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Hiya, love! Are you alright?

If you’re not from the UK, you might associate the place with several things: tea, rainy weather, polite individuals who love a good pub and the royal family. But as it turns out, living in the UK isn’t all sunshine and roses (well, actually, there’s very little sunshine at all). As it turns out, being a Brit comes along with plenty of challenges, like when a person cuts in the queue or mum doesn’t make enough gravy for Christmas dinner!

To provide a safe space for Brits to rant about all of the minor inconveniences and frustrations they encounter daily that they’re far too polite to say anything about at the time, the Very British Problems Twitter account was born. If you are from the UK or you’ve lived there for a while, you just might relate to these VBPs, and if you can’t, enjoy this dive into the British psyche. Down below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most painfully relatable qualms that have been mentioned on the Very British Problems Twitter account, as well as interviews we were lucky enough to receive from Rob Temple, the creator of the page, and fellow Brit Fran Taylor, the woman behind the blog Whinge, Whinge Wine.

Be sure to upvote the problems that you know all too well, and let us know in the comments any other VBPs you’d like to bring to the public’s attention. Then if you’re looking for even more of these hilarious tweets, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Very British Problems right here!  

More info: Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | TikTok | VeryBritishProblems.com

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Mohsie Supposie
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3 years ago

Me. Every single time!!

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    3 years ago

    🤣😂🤣😂 happened to me this morning

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    3 years ago

    These are all Irish sayings 2, we would say it went badly but sure its grand

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    Potty pagan panda
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    3 years ago

    It’s horrible for many of us.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    All the while someone is dying, and there is Full rush!!

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    "Ooh, before I forget!"

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    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago

    I'll think of a good comment here if I have time...

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    "I'll give them a chance to reply"

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    In Phoebe's words: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

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    Potty pagan panda
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    3 years ago

    My life

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    3 years ago

    Can confirm.

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    Person 2 needs a stern talking to

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    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago

    You're in!!

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    Not even bothering to check what the queue is for in the first place!

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    Ta!

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    Sour Cherry Candy
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    3 years ago

    Liz Truss

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    Darkiriscat
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    3 years ago

    Yes.

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    AniaSD
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    3 years ago

    Again, same in Poland. Especially in Silesia

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    Ace
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    3 years ago

    ...but nobody died.

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    Imaginary Friend
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    3 years ago

    As a person from North-East England, I can assure you we're not that polite. If we're livid, you're going to get a LOT of swearing.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    3 years ago

    This thread makes me so happy in my awkward, Bri'ish heart.

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    Chancey
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    3 years ago

    I'm from US and the thumbs up means conversation is done!

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    Emma Pitkin
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    3 years ago

    I believe you

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    Lolly
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    3 years ago

    Every time

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    ... except when it is true, and you have to insist and stress that you mean it literally!

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    Penny Tent (she/her)
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    3 years ago

    The thing actually said when they are done is “Welp, I tried.”

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    Mark Stewart
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    3 years ago

    The answer to all life's woes is a cup of tea.

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    NetworkMan
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    3 years ago

    I gave a homeless man £10 pounds the other day, as he was sat in the snow begging for a hot drink, so I thought with it being Christmas and me having spare money, I'd let him have it. I know people will say 'He will just spend it on alchol or drugs!!!', but I don't care. The problem was he then burst into tears, and I didn't know what to do. I'm not great in situations like that, so I just sat with him while he cried and told me that he had no family and spends Christmas on the streets. Broke my heart a little bit that did. I think we all need to appricate the time we get to spend with loved ones this time of year.

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago

    I've lived half of my life near the equator (daylight hours are the same all year long), living in the UK now for decades and I still can't get over the 10pm sunshine in summer or the complete darkness at 4pm in winter. I couldn't cope with any higher latitudes than southern Scotland!

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago

    I'd rather die.

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    Linziaj
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    3 years ago

    These are so funny and accurate

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    It's being delivered by Yodel or Evri

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    Anita Edwardd
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    3 years ago

    Love it!

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    Carries
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    3 years ago

    Especially lately!

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    Jojo
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Translation: I completely forgot about it (or just plainly procrastinating 😂) Saved my a$$ at work many times

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Excuse me, sorry, what's wrong with saying that?

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    Phillip Hart
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    3 years ago

    Hence the response being, "Oh?"

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago

    Where my parents lived, the green bins were orange, where's the sense in that I ask you

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    I have bashed my knees into my bed so many times I am past apologising and now curse it. The bed has not moved from its spot since we moved in.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago (edited)

    "Unexpected item in bagging area." Aaaaaaargh! Kill me now!

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    Eastendbird
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    3 years ago

    This right here. Every, bloody time.

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    Jods
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    3 years ago

    Usually means you’re in deep shite.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago

    Yogurt is not pudding. Not even with custard on it

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    Awkward Lady
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    3 years ago

    Why I hate staying in anybody's home!

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    Fabian Bernard
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    3 years ago

    Totally my Brit supervisor ! I kind like him anyway

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    Whatever you pick for them will be wrong

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    Goth Mouse (he/they)
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    3 years ago

    This is me 😅

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    AJay
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    3 years ago

    Extra points if the pyjamas don't go in the same set, the coat is your ma's and the shoes don't match

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    Mark Stewart
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    3 years ago

    Usually either, "it wasn't bad but I wouldn't have it again" or "that was disappointing, I was really looking forward to that".

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    Mark Stewart
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    3 years ago

    I feel seen.

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    Pat
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    3 years ago

    I've lived in my house almost 50 years and there has no car has set so much as a wheel in this garage. Not even British but I can relate to so many VBP.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago

    All of the above

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    Cuppa tea?
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    3 years ago

    At your leisure.

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    AJay
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    3 years ago

    And it all depends on what words you stress and the way you arrange your face when saying it!

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    Who leaves cheese long enough for it to go off

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    Lace Neil
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    3 years ago

    Well, if you die from hyperthermia you won't need to pay.

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    Lolly
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    3 years ago

    After dojng that awkward ran/jog/fast walk thing all the while wishing they had just let the door close on you. Same when a car flashes you across the road, that kind of run

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago

    "still raining?" "No, I fell out of a boat"

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    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago

    I call that a parking trap.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago

    + "who was that?"

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    Arwen
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    As I once saw a comedian point out, they’ll always be in the last place you look - not like you’re going to find them and then look a bit more just for fun!

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    "Can I borrow you a second?"

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    AJay
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    3 years ago

    Half the time it sounds like they are the same person

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago

    The nerve!!!!

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago

    It will. It was. I am. ;-)

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    Linziaj
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    3 years ago

    Its not an optional extra lol

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    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago

    Yes!!

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    Minath
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    3 years ago

    Answer the door wearing a coat, if you want to see the person tell them you just got home, if you don't want to see them tell them you are just on your way out.

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    I fill mine to the brim with gravy

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    NetworkMan
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    3 years ago

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    Jods
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    3 years ago

    And don’t move the cushions.

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    Rowan/Vin
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    3 years ago

    BECAUSE THEY NEVER ACTUALLY ARE

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    Jods
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    3 years ago

    Knowing I have an abscess in a back tooth but not doing anything about it until it really hurts to swallow and needing intravenous antibiotics.

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    Minath
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    3 years ago

    My mother to me whenever she informs me of a family gathering.

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    Widdershins66
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    3 years ago

    Lol, so true in this day and age!

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    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago

    Sadly in Australia, at least in the larger towns/cities, the driver rarely goes to the door these days, just puts the retrieval card in your letterbox and leaves :( Glad I moved to a small town- only had one package not delivered in the 15 months I've been here.

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    Nicole Weymann
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    3 years ago

    "We don't do that here"

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    Mark Stewart
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    3 years ago

    Narrator: "It was not in fact possible."

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    Cuppa tea?
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    3 years ago

    Hence saying: no news is good news.

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    Nat of Clan P
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    3 years ago

    Immediate pyjamas. hahaha.

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    Mabelbabel
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    3 years ago

    Same with hot cross buns and creme eggs.

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    Ann Dennis
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    3 years ago

    OMG you've heard me (try to) tell a joke!

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    Jods
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    3 years ago

    In my case it’s called a deterrent.

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    James016
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    3 years ago

    Have a day

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    Jessica Massie
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    3 years ago

    When I lived in the U.K. and people would say "Are you alright?" I used to think maybe they thought something was wrong with me! Same language - but took a bit to understand the right way to respond. And that they didn't think anything was wrong with me.