There's no simple answer as to why kids' books are sometimes so bizarre, cruel, and entirely incomprehensible to us, adults. Maybe they need to teach some lessons to the kids, that we do not understand anymore? Or perhaps they seem so crazy because grown-ups don't have the imagining capabilities of a child? No matter the explanation, these children books could easily steal some weird things show. And maybe the culprit of these books for kids being so peculiar, is that children's minds haven't been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children's book authors have a lot of leeways when it comes to the language they use? And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children's books are still very difficult to explain.

From some seemingly innocent toddler books demanding to touch a cow to an informative book called 'Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad' and a, now-classic children book, called 'All My Friends Are Dead,' the list could go on and on. So scroll down below to get your fair share of scary kids books; who knows, maybe you'll find your favorite baby books in there too!

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Poor Pussy Party Game

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually remember seeing this game in a book as a kid. Shame sick adult humour has spoiled this.

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    Morning Of Awkwardness

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    Bones

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think this is very good as it shows the relationship between a human's bones and those of a horse in a very understandable way.

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    The Kiss

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    Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

    Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

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    Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

    Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

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    Pretend I'm The Poop

    Pretend I'm The Poop

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    The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

    The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

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    Harpo's Horrible Secret

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    Japan

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell which broke the brick... The foot or the scary noxious, green gas. Bwahaha!

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    Turtles Sleep

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    Stalker George

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George is going to end up on an episode of "Forensic Files"...or a Lifetime Network made-for-tv movie.

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    They Should Have Written Kitty

    They Should Have Written Kitty

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Owl and the Pussycat, Edward Lear. Don't think we need to go rewriting classic literature just because some of us have dirty minds :-)

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    Had To Include This One!

    Had To Include This One!

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is, again, a book intended for adults. Not children. Samuel L Jackson does the audio book! :D

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    Why Mommy Poisoned You

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because mommy has mental issues love or a dysfunctional marriage and was aiming to poison your dad

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    Horse Would Be Shot

    Horse Would Be Shot

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no, Jeanne, a horse with a broken leg is suppressed because there's no way it can't heal, it's an act of mercy

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    Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town

    Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this book from when I was a child! I loved Richard Scarry books!

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    Piglet's Pizza... With Ham (it's From Polish Edition Of Disney's Pooh's Cooking Book)

    Piglet's Pizza... With Ham (it's From Polish Edition Of Disney's Pooh's Cooking Book)

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    How Many Times Did They Try?

    How Many Times Did They Try?

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shot that there horse, and he kept goin'. I jumped off a building and he kept on trotten. Then he bucked me off and killed me

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    Roll Over, Beethoven

    Roll Over, Beethoven

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    Alphabet Book For Norwegian Children. Author: Henriette Eriksen

    Alphabet Book For Norwegian Children. Author: Henriette Eriksen

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    About A Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Pooped On His Head

    About A Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Pooped On His Head

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    #47

    If You Wonder What Sort Of Books Read Kids In Russia, This Is An Example.

    If You Wonder What Sort Of Books Read Kids In Russia, This Is An Example.

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say it's a typical Russian book for kids. It's the only one I've see in such military style. Except the books about war maybe.

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    My First Little Boob Job

    My First Little Boob Job

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    Pika Pika?

    Pika Pika?

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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you consider "pika" is homophone for "d**k" in Brazilian Portuguese, this is exceptionally funny hahahaha

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    Pride And Premenstrual Syndrome

    Pride And Premenstrual Syndrome

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    Of Mice And Men(struation)

    Of Mice And Men(struation)

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually seems helpful for girls who just got there's

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    I'll Take Your Word For It.

    I'll Take Your Word For It.

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    Astronomy Or Anatomy?

    Astronomy Or Anatomy?

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