It happens to me all the time

#1

I literally blurted out loud to my then crush that I loved him, and then I totally panicked and freaked out, but then he said that he also loved me, and he asked if we could be boyfriends, I said “HELL YEAH!!” and then I smiled. Him and I have been boyfriends since November 28th of last year.

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Was standing in a movie line with ex wife and kids and friends. We had just eaten at a restaurant. I started to feel the cramps start in my belly. The suddenness was very impressive. Without a ticket i went right in. By the time i rounded the corner into the mens room, the blow out happened.

I wont give details. ( i am a plumber though i can give a very interesting description:) the real impressive thing is i contained the mess well enough i was able to save my shorts. I went down to a shop next door and bought new boxers. Only missed 10 mins of the movie.

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