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Most signs are designed to make life easier, because they give directions, explain rules, point out warnings, and tell us what we should or shouldn't be doing. At least, that's the idea. Every now and then, though, someone comes across a sign that seems to have missed the memo entirely.

Maybe the wording is hilariously confusing, the instructions contradict themselves, or the message is so confusing and contradictory that you have to stop and read it again just to make sure you got it right.

A Reddit page dedicated to these curious discoveries has been collecting some of the funniest, most bewildering examples spotted around the world. From poorly worded notices to signs that raise far more questions than they answer, these finds prove that even the simplest messages can take a spectacularly unexpected turn. So, get ready for a collection that might leave you more confused than informed!

#1

True I Guess?

Public library outdoor sign showcasing real-life signs with funny messages about internet truth.

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sbj
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I love libraries but you can't believe everything you read in some books is also true

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    #2

    True I Guess

    Hilarious real-life signs featuring a joke about Adam and Eve on a yellow marquee sign

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    sbj
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    2 hours ago

    And we've all followed their lead

    #3

    Beeeeeeees!

    Real-life signs warning about angry bees outside doors with funny printed message

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    #4

    The Key To Life…,

    Humorous real-life sign at Indian Hills Community Center with a pun about being locked out

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    #5

    Creepy Sign

    Real-life street sign modified with graffiti showing a figure pushing the red border

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    #6

    Smartphone Zombies?

    Funny real-life warning sign reading BEWARE OF SMARTPHONE ZOMBIES along a street.

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    Kiki Likes Sweets
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    2 hours ago

    The scrolling d**d?

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    #7

    What Happened To You? LOL

    Real-life signs showing a funny storefront message about closing the public restroom due to horrific experiences

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    sbj
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    1 hour ago

    Where I live if you serve Food and Drinks it's a legal requirement to have a restroom

    #8

    Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolate…,

    Funny real-life sign stating Every Woman Is a Doll with humorously confusing options.

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    #9

    Bathroom Requires A Sacrifice!

    Amusing real-life restroom sign pictograms where e*******n creates a funny unintended message.

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    #10

    I Nearly Just Spit Out My Coffee

    Funny real-life sign reading FOR LEASE NAVIDAD outside a commercial building

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    #12

    Well, What Should I Do?

    A contradictory real-life sign with a STOP sign placed directly above a NO STOPPING AT ANY TIME sign.

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    #13

    Just Arrest Me Already

    A funny red and white sign reading Private Sign Do Not Read, showing poor e*******n in real-life signs.

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    sbj
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    2 hours ago

    HaHa, too late

    #14

    You Could Have Told That Earlier!

    Funny real-life sign on a glass door giving comical pull and push instructions.

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    sbj
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    1 hour ago

    Only ' probably' ?

    #15

    Sign At A Local Park

    Sarcastic real-life anti-littering sign listing funny check-box reasons at a park.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Adopt A Highway Next 4 Miles

    An Adopt a Highway real-life sign with the funny name JOMAMA on it.

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    #17

    Pigeons: We Prefer Our Garbage Bland, Thanks

    Hilarious meme sign warning not to season pigeons, demonstrating real-life signs with funny mistakes.

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    #18

    Guess I Should’ve Made A Reservation

    Chain-link gate at a cemetery with a sign reading NO UNAUTHORIZED BURIALS.

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    #19

    Ok I'll Not Go There

    Humorous real-life sign warning about dangerous Australian wildlife leading to a tombstone for the next 4000 km

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    Angela B
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    1 hour ago

    *laughs in Australian*

    #20

    They're The Same Thing!

    Funny real-life signs showing a confusing message that reads GARBAGE ONLY NO TRASH.

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    #21

    The Irony

    Real-life signs fail as a car rests overturned beside a Thank You For Driving Carefully sign.

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    Ben Kay
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    1 hour ago

    Well thanks to most of you.

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    #22

    Sign Of The Times

    Humorous sign shop message showing real-life signs about inflation and grocery prices

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    sbj
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    46 minutes ago

    I can do this with one finger

    #23

    Bless His Heart

    Funny real-life signs on a highway billboard rented just to block injury lawyers

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    #24

    They Couldn't Get It Right

    Poorly designed real-life billboard sign reading WE DONT CARE STOP due to color layout.

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    #25

    Imagine You Just Buy A Sandwich And See This

    Stadium scoreboard showing an urgent real-life sign warning about a food recall

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    #26

    Should I Be Scared?

    Funny real-life road sign showing a moose eating an overturned car in a field.

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    Angela B
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    1 hour ago

    Yup.

    #27

    Who’s Doing This?

    Humorous real-life sign hanging under greenery that reads, Please Do Not Lick The Walls.

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    #28

    Pretty Clear To Me

    Confusing real-life sign on a glass door spelling PULLSH instead of push or pull.

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    #29

    Do Not Use Soda Machine To Wash Your Hands

    Bizarre real-life sign posted on a soda machine asking people not to wash their hands with it.

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    #31

    You Have Cat To Be Kitten Me Right Meow!

    Yellow road sign warning to be careful of cats jumping out, placed under a One Way sign

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    #32

    No, They Do Not!

    Confusing sign stating Flowers Produce Eggs placed in a garden as a real-life sign failure.

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    #33

    Thanks... I Guess?

    A redundant red traffic sign pointing up to an actual stop sign as a funny example of real-life signs.

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    #34

    9 Days In A Week

    A store banner claiming to be Open 9 Days A Week, representing real-life signs with funny e*******n mistakes.

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    #35

    All Roads Lead To Kottayam

    A confusing green road sign pointing to Kottayam in multiple directions as an example of real-life signs gone wrong.

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    #36

    Punctuation Is So Important!

    A warning sign near water reading Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here, an example of poorly planned real-life signs.

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    47 minutes ago

    If the water is not good enough for them then I won't swim here either

    #37

    Florida As It's Finest

    A warning sign attached directly to a fence despite stating not to attach anything, showing real-life signs irony.

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    #38

    We Already Knew That!

    One of many funny real-life signs stating DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER in bold red letters.

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    #39

    Nah, I'm Good!

    Funny real-life signs with a sarcastic no soliciting message about charging money for listening to sales pitches

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    #40

    But How?

    Funny real-life signs showing a humorous doctor waiting room notice featuring pictograms

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    #41

    Posting This In Front Of My Condo

    Real-life signs featuring a blunt warning notice for potential buyers near a farm or ranch property

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    #42

    You Can Leave That Holy Water At Home, Pal

    Real-life sign with misspelled notice about dogs not allowed on course

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    #43

    ...all The Way To The Ground

    Funny real-life signs displaying Rivershore Grill message Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    1 hour ago

    If only there were a synonym for fall that doesn't have an alternate (and in this case unfortunate) meaning...

    #44

    My Aunt Took This Picture During The Pandemic

    Funny real-life sign at a bookstore reclassifying travel, sci-fi, and epidemiology sections

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    #45

    Turn Back Now

    A ominous real-life sign stating IT WILL END IN TEARS displaying poor e*******n.

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    #46

    Someone Help Me!

    A hilarious real-life sign asking for a smart husband using a complex mathematical equation.

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    #48

    This Generation

    Funny safety sign as an example of real-life signs with mixed messages about fire safety and social media.

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    #49

    Are We There Yet?

    Street sign pointing toward Pinckney Recreation Area and Hell.

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    #50

    Giant Mosquito?

    Funny real-life sign depicting a giant mosquito carrying away a human figure near a forest

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    #51

    I Thought I Paid The Priest Enough When I Was Altar Boy

    Funny real-life signs asking if you get repossessed if you don't pay your exorcist.

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    #52

    Left Or Right?

    A confusing real-life road sign reading RIGHT LANE MUST RIGHT LEFT outdoors.

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    #54

    Witch In The Area?

    A real-life road marking with a painted witch icon near a stop line.

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    #56

    Really! Then Where Exactly Do We Wait?

    A confusing sign that says Please don't wait in our waiting room, illustrating real-life signs that failed in planning.

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    nottheactualphoto
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    1 hour ago

    You can sit here in the waiting room, or you can wait here in the sitting room.

    #57

    Don't Worry, I Won't!

    Vague real-life signs posted on a tree reading PLEASE Don't Thank you without any context.

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    #58

    I Don't Think This Is Right?

    Confusing real-life signs with arrows pointing bicycles and cars in strange directions on a bridge.

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    #59

    Right Lane Must Right Left

    Wrong turn real-life road sign with unclear lane directions

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    1 hour ago

    heard you the first time

    #60

    Sign Above My Hotel Toilet

    Funny real-life sign showing incorrect toilet usage illustrations

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    #61

    Ummmm.... Why??

    Confusing real-life sign with conflicting push and pull door instructions

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    #62

    The Factory Sign

    A confusing real-life sign about factory opening hours showing poor planning and e*******n.

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    #63

    Then Where Do I Go?

    Confusing street sign reading Entrance Only Do Not Enter, showcasing poorly executed real-life signs.

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    #64

    What In The World?!?!

    Triangular warning sign showing a wheelchair sliding down a slope into a crocodile mouth.

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    25 minutes ago

    Just like in Mac and Me! Except the annoying kid didn't get eaten by alligators.

    #66

    No Smoking Dogs

    Funny real-life sign showing icons for no smoking, no dogs, and a hilarious no smoking dogs rule

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    #67

    I'll Go Elsewhere For My Emergency Then!

    Paper sign wrapped on an emergency phone post stating out of order and asking not to have emergencies there

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    #68

    Ice Is Scarce In This Hotel

    Real-life sign on out of order ice machine directing users to a long list of alternative floor numbers

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    #69

    Closed Or Not Closed, That Is The Question

    Confusing real-life sign stating a road may or may not be closed on a specific date

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    #70

    For Sale

    Warning sign listing terrible defects for a house for sale, showing real-life signs of bad property deals

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    #71

    Can Someone Explain This To Me?

    Real-life signs with errors reading Maximum Occupancy 12.34 Persons on a wall.

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    #72

    $1.00 Items Availale Here

    Paper sign with typos listed on a machine showing real-life signs that failed e*******n.

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    #73

    Private Property

    Warning sign reading Mad Squirrel Protect Your Nuts among funny real-life signs.

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    #74

    Where Do I Go Now?

    A misspelled sign reading Warning Do Not Dumb Here No Dumb Area as an example of real-life signs e*******n fails.

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    #75

    Amman/Jordan

    A funny real-life blue sign with a typo reading VALET BARKING with a right arrow.

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    #76

    Thank For Telling Me I Guess

    Humorous real-life sign warning about potholes, no swimming, and no bungee jumping

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    1 hour ago

    This is meant to refer to the landform "potholes" rather than the infrastructure defect "potholes," right? It makes perfect sense if one is familiar with that use of the word, but it isn't commonly used in this way through much of North America.

    #77

    Then Why Is It There??

    Pointless red real-life sign stating SIGN NOT IN USE along a countryside road

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    #78

    I Don't Think Squirrels Can Do Anything

    A green park sign reading Squirrels Have Right Of Way showing real-life signs with funny message e*******n.

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    #79

    Don’t Feed The Toilet Milk & Oreos!

    A sign stating Do Not Throw Foreign Articles Into The Toilet, demonstrating real-life signs gone wrong.

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