People Are Sharing The Weirdest And Wildest Reasons Why They Got Their Nicknames, And Here Are 30 Hilarious Tweets

AH I HAVE THIS SAVED BUT IDK HOW TO PUT A PICTURE

hey now, Toot is one the most noblest names ever said

No you can't, Socks.

Damn how fast were you running

Was his real name George Cercus Clooney? :D

Plot twist: Neither guy was originally called Paul.

I was called rhubarb for several years by a friend because I once wore a green jumper.

We had a teacher, how this was found I do not know, but this passed on from school year to school year, he once shoplifted some cheese from the supermarket. He was known for generations as cheese thief.

Haha, this one is great.

Fair enough. Om nom nom!

Mountainy.

best to just embrace the nickname when it sticks I guess

maybe he legally changed his name to Moses so people would start calling him Mike

my son's nickname is ninja he was named this before birth, because we waited until he was born to find out his gender. My wife said we have to call the baby something and he gave a large kick and just like that he was ninja.

Narrator: "It was then that Katie regretted never changing her hairstyle."

I started a new job and a few days in I was given a T-shirt with STAFF written on the back. Someone meant to call me but, because they didn't know my name yet, she called me Staff. That was my name untill I left that job.

Better than Banana, I suppose.

Someone ask Gisele if she remembers "Toasted Buns".

At least he does what his name suggests

I work with a cotton also. Same reason, hair and beard look like cotton balls glued on a potato

I wonder if his real name is Jim Halpert...

Had a guy we went to school with that was super tall that was nicknamed tree.

Not four pairs of jeans?

Cool

How badly damaged was this bridge that it took one Tchucy person to break it completely?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARARRRRRRR!

So did the cheese, evidentally.

First name Joe?

We're all Burgers at Home.

You are what you eat. Or in this case what someone who looks like you eats.

How long before his nickname is changed to "Choo-choo"?

this one's cute

poor Scooter.

To be fair, "Mike the Bush Kangaroo" doesn't have the same ring to it.

Well yeah. Sharpies are permanent.

yeah but did you part water to get your water bottle?

That would in fact be an excellent name for his own shop! ... Or a pub.

noodle dude

So, a difference of opinion means you're a hater now? That woman sounds dreadful.

There are worse things to be called. And I've been called them.

LB was my cousins nickname, but it was "little boy". For a while, when I was really little, I thought my cousin was actually named Elby because I didn't realize it was an abbreviation

did he jump to the side to avoid your web shot?

Just checking: Surname Gonzales?

Dude... Spags rocked! The store was a legend, the man even more so!

LOL... I like this one

dammit my 401gay needs to get started

I forgot that 2009 even existed

does he go by Big Worm now and sell weed out of an ice cream truck?

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That just follows

does he bring all the guys to the yard? Sorry, had to do it!

Seems fair

Why would you even tell that story to his school .. ? "huh.. when he was little I endangered his life ...twice, it was funny ..I'm kinda so proud of it I had to let the school know"

F L A N

You must work with George Costanza

You make him tear up... sob

So is he part of the mandela effect?

Everyone knows you don't send out the announcements if they have a typo LOL

Whatever.

Got a load of cherry pies at the office once. Everyone heated them up except one guy called Simon. Forever known as Cold Pie Si

My friends call me bucket, and this is because ONE OF THEM thought I needed a nickname and said “Abigail.. kinda sounds like ‘pail..’ your name is bucket!” It’s stuck 🤣

Did he dance, like a wave on the ocean? Romance? was he a liar in love?

Zillakami?