Artist Imagines What Having A Vampire Boyfriend Is Like And It’s Not The One From Twilight

I laughed way too hard here.

Now, fly along Count Dracula, will you please, and go after the Sackler family who now is declaring bankruptcy for Purdue Pharma, the maker of Oxytocin opioid painkiller that has killed so many Americans along with the pain, after siphoning billions off to off-shore tax havens. I am sure they are juicier than most and you do not need to worry, for since they are of a different kind of blood-suckers, it does not count as cannibalism.

hey, an original four-panel funny comic? wow, didn't know it did that

Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted to. Traveling the world to see things most people only ever see on TV is going to be especially fun if you turn to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife you will have become the world's strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited.

Let’s write that book together. I have an idea that will blow your mind...hint. It has to do with our ancestry.💕💙

Aw..... who's a deadly predator?

eating mice is one

Cute!

Just go at night when the full moon hits the water.

Vampires can go into daylight the stupid as f**k sparkles or even the bursting into flames is all recent

Okay, this is adorable.

How sweet!

Lol

That's so Peg

I am going to tell you all these because we all want to live a wealthy, long lasting life and to become immortals I am a physic vampire and I only want to give guidelines to become a vampire with great skills, Though being a vampire has certain limitations, But it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in life and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. you will have more time to do alot, Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV. This is going to be especially fun if you turn into a vampire. Clan vampires will show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, Travel, Go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife you will beco

put that on my gravestone

had to google the Story behind the valentines day

He’s right.

I'd say this pedestal looks very natural with a cat on top :D

It looks perfect there!

Awwwww... he could be a motivational speaker!!

That's really sweet. Do not go walking by yourself in the dark though.

That was sweet of Neculai! Besides, these games are always rigged.

That a very good use of a damned spirit..

You’d bat-ter believe it

No bones about it.

oh oh, look (laughs, lol) She meant the rhetoric meaning to it Mr. Vampire. Lol this comic is amazing!

I really appreciate how well this conveys what works about their relationship: Neculai is jaded and miserable, but Peg brings joy and light back into his life <3

The panda's face lol

She does not, and she doesn't care :-)

The Queen of his cold heart....

Love at first sight....or is it bite?

Edward was a creepy stalker, so no you don’t want someone like him.

Yeah, Stan!

Omg, I bet he has refused to drink while he has been with Peg, oh no, Stan...... RUN

I feel like that in the second square, it’s the classic villain scene of “well, well, well...what do we have here?”

Burn. Oh wait. Maybe I shouldn’t say that about a vampire cartoon...

that will take you about 1,000 years more to build, trust me, it hurts putting that all together.

I like this guy.

I'm feeling with her!

At least their dates will never be 100% cliché and never mundane. ☺

draguta?

Hehehe, bloodletting was en vogue! He must have been a poplar physician then.

Neculai is so sociable.