35 Times People Were Unmatched On Dating Apps For Hilarious Reasons

Excellent.

OH GOD NOT THE REMOTES 😭 i have trouble finding them when in they’re stuck in the couch there’s no way i would look on top of the facking fridge 😭😭

Wow where do y'all find such boring people

if i ever to decide to have a child i am now naming it megatron hands down

HA! This one did you a favor

*them having a while romance novel going on in the youtube comment section as people just surreptitiously read the drama*

I offishially like you

f in chat for the heartbreak 😔😔✊✊💔💔💔💔💔

Fluent in sarcasm is usually code for a scolding a*s

“you’re too smart for me” i’m dying 💀

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how dare they not answer the supreme question about bread

ah, your mom jokes *chefs kiss*

Ah well

unfortunately yes

No that's Lions fans

In that situation and he's still looking for the one... my man.

Another "you're too smart for me" man.

someone had a bad experience with the fake blood sauce..

Hey! Chess is awesome! Anyone wanna play? P a w n to E4

Oh well, anyone fancy a crab leg meat sandwich? I’m vegetarian myself but somehow I just enjoy making sandwiches out of crab legs my friends always waste on dinners. Making it, not eating it. Then they eat it too. (Ok now I’ve just realized, it seems like all the food they order at restaurants, none of them are purely vegetables. Is this normal, vegetarians people with non-vegetarian friends)

Lol Nice one.

Awesome that you are in recovery. Keep going

You dodged a bullet. A cannonball. A missile

You were supposed to ask her back if she had a plane

What a baby!

You monster!

His girlfriend probably works in your department

Either someone played with his profile or he's so far in the closet that his aß is chilling in Narnia

*WHEEZE* not the chatting over google docs my little sister talks with her school friends that way 💀💀

We have a £1K tabby. We had to pay that much at the vet to help him recover after we adopted him. Totally worth it. We all love him. He is part of the family.

Since when was beetle juice a musical?! I haven’t even seen it

whoa didnt know smash bros fans were so hostile about their allegiences!

She was imagining what your bedsheets smell like. She’s not wrong.

I don't get it -- did the guy accidentally bump the unmatch button while he was driving? Or, did he see the OP from afar and then unmatch?

Sense of humor: Man version = fart jokes

Nope. When I finish one, I pick up the next one from the stack. If people keep writing books, I'm never going to catch up. 😄

oooh that's harsh

Now that is sad....

I have no idea what this means. Does BBC stand for something other than British Broadcasting Company?

Trekkie all the way lmao

Now and want to see before and after pics. Must have been a dramatic change!

Why is this a reason to unmatch?? Is this not a hilarious backstory for an epic romance?

Looking for a personal healer

Gee. I can't imagine why.

He’s afraid you are more interested in Fido than in him.

You know not matching with someone because they have a different level of intelligence isn't a bad thing. If I can't regularly follow your conversation because it's either above my head, or so dumb I feel my brain leaking out of my ears then we probably aren't a good match

Place ain't big enough for two Patrick's.

Racist prick. You dodged a bullet.

"Nothing too fancy." That's marriage material fool.

FM stands for Football Manager; a video game. Proudie is a gamer who streams and has a YT channel regarding Football Manager. Guess not everyone is into gamers.

Well this is understandable. You weren't offering much to the convo then proceeded to make him feel like his interest was dumb. Y'all wouldn't have gotten far anyway lol

She unmatched you because your a racist pos!