiki do you love me?"

So, do you have standards, though?

So don't say why it says 31 when you literally put 31 in there. You knew what you were doing

John posted a lovely tribute to "dad" while holding up the middle finger as his profile picture. I've never seen a dating profile dedicated to somebody but alright p.

So you are gonna keep your dating profile when you are dating someone and when you are engaged too. This right up until you I say "I do" and sign paperwork? No, I think that will work out really well for you

Literally just delete your account, just quit. Stop telling us what to do, that's annoying and we don't care

This is like a white trash Dwight. I feel like finance should be above cannabis if anything. Um, I really wanna know who said that quote, 'cause if it's good ol' Rob, um, then he isn't going close to them

Important grammar lesson. Do you mean "girls want more THAN a hookup" or "girls want more, then hookup". I don't know

I am almost there

Ok, first of all who calls it supper. And second of all good luck in finding money to swipe

Also to keep 100% with you I super doubt you get any messages based on that first sentence of you, but good luck

NOT ME! Next

You mean like the drug?