The Washington Department Of Natural Resources Twitter Has People In Stitches With These 41 Tweets

Ok I like this one lol

Isn't that the whole point? No noise? Just the wholesome nature? Like nothing? Or maybe birds and the occasional aeroplane? It wasn't about going in nature with the same noise as home, right ?

beautiful

lol

Does that mean you should say "spspspsp"?

oh no they found out SWIM AWAY MY BROTHERS

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

My calves feel this.

he has the right to bear paws.

I'd like to see a Karen pull that egg trick off.

Free idea to make your millions: giant thick foam bathing suits. Speedo-style for men, bikini for women, foam 3-4 inches thick. Floatation without messing up the tan! 😎

For those wondering, the 7 other hiking essentials are water, shelter, appropriate clothing, sun block, mosquito repellent, food, snacks, snacks to give squirrels, a roadside assistance kit, a spare tire, and a pet fish. EDIT: Many people are making the excellent point that we should not be feeding wild animals like squirrels. I completely agree. Let’s decide right now that the squirrel snacks are NOT FOR FEEDING. They are only to SHOW the squirrels, then firmly put them away. Squirrels benefit from learning that everything in life will not go their way everyday.

MOST? ...

They look like Mario’s shoes.

Body temperature fluids hydrate you faster. Just sayin'

*burn*

This really pisses me off. I live in WA state and I don't want to see a hillside of your trash because you can't be bothered to pay at the dump. It's really sad, I see this everywhere! Next time make sure you throw away your mail too jackass.

"Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Big Mac? you can get two sides and a drink with a purchase of one Big Mac, only at Mcdonalds! (I'm lovin' it! 🎶Buh duh bum bum bummm🎶)"

I love miniature horses. Who doesn’t?

Is that not norm?

It's amazing how animals can find their way home. Nature never ceases to amaze me. ❤️

It could be set in the 90s: Loggers vs Spotted Owls

These are super funny if you are a serious hiker.

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“People who ruin nature’s riches get stitches.”

That is the worst burn i have ever seen 🔥

"How to hide a body using ice fishing..."

Homophones

Ok seriously is the lake/pond/river like just out of frame? Did it fall off a trailer. Boats are great places for feral cats to live. Insulated lots of nooks and crannies go hide. Just saying

kinda reminds me of jaiden animations' relationships video

Hot girl: I'm so beautiful! *coughs in dehydration* Yup! Totally worth it! Hydrated Girl: I may not be the prettiest, but at least I'm hydrated and won't get sick!

also throw your earth-killing plastic in a recycling bin, not the ground

With a taste of your plastic I come undone/You're toxic, ripping apart turtle love

As a pet owner/parent.. having an animal is a responsibility. That includes what goes into and what comes out of your pet.

.... As in crush your enemies in a hydrologic press.

don't make pspspspspsps noises to this kind of cougar either.

gosh, what happened on November 18th?

There is a town in Washington named George. It is the only town/state combo that is a U.S. president’s first and last name. Yay!

I feel like this simple trail etiquette is no longer known by anyone anymore... just me?

It's both... mua ha ha ha ha

This is literally the middle of the thread. Here's context: https://twitter.com/waDNR/status/1636171889898033152?t=zze_CjcDTMiuJ6eJ7DmdPw&s=19