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Excuse me, sir or madam. Would you be interested in purchasing a haunted paranormal doll? How about a gorgeous painted bust of “Tex the Reptile Man”? Oh, I know! You look like the type of person who needs an LED USB rechargeable horsetail light. (It’s 100cm long!)

If you would never purchase those things in a million years, don’t worry. Neither would I. But I am fascinated by all of them, along with the many other treasures eBay has to offer…

Down below, we’ve rounded up a list of some of the most absurd items that have been listed on eBay, courtesy of the eBayBae Instagram page. Be sure to upvote the things you can’t imagine would ever sell  or anything you would be interested in making an offer on, and let us know in the comments what the strangest listing you’ve ever encountered on eBay was. Then if you’re looking for even more bizarre items that you can make a bid on, you can find Bored Panda's last article featuring eBayBae right here!

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Follo00
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3 years ago

This is really cool

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    MarchingBanda786
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    3 years ago

    I’d buy it, maybe people will stay away from me

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    As a miniatures maniac, this is cool!!!

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    Jay Son
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    3 years ago

    I'm laughing way too hard at this 🤣

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    Johan Yam
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    3 years ago

    Send straight from area 51

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    MarchingBanda786
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    3 years ago

    Where are my plant lovers?

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    MarchingBanda786
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    3 years ago

    Not orange enough

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    That is really well done

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited)

    When your middle finger is not springy enough to express your feelings

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    I was bidder 23.

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    Boreddd🇺🇦
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    3 years ago

    That's actually cool

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At this point it's just an overpriced comb

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    Johan Yam
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    3 years ago

    Choke

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    scag$y
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    3 years ago

    It's not exactly weird. It's ice for a dolls house. How is that weird? It's not like it's an old, bloaty cadaver miniature is it? That would be weird. For a dolls house, at least.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago

    Cool, what does it do?

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    rararando
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    3 years ago

    omg my mom uses these at home, legit works

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    tara
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    3 years ago (edited)

    lol @ the price!!

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    MarchingBanda786
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    3 years ago

    Girly can stay in the attic where she belongs

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    Angela B
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    3 years ago

    You would have full visibility of the people looking at you like an idiot I guess.

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    Happy Panda
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    3 years ago

    Is it for me or for the horse to wear? LOL

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    Johan Yam
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    3 years ago

    IM WATCHING YOU

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What makes it Amish? They don't even put eyes on their children's toys because they believe eyes turn it into something a spirit could possibly inhabit. So, I'm a little skeptical they'd put eyes on a door knocker.

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    Tinu
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    3 years ago

    Ok with context, this is really funny.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago

    It's the sexy BALL pen that is worrying me!

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    Henrik Schmidt
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    3 years ago

    Why the heck would you put this in, of all places, a kid's room?

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    Follo00
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    3 years ago

    Would buy

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sounded cool until "commercial event wedding"... like the guests pay to watch or wtf

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    Young Minami Kotaro
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh my...

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago

    Ahh, I have a friend who is a mortician. She would love something like this!

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    A B C the Third
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    3 years ago

    That's... that's not how this works, y'all know that, right? 🙈

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    Laroo
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    3 years ago

    Nightmare fuel

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    Angela B
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    3 years ago

    I actually quite like the print on the dress. Would buy.

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    Tinu
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    3 years ago (edited)

    This is just wastage of money, why do the straps look like bra straps? First time I am seeing that on a mask lol

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    MarchingBanda786
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    3 years ago

    Expensive :(

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    Johan Yam
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    3 years ago

    OW MY FINGERS WHEN I TAPP FREQUENT

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    Finally! I have been SEARCHING for one of these for YEARS!

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    MarchingBanda786
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Juilt

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    *Shrieks*

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    Sian Edwards
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    3 years ago

    I think the FBI would be very interested in this! Especially if it's the one that got stolen from the Capitol building...

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    Laroo
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    3 years ago

    Debonair until it pulls a knife and kills you. 💀

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    EJBWritesBooks
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    3 years ago

    I see RBG, I upvote

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    Choco Cookie
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    3 years ago

    I'm confused.

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    Young Minami Kotaro
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's cute.. isn't it??

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    I recognize that seller, they always use their pen in the pictures!

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    Johan Yam
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    3 years ago

    Is it em hwo isu drunhk otr whabt

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    JoJoB
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    3 years ago

    Are the legs different lengths?

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago

    Honestly, I would take this!

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    That doesn't look like amethyst or rose quartz.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago

    I would dress as an elf and swing this around for Halloween. "Sargent General Toots Mcgillicutty ready for action sir. Just let those gremlins try and storm our honey be hideout!"

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    Moos
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    3 years ago

    LIVE????

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago

    I kinda love these.

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    Moos
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    3 years ago

    that's cool. Wonder how big it is...

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago

    Gross. Perfect for some B-list celebrity hitting burning man for the first time.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago

    Is there a Pelosi attending a wedding not wearing a face mask?

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    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago

    Nop, especially if you live on rural América..... You may end up " mounted on a wall " and later on the " finding bigfoot " TV show....

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    Laroo
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    3 years ago

    Yee-haw.

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    Choco Cookie
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    3 years ago

    Very eco-friendly.

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    Tracy Bower
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    3 years ago

    It's used to keep your hair from tangling or getting in your face when riding motorcycles.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago

    I can see why it is rare.

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    MarchingBanda786
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    3 years ago

    Heh

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    MouseyMouse
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    3 years ago

    Avon bottles like this are actually huge collectors items. I have a VW Bug that was my grandmother's and I love it!

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    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago

    I like these hanukkiah menorahs. My one is fairly standard and boring af.

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    Moos
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    3 years ago

    So cute! :D

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    Follo00
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    3 years ago

    I am sorry, what?!

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    I love fake food! When I was a kid I would run through the department store and open all the display fridges and freezers, cause every now and then, there would be a plastic piece of chicken, or a fake sandwich hiding in there.

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    sturmwesen
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    3 years ago

    shipping for nearly the full price?

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago

    Okay, that’s actually pretty clever.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago

    Poots? Can we call them poots? Bants is fun too, though.

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    Minath
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    3 years ago

    With most of the rhinestones missing.

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    Looks like a hallway in the Overlook Hotel.

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    Caroline Sinclair
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    3 years ago

    There are indeed a lot of glassworks: it is an amazing craft!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago

    Perfect for your favorite congressman.

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    JoJoB
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    3 years ago

    For the love of all things holy....why?!???

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago

    What's weird about this? This person had a collection and they need to sell it

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago

    Maybe you can scoop the chips / crisps with this ...

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    JoJoB
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    3 years ago

    Mehta an absolute joke! 25 cents worth of leather, throw a logo on, voila! $390! PT Barnum was right.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited)

    It’s 3:30am. If I go to sleep now, these three will be waiting for me in the dark of my dreams.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago

    Can be use for garden parties

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    I have this one!!!!

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    morticia_b85
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    3 years ago

    It looks like someone passed away in it. Like evidence in a murder trial lol

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    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago

    Also great for base jumping......

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    Moos
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    3 years ago

    What's weird about that?

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago

    Blythe?

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    VonBlade
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    3 years ago

    did the applicator have to come in "70s prosthetics" brown?

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    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago

    Just why?

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    Crybaby
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    3 years ago

    Seems like something Melanie martinez would get

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    Caroline Sinclair
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    3 years ago

    When my son needed an EEG as a baby they glued the electrodes to his scalp. This is much better!

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    Literallyaeasybakeoven
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    3 years ago

    I feel like I need to get exorcised just from looking at this picture

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    EJBWritesBooks
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    3 years ago

    How can a bootleg be rare?

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago

    Need a banana for scale

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago

    Not sure what this is ... I can't tell by the picture.

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    Ruby
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    3 years ago

    Not me thinking it was a bunk bed

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago (edited)

    I had one of these as a kid. My dad used his Marlboro miles to get it. I used it for my discman

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    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago

    Please don't tell me that's supposed to be the British flag?! Lol.

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    angied4liberty
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    3 years ago

    These are awesome

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    tara
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    3 years ago

    Why would a disposable item need to go in the autoclave?

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    3 years ago

    I thought it was a wrist-holder for needlefelting needles… XD

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    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago

    Yea.... These are crazy dangerous, i love them.

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    Jessica Bertram
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    3 years ago

    someone got Adderall and a hot glue gun for their birthday

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    Ga Di
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    3 years ago

    do not eat

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    3 years ago

    The butterfly ones are neat!

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago

    I need salami socks to go with it.

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    3 years ago

    Mexico =/= Japan

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago

    Not as weird as some of the others XD I’ve bought snacks from other countries off of the internet before, if they’re not available in my country.

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    Mr. Cinder
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    3 years ago

    Say what now?

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited)

    I don't get why the antiques and collectibles are on this list. That seems pretty normal to me. Am I broken?

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    Jessica Bertram
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    3 years ago

    JANSPORT BACKPACK BLACK WITH LEATHER Applebee's Congressional Hearing

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    Desiré Yen
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    3 years ago

    Need a banana for scale…

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    3 years ago

    Maybe I’m the weird one, because a lot of these just don’t seem odd to me🤷🏼‍♀️

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    Johan Yam
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    3 years ago

    WHAT MADE YOU PANDAS SCROLL THIS FAR

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    Dillon Brown
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    3 years ago

    I'm O-fendi by this

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