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Many people share funny, lighthearted, and uplifting posts on social media. It could be a sweet moment with a pet, a heartwarming reunion with old friends, a fun night out, or a humorous observation. 

It isn’t far-fetched to expect equally wholesome comments along the lines of, “This made my day,” a laughing emoji, or the classic, “Faith in humanity restored. But of course, commenters don’t always follow the script. Some of them may instead choose pure savagery, revealing their unique and arguably twisted sense of humor. 

Just check out these posts from the Blursed Comments subreddit to see what we mean. And as always, don’t forget to upvote those that drew out the most chuckles.

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    #3

    Blursed_zombies

    A blursed screenshot of a tweet about a zombie apocalypse, with a funny comment below it.

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    Most (if not all) of these blursed comments carry a sarcastic tone. You won’t sense malice in them, albeit with a tinge of aggression. And many readers may ask, “What brought this person to respond in this way?” 

    It could be for a few reasons. According to cognitive psychologist Dr. Albert Katz, it could be an assertion of dominance. As he noted, “It’s related to being top dog.”

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    #5

    Blursed_babies

    A blursed comment on a news story about sextuplets, comparing it to hitting print multiple times.

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    No one
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that (the printer, not the sextuplets)

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    #6

    Blursed Wait

    A before and after image of a couple showing a blursed transformation after going to the gym for 6 months.

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    Responding with a sardonic comment, as these people did, could also be a way for them to shield themselves from vulnerability. Here’s the explanation from therapist and anger specialist Dr. Steven Stosny

    "Sarcastic people protect themselves by only letting the world see a superficial part of who they are. They're very into impression management."

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    #7

    Blursed_nutrient_deficiency

    A blursed comment on social media about craving a baby and another user suggesting a dietitian instead.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow roasted in a red wine sauce with buttered potatoes and garden peas 😋

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    #8

    Blursed_water

    Blursed comments on a manga panel where a character says water is nice and doesnt call them an idiot, with a follow-up comment saying water idiot.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water doesn't judge you. Vodka, on the other hand, has a lot to say...

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    Sarcastic responses won’t always land well. Formal settings frown on it. But many of you reading this may also find yourselves laughing as you scroll through. 

    Humor can be contradictory that way, according to behavioral economist and University of Colorado Boulder professor Dr. Peter McGraw.

    #10

    Blursed_cashier

    A blursed image of products and a blursed comment from Walter White explaining how to buy items without drawing attention.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they'd probably make you pack it yourself. Depending on where you went shopping

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    #11

    Keath K. Kotton

    A blursed comment on Facebook about an acronym for Journalist Excellence Worldwide. User's middle name is Kevin.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keath must have turned white as a sheet when came to understand what his initials stood for.

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    In an interview with the Association for Psychological Science, Dr. McGraw used the famed slapstick trio The Three Stooges as an example. 

    “We laugh when Moe hits Larry because we know that Larry’s not really being hurt. “It’s a violation of social norms. You don’t hit people, especially a friend. But it’s okay because it’s not real,” he explained.

    #13

    Blursed_gatos

    A blursed social media post with images of stray cats on GPUs causing a Bitcoin mine to lose money.

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitcoin mining must be one of history's most useless human endeavours.

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    #14

    Blursed_name

    A blursed comment about a woman named Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele, a Hawaii resident.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Hawaiian friend always got out of speeding tickets for this reason

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    We are all wired differently, which means what makes one person laugh may not be funny to another. But according to Dr. McGraw, benign violations of social norms will always crack us up, especially ones that poke fun at relatable human experiences. 

    This is also why physical humor and slapstick comedy are almost always crowd-pleasers.

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    #16

    Blursed_dad

    A blursed image showing the back of a shaved head, with a caption about a dad shaving his daughter's hair for bullying a girl with cancer.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    7 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullying a girl with cancer...thats particularly not cool...

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    #17

    Blursed_thursday

    A blursed comment on a tweet, questioning the concept of Thursday with a smiling woman taking a selfie.

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    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    6 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was the point, where we collectively skipped eleven days to change calendar system. (Not looking at Sweden, though, they tried, then forgot, then came back 54 years later to join...) So, actually,it may not be Thursday.

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    #18

    Blursed_kiss

    A blursed comment on social media about being kissed in your sleep and then being home alone or in prison.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    4 hours ago

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    “It’s hard to find a comedy that’s funny cross-culturally because the ways that violations can be benign differ from culture to culture,” Dr. McGraw explained. “The comedy that is funny cross-culturally tends to involve a lot of physical humor. The violations are clear no matter who you are.”

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    #22

    Blursed_dating Pool

    A blursed image with a post from a woman saying she needs a man who has never looked at other women, with a blursed comment.

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then if he was blind she'd say "Need a man who never smelled other women."

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    #24

    Blursed_gun

    A blursed image of a man holding a SpeechJammer gun, with a blursed comment below it.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like one that kills the unmusical noise coming out of the loudspeakers in supermarkets.

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    #25

    Blursed_firefox

    A blursed comment on a post showing the Earth engulfed in flames, suggesting to switch to Google Chrome.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be already d**d, I think, since it looks like most of the Southern Hemisphere is already toast.

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    #26

    Blursed_funeral

    A blursed comment about having a bouncy house at a funeral, with an image of inflatables in a cemetery.

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    #27

    Blursed_breastmilk

    A blursed image of Gordon Ramsay's son looking like he's ready to criticize, with a funny comment below.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You call THIS milk? You IDIOT!!

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    #29

    Blursed_cookingtime

    A blursed comment on a news report: 'Dad saves kids, then ribs from fire.' A man says, 'He only saved the kids first cuz the ribs needed more time to cook.'

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    No one
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just use the oven next time

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    #30

    Blursed_banter

    A blursed comment chain about American banter and the Civil War.

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    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost always mentioning past wars/invasions that they 'won' when any other country (and their own citizens) says something that's true. They need to stop spending the populations' tax money on needless wars/invasions, and use it for infrastructure/pay and healthcare instead.

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    #31

    Blursed_roomba

    A blursed comment on Reddit about a Roomba with no natural predators and Philadelphia.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't last long. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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    #32

    Blursed_turtle

    A blursed comment on a tortoise with plants growing on its shell, described as a wandering forest.

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    #33

    Blursed_vodka

    Hans Island, a disputed territory between Canada and Denmark, with a blursed comment about finding vodka.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not any longer, we divided the island in two, and now Danmark and Canada shares a land border.

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    #34

    Blursed_autowash

    A blursed image of a toilet on a cliff with waves crashing through it, with a blursed comment below.

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    #35

    Blursed_banana

    A blursed comment about bananas, claiming they are bent in a factory, below a Ripley's fact.

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    #36

    Blursed_crash

    A blursed image featuring a sad cat meme below a highway sign saying 'No Valentine? Your seat belt will hold you'.

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    No one
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you don't survive the crash, it can still hold you

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    #37

    Blursed_black-Fox

    A beautiful black fox from the UK, accompanied by a blursed comment questioning its crime rate.

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    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until Five Million Farage and 30p Lee hear about this!

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    #38

    Blursed_bread

    A blursed comment on YouTube about cooking bread for 55 minutes at 350 degrees or 1 minute at 19250 degrees.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chemical reactions typically go twice as fast for every 10 celsius degrees rise in temperature. Cooking similarly, so someone's maths was badly off course.

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    #39

    Blursed_dance

    A blursed comment meme featuring the character Rango and a dark joke about turning lights on and off quickly.

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    No one
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often does this happen? (Breakdance challenge)

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    #41

    Blursed_acting

    A blursed YouTube comment asking why Samuel L. Jackson always plays black guys, under an image of him in a snowy setting.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason Chris Hemsworth always plays white Gods

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    #42

    Blursed_cat

    A meme comparing how people see burgers versus how vegans see them, with blursed comments below.

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    #43

    Blursed_kids

    A blursed comment on an Elon Musk tweet: 'If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long.' A user replies, 'The kids in Africa are playing in hardcore.'

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    Leebo13
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he still constantly hits the reset button.

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    #44

    Blursed_isabelle

    A blursed comment on a post about Animal Crossing icons. One user says, 'I automatically trust people with Animal Crossing icons.' Another replies, 'What's your credit card information.'

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    #46

    Blursed_boxer_gru

    A blursed image of a man demonstrating how to fight for beginners, with a blursed comment below it.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick for beginners is ... not to start fights

    #47

    Blursed_wiki

    A blursed image showing two distinct types of people, labeled as Wikipedia editors, with a comment about pronouns.

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    #48

    Blursed_uno

    Blursed comments about Twitter and UNO discussing January dragging on like an endless game, a chuckle-inducing meme.

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    #49

    Blursed_weaknesses

    A blursed comment on an Xbox tweet asking how players would defeat them as a final boss, with a user saying their asthma would prevent them from being defeated.

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    V
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Defeat me by saying something vague. I will spend the rest of my life trying to figure out what you meant and never bother you again.

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    #51

    Blursed_ronald

    A screenshot of a Twitter thread with blursed comments, where Satan, The Holy Spirit, and Ronald McDonald chime in.

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    #53

    Blursed_title

    A blursed comment on a YouTube video. The comment reads, 'Charlie looks like an NPC that would hand out side quests in a Tony Hawk game.'

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    #54

    Blursed_final Boss Of Florida

    A blursed image of an alligator with flames on its head at night, sparking curious comments.

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    #56

    Blursed_head

    Blursed comments meme featuring a closeup of a person with a nose ring and red lipstick, evoking a chuckle and wonder.

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    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furby is alive!

    #57

    Blursed First Time

    A blursed comment on Reddit where someone suggested saying 'Luigi Time' when losing virginity.

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    #58

    Blursed_lust

    A blursed image of a Remy plush from Ratatouille dressed as a chef, sparking blursed comments.

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    #59

    Blursed_pansexual

    A blursed image showing what homophobic people think pansexual means, featuring a child holding a frying pan.

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    #60

    Blursed_lack Of Meat

    A tweet from @ghaaast stating a childhood confusion between vegetarian and lesbian, sparking blursed comments.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. Beef curtains are regularly eaten in the lesbian community...

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    #61

    Blursed_coke-Vid

    A New York Post article about COVID-19 particles fitting in a coke can, with blursed comments below it.

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    #63

    Blursed_virus

    A blursed comment under a video featuring a dancing yellow triangle, humorously stating, When COVID 19 is a virus but you're not a computer.

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    #64

    Blursed_penguins Of Madagascar

    A blursed image of the penguins from Madagascar with blursed comments describing their personalities.

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    #66

    Blursed_information

    A blursed tweet about a no liquid containers sign in Animal Crossing, implying a blursed event.

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    #67

    Blursed_historical Evidence

    A screenshot from a video with a blursed comment about Vikings singing to the song during raids.

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    #68

    Blursed_book

    A blursed YouTube video screenshot titled Watching Amy Schumer until I laugh, with a sarcastic comment.

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    RoteWeil
    Community Member
    59 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried that with “2 Broke Girls.” I was defeated.

    #69

    Blursed_truth

    A blursed comment on an image of Clint Eastwood. The comment reads, 'Clint looks like my father when I buy a new waifu pillow.'

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    #70

    Blursed_skyrim

    A blursed comment on a YouTube video showing a man in a car with a woman peering in, relating to fast travel.

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    #71

    Blursed_kirby

    A blursed image of Kirby holding a knife on a street, with a user commenting Get in my mouth Mario.

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    #72

    Blursed_cis Woman

    A screenshot of a Reddit post and blursed comments about a cis woman in a video.

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