50 Anonymous Secrets Confessions Impossible to Share IRL

I'm proud of you though

This is heartbreaking.

Brilliant, this needs to be upvoted!

I love this, you keep those ladies <3

I LOVE THAT!

I thought i was the only one who held memories of people by their scents😄treasure that special bond,you can never be too old for your parents❤

Delightful!I hope you get to be best friends

It is, and more employers should follow your example.

That is nice

Why not? :) Drinks, darts and friendship are ageless

Perfect Revenge

Just tell her, she will love that you create beautiful items for the baby.

Lawful evil

Genuine attention is the one dedicated to the smallest details and not bragging about it.

I love this! 😅

You didn't leave him behind. He's right there. On your shoulder. I see him.

Come to the dark side. We have (dog)biscuits

If they do end up married, and they have a girl, will the name be Mary?

This is lovely! A friend of mine is 31 and almost every time we get together she talks about how hot she was when she was 20. Well, duh, we all were. I told her someday she'll be 60 wishing she was 31 again and to stop wasting her time missing out on life now!

Memories are forever! Sorry for your loss. Glad you can still laugh at the conversations.

Old lady here. Could someone please explain the fancy whodads and the whirlybits like I'm your granny? I don't understand. Thanks in advance.

Everything is relative. We're all poor suckers for Jeff Bezos and the likes, we're all incredibly rich to fugitives who had to leave everything behind.

Ha! That aged well ?.... badly? Depends how you look at it.

He knows and I'm sure he's pleased you've grown to enjoy the things he did.

I can't get emotional, I can't get emotional, I can't get emoti- MOOOOOOOOOOOTHER

They may act like they feel indifferent, but they'll still love you and care for you 🥰

It's totally your dad helping out.

The grown-up equivalent of grabbing onto "mummy's" leg or trolley and looking up to realise it's not her.

A bit like living nextdoor to a Trump supporter.

Margaret is happy her cards are displayed~she's happy they make you happy.

I hope they made it

The spider is popping up so now and then on purpose just to see you again :D

Amazon should use that in the advert, I always want one just so I can shout at the people that park over my drive!

I only noticed the difference between Irish, Scotch & American whiskeys, but never between brands. The real quality is only noticeable if it's aged over 21 years, that's when you can tell the difference!

got em!

Could have been worse, could have stripped to bare skin because they always sleep in the nude.

going to be funny watching the youtube videos of him trashing it one day

Yeah they do. You see your parents and grandparents helping each other out in odd, gross ways your whole life. Sometimes you're the one helping out, or it's your aunt checking a mole on grandpa's shoulder at the Christmas gathering. Because, you know, you care about them because they're family and they're human beings. I sense that this guy is more about cracking a joke at his wife's expense here, posting it online, and it makes me wonder what he thought women were supposed to be like when he was 20.

Nice!

This feels horribly toxic and damaging to the person being cancelled on.

I gave CPR to a lady that collapsed while on my way to work. Once the paramedics turned up I got back in my car and went to work. The local papers were calling out for the "hero" to come forward and even had a blurry picture from someone's phone. As much as I would love the attention, I couldn't be bothered with the hassle so decided not to own-up. Not one of my friends or family recognised me when I showed them the article and don't believe it was me.

With a username like that, he's practically 'outed' himself anyway.

Poor girl was probably on auto-pilot. It used to be store policy in ASDA that if anyone asked where something was, you couldn't just tell them, you were supposed to take them to it.

This one is so nuts and funny, I'm still laughing.

LOL

This is common in some cultures, since it leaves all the germs you've tracked onto your shoes during the day at the door. It's actually really smart. Why be bothered by something that doesn't affect you in any way?

Don't worry, they are used to seeing stiffs.

time to run i guess ....or start again

Sorry, not your fault. Don't make a wedding cake look like a cheeseboard.

Why do u hate ur bro?

Heart was in the right place BUT for you it was probably not as bad as how humiliating it was for him. I bet it happens all the time so I'm not surprised he was angry.

Man you probably inhaled part of someone.

I knew someone who was like this, but stole it from their mom I was staring at the ground for ages, and never found a dime. And she kept finding tenners and twenties. She told me somewhen and I was honestly shocked, as from the outside she was a lovely person. But boy, the more you knew her, the more disgusting you realized she was...

I like typography. what font was it?

I used to watch the soaps on TV. Imperial leather wobbled a fair bit, but Palmolive tended to melt from the TVs heat

I would have walked out as soon as it became obvious that I was being exploited... and then done the cards thing

This gets me too. And breadcrumbs in the butter after spreading it on toast!

It's dishonest but not... In fact, it's brilliant.

My pacemaker used to keep setting off the alarms in supermarkets and clothing stores. They had to tune out my frequency by getting me to stand in the scanner area and fiddle with a laptop until it stopped detecting it. Shopping has got so boring now

As long as you let it get to al dente, and no further, you are forgiven.

That's a very sensible, if niche, reason

i was making baked beans one time and cutting up the salt pork when i saw this "growth" and was horrified. Took a sec before i realized what it was. just hadn't occurred to me before. totally should have, as my family have a tradition of cooking whole pigs on a spit and i've helped prepare them dozens of times. somehow the little sealed pack of salt pork was a different thing in my mind.

Wait until you realise that Ice is solid water and vapour is gaseous water...🤣

No class.

That is an absolutely horrible scene to show a 2 year old 😕

I find this rather horrible. They were informed about the possibility of a living creature trapped inside their shed and didn't give a toss...