The aptly named Million Girls Project has listened to your cries, and bestowed upon you the accessory of your dreams: an umbrella whose underside shows the underpants of an animé school-girl. Called “Un-burera,” a play on the words “underpants” and “umbrella.”

The Million Girls Project produces products that promote the idea of “Crazy Japan.” It also warns that “This umbrella will cause an intense sense of shame to the user,” and that, “The use of public roads will be at your own risk.”

More info: milliongirlsproject.jp (h/t: rocketnews)