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Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share The Worst Wedding Fails They’ve Seen, And Here Are 40 Responses (New Pics)
Jimmy Fallon, the legendary host of The Tonight Show, keeps us laughing even when we’re feeling blue. This time, Jimmy asked his adoring fans to share the most spectacular and hilarious wedding fails, seeing as wedding season’s roaring with full force. And we’ve got to tell ya, having read through these, no tiny mishaps at weddings will ever scare us again!
Scroll down, upvote the best #WeddingFail tales, and if you’re feeling up to it, share your own funny stories in the comment section.
While we’d all love to have the ‘perfect’ wedding, expecting absolutely everything to go swimmingly during your happy day is simply unattainable. Anna and Sarah from the Wedding Society told Bored Panda that having a ‘perfect’ wedding is impossible and that we should instead embrace the fact that mistakes (big and small) will pop up during the big day in one form or another. And we’ll be much happier if we simply let go of our desire for perfection and realize that our wedding isn’t a movie.
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Ciel Pike 4 years ago
I was gonna upvote but your at 69 so here’s my complementary upvote; 👍🏼
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Corey Smith 4 years ago
I would consider it rude to hold my "piece" at a wedding. (Come on people, spelling is not that hard)
Memere 4 years ago
Wow, you've never had autocorrect change a word in a text/tweet, and didn't see it before sending - you must be the only perfect human on the planet! Come on, Corey - learn to let the little things slide when it's not a matter of legality, or life & death. Sheesh.
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Lucifer Takashi 4 years ago
Nah it's just that he wants the girl but the priest is one of Hera's
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Max L. 4 years ago
Yes, the ones you lit up with a small offer in coins. I hate to be the one having to tell you this, but they’re lamps. Also because if they were wax candles lit by fire and a lighting extinguished them, the groom would have ran away really fast.
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Lisa Shelton 4 years ago
If it was a candlelight wedding how did lightning knock the lights out?
Memere 4 years ago
The church is going to have at least a few electric lights on during a candlelight ceremony, they are required to by law so people don't trip & fall in the dark.
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Nadja Lambacher 4 years ago
Lol that kid is going to hear about that for the rest of his life.
Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago
That kid will be hearing about that the rest of his life.
Diana Murtaugh 4 years ago
Perhaps he was influenced by cherubs. No matter the inspiration, he stoe the show.
According to wedding experts Anna and Sarah, we’ve got to change the way that we approach wedding celebrations. Perfection isn’t something that we should aim for—instead, we should focus on the marriage itself and celebrating the love between two people with those closest to our hearts.
“It is well and truly time to reframe how we see weddings. It is one six-hour period where potentially hundreds of factors, people, and services merge together into one point to deliver a single event. It's physically impossible that something won't go wrong, whether you're aware of it or not,” they said that we have to be realistic.
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Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
This made me laugh! Imagining the grandpa stamping in his rug for no reason while the photographer continues to blaze.
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago
If the photographer did, I can just imagine them. "I still smell something burning. Oh well. Must be my imagination. Diddlydoo."
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Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
No, giving away a woman as property should be dropped first
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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
I actually can't wait for this. My future FIL is doing our ceremony but it's christmas themed so what no one knows (except for him and my brother) is that once he says that part my brother is coming out dressed like santa and going to present FIL with a gift and take over. FIL doesn't like to speak in front of a lot of people but still wanted to be involved and my brother is ordained and part of this santa guild thing (it's legit we're talking expensive outfit over 1k for his christmas robe and santa outfit, not some chincy walmart garb) So he's gonna come out and talk about how he left the north pole just to marry us. Bonus: he's also a DJ so "Santa" is gonna DJ our wedding too. gonna be epic. My FH family are HUGE Christmas people so they're gonna freak
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
I wanna know more about this. Linda, if you're reading this, you know what to do! :)
Judith Finch 4 years ago
Actually that one is the one I like. Does anyone know if either of these have been screwing around with the bridesmaid already?? Save everyone a messy divorce!..... its the obey one that needs to go
Mickie Shea 4 years ago
Most ceremonies, in America, no longer issue the comment, unless asked to.
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Max L. 4 years ago
It must be tested first with smaller dresses time by time bigger to the real size. Who’se the horseman who rented you the horse for such a shoot without havig tested it before ? Irresponsible to say the least
Memere 4 years ago (edited)
I was just going to comment about this too - that poor horse hasn't been properly trained and the owner is an a**hole to be making a profit off of using the horse this way. Somebody, including the horse, could be seriously injured (if not killed!) by doing this.
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“The best way to approach your day is to expect that something will go wrong and to know that it's okay because it's just par for the course,” the duo from The Wedding Society gave Bored Panda some spot-on advice.
“It's not a movie,” they added that we shouldn’t expect something like we’ve seen dozens of times in rom-coms on the silver screen.
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Henry Hagens 4 years ago
That's what I was thinking! It's like an optical illusion
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Crazy Dog Lady 4 years ago
They look severely over hemmed, I wonder if they could have released the seams? I know the pants would have been too long but at least he could have made a choice.
Nat Hedley 4 years ago
That is one awful adjustment service... Look at that uneven, puckered stitching. Great socks though!
“This event, like the rest of life, is perfectly imperfect. Embrace that and you'll be on the right track for what's to come out of that event—your marriage,” Anna and Sarah suggested that embracing the fact that not everything will go as you’d like it to is a good approach to have not just regarding your wedding but also life itself.
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Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago
Silence at a wedding ceremony? How enthralling.
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
I can't tell if she's laughing or crying - if it's laughter, they're gonna be telling this story at their 75th anniversary.
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Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
"I mean how many times has so-and-so cheated on his wife, and so-and-so has a private bank account and..."
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
Do people really get cold-feet that often that the wedding party has to help keep them there?
DarkAngelNic 4 years ago
If someone has doubts about getting married, then people should let them do what they want.
May 4 years ago
Why would he be miked before the ceremony? I don't understand American weddings
Mickie Shea 4 years ago
A lesson well learned, perhaps. Although you possible made a few hits.
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Memere 4 years ago
He was probably arriving by boat. Altho if the river was flooding that much, he shouldn't have been out on the river in a boat anyway.
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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
Where I live in Sligo Ireland there is a St. Columba's Church and a St. Columba's Mental Institution. When my neighbour's daughter was getting married, some of the guests stayed in town and got a taxi to take them to the wedding. They got taken to the wrong St. Columba's. What was worse, when they got to the hospital they were asked if they wanted to be admitted.
Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
I assume the address is one of those things that are written once as part of the template and not individually written on every invitation
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Stephanie IV 4 years ago
You were the star of the ball! That’s actually a really nice thing: you’re comfy, you look approachable, everybody thinks it’s hilarious and all the girls look at you. Free Bender-vibes en plus, if it was a coolly garish shirt!
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago (edited)
American cheese and bologna cubes with mustard, store brand tater chips, and Pabst Blue Ribbon?
IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
Sounds like something from "Everybody Loves Raymond". I can totally see Marie doing this.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
It sounds like a shitty thing to do, but if she knew her side of the family were picky eaters and whiny she was maybe doing a favour.
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Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
The chipmunk was Catholic and the minister was Presbyterian.
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Jojo Dancer 4 years ago
I know someone who got married at the top of Half Dome in Yosemite. 30+ people made the climb / hike, and changed at the top. Their packs were laid out to make the aisle, and their friend gave the sermon.
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Lisa Whipp Myhre 4 years ago
At least it wasn't a bachelorette party...imagine Bunkie getting a big ol' d**k cake.
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
My sister spent $350 at Great Cakes & Edible Monuments in Redmond, WA for her special cake. The one we chose was very tasteful and elegant. They delivered the wrong one to the reception venue. This monstrosity showed up with BLUE roses melting down the side and an African American couple cake topper (which we are not). It was pretty funny until we contacted the bakery to get a refund. We had pictures, etc. They refused to reimburse her, so we picketed the business for 3 days, talking most people into taking their business elsewhere. Yeah, she got paid and they went out of business in less than 6 months. Apparently my sister wasn't the only disgruntled & disappointed customer.
Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago
So I guess the vet got a big fancy wedding cake? Lucky for him!
s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago
They could interpret the cake as saying they'll be happily married and sleeping together till they're in their 90's. Not bad!
Neil Bidle 4 years ago
We were going to buy a cake, paid our deposit, and then got messed around so much with the baker not wanting / able to do what we wanted, that my dad made the cakes (2 tiers), then we decorated it and bought a custom cake topper that we then had to fix because that wasn't what we had asked for either. Ended up amazing, but what a mess!
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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
It's not nice to insult a female dog that way.😉
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Aunt Messy 4 years ago
The only thing you can do at that point is point and laugh, then make a comment about day drinking.
Shelp 4 years ago
There's always a story about a MIL wearing white at a wedding. What is wrong with some people?!
Mrs. Jan Glass 4 years ago
Rampant insecurity, for starters. It's such a pathetic jerk move, too. Like I've said before, no one looks at a not-bride wearing a white gown at a wedding and goes "WOW, she looks great!" No, everyone thinks "I guess Debbie wanted more attention and couldn't stand to let her son/stepdaughter (because it's almost always the groom's mom or bride's stepmother) have their day without trying to be the center of everything."
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And no one is holding you back when you kick her out. Not even the groom.
Stephanie IV 4 years ago
It’s a cultural thing, isn’t it? I have worn a white Ao Dai with a big pink scarf to a friend’s wedding, because it was in the summer and it was the only smart dress I had that was suitable. I hope. It didn’t seem to be a problem at the time. Now I’m worried.
Load More Replies... Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
So classless. When I see stories like this it makes me wonder, do these mothers want to marry their own sons?
Mrs. Jan Glass 4 years ago (edited)
Pretty much. It's like the mom-version of "Daddy with a shotgun" or something. They cannot stand the idea that they are not going to be the most important opposite-gender person in their child's life anymore.
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Mo Poppins 4 years ago
Unfortunately, this is only the beginning of the nightmare of dealing w/ a narcissistic MIL If the husband in any way defends the mother's actions, it's gonna be marriage HELL.
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Lance LaRocque 4 years ago
Unless the groom is marrying his former in-law such as his ex wife's sister.
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Ah come on, he was practically legally forced to do it and y'all had to see it coming.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
He could finish the speech by saying see you at the third wedding 😅
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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
This is funny, though! If you can't take jokes like that you're too tightly wound up.
Mrs. Jan Glass 4 years ago
There is a time and a place. That was neither. If it's going to hurt at least one of the people marrying, then no, it's not funny, and it's not for you to insist it is.
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Marvin HoG 4 years ago
Hahaha being on my second marriage myself I find this hilarious. My SO has a good sense of humor and probably would have said something like "yeah she finally found a good one!"
Rhon Young 4 years ago
When a widowed friend was getting married again, he had the not so brilliant idea to have the same groomsmen he'd had for his first wedding. These guys had grown apart and didn't really know each other anymore. "Best man" a disgustingly crude speech that was more worthy of a college bucks night!
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Louloubelle 4 years ago
I was married in a Lutheran Church in 1990, by a very young minister. He told my (ex) husband and I that if anyone did that, he would stop the ceremony right there and then, and we would not be getting married. No sense of humor with that one.
Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
I'm glad everyone can laugh about this now. It always seems kind of mean-spirited to me. You don't have to get married, you know.
Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago
Here I was thinking he needed help because of the kneeling. But it was actually just sexism. Awesome.
Mrs. Jan Glass 4 years ago
Yeah, these kind of sexist "Guys are being dragged kicking and screaming by ladies into marriage" jokes were tired a generation ago. Can't we come up with something funnier? "99c On Sale!"? "Sole Mates"? "Ready 2 Dance"?
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Classic frat move.....congratulations on your almost 43rd anniversary!
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Ted Expert 4 years ago
Who ever watches wedding videos anyway? (Or videos of elephants and orangutans, for that matter?)
Kari Panda 4 years ago
I can see someone watching this video when they lost their partner, or simply to show it to family members who couldn’t attend the wedding.
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Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
My sister was the videographer at my wedding (as the gift). She is still not done editing it. It's been 13 years...
Rhon Young 4 years ago
Our videographer for got to tighten his camera in place so while you can hear our ceremony all you can see is the carpet!
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aubergine10003 4 years ago
This one is freaking amazing. Love the great attitude of the bride!
Zoe's Mom 4 years ago
My thoughts exactly. If she has this sense of humor on her wedding day, this marriage is gonna work!!!
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
That depends on whether the suspension has been converted to a different system or not. In its original configuration they might be able to just carry on.
Load More Replies... Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago
Alcohol helps every situation. "Party! I'm getting married!" "Still?" "Of course. Today is the day."
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
At least it appears you kept your sense of humor! I think that is what really makes a marriage last.
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Nadja Lambacher 4 years ago
The whole dove thing at weddings is horrible already, but who releases them inside? But that DJ deserves a big tip.
Bored Birgit 4 years ago
Please don't release wedding pigeons. They are no homing pigeons and not used to live in the wild - mostly they will starve to death or be a prey of cats or other birds. No good vibes for a marriage.
Jessica Bruyer 4 years ago
There actually is someone who raises white homing pigeons for this very purpose. So that’s not necessarily true. I went with butterflies in a park though. Monarchs for us and painted ladies for the crowd.
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Danielle Renee 4 years ago
i'm pretty sure you're suppose to let them go outside, for many reasons
Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
If I was going to release birds at a wedding, I'd just borrow someone's homing pigeons and release them--outside, of course. And off they go, back to their coop.
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago
I'm not a fan of releasing Doves. I don't even plan to hand out rice since I hear birds will explode. So most likely bubbles for everyone instead.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago (edited)
At my parent's wedding when my dad threw the garter the only guy not standing in the group trying to catch it just reached out a caught it without thinking
Viktor 4 years ago
Why would she take you to her sister's wedding during a break-up? I hope you weren't in all the family pics at least... :|
J-A Laine 4 years ago (edited)
Because she probably didn't want to go alone and have to answer questions on the whereabouts of her boyfriend.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
She probable filed for divorce and moved to another part of the country because she saw all the signs of a future abusive marriage with a jerk and decided to get as far away from him as she could.
VirtualStranger 4 years ago (edited)
It says the marriage was annulled so divorce would not be necessary.
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Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
I swear, it used to be the custom that the bride and groom fed each other little bites of cake rather than slam cake all over each other's faces. Can we go back to that older custom, please?
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I want that on my wedding. Just feeding each other bitty bites of cake.
Load More Replies... Mrs. Jan Glass 4 years ago
Literally every couple I know who did this ended up having abuse issues later, and most split up. Including my mom and her jerk of a third husband.
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Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
Sounds like someone isn't ready to get married if they hold that much resentment towards an ex.
Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
Exactly. She shouldn't even be giving him a thought any more.
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Mrs. Jan Glass 4 years ago
She wants to rub it in that she's getting maaarrriiiied, and he's totally not invited.
Load More Replies... Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
I'd be kinda worried if I were the new fiance/husband and she's still hung up enough on the ex to to this...
TTorrest Author 4 years ago (edited)
Off-subject: I immediately went to twitter to follow this person. Caddyshack username and profile pic? My kind of people. #80sGirl
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Kateryna 4 years ago
I caughed a bouquet on my third cousin's wedding when I was 10. All the other ladies were over 20. They will never let me forget that
ChinmayGhule 4 years ago
What exactly is the significance of the bouquet?
Load More Replies... Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago
At my aunt’s wedding, when she threw the bouquet, my sister (who was 5 at the time) caught it! Everyone started laughing, it was so funny.
Mrs. Jan Glass 4 years ago
When I pitched mine, my bridesmaids all just stood with their hands behind their backs and watched it plop on the floor. I think I pulled something laughing at that.
TTorrest Author 4 years ago
My cousin threw the bouquet hard and high... It broke numerous glass tubes of a mod chandelier and the shards came crashing down onto the dance floor. (Luckily no one was hurt.)
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
She wanted to be the only one getting married around that time
Load More Replies... Jessica Bruyer 4 years ago
My 5 year old daughter caught the bouquet once. I think there were a few jealous ladies..
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Midge biscuit 4 years ago
Sounds like my parents wedding in the late 70's! They got married during a particularly hot summer here in Australia. It was 43°C (109°F) on the day, and my poor Dad was wearing a three piece suit!
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The only one who was making a fool of herself was the Grandma. She should have silently slipped out the back.
Vaden McDanster 4 years ago
well if it was the groom not his twin that would have been bad, the grandma was just trying to make sure the bride wasn't getting stuck into a toxic relationship.
Load More Replies... Otter 4 years ago
My grandma has 17 grandchildren, there was never a time when she knew all the immediate families of all her grandchildren's spouses. And after the 2nd marriages started, she stopped even trying.
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Meghan Wood 4 years ago
This happened to me at my SILs childbirth. My husband and hers were identical twins. I was also very pregnant, and cuddles up to my husband to nap. Woke up to my SILs drunk cousin yelling, and the family trying to explain. Twist: divorced my husband and now my BF is ALSO and identical twin.
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Vaden McDanster 4 years ago
nooo, I'm happy that he came out and all but if I were the bride and someone did that or anything like that, I wouldn't say anything to them cus I don't want to be rude but that's their special day and when other people give big news at someones wedding it takes away the spotlight from the couple.
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
I don't see unintentionally outing yourself as grabbing attention on purpose. Coming out is hard enough as it is; nobody wants to do it at someone's wedding.
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Jonathan 4 years ago
Nothing embarrassing about attracted to the same gender.
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Mickie Shea 4 years ago
Perfect what an immature dork. Who wants to kiss an ice sculpture after his tongue got caught. Ought be more considerate.
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Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
I thought it just meant you were next to get married, not marry each other?
Monica A. M. 4 years ago
My first wedding, my like 12 year old niece caught the bouquet. Her older brother caught the garter by accident when my husband flung it off to the side. There was no dance.
Mary Bricklin 4 years ago
Went to my cousin's wedding when I was younger. My sister caught the bouquet and my cousin's brother caught the garter. She was ten, he was eighteen or nineteen. DJ joked about getting a box for her to stand on as they danced.
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Hilary Mol 4 years ago
I played a wedding once (organist) where this actually happened to the groom. Until then, I'd only ever seen that deep shade of red on people who forgot sunblock at the beach.
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Donna Watt 4 years ago
At our wedding, my hubby's best friend offered to take the photos. After the initial pics, his camera broke. My alcoholic aunt, who was bombed, took pictures with an old Kodak instamatic. We had numerous pictures of her thumb and of the ladies bathroom door. But we still had a great time and it lasted until he died 38 years later.
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago
I was afraid it was going to be nothing but cleavage. Not that feet help.
Tinder of the SkyWings 3 years ago
Maybe it was an accident, like they forgot to set the stand up correctly. Weird though.
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Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
Wearing a dress was not the mistake, the mistake was someone marrying this pathetic loser.
DarkAngelNic 4 years ago
It should never matter what some one is wearing. Sexual predatory behavior is not acceptable no matter what! There is no such thing as someone asking for it!
Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
Had a co-worker's very drunk husband hit on me at the reception. I left.
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Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago (edited)
Yep, I lost a tooth to a stiff gummy bear
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Samantha Eddy 4 years ago
Umm, everyone thought THAT was the highlight of the night? "Eh, you getting married was good and all but did you see what happened to Greg's tooth?!"
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chuck.dont.surf 4 years ago
CPR doesn't "revive" people who go into cardiac arrest, that's just in the movies. It's just to keep blood circulating until the person can get medical attention. And no one would be oblivious to someone getting "5+ min of CPR" mid-wedding ceremony. This didn't happen.
Otter 4 years ago
I'm an ICU nurse in real life, and remember, if you're starting CPR the person is ALREADY DEAD. Very few get a pulse back once their heart has stopped, and if they do, their odds are still very poor and they need to be in an ICU, they aren't going to open their eyes and go back to watching a wedding. So anyone next to the person doing CPR needs to be yelling "CALL AN AMBULANCE, TELL THEM WE'RE DOING CPR, EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE PEW SO WE CAN MOVE THIS POOR GUY WHEN THEY GET HERE", not hushing things up so the ceremony can continue.
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Stephanie Hewitt 4 years ago
Of all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.
Christa Meeks 4 years ago
CPR keeps things circulating with AED till advanced care is started by calling 911. CPR revives nothing
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
My wife pointed out that all the places where I have worked have either gone bust or are in deep trouble after I left. I'm retired now and less businesses have gone bust. She calls my retirement my contribution to the economy.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The budget didn't allow for tables or the bride's Go Fund Me wasn't as successful as she thought it would be.
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Kiss Army 4 years ago
We bought a bounce house when my son was younger... I think it is still in the basement... Ideas, ideas...
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Aunt Messy 4 years ago
And they don't get cleaned when the kids barf and pee on them, either.
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
The money was already spent, may as well get the most out of it, regardless of who paid.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
That's an outdated practice, and largely not done anymore.
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TheGayOne 4 years ago
Imagine being that couple and seeing random people at your wedding years on XD
LuckyL 4 years ago
We were at a wedding with another wedding down the hall. They had a photo booth in the hallway. They definitely had a lot of pictures from strangers ^^
Load More Replies... TTorrest Author 4 years ago
I did this, too! Hubs and I ate some food at the cocktail hour and a had a drink, wondering where our friends were... before realizing we were in the wrong room. #UnintentionalWeddingCrashers
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Nat Hedley 4 years ago
Wow, didn't even ask if you're ok! You and your malicious fainting, how selfish of you, huh?
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
Hopefully that was said by the bride in a playful manner!
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
From reading the actual Tweet she said that it did not seem playful or silly. Eeep.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
He's trying to finish the story before his iphone overheats, no time for punctuation!!
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Iggy 4 years ago (edited)
You really don't get it, do you? This is all meant to be quite lighthearted. No one expects their comments to be read by the person or even by anyone at all. So go untwist your knickers and lighten the hell up. If you call people aholes, expect them to respond.
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Hilary Mol 4 years ago (edited)
WHOA. The other people at the Hair Saloon must have had to put down their sarsaparillas and whiskeys to watch all the action.
Susan Green 4 years ago
I would much rather get my hair cut at a hair saloon.
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MizAdeleM 4 years ago
A friend of mine got married during a hurricane in Hull, MA at a waterfront hotel. We all tried to take a shot of us outdoors in the wind, when one bride's veil flew off into the sky. Next morning, I was walking down to the local Dunkin's for coffee, when I found said veil caught in shrubs outside of a bank down the street. It was a treat to show up at the brides' hotel room, veil in hand.
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Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
The co-worker she went to the wedding with. Not sure why she was completely commando under the dress though.
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Lyn Arnold 4 years ago
What is a hoop and what is a guarder and how did bees get into a closet?
Sarah@C 4 years ago
Hoop = circular pieces of plastic sewn in descending size order into a petticoat which holds skirts out in a round bell shape. Very hard to walk through doors or maneuver while wearing one. Bride probably took it off for ease of movement for a while, then put it back on for the picture-worthy moment of the removal of the GARTER, which is a not-common word in the US and is part of an archaic tradition, which may explain why it was misspelled by OP. I cannot speak to the habits of bees.
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Jace 4 years ago
That sounds kind of dickish. Abusive even. When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Ignoring a child’s bathroom needs is shitty. Using it against her for her entire life is creepy. Makes me wonder what kinds of emotional issues she has but doesn’t recognize as issues because her parents have normalized this s**t.
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Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago
But was Emily there for him ... cause he was there for her toooooooo?
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
At my mom and dads wedding in England 1944 they walked to the altar the family were the only ones in attendance. Air raid sirens went off before they could clear out the back of the church was bombed. No one hurt. Hitler was cursed by the priest. Marriage lasted 'till dad died!
Wayne Dorman 4 years ago
I proper got the giggles at a dear friend's wedding because the organ player in the church kept playing duff notes, and I don't mean fluffing the wrong key something, I mean proper howlers that may well have opened a portal to the gates of hell. It was gloriously sinister.
Evil Piggy 4 years ago
My 3 year old cousin was my flower girl. As my new hubby and I were announced and entered the reception, she trailed behind me, whipping my train around like horse reigns, screeching, "go horsey goooo!" On my wedding video, the same flower girl is seen walking the length of the buffet table, picking up and biting 1 of everything then placing each right back where she got it.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
The top part of my dress came undone as I was doing the chicken dance at my own wedding. Fortunately I grabbed it quickly enough so everyone didn't get an eyeful lol. Ran into the kitchen area so my maid of honour could do it up again for me.
Seán Baron 4 years ago
I used to be a manager of a venue that held wedding ceremonies and receptions. One day, we were having a wedding, and during the ceremony the brides brother went outside and as I was by the door, I saw him get into a car I recognised. It was a drug dealer's car! He tried to come back in but I refused him entry, as my job would be on the line if he were caught. In between the ceremony and the reception, I had the bride arguing with me to let her brother back in, saying "it's only cocaine!". Said no as I explained to her what could happen. Stuck to my guns and she flounced off. Was a nightmare wedding but ended up alright.
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Two stories: My brother's second wedding was to be in a hot air balloon. Day of the wedding, the landing field was on fire so we had to opt for a pool house cabana at an apartment complex. During the ceremony, I was both the Maid of Honor and Best Man. When the priest asked for the rings, turns out my SIL best friend had them. Good thing we weren't in the balloon basket. Second one was my mother telling us about everyone throwing rice at my mom and dad as they climbed into his corvette convertible at the church. My father forgot to put the top up the next day when it started raining. A few days later, and little green plants started sprouting in the carpet.
Annamagelic 4 years ago (edited)
I was a bridesmaid at a wedding where the groom was very nervous in front of a large crowd. He was repeating his vows in almost a whisper, so the priest promted him to speak up. He repeated his next line, still in a whisper exactly as the priest had said, " louder to be my wife" The priest, the bride and the bridesmaids were the only ones who heard, but it was really hard not to burst out laughing. The groom had no idea what he had said until we told him later.
Lori Ballard 4 years ago (edited)
At my wedding my pregnant cousin caught the bouquet and an ex-boyfriend caught the garter. I also went to a wedding where the bride and groom ended up cutting each others hands when they were cutting the cake!
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
At my mom and dads wedding in England 1944 they walked to the altar the family were the only ones in attendance. Air raid sirens went off before they could clear out the back of the church was bombed. No one hurt. Hitler was cursed by the priest. Marriage lasted 'till dad died!
Wayne Dorman 4 years ago
I proper got the giggles at a dear friend's wedding because the organ player in the church kept playing duff notes, and I don't mean fluffing the wrong key something, I mean proper howlers that may well have opened a portal to the gates of hell. It was gloriously sinister.
Evil Piggy 4 years ago
My 3 year old cousin was my flower girl. As my new hubby and I were announced and entered the reception, she trailed behind me, whipping my train around like horse reigns, screeching, "go horsey goooo!" On my wedding video, the same flower girl is seen walking the length of the buffet table, picking up and biting 1 of everything then placing each right back where she got it.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
The top part of my dress came undone as I was doing the chicken dance at my own wedding. Fortunately I grabbed it quickly enough so everyone didn't get an eyeful lol. Ran into the kitchen area so my maid of honour could do it up again for me.
Seán Baron 4 years ago
I used to be a manager of a venue that held wedding ceremonies and receptions. One day, we were having a wedding, and during the ceremony the brides brother went outside and as I was by the door, I saw him get into a car I recognised. It was a drug dealer's car! He tried to come back in but I refused him entry, as my job would be on the line if he were caught. In between the ceremony and the reception, I had the bride arguing with me to let her brother back in, saying "it's only cocaine!". Said no as I explained to her what could happen. Stuck to my guns and she flounced off. Was a nightmare wedding but ended up alright.
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Two stories: My brother's second wedding was to be in a hot air balloon. Day of the wedding, the landing field was on fire so we had to opt for a pool house cabana at an apartment complex. During the ceremony, I was both the Maid of Honor and Best Man. When the priest asked for the rings, turns out my SIL best friend had them. Good thing we weren't in the balloon basket. Second one was my mother telling us about everyone throwing rice at my mom and dad as they climbed into his corvette convertible at the church. My father forgot to put the top up the next day when it started raining. A few days later, and little green plants started sprouting in the carpet.
Annamagelic 4 years ago (edited)
I was a bridesmaid at a wedding where the groom was very nervous in front of a large crowd. He was repeating his vows in almost a whisper, so the priest promted him to speak up. He repeated his next line, still in a whisper exactly as the priest had said, " louder to be my wife" The priest, the bride and the bridesmaids were the only ones who heard, but it was really hard not to burst out laughing. The groom had no idea what he had said until we told him later.
Lori Ballard 4 years ago (edited)
At my wedding my pregnant cousin caught the bouquet and an ex-boyfriend caught the garter. I also went to a wedding where the bride and groom ended up cutting each others hands when they were cutting the cake!
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