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Dogs have wacky thoughts. One moment they can be dozing off on your lap, but the next they decide to squeeze themselves into the sofa as if their life depends on it and won't stop until they disappear between the pillows.

At times, these animals can be idiosyncratic, eccentric, and even ridiculous but their spontaneity is one of the reasons why we love them. Just check out the subreddit r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog. It's full of our best four-legged friends acting out on their weirdest impulses. Like offering food to their favorite toy or showing a cat who's boss by sitting on its face.

Continue scrolling to check out what the members of this wholesome online community have been posting, and fire up earlier Bored Panda publications on the subreddit here, here, and here.

P.S. Don't miss our interview with a representative of the PDSA, the UK’s leading veterinary charity, about dog behavior. You'll find it between the pics!

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Favorite Toy First

Favorite Toy First

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    Recently Bought A Dog Cam... Our Pit Enjoying The House To Himself

    Recently Bought A Dog Cam... Our Pit Enjoying The House To Himself

    Enigmatologists Report

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, the bull terrier breeds. An absolute menace and terror... to those who don't want to cede the comfy chairs to the dog.

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    #3

    This Is Ruby. She Likes To Pet The Other Dogs At Daycare

    This Is Ruby. She Likes To Pet The Other Dogs At Daycare

    Soumajeetb Report

    #4

    This Dog Looking To Make Sure The Coast Is Clear Before Doing This

    This Dog Looking To Make Sure The Coast Is Clear Before Doing This

    Pazluz Report

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    #5

    He Thinks This Face Will Convince Me To Let Him On The Couch

    He Thinks This Face Will Convince Me To Let Him On The Couch

    Coyoteladiess Report

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    #6

    This Is Cap. Cap Is Deaf. Cap Doesn’t Like Bedtime. When Cap Doesn’t Want To Listen, He Pretends To Ignore His Signs

    This Is Cap. Cap Is Deaf. Cap Doesn’t Like Bedtime. When Cap Doesn’t Want To Listen, He Pretends To Ignore His Signs

    branch_ Report

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is the same way. She’s fluent in sign language until I sign that it’s time for bed, at which point she forgets every sign she ever learned.

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    #7

    Every Time I Bring Him To Work With Me He Squeezes Into My Desk Chair And Stays There The Whole Day

    Every Time I Bring Him To Work With Me He Squeezes Into My Desk Chair And Stays There The Whole Day

    WeaselScout Report

    S M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldies are the best. They tend to think they can be lap dogs and just squeeze on !

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    #8

    Eggs? I Haven't Seen Any Eggs...

    Eggs? I Haven't Seen Any Eggs...

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

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    #9

    He Thinks He's Still Small Enough To Be A Lap Dog

    He Thinks He's Still Small Enough To Be A Lap Dog

    pribiranedc Report

    Bryn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dogs are lap dogs, regardless of size

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    #10

    Four Stages Of Patting A Husky. 1. Shock. 2. Reluctance. 3. Enjoyment. 4. Smugness

    Four Stages Of Patting A Husky. 1. Shock. 2. Reluctance. 3. Enjoyment. 4. Smugness

    Corgnazo Report

    #11

    He Really Wants To Know What's Happening In The Yard Next Door

    He Really Wants To Know What's Happening In The Yard Next Door

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    #12

    The New Cushion Remover I Ordered Works Like A Dream

    The New Cushion Remover I Ordered Works Like A Dream

    JurassicPark3DD Report

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke my pittie's (RIP) heart when I bought a couch with attached cushions.

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    #13

    Judgment Day

    Judgment Day

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t want me to tell, drop off 15 unmarked ziploc baggies of treats to apartment A250.

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    #15

    I. Want. In

    I. Want. In

    cenabollywood Report

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    #16

    Corgi Does Not Approve Of Being Kenneled

    Corgi Does Not Approve Of Being Kenneled

    justfearless Report

    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not! In my country dogs rarely get crated. To me the idea is absurd!

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    #17

    Why Is He Like This

    Why Is He Like This

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    X YQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's dreaming about catching a fish that is 'THIS BIG'.

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    #18

    2nd Week Home And He's Learning. Not Sure What He's Learning But He Learning

    2nd Week Home And He's Learning. Not Sure What He's Learning But He Learning

    hamsamiches Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s learning how to make funny faces in the screen door.

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    #19

    My Dog Shreds Her Toys And Gently Carries Around Their Eyes. If You Ask Her To Find Her Eyes She Will Bring One For You

    My Dog Shreds Her Toys And Gently Carries Around Their Eyes. If You Ask Her To Find Her Eyes She Will Bring One For You

    bringthepuppiestome Report

    Isabella Mazzei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little bit creepy, do u get those in the middle of the night?

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    #20

    He Won't Make 2 Trips

    He Won't Make 2 Trips

    ifallupthestairsalot Report

    #21

    Bringing A Smile To Your Day

    Bringing A Smile To Your Day

    Yami-13 Report

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he is carrying his ears in his mouth!

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    #22

    A Little Too Excited

    A Little Too Excited

    stubbnumv2 Report

    #23

    Branch Manager

    Branch Manager

    Billy_Lo Report

    MilaFi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he's managing that branch though

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    #24

    I Gave Him A Pretzel & He Started To Fall Asleep With It In His Mouth. He’s Been Like This For 5 Whole Minutes

    I Gave Him A Pretzel & He Started To Fall Asleep With It In His Mouth. He’s Been Like This For 5 Whole Minutes

    thatdogmom54 Report

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "manners". He hates it, but he doesn't want to disappoint you.

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    #25

    Saving Him From The Evil Vacuum Monster

    Saving Him From The Evil Vacuum Monster

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    #26

    Huskies Are Always Drama Queens

    Huskies Are Always Drama Queens

    JollyPeaches Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong!!! The one breed of dog who will talk back to anyone!!

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    #27

    Actually I Dont Know Whats Wrong With My Boy Mogli. I Came Back Home From Work And He Was Sitting There Like This

    Actually I Dont Know Whats Wrong With My Boy Mogli. I Came Back Home From Work And He Was Sitting There Like This

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    #28

    Post-Shower Trauma

    Post-Shower Trauma

    CruelStick Report

    #29

    Not The Best Window Cleaning Service I Had, But He's Doing His Best

    Not The Best Window Cleaning Service I Had, But He's Doing His Best

    ElCiscador Report

    #30

    My Great Dane Creeping On The Neighbors. Very Subtle

    My Great Dane Creeping On The Neighbors. Very Subtle

    SIN-apps1 Report

    #31

    Too Busy Being A Derp With His Kong To Notice The Deer Invading His Property. He’s A Real Protector

    Too Busy Being A Derp With His Kong To Notice The Deer Invading His Property. He’s A Real Protector

    SJRain86 Report

    Woltax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deer wants to have kong.🤷‍♂️

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    #32

    Ghost Or A Dog?

    Ghost Or A Dog?

    raamlal Report

    #33

    Fully Domesticated

    Fully Domesticated

    sco-go Report

    Ur local weirdo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely is hooman, no need to be suspicious

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    #34

    The Taste Of Dafeet...

    The Taste Of Dafeet...

    wdwiii Report

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often this is mites, or a too high cereal content in their food.

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    #35

    Iggy's Not Allowed On The Couch, So He Lays His Skin Rolls On It In Protest

    Iggy's Not Allowed On The Couch, So He Lays His Skin Rolls On It In Protest

    iced327 Report

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And WHY is he not "allowed" on the couch?

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    #36

    My Dog Broke

    My Dog Broke

    vtreue Report

    #37

    His Name Is Blue And He Isn’t The Smartest

    His Name Is Blue And He Isn’t The Smartest

    I_eat_cement5312 Report

    #38

    Doggo Seems A Bit Off

    Doggo Seems A Bit Off

    HatAccomplished8311 Report

    #39

    So That’s How The Pyramids Were Built...

    So That’s How The Pyramids Were Built...

    AmerBekic Report

    #40

    When The Forbidden Fruit Is Just Out Of Reach

    When The Forbidden Fruit Is Just Out Of Reach

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for two Jack Russels, they will get to that fruit eventually.

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    #41

    A Timeline Of Flattering Pictures Of My Dog

    A Timeline Of Flattering Pictures Of My Dog

    samalvmb Report

    #42

    For My Cake Day, I Bring You A Little Dirt Eater

    For My Cake Day, I Bring You A Little Dirt Eater

    MissChocolateCHIP Report

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to it's face? Please tell me people don't breed them like this on purpose

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    #43

    When You Want To Drink Water, But Can't Let Go Of The Ball

    When You Want To Drink Water, But Can't Let Go Of The Ball

    Diegox921 Report

    #44

    Siberian Fish Dog

    Siberian Fish Dog

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you just going to sit there?

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    #45

    When You Try To Make Your Dog Vegan

    When You Try To Make Your Dog Vegan

    PierceJames Report

    #46

    Not A Jesus Fan

    Not A Jesus Fan

    Dry_Investigator5020 Report

    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wants them to put clothes on the baby so he isn't cold

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    #47

    Enjoying Rainy Day

    Enjoying Rainy Day

    nasir_ran Report

    #48

    I’ll Annoy You Until You Throw The Ball, But No You Can’t Have It

    I’ll Annoy You Until You Throw The Ball, But No You Can’t Have It

    bai-ro Report

    #49

    I Think The Vets Broke My Dog

    I Think The Vets Broke My Dog

    geekyneejah Report

    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a corgi? If so, they come like this. :)

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    #50

    This Is What Happens When It's Covid And There's Nothing To Do

    This Is What Happens When It's Covid And There's Nothing To Do

    901ivyy Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me when I thought I was alone

    #52

    Who Buried It & Why

    Who Buried It & Why

    dingdongsnottor Report

    Shaune Kaiser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggie sees, doggie does. What did this dog see?😂

    #53

    Who Knows Why This Alien Is Making Circles?

    Who Knows Why This Alien Is Making Circles?

    MinusXero1999 Report

    Ranax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a serious issue. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypy_(non-human) Can be a result of poor treatment in the past or bad husbandry.

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