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Dating and falling in love can be a lot of fun, however, there’s no guarantee that you’ll get the happily ever after you’re looking for. Unfortunately, some relationships turn out to be complete train wrecks that continue to haunt people years after they break up due to all the toxicity.

Today, we’re featuring various internet users’ stories about the most unhinged, outrageous, and dumbest things their exes have ever said or done, as shared on TikTok. You’ll find their most unpleasant experiences with their ex-partners as you scroll down.

#1

45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet Gave me chlamydia when I was fighting cancer 😳👀🤦‍♀️

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Upstaged75
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This may be the worst one.

LB
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So far, I'd be inclined to agree

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Anne Roberts
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a special place in Hell for people like that.

BrownEyedPanda
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DAAAAAAANG! That's some psychopathic s**t!

Liv
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did I just read?

April M
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh,geez. Sorry to hear that! ♥️

Taylor's Ferry
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People are so sometimes asymptomatic with Chlamydia; like over 50%.

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    #2

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet She would hide my things. medication, bank cards, appointment letters, my camera, keys, cash. On the day I left, I found a box full of my things on top of the wardrobe. I'd been to the doctor about my memory problems.

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, the gaslighting. Do they do that as a power trip? Because I seriously don't understand it

    tori Ohno
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of this type of behavior before. Why do they do it?

    Anne Young
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who used 'wardrobe' correctly.

    Ray Bolen
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe telling you to pick up after yourself?

    murmelinpaiva
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    Maybe she was getting tired of picking up after you.

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    #3

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet Him:"I don't believe in DNA tests"
    Judge: "Well the State of Indiana does..."💀

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    Beth Wheeler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Maury Povich voice... You are the father!

    Anne Young
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do exist they're not Bigfoot.

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    Some relationships are simply not meant to be. The person who you think might be your soul mate can turn out to be incredibly toxic once you spend more time with them. And in some cases, it can take months or even years for their true character to shine through.

    At the end of the day, everyone’s responsible for communicating and enforcing their healthy boundaries. If someone continues to disrespect you and constantly ignores your boundaries, you’re better off breaking things off. Nobody deserves to be mistreated in relationships.

    #4

    Elderly man wearing a cap and leather jacket sitting quietly on a bus, reflecting on things exes did that still make blood boil. Got jealous when I helped an old man to find the bus he needed to get on to go see his dying wife.

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    MalayDragon
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who TF gets jealous of someone helping the elderly.

    Rika
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon after my aunt got divorced, her crazy ex-husband called her to yell at her for "having so little respect for herself that she's now f*cking a man twice her age." The man in question was my grandfather aka her own father, she was at the supermarket holding arms with him like she does with me or a lot of other people. Completely normal thing. But her ex-husband's new wife saw them and reported it to him making it sound like they were basically f*cking in the supermarket. (She didn't know what my grandfather looked like, but she obviously still exaggerated the whole thing to get my aunt in trouble.)

    Hannah
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. Sadly I can relate to the jealousy part.

    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people help the elderly

    #5

    Woman lying on a couch with a hot water bottle and blanket, reflecting on things exes did that still anger her. "Just stop your period if it's hurting you 🙄" I'M NOT JOKING

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    Chilli
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO TEACH MEN ABOUT MENSTRUAL CYCLES

    Hannah
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gay best friend, whom I met at a v prestigious UK university, thought all women had their period on the 28th of every month, like a universal menstrual meltdown. Still one of the most intelligent people I know.

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    Khavrinen
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, gosh, thanks!! I never would have thought of that if you hadn't been so helpful!"

    Liv
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this man have a mom or a sister or an aunt?

    April M
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am at a loss for words!!!!

    Graham Berry
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that is exactly what birth control is designed to do.

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    #6

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet He didn’t want me to have a boy cat, he was like u better not have a boy cat watching u get dressed and cuddling with u, LIKE WHATTTTT.

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    Upstaged75
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's beyond ridiculous. I can't even....

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially considering that most responsible owners neuter their male pets XD

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    Boris Long-Johnson
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    7 months ago

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    person (i think)
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To have that thought process…does that mean he is turned on by girl cats?

    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a boy cat, a boy dog, and a boy guinea pig...so...this guy wouldn't survive with me

    Lilybdcsa
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have two boy dogs who watch me eat dinner, use the toilet, take a bath and get dressed. (I call them my velcro dogs.). My husband does not care. lol

    Nona Jaynes
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far, the most fecking STUPID thing I've read all day. Just WTF did I read..... jealous of a male animal???

    tresgatos72
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind him that the cat was NEUTERED.

    Janelle Collard
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our boy cats are fixed. Would that help?

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    According to ‘Calm,’ toxic partners tend to belittle and sabotage you instead of supporting you. You can also tell that you’re likely in a toxic relationship if you persistently feel unhappy, there’s constant tension at home, and you argue very frequently.

    Things are also far from healthy if your partner constantly insults or accuses you, tries to control you in various ways, neglects your emotional needs, or attempts to manipulate you.

    The result of staying in a toxic relationship is a big negative impact on your mental, emotional, and even physical health. You can develop anxiety, depression, insomnia, see changes in appetite, develop chronic health issues, feel isolated, and your sense of self-worth might diminish.

    #7

    Woman upset and crying on bed while man sits in background on phone, illustrating things exes did that still make blood boil. "Cheating is normal in my culture. I'm only limiting my cheating out of respect for you."........ ummmmmm WHATTT??? 😂

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    Kim Shannon
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Limiting my cheating"? That's like saying you're a little bit pregnant.

    Nils Skirnir
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a few cultures it’s not considered cheating if the male frequents s*x workers.

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    Chilli
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of something that happened to my friend. Her (Now ex) boyfriend cheated on her with two other girls, she found out (Don't know how), confronted him and then he said "Why can't you just be happy I didn't break up with you?"

    Rika
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheating is actually considered normal in several cultures. But then, it's not called "cheating" because it's simply the norm for everyone to be in open relationships.

    Kate Johnson
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, if we're still "dating" others then I will "date" others too!" I'm sure he'd be fine with that and ALWAYS wearing a c****m, forever without exception.

    Andrew Arons
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Having affairs is French but getting caught is American." - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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    #8

    A woman crying and leaning on the shoulder of a man, reflecting feelings triggered by things exes did that still anger. After my dad passed away, he said “can you not cry, it makes me uncomfortable” 😎

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had to euthanize my 19-year-old cat, I was was devastated. I was gross-sobbing in the special "this is where we euthanize your pet" room at the vet. My now-ex said to me, "Why are you so upset? You KNEW she was going to die."

    Lee Gilliland
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So are you, but I can look forward to THAT one!"

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    Beth Wheeler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like my cousin's now ex-husband. When her brother died from cancer later 1 night she was in bed sobbing. He told her she needed to stop because he had to go to work. They owe their own business that he's trying to screw her out of. I can't remember if he went to the funeral or not. Her grandma died about 3 mos later and he didn't go. The next year her Daddy died and he did go to the funeral and went back to the shop as soon as it was over instead of being with the family. For his family she was there for everything!

    Jessica Daus-Warner
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my mother when I was 18. The guy I dated shortly thereafter said "You need to stop crying over your dead mom. It's making me sad to think that my parents are going to die some day too"

    tori Ohno
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you not speak? It makes me want to bury you too. With a butcher knife.

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    #9

    Birthday cake with lit candles, symbolizing moments that made people's exes blood boil to this day. Broke up with me on my birthday and still wanted to take me to dinner and called it "the last supper".

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    Lee Gilliland
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😡😡😡😡😡

    Beak Hookage
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you handled the supper appropriately by having them brutally executed the next day.

    Pittsburgh rare
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry but I chuckled. The last supper 💀💀

    Pheebs
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Briefly dated a guy that I think was only using me for psychology research. Refused to talk about himself, but asked me constant questions about me and accused me of hogging the conversations, or that I was unable to go more than a few minutes without talking. He literally would not speak about anything even remotely personal to himself. Not even what he did that day. Split with me on new years eve (“we should just try being friends”), and then a couple weeks later called to tell me happy birthday and be insulting. Ghosted me after. Seriously, it was a weird roller coaster of a freaking MONTH.

    Huddo's sister
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's ex broke up with him on his birthday, but waited until after they had dinner and then sent him a break up text.

    BarfyCat
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was broken up with on my birthday, too... via EMAIL 🤯

    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, as annoying as this is, 'the last supper' kind of made me laugh and now I feel bad

    Magenta Blu
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first boyfriend did just that. And then he jumped out of the window of my best friend's house where we were celebrating my birthday. And somehow everything was my fault... Because I was "overdramatic"... Fun times

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because he wants to have the "Last Temptation" before you break up

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    Meanwhile, 'BetterUp' points out that some of the biggest relationship red flags to look out for include your partner being overly controlling, not trusting or respecting you, and not supporting you emotionally.

    Other signs of toxicity include physical, emotional, and mental violence, substance misuse, narcissistic behavior, anger management issues, and co-dependency.

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    #10

    Woman in white shirt and black pants standing with hands in pockets, expressing frustration related to exes' actions. He did a poll at the party to see if my shirt neckline was disrespectful to him. I was wearing a basic white shirt 🙈😆

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    Paul C.
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    Pencil
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any of the party guests who answered that poll can also get kicked to the curb.

    Khavrinen
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My neckline wasn't disrespectful to you, but after that stunt *I* am."

    GPawesomeness
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone take the poll? If so, NOT NORMAL!

    #11

    Young couple playing video games together on a yellow couch, highlighting moments from people's exes that still make blood boil. He got jealous BECAUSE I HAD A BROTHER.

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    Chilli
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesus christ I hope he doesn't have any sisters

    Upstaged75
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF??? These are making me seriously glad I'm single.

    Beak Hookage
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you supposed to do? Have the brother done away with or kidnapped and sent to start a new life in Nigeria?

    TV Junkie
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all of the young boys and girls out there. Please don't put up with jealous behavior. Trust me, NOTHING good comes of it. All you'll get is a lot of arguments and a miserable relationship, even if they love bomb you the rest of the time. Walk away. I know it's easier said than done, but WALK AWAY.

    Paul C
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's from Alabama or Norfolk (depending on which side of the pond you live on)?

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My one uncle's wife was jealous that he used to hang out with his younger sister. She was also rude to his mother (my grandmother). The family consequently hated her guts. (I think she had borderline personality disorder or something; her behaviour over the years was always erratic.)

    #12

    A young woman smiling and holding a tablet serving a seated man working on a laptop in a casual setting. Got jealous of me serving male customers (I'm a waitress).

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    MalayDragon
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Insert Facepalm Here* - FFS...

    megabeth
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! Probably same type that thinks the bartender and server are flirting with him....

    Beak Hookage
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no how dare you... do your job?

    tw 72
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next step: He'd have her quit her job, give her no money, take the car, regulate her phone usage == total isolation.

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    GPawesomeness
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First boyfriend, hyper jealous. Me, faithful. Him, not so much. Learned about projection..,.....

    Andie Day
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm sure he was willing to spend the money she earned by 'prostituting' herself as a waitress. /s

    BrownEyedPanda
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoo boy. Someone isn't just jealous, they're paranoid. Very.

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    This is a sensitive topic, but if you feel like sharing your stories about the most toxic things your ex-partners have ever said or done, feel free to do so in the comments, dear Pandas.

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    #13

    Man holding a brown wallet with credit cards, illustrating frustrations from things exes did that still make blood boil Robbed my parents house and said he had no control over his body.

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick him in the sack and tell him you don't have control over your body

    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rob his house and say you had no control over your body

    Billo66
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step #1 says to admit I'm powerless so I'm here to rob you because I can't control it. It says right here.... Milking Step 1 a bit.

    Lene
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh..... like when I ask my 3yo why she did something I told her not to: but moooom, it was not me. It was my hands!

    #14

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet Promised to take me to Disneyland one day, together 12 years. Told my friends he had booked it as a surprise for my 30th so not to make plans. 30th came, no Disney. In fact made no plans at all… used it as a way to make my friends look bad for not doing anything for my Bday, and make them look like terrible friends 💔

    the.origin.of.luck , Capricorn song Report

    Krisztina Sisa
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol like my ex. We've been together for 6 years and I begged him to go and visit Venice, but he always said it's too expensive. After we broke up we've been still texting and he told me "oh btw I just went to Venice bc I felt like it and it's a beautiful city, you definitely should see it one day"... Well, thanks. That was the last time I spoke to him.

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    #15

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet He was crazy jealous because I put my horse as my wallpaper instead of him.

    soophie_sk , Luisa Peter Report

    Andrew Arons
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catherine the Great's husband felt the same way.🤪

    Jessica Daus-Warner
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if this one found out he wasn't in her MySpace Top 8!!!

    #16

    Man sitting on a bench holding the arm of a woman standing beside him, reflecting exes actions that still make blood boil. Accused me of cheating every single day then cheated on ME.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Projection is a sure sign of so many red flags.

    Little Bit
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't so much as speak to someone without being accused of cheating by my ex-husband. If the phone rang and it was a wrong number, it was obviously someone I was seeing on the side. If I went to the shops or to visit family, I was obviously meeting someone else. If we were dining out at a restaurant and the waiter smiled at me or spoke to me and not him, we were obviously having an affair. I reality he was judging me by his own standards.

    Pencil
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never discount the possibility that that accusations are projection. But it could also be a serious mental health disorder. My husband is going through this right now. Every day is brutal but it isn't his fault. (And, no, he isn't actually cheating.) https://www.forbes.com/sites/traversmark/2024/07/10/a-psychologist-explains-the-extreme-jealousy-of-othello-syndrome/ He accuses me of having s*x parties with dozens of people in the yard. He put up 17 security cameras and there's not one frame of footage of that but he still believes it's true. He needs help but doesn't believe he needs help so he won't get it.

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    tori Ohno
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Did you and I date the same guy?

    Jac Carr
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone constantly accuses you of cheating or calls you "paranoid" when you confront them about their own cheating, they're cheating, 100%

    Kate Johnson
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people who regularly accuse their partner of cheating are cheating.

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably cheated on you BEFORE making those accusations.....

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    #17

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet He locked me up in his apartment without any hygiene products when I was on my period and then told me to “just sit on a towel.”

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    Upstaged75
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a crime.

    V
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fairly certain that deprivation of liberty is a crime in most countries.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kidnapping and imprisonment

    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the police...

    minnieslave0
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the meantime sit on his favourite shirt.

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    Kate Johnson
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlawful imprisonment.

    GPawesomeness
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the intelligence level on this thread?

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooohhh I would paint the F@CKING WALLS red

    sharyn turnicky
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kidnapping and unlawful restrict are federal crimes

    Julia French
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he from a culture that segregates women during their period? this is really horrific!

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    #18

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet I was delivering his baby and he decided to go home and sleep. Things went bad and he was called to come because I was taken for emergency C-section. He arrived saw the baby and left after 5 mins.

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    B
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can out do this one. Had to have an emergency C section baby was 6 weeks early & in NICU. Called the house at around 1 am so upset , another woman answered the phone next to my bed & put him on the phone. He got mad at me for calling & waking them up. Then this woman came to my house 1 week after I got home from the hospital to beat me up( at his instructions) but her sister said I was just so kind to her they felt sorry for me & left . I made my exit plan got full custody no visitation & have been happy ever since Married to a great guy over 30 years

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ! I'm glad the last 30 years have been better to you.

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    Liz Mary
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, that's can't be the 1st time he behaved like this. To make it worse OP thought it was a good idea to have a baby with him 🤦

    Kate Johnson
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the end of that, for sure.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picked a winner there. Welcome to single motherhood.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he's now your ex!

    #19

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet He admitted he was glad my dog had just passed away unexpectedly because the grief had made me more vulnerable and easier to taken advantage of.

    thechesapeakekitchen , Caleb Fisher Report

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again call grandma and her slipper

    April M
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he killed it.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That boy should come home to an empty house with no explanation.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he should come home to a brick in the face - no explanation required.

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    #20

    Batman standing in a dark industrial setting, representing things people’s exes did that still make blood boil. I asked him while sobbing, “Does hurting me not hurt you???” And he said “I'm Batman. I don't have feelings.”

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: Batman actually had feelings.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I hope you dropped him like a hot potato just out of a volcano!

    megabeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ALMOST positive this is my nieces ex-husband...there can NOT possibly be two?

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He meant "Bats**** Crazy". Either that or likes wearing tights and a cape.

    KDav
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batman is one raw nerve exposed to acid. He has ALL the feelings.

    Jei Wal
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds of an ex. Every time we have a disagreement (he was an alcoholic) he would yell “I am God, I am Jesus Christ! Don’t you dare disobey me! I will NOT die!!” Spoiler alert: he died two years ago at 41 🙄

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gave me a headache

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked the same question some hours after an earthquake, because he promised he was going to meet me but he never came.. because he wasn't finish with his job. And he said: "what do you want me to say?" I can't just leave my job to take care of you. As if I asked him for the fck moon in the middle of an earthquake. And some days later he was joking with his friends because I got scared... while the earth was shaking during an earthquake. That man had no feelings

    Rae North
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a very funny response. I'm guessing he was a witty person and was being sarcastic. Perhaps the poster frequently whines about nonserious issues.

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    #21

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet Told me she couldn’t support me when my brother in law was CRUSHED to death bc her nan died three years prior.

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    Hannah
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep wanting to post but am genuinely running out of words.

    Julia French
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, your "brother in law" is HER brother! & you are looking for support FROM her not offering support TO her about his death?!?!?

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more likely to be his sister/brother's husband, don't you think?

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    Earonn -
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    7 months ago

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    More info needed. How close was she to her nan? How close was OP to their BIL? Was she usually devastated on that day? Because yeah, generally I'd think a nan is closer to most people than a partner's in-law.

    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people get along fine with their in-laws. And a family tragedy like this would leave some scars no matter what.

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    #22

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet He got jealous whenever i called my cat a good boy 💔

    themariaslover69 , Nathan Anderson Report

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you dumped him and kept the kitty!

    #23

    Man and woman arguing in narrow alleyway showing intense emotions reflecting exes actions that still make blood boil. He cheated & said the devil made him do it.

    tay_jay16 , RDNE Stock project Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found this to be true with religious people I have known who have done "bad" things. They frequently blame an external source rather than believing that they could have done something wrong. VERY difficult to make progress with in therapy, in my personal experience.

    Nona Jaynes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From experience (former mental health professional) these patients are the MOST narcissistic people and nearly NEVER take any responsibility.

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    Billo66
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His junk was possessed? I hope you did a circumcision, I mean exorcism...whichever.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so you're demon possessed, which means I don't want you anywhere near me ever again under any circumstances.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get an exorcist and a life

    Shelley Keenan
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bro's ex wife said, during a therapy session, "If you'd been a better husband I wouldn't have had to cheat." He filed the next day

    Zaach
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is all okay because they are 'forgiven'

    #24

    Man in black suit standing beside a coffin in a forest cemetery reflecting on things exes did that still make blood boil He cheated because his grandpa died.

    _lexi103 , cottonbro studio Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, just as Gramps would have wanted?

    megabeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not familiar w that stage of grief...

    Lindsay A
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's right in the 'it's all about me' stage

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    Elio
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my brother's excuse for getting busted doing d-rugs in public.

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    #25

    Young person with curly hair crying intensely, expressing distress and anger related to people's exes actions in black sweater. He sobbed and sang "When I was your man" by Bruno Mars after I caught him cheating 🧍🏻‍♀️

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I like the song but, dude, this was a self-inflicted wound.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him he's now " Locked Out of Heaven" with you permanently!😆

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I should have bought you flowers, and held your hand. Oh, and not cheated on you -- that, too."

    #26

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet Got jealous when I reposted a guy who went missing in my town…

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    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "what?? you want to go missing too?? why the hell are you jealous of a missing man????"

    #27

    45 People Recall The Wildest Behavior From Their Exes That Proved They Dodged A Bullet Screamed at me for 30 minutes because I boiled water with a lid. Apparently they don’t do that in Romania and it’s disrespectful to their culture.

    marcusbader569 , Sergio Camalich Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiling water with a lid is much more energy efficient. Anyway, any Romanian panda to chime in? I feel this is total bs

    Ruth Liliana
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romanian here, total BS. We actually DO boil with the lid on, it boils faster.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, but women are "too emotional", eh? (No s*x is 'more emotional' )

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this makes me angry...and I don't know exactly why

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    #28

    Hand holding smartphone displaying Tinder app login screen, related to exes and dating frustrations. “I didn’t know Tinder was a dating app” as his bio said *hookups only*

    grace.beyers , Mika Baumeister Report

    Andie Day
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was 100% certain it was for hook-ups though!

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    #29

    Person holding smartphone displaying ChatGPT interface, illustrating digital examples related to things exes did that still anger. He cheated and said AI was texting the girls.

    basiccariii , Sanket Mishra Report

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right suuurrrreee it did

    Elio
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ChatGTP has become self-aware but is looking for love instead of going all Skynet.

    #30

    Couple sharing an intimate moment indoors, illustrating emotions related to people's exes and past relationship conflicts. He SAID HE HAD TO CHEAT SO I COULD PROGRESS.

    dioovega , George Coletrain Report

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah progress to a better person than he is

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ( She could have done that without him cheating, too. )

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Progress to single, which is undoubtedly progress in this case.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Progress what? This makes zero sense

    #31

    His family and him kept their dog under the stairs (in like a harry potter type of room) no windows, just his food and a bed… and it was totally normal for them.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neighbor is booting their little lap dog outside for hours and I'm like, why did you get a lap dog?

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former neighbor situated their dog run (with a dog house) on a corner of their back yard that was the farthest from their house. I never understood why. They never let the dog out to play or take him for a walk. He was just always in there. And it's not as though the dog was going to protect them or their house. So, what's the point in even having a dog??

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really....my dog takes up the whole couch and no one cares to move him. He wouldn't survive this

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should not have dogs.

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know many families who do just the same

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    #32

    Prepared rose petals leading to a bouquet in the kitchen with 3x rounds of dishes and a dirty house. On Valentine's day. Then spent the night with his mum.

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    Felecia_1986
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he was told Happy Singles Awareness Day.....and that he stayed single after that?

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    #33

    Broke into my house and I hid my bathroom and he freestyle rapped to me while I was yelling at him to go home because I didn’t want to see him then he challenged me to a dance battle.

    cielooox3 Report

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay...as weird as this is...it sounds like he was on something and it made me laugh

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the twilight book one

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you break into my house you'll eat a couple pieces of lead. We're hunters in my area, don't break into homes.

    Steve
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his name Star Lord?

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    #34

    Talked about how much his ex cheating traumatised him. Cheated on me.

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    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said that cheating on me was his way to make sure cheating won't happen to him again, and he was in fact protecting himself from the pain

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten to one he was already cheating and was devastated when his ex took that as permission to cheat also.

    #35

    “You can’t go through my phone bc I have secret military stuff on there” he was in the National Guard….

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    StPaul9
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert standard shared military chat with reporter gag here.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having "secret military stuff" on your phone is way wicked verboten. He would get anything from a disciplinary action to jail time. If it were true, that is.

    Anne Young
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he thought the person wasn't physically capable. Oh, like hell.

    #36

    Person in casual clothes sitting on wooden chair, holding a smartphone, reflecting on things exes did that anger still. When I confronted him about downloading Grindr 4 times he said “I just wanted to see more of the gay community” 💀💀 and I stayed for another 6 months.

    spook.spook , Valeriia Miller Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the gay community got to see more of him too.

    megabeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See more of the gay community in his bed?

    sharyn turnicky
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you stay? He plays for the other team

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    #37

    Had a male voice on siri and he demanded for me too change it.

    auzteaa Report

    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the English male voice because I wanted Siri to be JARVIS. Instead he sounds condescending when giving me driving directions.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sad when they took the Samuel L. Jackson voice away. 😖

    Lindsay A
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby uses the Judy Dench one on our meta glasses. Awesome 😁

    #38

    He paid 4 my bday brunch (30 USD). When I broke up, asked for it back. I gave it back. As I was gave it, he said it comes with 5% interest. 🙄 Anyways threw the 30 USD & told him he can sue 4 the rest.

    abedinska Report

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I broke up with the monster, he demanded every gift back that he gave me. The cops had been called and actually laughed at him.

    Anne Young
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were gave it? . . English mo********r do you speak it?

    hannahbahngswife
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anne, typos exist, autocorrect exists, people who's first language are not English exist.

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    #39

    “If you really love me I don’t have to pay you back”. Our trip to London; paid his part in advance ~600€. He had a job, I didn’t…

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any statement that starts with "if you really love me, you'd..." = 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I dont really love you then - pay up.

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    #40

    Young woman with earphones outdoors, appearing thoughtful, reflecting emotions linked to people's exes memories. “You only think i’m cheating bc you listen to too much Lana Del Rey, it’s making u sad.”

    skylar_mckenna , A. C. Report

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Lana Del Ray make people sad and think their partners are cheating? He needs a better excuse.

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    #41

    Wouldn’t let my bitmoji wear a crop top.

    lexi.loo.who Report

    #42

    “You don’t even know what gaslighting means”.

    aroco89 Report

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a little joke about the people who used to light gas lamps "We're gaslighters, Todd. One day our job will be a held in high regard." "I don't know, Steve, I have a bad feeling about it..." "No you don't."

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you? It mean's intentionally trying to make someone doubt their sanity. I don't know how it's used on social media. Check out the movie Gaslight.

    Just Another Karen
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yeah i know and it's exactly what you're doing"

    Billo66
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    7 months ago

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    #43

    he was so clingy he always wanted to follow me to the bathroom... like a weird pet or a kid... and after a year of embarassing fights in front of the bathroom door i just gave in... that makes me more angry than anything else. bc i just sighed and said "ok, well, then come..." like he was a toddler on a tantrum. split up with this guy after 2 years... 🤔

    minetheginger Report

    Lindsay A
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idc about the bathroom bit really... but the guy making such a fuss over coming in... real weird

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would had k.lled for a partner willing to go to the bathroom with me in public places. Bathrooms are very unsafe in my country

    Taylor's Ferry
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like in their spaces; not out in public

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    #44

    Person dressed as Spider-Man crouching on street, illustrating things exes did that still make people's blood boil. He genuinely thought he could become Spiderman.. I’m not joking he switched majors to chem and everything.

    davidi.nicol3 , Hakan Nural Report

    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a movie called "Earth vs. the Spider" where a janitor in a research lab intentionally gets bitten by a genetically modified spider so he can get super powers. And it worked. He got super strength, climb up walls, and spin webs. He also got 8 arms, 8 eyes, and a craving for meat, human or otherwise. But hey, no plan is perfect!😝

    Lindsay A
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And n̈ow I will look that up as a potential next watch....

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    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have reminded him that most male spiders get killed by their mates after they have s*x😈

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the man dream, okay!

    StPaul9
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he needs to go to Chernobyl to be bitten by something then. On his c**k.

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    #45

    Had a dog together, the night we broke up I was moving out and took the dog with me. He said “fine I’m taking the dog food since I bought it”

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    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fine. You can have your kibble and eat it too, you stupid b***h boy!"

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, I'll just buy some more."

    #46

    Told me when I confronted him about cheating on me and asking if he was at least “safe” that she wasn’t the kind of girl to have an STD. Then was too scared to go the clinic so I had to.

    cat_complains Report

    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his pinkie toe gets caught on the corner of a coffee table and breaks it <3

    Jessica Daus-Warner
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that he has to pee 3 times tonight but only wakes up twice.

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    #47

    I had to ask him to brush his teeth & threw a tantrum about it.

    jennaababby Report

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    #48

    “Close your eyes, imagine I’m giving you flowers - now hold onto that feeling because I’m not giving you any, lets go” - as we walked by the flower display in the store.

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    Pencil
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are relationships where this could totally work as humor and both people would laugh. But this is just petty viciousness designed to break someone down so they get used to being treated with cruelty. He's literally telling her that he owns her feelings. Sickening.

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    #49

    Downloaded tinder after I had an abortion even though it’s what he wanted.

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    #50

    Accused me of cheating for months, now his face is plastered all over are we dating the same man, he was cheating on me.

    pixielou74 Report

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    #51

    Told me that he had blood cancer, that’s why he disappeared as he wasn’t well and why he would be abusive towards me because it was the side effect of the medication he was taking. He never had cancer..

    hinnaanoo Report

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just sick

    #52

    Accused me of cheating on him with the ai Snapchat guy😐

    enoks_mommy Report

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughing at how stupid this man is*

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    #53

    “I wanted to hurt you before this breakup so that it would be easier for you.”

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    #54

    I fully had to beg him to brush his teeth in the morning.

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    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to beg him for answering my messages

    #55

    Lied about being german, idk.

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    Elio
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a weird thing to lie about.

    #56

    He’d say “I’m taking you away for the weekend” then I’d end up having to pay for myself🤦‍♀️

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    Andrew Arons
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I tell my wife "Dinner's on me!" she points out we have a joint checking account.🤪

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    #57

    Booked creamfields with a load of couples, was so excited had my hair/ makeup done waiting for him to come to then ring & said I’ve decided I don’t want to go I’ve sold my ticket, come to ours.. And we will watch a film.. got told to F off went with all the couples on my own & had an absolute BALL 🙌

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little punctuation would have made this easier to read

    megabeth
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's "creamfileds"? A little capitalization and Id assume an establishment...

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    #58

    Mine lied about having a dead brother for an entire year.

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    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? What was the point?

    Glen Ellyn
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping for sympathy?? Or it's just a pathetic excuse for his/her horrible behavior.

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    #59

    Put empty containers back in the fridge after finishing.

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    Chilli
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    breakup isn't enough, call their grandma to get the slipper

    Pittsburgh rare
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to the other ones, well. Annoying but not heartbreaking

    Mel in Georgia
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a guy thing maybe? Annoying, yes, but not a deal-breaker possibly

    tw 72
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. Mine used it as weaponized incompetence. He didn't want to take the time to wash the container, so he'd just let me discover it.

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    #60

    “I treated you badly becauseI was insecure of you and your job.”

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    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was honest

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