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It’s beyond belief how little we know about what we call our best furry friends. Ok, we don’t actually call cats that, ‘cause they would be better off without humans altogether, but we’d like to think we are.

I mean, we now have evidence that felines sleep in trees, form super weird shapes with fellow felines, and on some occasions, their .exe just stops working. Apparently, that’s not it.

People have a whole subreddit dedicated to sightings of cats that got caught acting super weird. Like weird². Serious about not being serious, we present you the most off-the-track cattos from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat that either need some fixing, or I give up.

#1

He's Trying To Pass Out In Anger..so Adorable!

He's Trying To Pass Out In Anger..so Adorable!

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Francis
Community Member
6 years ago

the heart *_*

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    #2

    All Hail To The Light

    All Hail To The Light

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    Sakeena
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    There’s a fly on that chandelier. Trust me 😆

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    #3

    He’s About To Speak Italian

    He’s About To Speak Italian

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    Ahmad Hamad
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    one minute, just one minute I tell you

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    #4

    Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

    Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    :D how? the more i look the less i understandhow this cat lies...did this cat lose some bones?

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    #5

    He Fell Asleep Like This

    He Fell Asleep Like This

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    He is contemplating about his life.

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    #6

    Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

    Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    spider cat, spider cat, ... *sings*

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    #7

    He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

    He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I couldn't just walk by a cat and not commune with it.

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    #8

    My Cat Is Self-Sufficient

    My Cat Is Self-Sufficient

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Olympics!

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    #9

    Is This What They Call Cubism?

    Is This What They Call Cubism?

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    If I fits, I, nevermind.

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    #10

    He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

    He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    he is so done with your s**t :D

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    #11

    Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

    Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

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    Fabrice
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Jean Claude Van Cat

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    #12

    *visible Confusion*

    *visible Confusion*

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Picasso's cat

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    #13

    Bottle Time Causes Her Ears To Wiggle

    Bottle time causes her ears to wiggle from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This is cuteness overload! I love it!

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    #14

    Malfunctioning At 2 Am

    Malfunctioning At 2 Am

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    S
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    LOL!

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    #15

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    Ani Archeron
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Moooooooooom I can't get dooooooooooooown!

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    #16

    Think Batteries Are Low

    Think Batteries Are Low

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    My batteries are even lower with this heatwave in my city.

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    #17

    I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

    I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Perhaps it thinks it is human.

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    #18

    Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

    Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Noodle is such a cutie! He looks so comfy in the fridge.

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    #19

    Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

    Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

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    James F. Wilson Jr.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    one third off for the last cat on the shelf !

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    #20

    Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

    Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

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    Tilly Jean
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It’s Toothless!

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    #21

    This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

    This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Laurie and Fry are adorable!

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    #22

    Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

    Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    omg the fur *_* he is cute!

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    #23

    Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

    Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Stretch, kitty, stretch!

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    #24

    Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

    Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The markings on both cats are stunning.

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    #25

    Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

    Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Must had pick it up from all the people during lockdown.

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    #26

    My Friend’s Explanation Is “He’s Just Weird, Idk”

    My Friend’s Explanation Is “He’s Just Weird, Idk”

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "Ma! Look! No hands!"

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    #27

    My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

    My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "What cha lookin' at?"

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    #28

    Mr. Bigglesworth

    Mr. Bigglesworth from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    mph seti
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I've always wondered what happened under the fur...Now I know. Thanks, Mr. Bigglesworth.

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    #29

    Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

    Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    next time follow the instructions while assembling your cat :D

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    #30

    Just As The Prophecy Foretold

    Just As The Prophecy Foretold

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    Becklass
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The prophecy be true

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    #31

    The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

    The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The cat is there to supurrvise the cleanup job.

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    #32

    Longè

    Longè

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Dali's floppy cat

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    #33

    Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

    Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That is the look of love, alright. Your mom is lucky.

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    #34

    Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

    Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

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    Bhadrika Love
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Awww, esp with the title....

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    #35

    Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

    Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

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    Maryam Siddiqui
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    that is one heck of an adorable cat

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    #36

    Very Well Then

    Very Well Then

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    does my tail smell weirdly?

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    #37

    Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

    Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    goddamnit karen, how many pics do you wanna take??

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    #38

    The Rare And Extremely Dangerous Trouser Cat

    The Rare And Extremely Dangerous Trouser Cat

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    Sarah Blanche Brinsfield
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Not as rare as one might think!

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    #39

    Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

    Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Once I saw the mustache, I cannot unsee it anymore.

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    #40

    Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

    Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

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    Nash Nopper
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The "Puss in Boots" - Look

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    #41

    I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

    I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    you look tasty!

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    #42

    My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

    My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

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    Sarah McManus
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago

    My 14yo princess does this 🤤. Seriously creepy...

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    #43

    Sometimes The Stair Light Would Turn On At Night...

    sometimes the stair light would turn on at night... from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "Don't these hoomans know that they can trip in the dark? They don't have eyesight like mine. I'll be out of character and help them out."

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    #44

    She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

    She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Vogue. Strike a pose. Vogue.

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    #45

    I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

    I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Well, she must find it relaxing.

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    #46

    Nom

    Nom

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Adorable.

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    #47

    Superhero Pose!

    Superhero Pose!

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Them fangs lol

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    #48

    I Guess It’s Nice And Warm?

    I Guess It’s Nice And Warm?

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    It looks like it's getting its hair done.

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    #49

    Cheers

    Cheers

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Wow, a green-headed cat! I had one once. Bred it with a yellow-tailed moggy and now we have blue kittens. *This is not a true story*

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    #50

    Smile For The Camera

    Smile For The Camera

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Eh?

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    #51

    My Cat Uses The Ducts To Get Around My House Sometimes

    My Cat Uses The Ducts To Get Around My House Sometimes

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    Cat Nip Gal
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This scares me, what if it gets caught in the fan or heater thingy...

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    #52

    That’s A Disney Movie Villain If I’ve Ever Seen One

    That’s A Disney Movie Villain If I’ve Ever Seen One

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Should you really be cooking your cat anyway?

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    #53

    Ulthar Has Started To Lick The Walls, No Idea Why

    Ulthar Has Started To Lick The Walls, No Idea Why

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    sorry to be the party-pooper - it might be a bit serious. a few cats who have a considerable worm load do this. i have seen my cat do this when his urea, creatinine shot up. I'm just a little concerned. wish him and the hooman good health.

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    #54

    Mlem Trigger

    Mlem Trigger

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I've seen this before. Is that a common thing? I'm bald, so I have no comb to test

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    #55

    No He’s Not Dead, He’s Just Very Comfortable

    No He’s Not Dead, He’s Just Very Comfortable

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    a good nap be like that sometimes.

    #56

    She Likes To Drink The Water By Dipping Her Belly Into The Bowl?

    My silly cat likes to drink her water by dipping her belly into the bowl, and then licking the water off of her fur from r/aww

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    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Maybe it just feels good. A quick dip in the pool, cat style.

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    #57

    My Cat Likes To "Bite" Me Then Apologies By Licking Me But Won't Let Me Leave.

    My Cat Likes To "Bite" Me Then Apologies By Licking Me But Won't Let Me Leave.

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    Khloe Ness
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    ah *chomp* im sorry. NO YOU CANT GO

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    #58

    He Really Likes The Faucet, But He’s Really Bad At It

    He Really Likes The Faucet, But He’s Really Bad At It

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    He'll get the hang of it. It's all depth perception.

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    #59

    Why Is She Like This?

    Why Is She Like This?

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    my fattest cat does this too. typically around 3 am. for no particular reason.

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    #60

    Leo Has An Odd Way Of Relaxing

    Leo Has An Odd Way Of Relaxing

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    Becklass
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    If I fits I...well I’m not actually sure

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    #61

    Freddy Krueger Kitty

    Freddy Krueger Kitty

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    heeereee is joohnnyy :D

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    #62

    Sneki Boi

    Sneki Boi

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    mhmm yees hooman tastes good!

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    #63

    Someone Doesn't Understand The New Face Scratcher

    Someone Doesn't Understand The New Face Scratcher

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    devi L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Same with my cat. But if I hold it he comes running to get brushed smh lol

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    #64

    Budz Gets The Hose Again

    Budz Gets The Hose Again

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    Maja Lykkegaard
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    My cats love it when I'm watering the garden. They charge the stream, and then gets super pissed at me, when they get wet :D

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    #65

    Spinning Cat On A Ladder

    Spinning Cat On A Ladder

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    Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    My question is……… Does his tail taste good?

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