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Parenting ain't all sunshine and bubblegum. Kids just don't know how to act, and this can lead to some explosively disastrous accidents, like the epic kid fails in this list. They might be having fun, but that's because they're not thinking about the clean-up process. Yet.
If you have a great picture from the darker and more disastrous side of parental life, we'd love to see it in this list! Upvote your favorites, too.
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#1
A Table Is A Table
LilyPhuong 10 years ago
His face is pink to match with everything pink. Lol. J/k. Keep up the good job dad.
LindsayWeldon 10 years ago
I love the pink dog(?) set up on the table.. Whatta sweet picture! And he doesn't fit in a chair, so he's on the floor. Awesome Dad pic!
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#2
It’s Ok As Long As You Let Me Sleep
#3
My Daughter Likes Me To Wear Hair-bows With Her
#4
Just Being A Dad
NicholeTrobare 10 years ago
I also like how they have just given in and let the table be covered in stickers
JackassPolice 10 years ago
Hey @AngelaMorrow - STFU.I hope to god you don't have kids.How about instead of leaving dumbass comments, you pull that stick out your a*s.
Manie Pieters 3 years ago
hi bady dit mammie kief jou mienis daddy maffie doed
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DanielaBlueMoonBoal 10 years ago
? You don't know if they actually let them decorate the table! I've let my sisters decorate a bit of my wall
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#5
Really Bro?
SarahPrice 10 years ago
"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, you can't prove anything!!!" - Bart Simpson
JulieAtwood 10 years ago
Oh Im so glad I'm not the only one who's had "make-up" drawn on the dog!
LindsayWeldon 10 years ago
Nah... Dog looks more like "It wasn't me, it was HIM!!"
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#6
She Wanted A Swing So I Became One
JackassPolice 10 years ago
Right?! I hope somebody called CPS and they threw his a*s in jail! I mean, she could've DIED, or worse, HAD FUN!!! Shut up.
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JackassPolice 10 years ago
Seriously! Going out of his way to make his daughter happy?! What a d**k!
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#7
10th Anniversary Today, Thought We'd Capture The Romance
#8
This Tattoo Artist's First Customer
JackassPolice 10 years ago
I feel sorry for her future passed-out-drunk friends ... her game's already on point.
BoredPandaCancer 10 years ago
Yep time goes pretty fast, soon she will be drawing d***s on her friends' faces
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KerryTrzebiatowski-Steinert 10 years ago
My daughter used to do this to my husband- we just always made sure she used washable markers!
#9
Good Morning!
#10
Letting His Daughter Practice
ValerieMarcotte 10 years ago
My father let us play with his hair - we'd scoop it up into a ridge at the top of his head and he'd make the Woody Woodpecker call. Love!!
JosephTakacs 10 years ago
Patience is essential, and beauty is perfect. Great job, young lady.
#11
It Totally Looks Better This Way
CarolWilliams 10 years ago
Looks like someone needs to learn how to clean up when he makes a huge mess.
Lucky.Lady 10 years ago
Luckely it's only Sudocrème, not as hard to remove as real paint, but still not easy to get rit of it
#12
Dads Are The Comfiest Chairs Ever
JackassPolice 10 years ago
Wtf are you trying to say?! Just stop commenting ... for everyone's sake.
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You Have To Rescue Kids From Themselves
CharlotteWall 10 years ago
the child has of course got up on side then when getting down falls saved by draw and then u take photo may I ask y or u just put him there
SecludedMisanthrope 9 years ago
Is that how time-outs are handled in that house, because I can imagine how he accomplished that on his own.
#14
Whatever You Do, Don't Tell Mom
JosephTakacs 10 years ago
Things happen, they're babies. Daughter peed through her diaper at fair, just enjoy the fair and keep walking.
SarahPrice 10 years ago
Do hope you changed her nappy though!!! nothing worse for a baby than a soiled nappy. If kept in a dirty nappy too long u get nappy rash
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Nickie 10 years ago
When I was 11 years old my mom had just brought my new baby brother home from the hospital and I was holding him for the first time, and he threw up down the inside of my shirt, between my boobs and it puddled up in my bra... (yes, at 11 I wore a B-cup) it was the grossest feeling, having that warm milky stuff in there. I will say though, before he was born I'd throw up over anything, including just someone making a gagging noise. After a month with him, it was just "meh"...
#15
Letting Your Daughter Do Your Make-up
#16
Potty Training Is Not Going As Planned
cest_nayce 10 years ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!! HAHAHA i was scared of falling into the toilet! LOL
BonnieRobinson 10 years ago
Nope I have a photo just like it of my son haha
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#17
Napping Dad = Playmat Dad
LindsayWeldon 10 years ago
MayaAb.. That's what I was thinking!! Great idea for back 'tickles'/massage
#18
Playing With Flour
MicheleCarter 10 years ago
Looks like baby powder since that is what is sitting right next to her.
JulieAtwood 10 years ago
Oh baby powder is the worst! You can't sweep it, it doesn't vaccuum well, it just makes big blobs with a mop. Don't miss those days at all!!
Load More Replies... SarahPrice 10 years ago
son did this with fabric conditioner = slippery floor & also spilled whole box of washing powder.. it's a kids job to be messy ;) ;)
JosephTakacs 10 years ago
No problem, they're kids. My Grandson's did the same thing, whaa laugh.
LilyPhuong 10 years ago
The child should go to the hospital to see if any side effect could've caused for inhaling all that powder.
JackassPolice 10 years ago
This sounds like a riddle. "It's as English not a language."
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Young Make-up Artist
TracyLane 10 years ago
concerned how long this toddlers been left unaccompanied with baby sister to do this much damage! can she still see or is she now blind :(
ElaineTurner 10 years ago
Totally agree. It's the amount at her eyes. If the baby had just moved her head at the wrong time I hate to think what could have happened.
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ErinMcPhee 10 years ago
It is washable marker, I am sure she is fine. This can happen in the time it takes to pee.
ChrystaRichards 10 years ago
None of you judgy types have ever had to try to squeeze in a shower with a toddler and a baby in the house, have you?
LibertyNcognito 10 years ago
To all judging on the parents: Go have kids of your own. Until then, please stfu, you sound like you are a bunch of obnoxious 14 year olds.
Nickie 10 years ago
Baby doesn't look like it's crying, and even so, taking 10 seconds to snap a picture is hardly child abuse. And this ain't Twitter, you can spell out whole words and use punctuation...
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#20
You Mean That's Not Where The Magazines Go?
#21
Wonder How Much Sauce She Actually Ate
#22
There Can Only Be One
MarthaKops 10 years ago
Best idea: take a picture to post on the Internet. Think about next step later.
LibertyNcognito 10 years ago
That is canvas stretched over a wood frame, the baby underneath it is in no danger. They are kids. They are PLAYING. Yeesh!
LilyPhuong 10 years ago
Parent of the year. Take a photo and THEN worry about baby. Or maybe parent is still sitting there recording all the action.
#23
Playing With Mother's Clothes
JackassPolice 10 years ago
I hope that kid's fast bc as soon as they leave that store he's gonna be running for his life.
Nickie 10 years ago
Seriously? Suffocate through a shirt? Talk about overreacting. Unless her shirt is a new plastic bag fiber, that kid is more likely to be grounded for stretching out the shirt then dying.
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#24
Just Kids Being A Bunch Of Little Assholes
DorrieRiley 10 years ago
Where the hell were the parents? This did not happen during a quick trip to the bathroom!
PullerLanigan 10 years ago
At least it can all be put back into the pillow. Presuming the zipper still works.
LoniFerrisFloreth 10 years ago
The parents should have them re-stuff the pillows and then make them fold dirty laundry for a couple days. Or pay attention...
Realistic_Lemons (any) 2 years ago
These comments were eight years ago… This post was eight years ago… I could barely write
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I am curious what the first post was like, it would be interesting to know how it all started.
Load More Replies... LibertyNcognito 10 years ago
Um, no, at their age that is very naughty and they are total a******s for doing it.
#25
Hitman Baby Takes No Joy In His Work
LilyPhuong 10 years ago
Hmm, dad, can you not past out drunk in my pool? I'm playing here, you know.
KatePearson 10 years ago
Yeh that's an amazing thing to teach the baby lol look I can put my head under the wet stuff u try !? Lol seriously n yeh I have kids myself
StacieAbernathy 10 years ago
Most of these could be prevented if the parents was watching them.I have 3 kids about a 4, 2, and a 3 month and never had 99% of this happen
VivianeKatz 10 years ago
I'm sure the parents were watching them. Those pictures don't take themselves.
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#26
Fish Out Of Water
SarahPrice 10 years ago
letting her suck on a pipe containing stagnant water... what f*****g idiotic parents to not stop her before taking a picture!!!!
LilyPhuong 10 years ago
That is disgusting!!! I hope baby didn't get sick from that. Yes, let's leave him there to suck on more dirty fish water to take a picture.
smalltowngal 10 years ago
It'd be one (still kinda icky) thing if it was a brand new tank and fresh water, but a dirty tank isn't really a Kodak moment....
SusieKang 10 years ago
babe is totally cute...but GGGGAAAAROOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! you're allowing him to read fish poop????!!!!!!!!
EmilyRea 10 years ago
Calm dow I've seen kids eat worse and times my son has picked up goat poo and I couldn't get it out of his mouth before he swallowed it
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Bored Toadette 3 years ago
The kid is so small so im sure the parents put him in there, thinking it would be a funny picture... Its not! Feel sorry for the kid and the fish...
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#28
My Daughter Playing With A Toy Dolphin And Bath Paint
#29
Parenting Level: Over 9000
Zaerhin Sk 6 years ago
i had acid relex when i was younger i through up in my dads shirt pocket which hel dboth his phones, pen and chapstick :')
#30
Playing In The Car
#33
One Word: Sharpie
EmaSklepic 10 years ago
ok from all these pictures i learned a future note for myself - keep sharpies away from child's reach!!!
MaraleeSjerven 10 years ago
Yep that's what I thought before I had children. Now after 5 kids I know the truth, no matter where you hide them they will find them!
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#34
Trying To Escape Through The Vent
#35
What Parenting Really Looks Like
SarahPrice 10 years ago
son has done this so many times. But most memorable was when he did it in back of car whilst In car seat.. made a right mess!
Bored Toadette 3 years ago
Cant even get mad at that kid. Those Bambi-eyes and the "im so sorry mom" - kinda face. Cute child.
VivianeKatz 10 years ago
"How else am I supposed to make scrambled eggs if you won't let me use the stove??"
#36
The Lipstick Massacre
Final score:
25points
#37
You Could Tell Them To Grow Up, But This Is One Of Those Things That Gets Worse As You Age
#38
Yes, That's A Tampon In His Mouth
Ella Greenman 4 years ago
Keep this out of kids and dog reach my dog was eating one once... like y
#39
Painting With Hair Remover Wax
CourtneySmith 10 years ago
Body heat could warm it up, or it could have been recently used.
Load More Replies... CharlotteWall 10 years ago
Come on baby and hair dye really don't think to c if baby is ok just take a photo
#41
Evil Kid
BoredPandaCancer 10 years ago
The dad was taking this picture and the mom was in the dressing room with another man.
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RebeccahBare 10 years ago
I think I would be seriously mad at the parent if I worked at this store...
SecludedMisanthrope 9 years ago
How is no one stopping this child? Why is the parent standing there taking a picture. If I worked there I'd want to body slam that child!
#42
Kid Being A Little Asshole
#43
The Little Ones Sneak Into The Pantry And Find A Container Of Frosting
#44
Both Refused To Take Another Step (and You Can't Pretend To Walk Away With Gators Nearby)
Final score:
16points
#45
Hi My Name Is Aaron And I Like To Play With Butt Paste!
SecludedMisanthrope 9 years ago
I'm sorry, what the hell is Butt paste? Is it lube or hair remover, because no child should be able to get their hands on that.
#46
Some Mornings You're Just Too Tired To Stop Your Kid From TPing The Dining Room
HarrietOrchard 10 years ago
It is mild in comparison to some of these. And he isn't hurting anyone :)
#47
Taking A Nap On A Plane Aisle
Final score:
15points
#56
Kids Play With Paint And Get It All Over Their Faces
#58
Dolls Just Swimming
Final score:
10points
#62
Now Who Is Climbing The Walls!?
Final score:
9points
#65
You Travel To Space Before Leaving Bed
Final score:
8points
JackassPolice 10 years ago
It'd be cute if this was about the kid instead of this basic b***h mom's narcissism .
#67
They Never Grow Up
Final score:
7points
#68
Did You Want Some?
Final score:
7points
#69
You Left Your Kid Home Alone? Get Ready For A Surprise!
Bored Toadette 3 years ago
No way that little kid could done this all by herself.
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#70
Falling From Unexpected Places
#71
Get Up Dad!!
Final score:
6points
#72
Mess? What Mess?
Final score:
6points
#78
So Tired
Final score:
6points
#82
A Little Brother Is A Perfect Canvas For A Budding Artist.
Final score:
4points
#90
A New Spin On Keeping Clean
Final score:
3points
#93
Yummy Chocolate Croissant... Taste So Much Better With Some Sand :)
Final score:
2points
#96
Multitasking At It's Best
Final score:
0points
SarahPrice 10 years ago
How sanitary.. eating whilst pooping/peeing. of course there's absolutely no risk of food poisoning at all!!
#97
Another Distroyed Chanel Lipstick...
Final score:
0points
LibertyNcognito 10 years ago
I think the parent has more $ than she does good sense if she can't keep her kid out of her $30 a tube Chanel lipstick...
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NadiaYudzitski 10 years ago
Tenth year anniversary romance is one of the best ! One pic surely explains parenting life ☺️ Luv it
RaduRadonys 10 years ago
Good for you. We won't try to make you change your mind, don't worry.
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ChristineDownenMarrs 10 years ago
I love how daddies are so involved and patient! Way to go dads!
KarlieRose 10 years ago
The rewards of having children are oftentimes worth it.
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KarlieRose 10 years ago
Every day is a new adventure when you have children. Never a dull moment.
ShawnKearney 10 years ago
I am starting to think the reason why I feel unable to keep the house clean is because I'm too busy supervising the kids :/
RadostinaRuseva 10 years ago
Dear parents, don't let your children alone with flour, creme, tomato sauce - you will enjoy both your furniture and their short childhood.
NadiaYudzitski 10 years ago
Tenth year anniversary romance is one of the best ! One pic surely explains parenting life ☺️ Luv it
RaduRadonys 10 years ago
Good for you. We won't try to make you change your mind, don't worry.
Load More Replies... ChristineDownenMarrs 10 years ago
I love how daddies are so involved and patient! Way to go dads!
KarlieRose 10 years ago
The rewards of having children are oftentimes worth it.
Load More Replies... KarlieRose 10 years ago
Every day is a new adventure when you have children. Never a dull moment.
ShawnKearney 10 years ago
I am starting to think the reason why I feel unable to keep the house clean is because I'm too busy supervising the kids :/
RadostinaRuseva 10 years ago
Dear parents, don't let your children alone with flour, creme, tomato sauce - you will enjoy both your furniture and their short childhood.
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