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Everyone has their own, often very specific, dating preferences. Hobbies, worldview, appearance, income are all common areas of contention, but a few people discover that they might sometimes have strong opinions about even rather mundane things someone does or doesn’t do.

A woman made a post stating “I need to hear the weirdest thing that’s ever made you ick on someone,” so people shared their examples in the comments. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the most interesting takes and, if you feel inspired, add your own preferences to our comments section, down below.

#1

i have a few with this one guy idk why i stayed but the biggest was we were on facetime and his mom comes over and goes “how are your toenails do you need me to trim them yet?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MOMMY TRIMS YOUR TOENAILS WHAT.

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Partypants
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16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg what else is she trimming?

R Dennis
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5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? Why did you have to say that? Now I can't unsee what my twisted brain created...

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Upstaged75
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14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ug, no way! That's a deal breaker.

Jcusack
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2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the Mom was asking the girlfriend over FT if she needed her toenails clipped. Also still a dealbreaker!! haha

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Joshua David
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1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could she have been trying to embarrass him. My mom would've been relentless.

azubi
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3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was so funny, mommy!

Ravenkbh
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3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mommy's real good at trimming the hedge

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    #2

    Woman brushing teeth in bathroom mirror, illustrating moments women share about attraction ending due to a weird ick. He spent the night at my house and while I was doing my nighttime face wash/tooth brushing routine , he told me to get in the bed and stop pretending like I brushed my teeth every night…. Because nobody did. I thought everybody did…

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we do. Well, everyone we want to stand within 6 feet of does, anyway....

    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mindset is everything. I was raised in a way that made me think personal hygiene was an annoying chore, so of course skipping it felt good. Since I've come to think of it as self-care, it's something I WANT to do.

    Tico
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i went on a vacation with two friends for two weeks.... i can tell on one hand when they brushed there teeth in the evening in those two weeks....

    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen too, except we were sleeping in the same bed (platonically). I had to sleep on my side away from him because his breath was so foul.

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    Ravenkbh
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get in the bed! I'm not paying you to brush your teeth!"

    Julie S
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with someone who only brushed her teeth once a day she didn't have any cavities, she reckon people brushed too much! It didn't change my brushing habits

    sbj
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump him!

    #3

    After I told him my fav books he said he doesn’t enjoy reading anything fictional because why would he waste his time in an imaginary setting…… he was also a huge marvel fan

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    Mike F
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, everyone knows that 💩 is real. Right? 🙄

    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently not OP. /s

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    Joshua David
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is already minimizing your interests. Glad you saw it.

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    #4

    AFTER my first husband and I got married - like 5 months after - he proceeds to look at me at Christmas and tell me I used too many big words and I needed to stop trying to outsmart him in front of people. We were separated very shortly after because wtf.

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    Charlotte
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda thinking that I wouldn't want to be married to this person

    Nicole Weymann
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one? I'd be put off by him rather than OP, but maybe that "big words problem" is more common than I'd have thought?

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last minute Christmas gift idea: Dictionary.

    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or thesaurus; either or.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told something very similar to this by a guy once and it did give me the ick.

    Joshua David
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He felt personally assaulted by your intelligence. Wow.

    #5

    I swore I would take this to my grave because im still embarrassed... I was talking to this guy name Zach for 6 months before we did anything. I had just met his son and our date went so good so why not 🤷‍♀️after doing the deed, he gave me a high five and said " really good job, ill be sending you a text with a survey attached so I can know how I did. Always love to hear feedback." I barley got in my car before receiving the text... the first question was " How did Big papa satisfy you today, please rate 1-10? " I have never blocked and deleted someone so quick in my life. 😳

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully someone out there will find it funny and play along.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Big papa' would have the same effect on anyone, I hope....

    Julie S
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was Big papa his nickname or his name for his 🍆

    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cringey even if it was meant in jest

    Ravenkbh
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you say his genitals are extraordinary or extra extraordinary!

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    #6

    Upon meeting him for the first time, he asked if we could stop by his house real quick to pick something up. He invited me inside, asked me to cook something for his 5 kids cause he doesn’t know how to cook and they were hungry. I took an uber home lol

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    Glen Ellyn
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese-its on a bicycle! Apparently he's looking for a mother for his kids.

    Earonn -
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, that's a case for CPS. What's so hard about learning how to cook? You go online, look at recipes, do what they tell you to do. A person who can't do that can't raise kids either.

    R Dennis
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez! That's insane... Parents need to teach their kids how to take care of themselves. I had a hard childhood, but I was taught how to properly cook, clean, and sew. My mother was bound and determined that we would learn how to survive on our own and not be dependent on our spouse or partner for basic skills.

    #7

    He was jealous of a tampon. Was worried it would… “stretch things out” and he’d be too small. News flash- he was too small. And he talked like a baby when he would say my name lololololol

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    Chich the witch
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby talk = instant exit stage left

    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you have no idea how a woman's privates work......🙄

    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb and a true cretin. Gross

    #8

    Took a nap…. In his bed…… With his….. Mud covered boots on….. UNDER THE COVERS!!!

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    #9

    We went for a walk at a nature place after we had dinner. We came upon a bunch of squirrels just minding their business. Me (A known animal love that feeds birds out of my hand was quiet observing them.) suddenly, he clapped really loud and the squirrels ran off. I said what did you do that for? And we got in a fight about how we are in their habitat and he said no it’s our habitat. The clap really gave me the ick. He never heard from me again.

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    Lost Panda
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... the clap can give a lot of people the ick

    MalayDragon
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially 👏 when 👏 used 👏 between 👏 every 👏 word 👏 in 👏 a 👏 sentence 👏 as 👏 if 👏 it 👏 makes 👏 whats 👏 being 👏 said 👏 seem 👏 more 👏 Important.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people are loud to animals. Except my dog. She likes it when I sing to her.

    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insensitive, uncaring and DO NOT TOUCH me under any circumstances if you behave like that.

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    #10

    we were about to kiss after an awesome date and when I was .5 inches away I could see buildup on his teeth like he never brushes them. body rolled away and asked as. gently as I could about it. he said he doesn't believe in toothbrushes

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    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮🤮 No dude, I assure you that toothbrushes are NOT a myth!

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a woman who would never brush her teeth. Like they were seriously fuzzy. She had hookups all the time. Not sure how the men could stand it.

    Chich the witch
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I have *seen* them with my own eyes!

    R Dennis
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe in toothbrushes, but wasn't raised to brush my teeth. Fortunately, I figured it out. I can still miss occasionally, but I still have all but my wisdom teeth and have only had one cavity.

    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend who had a similiar interaction with someone she kissed a few times. Most interactions, she explained, happened in low light. When she saw what was going on in his mouth and described to us by saying two rotten teeth and a microphone (to the beat of the Beck song Where it's at-two turntables and a microphone)

    Earonn -
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, so he clearly also doesn't believe in being kissed, let alone having a relationship....

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    #11

    I gave ONE compliment about how pretty his eyes were in the sunlight. He proceeded to send me several pics a day of close ups of his eyes in different angles in the sun like a Twilight character. Block.

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    Plentyofoomph
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men relieve so few compliments. He was probably overwhelmed.

    Alison M.
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually find this entertaining. 🤓

    Min
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's oddly charming, isn't it?

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    Henrik Knudsen
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    13 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda cool. Us dudes don't get a lot of those kind of compliments, I admit he could've handled it smoother but still kinda cool though.

    #12

    i woke up at 5 am to a noise in my room and it was him going through boxes and stuff i had under my bed

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    sbj
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's so dumb that he didn't wait for you to leave the room

    KMac
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is most definitely not an ick!

    #13

    Man holding a glass of milk, illustrating a weird ick moment related to attraction ending for women. He had to eat a grilled cheese with a glass of milk IN BED before falling asleep because it's what his mommy did for him growing up.

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    Partypants
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least his mom wasn't trimming his toenails

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    As long as he makes his own grilled cheese I'm fine with this. In fact, make me one too while you're at it. We'll eat our grilled cheese and go to bed.

    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy's boys are the worst. Never marry one unless you're interested in a 3-way relationship with your MIL.

    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crumbs!! Heathen!! 😱😂

    Trillian
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one not brushing their teeth

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    #14

    He told me to stop using big words to confuse him. Diligent. I had used the word diligent.

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    Trillian
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the word is too big your mind is too small

    Paul C
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can still spell antidisestablishmentarianism, though I've never used it in a sentence (and it's been about 50 years since I last wrote it). Though I did once tell someone that their rash looked like ancylostomiasis. Joys of growing up in the 70s and having lists of words you had to learn how to spell (and what they mean - don't look up ancylostomiasis after eating).

    Earonn -
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, OP, how dare you being a normal intelligent person? That hurts his ego!

    #15

    I made hard-boiled eggs and he couldnt figure out how to get the shell off so he put the whole thing in his mouth with the shell and ate it. Hearing the crunch was one of the most painful things I've experienced.

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    Ace
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg shell is one of the worst things you can find in a sandwich. You can't spit it out 'cos you've got a mouthful of half-chewed sandwich in there; you don't want to chew any more cos you'll break it into even smaller pieces; you don't want to just swallow cos you might choke...

    R Dennis
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to have a napkin full of egg...

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    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone I had to stop beings friends with after watching him eat peel and eat shrimp with the shells on. The look on his face immediately recognized the error but he decided to tell me that the shells made it better because of the crunch.

    Unicorn
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    Mainly calcium carbonate. Reacts with stomach acid to produce carbon dioxide.

    #16

    Guy took me to Olive Garden and ordered a Dr. Pepper without ice because and he whispered it to me "you get more in your glass". Then got mad when I said you know refills are free?

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    Lost Panda
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get ice either, but it's because I prefer my drinks at room temp (except for beer)

    Fellfromthemoon
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do I, and how many ice do you have regularly in your beer? / jk

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    Julie S
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this.

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    #17

    We went to ramen, he told me about his semester in Tokyo and proceeded to fake burp between sips bc “it is a compliment to the chef”. The chef literally said “nah man”

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    Ravenkbh
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hearty fart that really compliments a chief's cooking

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    #18

    Went on a first date at a sushi restaurant. He dipped his finger in the wasabi and put it straight in his mouth, he gaged and was dumbfounded to find out it wasn’t guacamole 😑

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    Trillian
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an unacceptable thing to do to guacamole as well

    Apatheist
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would cause a dip in the relationship...

    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because everyone knows that guacamole goes perfectly with sushi. 🙄

    Rachel Reynolds
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband ate an entire blob of wasabi, insisting it was guacamole. Then he got mad at me, even though (a) I told him repeatedly what it was and (b) I am deathly allergic to avocados and had expressed that to the server so there shouldn't have been guac anyway.

    Rachel Reynolds
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same man who loved "foreign foods" (his words) and then would order essentially chicken nuggets at every restaurant. I.e. sweet and sour chicken without the sauce and BBQ on the side.

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    Papa
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminded me of a few years ago when I was at my local convenience store getting my breakfast burrito (they're very good there; everything is made fresh, including the tortillas) when the guy in line in front of me pointed at the container of cilantro and said "Put a bunch of that parsley on mine." The lady working behind the counter didn't understand very much English, so she loaded him up without correcting him. I often wonder what he thought of his burrito with the the half cup of cilantro when he was expecting parsley.

    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think lots of people have made this mistake though, to be fair. "No idea why it's here, but I like avo! ... I'm dying 😭"

    Fellfromthemoon
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some twenty-three years ago I also made this mistake (but I used an utensil, not my finger.) I thought my brain would leave my skull through my nose. Since that moment I'm a sincere fan of washabi.

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    Ace
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gaged". Not seen that particular misspelling before. Sometimes of gauged, never of gagged.

    #19

    Woman showing ick feeling while sitting at a table with man who is distracted by his phone in a cafe setting. We went to Olive Garden where he proceeded to play Falling in Reverse on full blast on his phone while we sat and waited. I was mortified.

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    sbj
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to Olive Garden is embarrassing enough without this happening

    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking you to Olive Garden was the 1st red flag.😂

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    #20

    So on our first date I discovered he would snap his fingers at the end of every sentence where a period would technically go. Never talked to him again. That’s on period 🫰🏻

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    #21

    Asked me how I was going to hide my tattoos in a wedding dress, called his mom like four times at dinner to tell her how much he liked me (it was our first date 🫠)

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    Fellfromthemoon
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call (or fake-call) your father and tell him you don't think there will be a second date.

    Ravenkbh
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gotta go mom! She's running away! I'll call you back when I catch her!"

    Austzn
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not" then stare quietly while he figures out which part....or both, hehe.

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    #22

    He told me that his daughter’s favorite holiday was Christmas. When I asked was he getting her a tree, he said “no, she can see the tree at her grandmas house when she visits her mom”. He didn’t have Christmas NOTHING in his house for his daughter. And he has custody. Yeeucccckk. Put some magic together for her!

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    Charlotte
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Christmas was her favorite holiday because she gets to visit her mom and grandma

    MalayDragon
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what i was thinking, it's her favourite holiday because she gets to spend it away from him. Which is sad.

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    #23

    He told me he didn’t have $ and so I offered to buy our jimmy johns and then on our walk out of his apt he asked his roommate “hey want anything?” And I told him I’m not buying his and he said that’s ok I will….. like wdym???

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    Eastendbird
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy John's sounds like a euphemism for pyjamas to me.

    sbj
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a parasite!

    Chris Angleberger
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy Johns is a sandwich/sub place

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    #24

    Young woman holding a mug and magazine with a confused expression, capturing the moment attraction ended due to a weird ick. He thought every woman in the world got her period at the same time

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's obviously a moon thing, isn't it? 😂😂😂

    Austzn
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till they find out it affects them too, just not as obvious.

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    MalayDragon
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was a thing, all the men on the planet would be in big trouble, but have absolutely no clue why.

    Earonn -
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they want to play with the thing, they read the manual first.

    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be....interesting. 😂

    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are there any galleries where men talk about women doing things that turn them off after reading things like this? Every woman I know has a story like on of these by men which leads me to wonder where are the date-able people hiding?

    Cosmos in your eyes
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WISH, this would be kind of awesome, ngl. Let's synch up, ladies!

    #25

    He made a huge deal about trying sushi. When he took a bite he made nasty faces and was just so dramatic, he ran outside and through the window kept looking up to make sure I could see him “throwing up” and feel bad. He was 40 btw. 😭

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope nope *nope*.

    Austzn
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those places almost always have not only cooked sushi but also other types of dishes too.

    Ace
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable.

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    #26

    He talked about how his sister is the most beautiful woman in the world and how he wanted a girl who would be willing to fight other girls for him in public like his sister

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    Diogenes
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a sign on the internet, saying: "My sister is pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad!" Could be him...

    Min
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had boyfriend once who compared everything I did to how his sister did things and it was baffling. Even to the point of telling me I was taking my contact lenses out wrong because his sister didn't put as much solution in the lens case as I did.

    S Bow
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like his only knowledge of women was from watching his sister.

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    Austzn
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual folk music?

    #27

    He sang Creep as it was playing during Guardians of the Galaxy in a full theater while staring at me the whole time. I was mortified

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    Points for self awareness

    Joshua David
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IS some shít I would do with my partner....of 15 years.

    #28

    Okay this is a reasonable ick but I went to his place for the first time and he had poopy underwear on the floor in his bedroom. Not judging an accident at all but why was it not in the trash…. Why was it on the floor in his bedroom… I left so damn quick

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    Joshua David
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    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When meeting someone, the last thing my brain is capable of is thinking about thier shiit. So to see this, I would picture that and it's too soon to bounce back from. Eventually you'll go into a bathroom after someone who you're dating poops but still. C**p on underwear on a floor is too much too soon.

    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the underwear being on the floor and thought am so glad he didn't drag his a*s along the carpet like a dog to follow.

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    #29

    Caressed my hand and told me how pretty my nails were.....while having the dirtiest fingernails ever. No way was I letting him throw my PH balance off 😂

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    #30

    Man wearing red cap and neon green backpack sitting on a wooden bench near a lake, reflecting on attraction moments and ick feelings. He carried a drawstring backpack on dates with just a chapstick in it.

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    Elisen
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "baise-en-ville" literally means "f**k in town". This French word initally refers to small travel bags carried for one-night stand, then it was used more broadly for small bags. It appears between the ww1 and 2 and is close to extinction. This comment is my eulogy.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of chapstick to carry around! But perhaps he wanted to keep his lips really soft for those 'Australian Kisses' (like French Kisses, but downunder....)

    #31

    he took me to panda express and offered to teach me how to use chopsticks, when he found out i already knew how to use them he was moody and distant the rest of the date

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    Beady El
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t have a plan B I guess…

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    #32

    I told him I liked his laugh, so he would over exaggerate his laugh everytime I said something remotely funny. I never told a joke again

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    #33

    I was a plus one date at a wedding and when the groom was walking down the aisle my date stuck his hand out for a high five (??) and the groom ignored it and I was just so embarrassed the whole night

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    Nicole Weymann
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In answer to @MalayDragon (who was downvoted enough to cancel the reply button and never got an answer): The few weddings I went to had the couple walk in together, often following directly after the pastor. Traditions differ. 🤷

    My O My
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    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I walked together. Not out of any tradition but because we wanted it that way

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    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like this happened to me at work in front of others. I decided that I am not going to feel embarrassed because of the other person's ignorance. So I made a grand gesture to shrug my shoulders and high five myself. I laughed to myself about it after and sure that nobody else cared n e way

    Ace
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @MalayDragon: After the ceremony, as they're walking out of the church I imagine.

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    Sorry i'm confused, why was the groom walking down the aisle? Never seen that EVER. Every wedding i have attended, the groom is standing at the front flanked by his groomsmen, best man and the celebrant. The bride is the one walking down the aisle. Unless the OP was talking about a marriage between two men?

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    #34

    showed me a video of him & his guy friend kissing while drunk & asked if i was jealous 😭

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    Elio
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he should date his guy friend instead.

    Ace
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he already was dating his guy friend.

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    Joshua David
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    53 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he didn't quickly put this behind him and continues to revisit it could be one of two things. 1. He is very secure in his sexuallity and has a really great (or not so great) sense of humor. Or 2. He likes his best friend. Gay man here BTW.

    Partypants
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have asked him a question also.

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    #35

    He took me for a nature walk (not the ick part) but he brought his ukulele and played his rendition of “Hey There Delilah” over and over again. We got lost, so it was like two hours of this. Non stop.

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't mind it initially, but it was overplayed on radio to death to the point where I'm now like "HEY THERE DELILAH, MIND IF I FORCEFULLY PLANT THIS SHARP THING THROUGH YOUR EYEBALLS?" ... sorry. That song does make me rage unnecessarily nowadays.

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    Beady El
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But - did he freak out when you looked at him?

    #36

    Told him my fav song was “Where Is My Mind” by Pixies. He said it was weird and sad, and insisted that he’d show me “good” music. Then he played Uptown Funk.

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    Austzn
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    5 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that Pixies song and like it too.

    Laura Gillette
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    41 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't hear that song without picturing that scene from Fight Club

    #37

    He brought “dinner” over for us and it was ONE SINGLE alfredo tv dinner … then he tried to eat it in my bed.

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    #38

    He thought the orange chicken from Panda Express was too spicy and I quote "makes my tummy feel sad" and grabbed his stomach while making whining noises.

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    #39

    Man with beard sitting in car looking thoughtful, illustrating moments when attraction ended due to unexpected ick feelings. he tried to have a locked eyes moment with me while backing up his truck and hit the car behind him

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this silly and kinda cute.

    Earonn -
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been a person instead of a car.

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    GalPalAl
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he turned out not to be an ick, I hope he was okay and would find that cute in an endearing way. Hope there was little to no damage

    #40

    Called himself a CEO in his bio. He was a barber

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    Ashtophet’sRevenge
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he run the barbershop because yes, he could be the CEO?

    L H
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you date him because he was a CEO?

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    #41

    Sang “hey there Delilah” to me while my back was turned, I went to turn around to be like “awwww” and he said “DONT LOOK AT ME!!” like okay babe…won’t ever look at u again

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    #42

    We were playing mini golf and he was keeping score. At the end when I asked him who won, he ate the paper.

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    Spidercat
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually quite funny and he was obviously letting her know she won...

    MalayDragon
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hiding the evidence.

    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one depends on context. If he was serious because he really didn't want her to see it, that's weird. But if he did it as a joke I could see it being funny.

    Alex Meurissen
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would marry this person hahahahaha

    #43

    Called his mom while we were arguing to tell on me.

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    Ravenkbh
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than calling during s3x

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    #44

    Went on a third date with a guy. He kissed me goodnight, turned around, gave me fingers guns and said "that will give you something to think about."

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or something to post on Reddit about, perhaps.....

    Grape Walls of Ire
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, hopefully someone will find it funny.

    #45

    He want to the bathroom and I heard the toilet flush. He came out of the bathroom without washing his hands. When I called him out for not washing his hands, he was annoyed I brought it up and said “okay mom” in a mocking tone then went to wash his hands. He was 25.

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    Earonn -
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww- both the hands and his behaviour.

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    #46

    He had a hyperfixation with Texas. He talked about Texas the entire time. Elevations, populations, you name it. He’d never been to Texas before.

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    Beady El
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his name Sheldon?

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    #47

    giant clumps of his earwax would fall out bc he didn’t clean his ears… i left him

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    Daisydaisy
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, that's horrifying!

    Lost Panda
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that your supposed to let it come out naturally. I use the cotton swabs myself, but supposedly you aren't supposed to.

    #48

    Hands with painted nails opening a white envelope against a blurred background showing warm bokeh lights. Gave me a letter when picking me up for the first date and told me I couldn’t read it until he left. Whole date was small icks like not making a reservation, asking me to drive. Opened the letter when he left and it started with “if you’re reading this our first date went well”

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    #49

    I went out with a guy that was objectively out of my league. Well off, very attractive... and he had the personality of a wet piece of bread. We went to the Olive Garden and he couldn't find anything he liked to eat because he "was a meat and potatoes man" and then proceeded to talk about himself for 2 hours but only with prompting because he couldn't carry a basic conversation on his own. I was so disappointed 😭

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    Hidalgo
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not out of your league. You were out of his league

    Cosmos in your eyes
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    My neighbor is so hot I had a hard time looking at him. Distractingly attractive. But I realized he has ZERO PERSONALITY, because he never needed one.

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    #50

    guy asked me out on a date to the movies. we were getting movie tickets and when the worker said $32 he looked at me…to pay and said she’s got it. i said no i don’t ☺️and walked away

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    #51

    On our second date he got heartburn so badly he cried and asked me to hold him

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    Zero Costa
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'know what I get really bad heartburn I get it man

    Antoinette the Red
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    58 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get heartburn, the LAST thing I want is to be held. Toss me a Tum, please.

    #52

    He said that he spend a month in London and “picked up their accent” then the accent suddenly started to “slip out” towards the end of our date…

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    Did I say that out loud?
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    53 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, considering there's over 300 languages spoken in London, quite apart from the various dialects, that's pretty impressive to pick up the accent so quickly.

    Joshua David
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    36 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That to me is insulting. Knew a guy whose grandparents were English. He proceeded to speak in an English accent even though he had limited involvement with them. I called BS on him and told him that because my grandparents are from Poland and who had very thick accent doesn't mean that I have it too so I gave an example of it. Think Baron Trump "I go to school now? My suitcase!

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    #53

    The way he “jogged” across a cross walk. He didn’t speed up at all. His steps just bounced higher like he was Mario skipping on rainbow road

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called a 'Sturry' 😁 (from The Book of Liff)

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    #54

    ooooo it’s my time to shine.. so this guy i was dating came over to hangout and him and my dog were bonding, which i loved because my dog was reactive & didn’t really like majority of people. so my dog & him were snuggling on the couch and in that moment i thought “how sweet” even took some pictures of them etc. well he ended up spending the night and the next morning he woke up covered in my dogs hair & it instantly grossed me out, like ew why are you covered in dog hair.. i ended things that same morning because i was so grossed out that he was covered in MY dogs fur but i told him i just didn’t see this going anywhere😂😂😂😂 he was confused on why i was ending things so abruptly. then 5 hours later i regretted my decision, came to my senses and told him i want to keep talking and im sorry for trying to end things i just “felt scared to get hurt”. 9 years later he’s now my husband & i told him recently why i got the ick that day and we laugh about how ridiculous i am🤭

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    Rafael
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for self awareness and happy ending. Also, the dog always knows.

    Papa
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. My daughter's dog, who hated pretty much everyone, loved the guy who is now her ex-husband right away. My daughter even let him keep her in the divorce because she clearly liked him better.

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    Ashtophet’sRevenge
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you break it off while ALSO covered in your dog’s hair?

    Ace
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not in the least bit surprised that he was confused. I am surprised, though, that he gave you a second chance.

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    #55

    I told him I like haircuts with bangs (on myself) and he GOT BANGS.

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    MistBorn
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay , that not bad , at least he wasn’t listening and showed determination

    #56

    He pretended he could speak Italian and then proceeded to speak gibberish from time to time thinking I fell for it

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    #57

    He kept talking about himself in the third person.

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emilu has no idea what the problem is with this. She thinks you're being rude. /s

    Ravenkbh
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeffrey wants to saw your head off and stick it on a pike but I keep saying "NO! Not today."

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    #58

    He did the “oh you got something on your shirt” trick and flipped my nose. Instant cringe

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    Beady El
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he nine?

    Ravenkbh
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that's brilliant!!! I'm going to try that on my next date!

    Danielle Hardesty
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I have been playing that game for like twenty years...

    #59

    He told me he was going to sue me for the DUI he got on the way home from our first date

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Snort* That's a keeper!

    #60

    I’m a lesbian so take it w a grain of salt but when I was in hs I dated this dude who brought his guitar to my house and *badly* serenaded me w Blake Shelton songs while I awkwardly sat and listened for no less than 45 minutes.

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    MalayDragon
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if it was at this moment the OP realized she was in fact gay.

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just on a dating site. They allow you to record your voice. So one man recorded himself singing, badly. Why would you do that? Do you just not realize you can't sing?

    Joshua David
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    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated having guitar playing friends. I mean it's cool and all but when they take it out ALL THE TIME and sing the same songs over and over it gets old.

    GalPalAl
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    59 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel uncomfortable when men try to serenade me. It always feels like a hail mary pass because they don't know how to act around women and is often not well done.

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    #61

    He didn’t believe in the letter C and would use S or K to replace it in words

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    Joshua David
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    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a Kardashian? Never mind, used the s.

    GalPalAl
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    58 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South Park. I have a speech impediment which prevents me from pronouncing the letter t int he word plan eh arium (planetarium minus the t)

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    #62

    he asked me to remind him to brush his teeth...

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    Beady El
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than the guys who refused to brush…

    #63

    Couple standing close on escalator, illustrating the moment attraction ended due to a weird ick one partner experienced. He made me laugh one time by cartwheeling in front of an automatic door and that was the only time I laughed. Every single automatic door we walked in front of after that, he cartwheeled and it made me SO MAD lol

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    Ronja Oksanen
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's it with these "men" acting like 4yo kids who figured out new thing for the first time 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Ashtophet’sRevenge
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “She said she liked it, I’ll just keep on doing it over and over!”

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    R Dennis
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I tell my wife I like a certain food or I'm craving a certain food, she will bury me in it until I tell her I don't like it anymore. It's just a distorted attempt to make me happy.

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    #64

    he said “this is expensive” at a burger king

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    Spidercat
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    14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Füçking too right. Over £12 quid for a whopper meal in the UK.

    Beady El
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything‘s expensive right now, but his reaction certainly rules out going to any sit down restaurants.

    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when you can get something nice at an actual restaurant for the same amount... yeah, it is.

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    #65

    First date. Took me to Olive Garden and did a back flip in the parking lot randomly on the walk inside

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    MalayDragon
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really likes Olive Garden?

    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of Olive Garden stories in this list. That was their first mistake. 😁

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    #66

    They wore those shoes that separate the toes individually

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    Upstaged75
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those shoes should be illegal!

    Kkg
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I know people who wear them. Healthy for your feet (like all barefoot) and comfy (if your foot shape is right for them). I also wear barefoot a lot, but five-fingers are too small for me :(

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a doctor who showed up in those. I told him it was unprofessional. Some others disagreed with me. But I think they're unprofessional. No one wants to see your doctor come in wearing those!

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    #67

    This guy I was talking to snuck ice cream sandwiches in my bathroom to eat them so I wouldn’t know. He ate 3 in a row.

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    #68

    Man in a gray suit walking outside a modern building, symbolizing moments when attraction ended due to a weird ick. He didn’t swing his arms when he walked - reminded me of Lurch

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    Tyranamar Seuss
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can indicate neurological problems. Like the onset of Parkinson's.

    #69

    Man tying black dress shoe laces, representing the moment attraction ended due to a weird ick women experienced. He sat down on the floor to tie his shoe in the restaurant…

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    Papa
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the restaurant not have chairs?

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    #70

    sent me a selfie and asked “could you imagine waking up to this everyday?”

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    #71

    He insisted on doing the Thriller dance the first time he met my parents. He didn’t have the CD (this was back in the day) so he did the dance in complete silence.

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    #72

    He paid for my meal and boxed up my leftovers… and took them home FOR HIMSELF.

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    #73

    I kind of lose interest when they use "your" instead of "you're"

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    Joshua David
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    I just learned how to spell their right from a little trick that it's T and the word heir. OK. I get it now. I'm an avid reader too and always struggled with that word. Now I won't.

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    #74

    He didn’t know the months of the year in order. He was 22

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    #75

    My husband stood up on his tip toes the other day when he was upset. Still thinking about it

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll show you!

    Joshua David
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    32 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of the red panda. He was red pandaing you.

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    #76

    Blinked one eye at a time. Still one of the strangest things I’ve seen

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    #77

    they bent down to grab their dogs leash and the dog started running away and they chased the dog in the bent down position.

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    #78

    he played his SoundCloud rap for me…i had to pretend it was good

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    #79

    He says melk instead of milk.

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    PandaPadi
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im pretty sure there say melk in a few languages around the world. Might be that his first language is not english, or he has a very thick accent.

    Riaan van der Walt
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is Afrikaans because that is how we say it.

    Kelly Scott
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    33 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from a regional dialect in the US. I'm from the Midwest and I find myself saying 'melk' occasionally.

    Zero Costa
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother says lumch instead of lunch and it drives me nuts

    Ashtophet’sRevenge
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late father used to say “malk” it was a regional thing and my mom teased him for it all the time.

    #80

    We were driving with the windows down and his earlobes kept flapping in the wind..

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that is a really random deal-breaker. I can't say I've ever noticed whether someone's earlobes flap or not.

    SCP 4666
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long were his earlobes?

    Robert Millar
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name wasn't Wallace by any chance? With a dog called Gromit?

    #81

    He spelled cool as Kool everytime.

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    #82

    He spelled Minnesota as “Minasoda”

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    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that NOT how you pronounce that? I'm so confused now.

    Min
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not how it's spelled though.

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like something I'd do, lol. Or Ar-ken-saw (because Arkansas is obviously 'Ah-Kansas'). 😂

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    #83

    Black leather driving gloves resting on a vintage car seat with red and black striped upholstery, illustrating weird ick attraction. He wore driving gloves

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    Beady El
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While driving? Or just, all the time? To bed?

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    That used to be a common thing, like hats. Never wondered why it's called a 'Glove Box'?

    #84

    We were on the verge of breaking up but he farted and it smelled really bad and I just got up and said I can’t do this anymore

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    #85

    My ex girlfriend showed up in a Mike Meyer Jason Mask at the Olive Garden ages ago…Halloween is fun right?

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    Partypants
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olive garden, where many a romance fall apart apparently.

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    #86

    He said ‘damn there’ instead of ‘damn near.’ As in, ‘I am damn there fell asleep standing up.’ He also spelled the word doubt, ‘doupt.’

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    Erin S
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "b" is both silent and upside down.

    #87

    Long nails

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    Unicorn
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not biting them, obviously.

    #88

    Stacked beige and brown hats in a store, illustrating unique quirks that ended attraction moments for 108 women. It’s not the weirdest but when I saw he a had a ton of fedoras on the wall of his closet I got the biggest ICK. They were right under his bow ties.

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    #89

    I got the friend ick when she said I owed her $1.86 🤣

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    PandaPadi
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like owing people money however small the amount is. While I dont expect or ask my friends to give me back money I lent especially if it is a small amount, I would not mind they ask for money they lent back. You never know what they are going through, maybe they were $1.86 short to getting something they needed.

    meeeeeeeeeeee
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you borrowing 1.86 then, ya b*m?

    Fellfromthemoon
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small fries that OP ate costed $1.86, I guess.

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    Spidercat
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nether a lender nor a borrower be." :Old Yorkshire saying.

    Min
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that saying is from further South, maybe around Stratford on Avon or so? 😉

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    #90

    wore his socks floppy. like the toe part would be an inch or two from his actual toes 😭

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    Charlotte
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if he wanted you to wear your socks like that I'd see the problem. But really?

    Spidercat
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have less depth than an average puddle these days...

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    #91

    He was wearing slides that were too big so his toes overhung the front and he would grab the front with his toes while he walked

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    Charlotte
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I would have noticed, I don't tend to care what people's toes are doing!

    Unicorn
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought a slide is something worn in the hair.

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    #92

    this isn’t even weird i feel like this is really valid but he couldn’t get his tires lined up to enter a car wash and the worker had to come out and help him

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    Papa
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP has apparently never heard of capitalization or punctuation.

    #93

    said his fave band was maroon 5

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... fair.

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    #94

    Wore leather gloves to my grandmothers funeral. I literally could not focus on my grief lol

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    #95

    His sock was hanging off his foot so weird when we woke up I immediately left

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... kinda think he dodged the bullet there, not the poster. Yeesh.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing socks in bed should be ick enough....

    #96

    He screamed at the wrong time at a concert.

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    Beady El
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he found a moth in his nachos.

    #97

    Instead of sweet dreams he said “sweat dreams ♥️”

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make me laugh 😆

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    #98

    I broke up with a guy because his voice didn’t match his physique. Imagine Channing Tatum but with Jesse Eisenberg’s voice (Bird from Rio)

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    Daisydaisy
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, some of these are so shallow and mean! Imagine men saying they'd dumped women for these kinds of reasons!

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    #99

    DJ said make some noise and he made noise

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    Emilu
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    11 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a dou‍che-bag! /s

    #100

    He wore flip flops on our first date and they got wet and made farting noises the whole date.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're Queensland formal wear, mate!

    #101

    He lost his phone the day before so he had to use his iPad. The iPad had a satchel so he wore it acrosss his back to pump my gas. He leans on my car and farts. I had enough.

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    d b
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So okay to pump your gas, but not okay to pump his? 🤣

    Charlotte
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People fart. Either deal with it or avoid people.

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    #102

    I couldn’t get over the fact his name was Cliff. I hated saying it 😂😂

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't get over the Cliff....? 😂

    #103

    Person in shorts holding a camera, illustrating moments when women's attraction ends due to a weird ick they got. I dated him for three months and it was during winter time and then when the weather warmed up I finally saw him in a pair of shorts and realised he had knock knees and I broke up with him as we were sitting there at lunch. And I had to come up with something quick and remotely plausible because I couldn’t let him know I was that shallow

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    Partypants
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, but most people have something they find really unattractive and can't handle it.

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    #104

    Close-up of person’s feet wearing brown loafers standing on rusty corrugated metal surface, illustrating attraction ending ick moment. He wore moccasins on our first date. Mind you it was summer.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with moccasins? Pretty neat in summer imo....

    PandaPadi
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mocassins can be very elegant.

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    #105

    I’m a huge steak lover so we went to a steakhouse, I got a 6 oz (I usually do 12) so he got the same, he could barely finish it.. he looked like he was struggling he was so full.. something about a man who can’t finish a 6oz steak gave me the ick lol

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so petty and so self-unaware. He dodged a bullet here.

    Emilu
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And meanwhile, if he called her a fatty for devouring it, she'd be spewing...

    Ashtophet’sRevenge
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he eat all the table side dishes too, or bread? That would do it…

    Spidercat
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 6oz steak makes for a decent appetitser...

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    #106

    He got a text and promptly turned his iPhone sideways to respond using the big sideways keyboard

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    Beady El
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    Actually I may start doing that now. Great idea.

    BarfyCat
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    14 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guys have fat fingers, so what?

    #107

    He was moving a rug for me. Picked it up and accidentally farted. Instead of ignoring it he said “oopsie—I tooted”

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    #108

    White Kia Soul parked on a sandy path near greenery, illustrating a moment of attraction ending due to a weird ick. He bought a brand new Kia soul and was proud of it

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    Stacy Carroll
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Maybe his 1st new car, all he could afford, regardless he is better off without you!

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was awfully proud of my first new car 😎

    AnnaB
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my Kia Soul.

    Did I say that out loud?
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    32 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 57. I've never been able to afford a brand new car. Good for him and fúck you!