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Someone Made An “Unspirational” Instagram Account For People Who Hate Inspirational Quotes, And It’s Hilarious
The internet is awash with generic inspirational quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there's nothing you're not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account full of shitty life tips is for you.
It's called "Unspirational," and as you can see from the hilarious motivational phrases below, that's precisely what it is. Think you're special? You're not. You're only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What's the point? You'll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked!
Sure, for some these demotivational quotes might seem pretty harsh, but it is always healthy to have a reality check and set your goals so that you can really reach them.
Scroll down for uninspirational quotes, prepare to be uninspired and maybe even have a laugh, because some of these are just hilariously funny quotes.
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Marina Allemani (ReginaVeleno) 8 years ago
And can you please avoid breathing in my general direction, too? Thanks.
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Daniel Losinger 8 years ago
As a former college-level math tutor, I can prove mathematically that there are many situations where it is possible to give 110%.
EmpireStrikesHard 8 years ago
Exactly. In Agile software development, If you plan for 100% of your sprint capacity, and find that it is possible to pull in extra work, it is possible to have an output greater than 100%. Quarterly profits of companies can be greater than 100%.
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Lee Howard 8 years ago
And people who are annoyed by this obviously don't tip servers in restaurants. I happen to pay 120% for dinner when I eat out. Furthermore, if a movie ticket costs $10 and I have $11 in my wallet, then I'm "110% ready," aren't I? So shut the f**k up, idiots.
Sarah Philipsheck 8 years ago
i always tip based on the service. Why do you have to post that you give 110% that is the point. who gives a rats a*s if you give 100% or 5%...or 110%. seriously...
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Hermione St John Spiggott 8 years ago
Is it just pedants who like this or does it annoy, in equal measure, everyone who despairs at the spread of neo-liberalism?
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Beth McFadden 8 years ago
Yet another benefit to shutting the f**k up. In addition, 5 out of 5 Denis Learys recommend shutting the f**k up.
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Jade Lynn 8 years ago
2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.
Erin Zelnio 8 years ago
I wouldn't consider that part of your order. That's more like different part of the conversation. :)
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cassiushumanmother 8 years ago
A light white vegan mokaccino gluten free/fat free/sugar free with extra grass cream, extra cactus spinked juice and sparkles of licorn poop toping please
Mindy Keys 8 years ago
It just is not the same without the cactus sprinkles. Who can't understand that? What are we - animals??
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Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
"One big cup of black coffee, please" 7 words and I do not see the problem. But I understand what he meant. This 'caramel, upside-down, foam on side, hazelnut sprinkle and five drops of griffin blood' thing. If your company has to offer twenty things to change taste and smell of coffee, well, they should consider change of the coffee itself.
Carol Stephen 8 years ago
I dunno, griffin blood sounds rather intriguing! lol
Load More Replies... Marina Allemani (ReginaVeleno) 8 years ago
Hmmm... What's wrong with "Good morning, can I have a coffe, please?"
Michael Rothschild 8 years ago
Here in Canada at Tim's: "Double double please. Thanks." 4 words. No problem.
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troufaki13 8 years ago
I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D
Milda Mockūnaitė 8 years ago
What if I eat, and that's why nobody will never see me naked?.. ://////////////////////////////////
Karen J. White 8 years ago
They don't, I live alone and like it that way, it took some adjusting tho
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PARANOIDANDROID 8 years ago
only that you would be wearing the same outfit in every pic
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Or just forget about Facebook, Instagram and etc. Only stupid people would believe every story they see on the Net, so you are wasting your time.
Celestial Lynx 8 years ago
And change your outfit every couple pictures. Like, ew. Who wears the same work out outfit every single day???
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Socially Awkward 8 years ago
If you can't handle me at my worst... that's okay. I can't even handle my self at my worst
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Nga Kieu 8 years ago
Ha! 😂 gotta shower for work but, shaving? haven't shave my legs for almost a year!. 😊
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Trevin Blount! 8 years ago
Like the accumulated filth after a few days of hiking is a great replacement for sunscreen!
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PARANOIDANDROID 8 years ago
you should always shower, if anything, at least for mental health!
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Nga Kieu 8 years ago
good pizza are hard to find and they're not cheap either :)
Load More Replies... S Missions 8 years ago
Not really.. people tend to think things that are expensive are somehow better, when that is not always the case.
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Tarmin Slingerfinger 8 years ago
One could argue that both are the same but that's a philosophical conversation. And also disagree because I think a******s hurt themselves and society way more than idiots(if we exclude the idiots that are both from the equation)
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Maria Beilschmidt 8 years ago
I only correct my own grammar online, but I correct everyone's in my head.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Or down to your a*s. A yummy food always gives you the required inspiration for quotes. ;)
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Marina Allemani (ReginaVeleno) 8 years ago
Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.
Cathy Carnahan Hills 8 years ago
The first time I ever heard of it was on the Today show. I was shocked they were talking about it so openly. Then I realized they were talking about a photo. I cracked up laughing.
PARANOIDANDROID 8 years ago
one could take a selfie with other people, a selfie is not necessarily an aloney
Bonnie Alcorn 8 years ago
Don't mean to burst your bubble (yes, I do). I do like your reference to NSFW, because that was exactly where my mind went when I read the portion of your name enclosed in parentheses. Sorry. I can't help it!
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
For some people (notably, irritating bosses) time costs nothing. I don't know if this is also in all other countries but here, in Bulgaria they give scholarships every month to students from 10th to 12th grade with a success bigger than 5,50(the highest is 6). I asked my mum how much money do you get. When I realised it's around 100BGn(around 50 euros) I said definitely no. My free time costs far more than some odd 100 levas.
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
We simply don't have scholarships at all unless we are in higher education.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
As some people say, "Well, tomorrow's also a day." Dunno if they say it in a positive or not so positive way.
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David Gowers 8 years ago
Those are the times when you're not awake, but not yet deep enough asleep to dream...
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
A solid advice which would be a perfect addition for a book called "Life-surviving guide", if the book existed, of course.
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Jonathan Reyes 8 years ago
Who was he that said - People want to live forever but they even know what to do in the weekend.
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Ayesha Ahmed 8 years ago
Love it! Its actually very true. I live by this and pretty happy and successful in my life - even if I wasn't .. don't give a f! PS: I do try my best though.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Yeah, why do some people think it matters to others? Oh wait, I know. The speakers' lives are boring as hell, so they are trying to make an elephant out of a fly with experiences everyone else experienced. That's why I feel sorry for some losers on Facebook who take selfies in their school bathroom. I mean, it's a nice place to rethink your life, but really, why don't they make a special "smelly-selfie" phone so that we all know how's like to use an ordinary school bathroom?
Becca The Bear 8 years ago
See I read it completely differently. Mostly because I've recently developed an ED which has lead to my girlfriend asking me everyday what I've managed to eat.
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John King 8 years ago
We share the photos with the less fortunate. Here, have a bagel in Montreal. St-Viateur...6e2f33.jpg 
Branislava Simić 8 years ago
My favorite type of people are those who post photos of their meals from restaurants... They usually overpay for the food and provide free marketing for the restaurant. Brilliant...
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Katherine Wooten 8 years ago
As a trucker, one day is the same as the next, either turn and burn, or sit and wait. We work every day on the road, we don't stop running for holidays, and "the weekend" means nothing other than slower freight. I get sick of the "I hate Mondays" bitchfest and the "TGIF!!" fervor; THIS meme has to be my favorite so far, LMAO 😂
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S Missions 8 years ago
Cookies, bread, buns :) and doughnuts :) and bagles.. and potatoes and rice :)
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Вера Зотова 8 years ago
I read: "some of my best frends are crabs"and i just like How did you know??o_O
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Bisma Dewantara 8 years ago
And we fear of death. See ? Both life and death give us pain. Being born just beginning of purgatory
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/
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CatShatBrix 8 years ago
Nightmareception. The worst kind of inception there is.
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Maggi Wadsworth 8 years ago
That is too good! But it won't happen, except the two cups of coffee!
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Here to Troll 8 years ago
Wow, how's the weather up there? Your insults are just so witty that people can't comprehend them? That's amazing.
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Mardi Williams 8 years ago
Food that talks? Are we in the restaurant at the end of the universe...?
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Joy Nawati 8 years ago
I wish i could be the one to say this, instead of being the ignored one..
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Yeah, what's the difference anyway, you'd run either before, or after you miss the subway.
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Bisma Dewantara 8 years ago
For me, diet is just imaginary activity that i'll always do in my dream
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Avian Oddity 7 years ago
But speed dating is a fun way to be let down again and again in a short space of time!
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Bisma Dewantara 8 years ago
Just like my life, impossible goals that never reached. But i don't know why i'm still loving to dream it.
Ayesha Ahmed 8 years ago
Hey! me too! - can't stop dreaming and I love it!
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Juana 8 years ago
Oh this is my brother! He's always telling my mom and dad "happy birthday" or "happy anniversary" on his FB page. They never go on FB!
S Missions 8 years ago
There's an automated FB prompt for that.. and people are lazy and easily led.
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Vera Deme 8 years ago
Just said it before reading your comment! We think alike! ;)
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Jonah PlayzzAndMore 3 years ago
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Kennypompey 8 years ago
So this 's d kinda s**t u wanna be waking up to.....Hotshot!
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Herb Eaversmells 8 years ago
I've always found real inspirational quotes kind of lacking. If you need some stupid words written down to motivate or change you, then you are seriously lacking in self control and discipline. You have a seriously weak mind if a saying changed your outlook.
Leni 8 years ago
They don't do it for me either but some people just need a different look at a situation. No need to be so judgmental about people whose situation you've never been in.
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scottandkelly0812 8 years ago
There should be one that reads, "No one cares about your Instagram posts designed to prove how clever you are."
Angie Hamilton 8 years ago
Wow I love every one, till i see "i didnt reply you vause i just dont care abt ur feelings" hurts me, cause recently i like a guy thinking abt him everyday, he left my messages there didnt reply.....
Lisa Vaccarello 8 years ago
I searched "uninspirational" the owner of the account only had one image "Just Jump." Fake news.
Alexandra Prusator 8 years ago
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the man behind the instagram account; please give him credit for it.
Kranthi Kumar 6 years ago
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Kennypompey 8 years ago
So this 's d kinda s**t u wanna be waking up to.....Hotshot!
Load More Replies... Herb Eaversmells 8 years ago
I've always found real inspirational quotes kind of lacking. If you need some stupid words written down to motivate or change you, then you are seriously lacking in self control and discipline. You have a seriously weak mind if a saying changed your outlook.
Leni 8 years ago
They don't do it for me either but some people just need a different look at a situation. No need to be so judgmental about people whose situation you've never been in.
Load More Replies... scottandkelly0812 8 years ago
There should be one that reads, "No one cares about your Instagram posts designed to prove how clever you are."
Angie Hamilton 8 years ago
Wow I love every one, till i see "i didnt reply you vause i just dont care abt ur feelings" hurts me, cause recently i like a guy thinking abt him everyday, he left my messages there didnt reply.....
Lisa Vaccarello 8 years ago
I searched "uninspirational" the owner of the account only had one image "Just Jump." Fake news.
Alexandra Prusator 8 years ago
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the man behind the instagram account; please give him credit for it.
Kranthi Kumar 6 years ago
i want to say a very big thank you to this great man called Dr Ilekhojie for his wonderful work, for bringing back my ex lover who left me for almost a year. I am so so happy to come here to share this testimony to people for them to see and incase you want your lover back or you are having any other problem. Thank you! Akpabio contact akpabiospells@gmail.com or call +2349056543070
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