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Comedian Pokes Fun At “Conservative Logic” By “Defending” 30 Of The Most Evil Villains
Comedy is one of those few things that seems like it will never hit the bottom of the barrel. As long as the world continues to spin, people will continue to come up with ways to keep everyone entertained through laughter.
Take Greg Larsen, for instance. The award-winning actor, writer, director, and comedian went to Twitter asking people to share names of those who are universally agreed to be evil. You know, people like genocidal dictators, serial killers, and just plain baddies, whether real or fictional.
This way, he challenged himself to defend them and their actions using “conservative logic.” And the internet delivered, bringing in nearly 80,000 likes and over 18,000 retweets, suggesting some of the seemingly most undefendable people (and non-humans) in history.
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Bored Panda invites you to read through some of Greg’s best attempts at defending these baddies to the best of his “conservative” ability. And while you’re down there, why not vote and comment on the ones you enjoyed the most!
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Gary Garcia 5 years ago
Covid literally destroyed the annual influenza epidemic. Good on you Covid-19.
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birdie asf 5 years ago
HELPING THE BRITISH ECONOMY- LMAO WHY IS THIS SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY
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*insert funny name* 5 years ago
I feel like I have to post something, because currently there are no comments here
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Finn Jager 5 years ago
It is indeed the planets fault for not being careful where to float, just like an automobile not looking at the road and crashing into a motorcycle.
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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
Love the fact that the response doesn’t know what inquisition means
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Nevits Yibble 5 years ago
This is actually the argument you hear from Manson worshipers and apologists today. Problem is you're still guilty of murder if you have someone else do it for you
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Joran Quinten 5 years ago
He's (or was) actually considered a national hero in Romania if I'm not mistaken, for defending against the Ottoman Empire
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Finn Jager 5 years ago
Sauron just wanted to be known under a good name, look at what happend to him......
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Dalton Dickerhoof 5 years ago
I would defend this guy, but he also most likely killed baby yoda. No one kills baby yoda.
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Ignoring facts like 35 murders isn't uncommon in conservative logic.
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Finn Jager 5 years ago (edited)
Jokes aside Genghis indeed fought and won a war because the other side attacked a peaceful trading caravan from him.
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*insert funny name* 5 years ago
Honestly when I was a kid I never wanted to shower, I thought showering was more painful than waterboarding
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Johane Moller 5 years ago
I hate to agree with anything Morrissey says because he's a c#$t but he did say he would assassinate Donald Trump.
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Another Fool on the Hill 5 years ago
Is Lenin in fact pictured as one of the evil ones? As far as I know, he just wanted to improve the life of everyone but the tsar's...
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LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
I both love and hate how accurate this is, oh my gosh. I swear, 95% of the conservative arguments I see on social media look exactly like this, and generally rely on logical fallacies instead of hard evidence.
SirPatTheCat 5 years ago
You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha
Carmen Sandiego 5 years ago
Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.
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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.
Load More Replies... LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
I both love and hate how accurate this is, oh my gosh. I swear, 95% of the conservative arguments I see on social media look exactly like this, and generally rely on logical fallacies instead of hard evidence.
SirPatTheCat 5 years ago
You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha
Carmen Sandiego 5 years ago
Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.
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