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While numbers of people who identify as Christians are gradually declining in Australia, some churches, notably those that appeal to youth and inclusiveness, are bucking the trend.

Melbourne Welsh Church, which describes itself as a radically inclusive church, a warm and welcoming worship community situated near the heart of Melbourne, is just one of these places, moving on with the times and spreading God's word to a new generation of worshippers.

One of the most effective ways to break with the stuffy, serious, and boring reputation that going to church can have is to introduce a healthy dose of a good sense of humor. Melbourne Welsh Church does that through their funny signs, using a mix of witty wordplay, inclusive messages, and funny puns to promote themselves as an enjoyable and welcoming place, no matter who you are!

Scroll down below to check out some of our favorite church signs for yourself and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Monika Soffronow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take notice, Nazis, Trumpists, racists, ageists, nationalists, etc, etc, etc. If I forgot to include whoever else should be on this list, you know if you belong on it.

Full Name
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is a Trumpist? Somebody who voted for him in the last election? I hope you realize the irony that its people like you who love to be outraged who actually got him elected in the first place because it was a pushback to how far ya'll have swung the pendulum in direction of bullying via phoney social justice. Nobody has more hate in their hearts than SJWs. Congrats! I also love the irony in you excluding people with your message, posted in support of a message of inclusion. I guess diversity of thought doesn't count.

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Monty Is Fiennes
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oscar Wilde knew....why would you want to be ACCEPTED?

Raph cuddy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i love how in vic they are getting really harsh on christians and churches but this gem is still standing with good grace

Imaginer 31415 (Imaginer31415)
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom always says that she would rather have God tell her that she was bad at theology than tell her that she was bad at loving others.

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With the world seemingly getting ever more divided, it is more important than ever to celebrate the things that unite us. Humor is one of those things and Siôn, one of the ministers at Melbourne Welsh Church, knows this only too well. "I am the one responsible for most of the religious jokes on the signs," he told Bored Panda.

"They are not designed to attract people (bonus if they do) they are to make people think and also, hopefully, see a different side to Christianity. Not all Christians hate anyone different to them, some of us prefer to live with love."

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    Michelle Muirhead
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, everyone. Does not hurt to be kind regardless of faith, culture etc.

    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t have to cost anything to be kind.

    Maggie Collins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindness is not a weakness. Although, some people would like you to think it is.

    Laana
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly,for many people the hardest thing.

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    Jon Stuart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, by implying that at close range it is more accurate makes it less than 100% accurate otherwise. That's maths and science, I know you lot hate this. Sorry.

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    Jode Raleigh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i throw a bible at my daughter?

    fainasKeturatis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "click to know 10 non-violent ways of hurting people"

    Sammiche
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing me, I'd still miss.🤔

    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the Book of Revelation will do.

    Sion went on to explain that the signs with christian jokes have garnered plenty of attention for the church, and he even gets request sometimes! "We do get loads of emails and tweets about the signs. Most positive, though not all," he said.

    "There are a group of workers over the road who email if we haven’t changed the sign in a while. It’s quite popular."


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    Rarrduu GC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just recovering from a bad situation, this photo really gives me inspiration, just Wow!

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I upvote this 1000 times? The world needs THIS message more than any other.

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting with the man in the mirror.....sing......

    Godspeed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I resonate with this today.

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    J. Zingler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign hangs at our local jobcentre...

    Gillian Black
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mother always used to say it does not hurt to be kind or civil to others

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most of the time it requires less effort. ( think about someone having a temper tantrum...way too much effort )

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    Mia Cardenas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does not take anything away from a human being to be kind

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    "I find the signs myself, some are made up, some I see online, now people are sending me them too."

    Sion even went on to tell us that he got inspiration from a Bored Panda post about Pastor Adam Eriksen. Pastor Adam has a similar penchant for funny and inspirational signs, and shares the same inclusive message about Christianity. Everyone is welcome!

    "God loves you relentlessly and eternally because God is love," is one of Pastor Adam's core principles. Sion and his fellow worshippers down at Melbourne Welsh Church wholeheartedly agree!

    Keep scrolling to check out the rest of Sion's brilliant signs, and peace be with you!

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no church gonna make that particular exclusion to the message, haha.

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    Laana
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo,yea! Praise the Lord!

    Michelle Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the pain! My rule if I found legos on the floor, in the trash they went. I mean those strangler ones not if they were building something. But I saved all LEGO people. I was not a monster!

    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toys or the waffles?

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst chasing a dragon trying to save the fairy kingdom from being burnt from the dragons breath.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compassion isn't in the US government's vocabulary at the moment.

    Maggie Collins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you put up a sign to remind them.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess in Australia, they wouldn't need to put up a Wall. Trump's immigration policy has hurt many people. I think he's truly evil.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But by using palm oil Nutella shows they don't care about the happiness (or extinction) of orangutans.

    Linda Dornhecker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am probably the only person I know that doesn’t like Nutella. LOL

    Ms Phit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I'm right there with you! I loathe the stuff...because I hate hazelnuts (probably a good thing- it's one treat that is always safe from my sweet tooth )

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any kind of chocolate. Lol

    Analyn Lahr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't dislike Nutella but I don't understand some people's obsession with it.

    Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or jar of sugar? Nutella doesn't have nothing close to chocolate in it. Just sugar and colorizers.

    Maria Rohlen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Palm sugar makes the world unhappy.

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More people need to heed this message.

    Raph cuddy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after reading the comments in several boredpandas i have looked at this really needs to be told to everyone

    Michelle Williams
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! I was shocked when a relative was shocked I was Catholic and urged me to be born again! Good grief , I don't think she got the message at all. I believe we all hear God in different ways. He speaks to us in different ways to reach us

    Maggie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't mean you are wrong, just means you're different.

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    CharliAnn Olney
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs more upvotes!!!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And vice versa. To not have other people condemn religious people for believing what they do.

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    meari
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shower thoughts...

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, in my case some books had extra 7 letters (Russian)

    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, actually a combination of 29!

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I read books in 4 different languages, each has a different number of characters, and one has a whole different writing system. ♥

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Good job (to the writer(s) and editor(s) too). Which book was it? I'm now also wondering how it might get classified and catalogized in a library

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    Ally Kaye
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I've never seen it way. All they do is literally repeat a remix of the alphabet.

    Pippa Runs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, totally high right now so like whoaaa.

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you be proud to be born something? You literally had nothing to do with it. Never understood why people take pride in their country or race or anything they themselves didn't personally do.

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    George Hudacko
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except those whos' s**t does not stink

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For instance, in the US, POC are considered minorities. The population of people who identify as White is 63.7 percent. But world wide, it is about 16 percent.

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    Godspeed
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Demon of the deep, You shall not passsssss!!!"

    Colin Leetham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little people that Gandalf like can give consent.

    Raph cuddy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he would be much nicer than the current one..

    Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gandalf doesn't like little kids at least not in the way popes do. He's not worthy.........

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    Mieke Sorée
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is not my first language. Can anyone please try explain this to me?

    Reirei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hyphen is that little horizontal dash - The irony is that the word 'hyphenated' meaning to have a little dash, has no dash, and the word 'non-hyphenated' meaning without the little dash, has a dash. Hope that makes sense and isn't more confusing than the original post. :)

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    Da Coconut Nut
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also an upside-down comma, if anyone noticed...

    Paul Dixon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they use an apostrophe for a comma?

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I am so slow this week. took me a moment to get it and it’s been a regular occurance for me this week. Lol.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay strong, weekend's just around the corner..😊😊

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    Amanda Sherland
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That comma is upside down and I just can't abide that...

    Alysha Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were flipped where would the comma be then? hmmmm.

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    Daniel Morgan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one annoyed that the full stop is the wrong way up??

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I wasn’t coz I didn’t notice it, but after reading your comment I had to check and now I am annoyed lol.

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    Gillian Black
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares t sure gets your attention

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true Christian would not think or act that way. They are hypocrites, who make all of us look bad. For instance, my Church is inclusive towards gay people. But a lot of churches are not.

    Analyn Lahr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those people make Jesus cry.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I thought I didn't like religion. As I grew up I realized, it's not the religion I have a problem with, it's the religious leaders.. all religions

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throwing shade on the Vatican?

    Something
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comma, is unnecessary.

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    Harleen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the police told me to stop doing this......

    George Hudacko
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have to laugh and pee their pants.

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    Phil Boswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why they call themselves "Welsh Church" ;-)

    Batwench
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical Welsh Comment 😹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    Crystal Lyons
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why oh why did he create La Crosse?

    fainasKeturatis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this appealing to normal football, an overseas' or both? anyway very funny.

    Colin Leetham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rugby: American Football played without 10+ pounds of armor.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not religious at all but it always pisses me off when people who declare that they are religious get angry with children acting like the children they are in church. Sanctimonious egotists.

    L McN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but there is a big difference between acting like a kid and acting like a spoiled brat. Even kids can be respectful if raised to be. The same is true for anything in public though, not just church.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was a child, I enjoyed going to Church. It was a safe place. (There was abuse in our family.) I especially enjoyed Vacation Bible School. I still remember the Kool-aid and cookies.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The turkeys can be very vicious

    Liz Mosby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely.. We had some growing up, and they will run up on your a$$ and try to intimidate you.. and they are very intimidating. I had to kick one back from me one time.. he flew at me, then I made him fly the other way.. he wasn't hurt.. but I was like 10, so no telling what that crazy turkey would've done if I let him fulfill his psychopathic dreams of kicking my 10yr old a$$.. I was happy to get rid of them..

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    Gillian Black
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmbo gee and I am probably the turkey

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken picks as soon as it has hatched but the eagle remains long in the nest.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago

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    Nope. I have never been to Australia and I got this immediately. If you read the papers, you know.

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    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the story behind this?

    Peachymiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cardinal will be in reference to George Pell who covered up child sexual abuse by the church in Australia. Instead of facing court he fled to Rome. Google him, you won't have to look hard to find all the news stories.

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    Bron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've imprisoned children, parents, men and women on Manus and Nauru for many years now, because they dared to seek asylum. (Mind you, if you come by plane and overstay your visa, that's ok. Just don't come by boat escaping persecution!) Our opposition in parliament was able to create a law that meant those who are ill enough can actually be brought into the country for medical care (yes, that law actually had to be created because the government is such a pack of nasty nasty people). This particular incident I cannot recall but it would have been sending an ill child back to either Nauru or its country :( but hey, let's allow George Pell to spend longer at the Vatican despite being required to face child molestation charges (cos he's got many friends in the government)

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put a bird on a plane? They can already fly.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sickening, on both the side of Australia's official stance on refugees (a disgrace) and the deep connection between powerful politicians and powerful church leaders, even when they really like little boys in the most disgusting fashion. Yuck.

    Anita Fox
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may help. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3464748/Melbourne-Welsh-church-sign-refugees-Cardinal-George-Pell.html

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