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The government urges residents not to venture outside. Authorities warn against using public transport. Dozens of schools shut their doors, and hospitals cancel nonessential procedures. No, this is not an introduction to a dystopian novel. It’s Britons sweltering under scorching weather as record-breaking temperatures soar this week. The Met Office, the national meteorological service for the UK, has issued the first-ever red warning for exceptional heat because temperatures of 40 C (or 104 F) have been forecast for the very first time.

If you have always lived in hotter climates, you might be laughing at these numbers. We get it! But remember, we’re talking about a country that’s unaccustomed to such sizzling temperatures. Given how the UK is notorious for awful weather, there is always plenty of reaction from its citizens whenever they find themselves nearly melting from the heat.

So the nation did what it does best: laughed through the climate crisis with the help of funny memes and tweets. We at Bored Panda have gathered some hilariously British reactions that sum up this latest heatwave, so grab a cold drink, blast the AC, and scroll down to enjoy this list. Be sure to upvote the most relatable posts and let us know how you’re maintaining your sanity in this heatwave in the comment section below!

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Lesley Christie
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4 years ago

Thank you for this. I feel like a social pariah for loving Winter and hating Summer.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is...is this a legitimate sign? Because this is fantastic. 😂

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    Greenery is good people!

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    Chloe Summer
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    4 years ago

    I think this is both beautiful and effective! I am in Australia and would like it if they had things like this!

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    Neon Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Poor baby 😟

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Loose clothing or lose clothing? :D

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Feeling the vibe, I want some of that!

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    Emma Dakin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm doing this for delivery drivers in the UK now, my grocery guy was blown away by a free cold bottle of water and the chance to refill his own bottle, I see American posts where people leave baskets out... never thought id be doing it in the UK.

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    A Police Having To Water Queen's Guard Outside Buckingham Palace Because Of The Hot Weather

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    R Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Forget tradition, get them some lightweight summer uniforms!!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    We'll never stop climate change while the mega-rich continue to have their d**k measuring contest, by sending rockets into orbit. (Looking at you Musk and Bezos.) 👀

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    and for the love of God don't leave small children or dogs in a car, whilst you just pop into a shop ...please

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I think this graph is showing the difference in temperature between the two periods, rather than the actual temperature itself, which is why some people think it's fake e.g. "how can Antartica be hotter than the equator?" It's not, but the temperature increase is higher than at the equator, which is definitely a possibility. Maybe I'm mistaken, but either way, the info in the graph could be clearer

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    Frank S
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This should be higher!

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    See how much they enjoy it! Thank you!!! Please do this, everyone!!!

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My niece’s school did exactly this until all the parents pushed back.

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    Giovanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well. Yes. But I understand you, 30°C is already too much for me too.

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A bit ironic considering his name is Bunsen...bunsen burner...

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    Gemma jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    we have high and low bird baths, hedgehog water bowls, big baths for washing in and little ones for drinking, our cats have fans and ice cubes and the curtains are closed and the conservatory is off limits its like a blast furnace in there

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thank you for saving the birb! <33

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    and there's me just thinking the 5 second rule was for noms dropped on the floor ...good advice thanks

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    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I have to say my cheap Lidl fan is awesome!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    TruMP saYS NIcE clEAn CoaL exISTS anD CoaL POweR GooD! AlsO! WInDMIllS CauSE CanCER!

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Glug glug glug... now dry out your ears.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He's bin there, done that.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ha ha ha! I loved those when I was a kid

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    During our similar heat wave last summer (high of 108 F) all you had to turn on for a shower was the COLD water tap. The water was plenty warm from the ambient heat, almost hot even.

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    96.62*F Hot dang.

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    Randolph Croft
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    4 years ago (edited)

    90 Super-Mega-Corporations, most of the Energy Industry, produce about 70% of climate change pollution. The idea that you and I can't have plastic straws is a fable foisted on the world by a think-tank at BP in the 90's. Link: https://www.science.org/content/article/just-90-companies-are-blame-most-climate-change-carbon-accountant-says

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yes!!! Thank you again!!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You must be in pain. (A joke for the those who know French!)

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    Anjelika
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    We've been having lots of fires sadly🥺

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    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    For UK read Wales and England the heatwave jstops around the border

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    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Works for people too. Pinch the skin up on your forearm. It should return in a semi-hippotamus (as measured by the new banana metric system).

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Bassets can sometimes be smelly, but love love love those big ears.

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    May light defeat the darkness
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Tradition trumps common sense and compassion? In this heat, the queen’s guards should not be outside.

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    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No pussy jokes, please.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Time to get the shaver!

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    Emma Dakin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    on casual Fridays its all of the above but swap the shoes for socks and sandals, maybe throw a cheeky knotted hanky on your head.

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    BiscuitOfDoom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That chart has changed today.

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    Alicia Costa De Jesus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And everywhere in the U.K. Why is it hot in a place that's mostly cold? WHY?We don't like this weather. The weather needs to change. We want our cloudy and rainy days back.

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    Ann Pattinson
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    4 years ago

    Absolutely agree! No good burying your head in the sand, it will just bloody burn off.

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    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sure, they will.

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    Emma Dakin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Eau de onion on a packed train? ick!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Surely you must be joking?

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    Emma Dakin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    if that's a BYOB event I wonder how many peed during the film?!!

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is Pink Floyd's album cover (Wish You Were Here 1975). They actually lit him on on fire. They could not do that these days because half the city would end up on fire.

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    Emma Dakin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    my Yorkshire terrier looks like a soggy Weetabix.

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    Alan Gale
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    4 years ago

    I always upvote the Inbetweeners

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    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    As imagined by Salvador Dali: "The Persistence of Memory of small boats"

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A lot of dogs live in areas where it gets above 20-25°C regularly. I can't imagine they all are prone to just drop down half-dead all the time. Or am I missing something?

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    Caitlyn Fell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What are the requirements? And where do I sign up? 🌞😩🥵👻 (Actual images of me today. I couldn't find the melting emoji otherwise I would've used that as well)

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    Libby Tailor
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Maybe some tinfoil?

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    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Someone should.

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    Láďa Durchánek
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    According to this map, the only thing needed is for us to move to the blue area. Problem solved.

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    Nikki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Extra extra ice please 😶

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    Emma Dakin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    a**hole.

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    Caitlyn Fell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I mean the increase in storms, tornados, floods, etc are also a result of our planet being on fire (aka global warming)... So issue a health warning and do something about it (people's healths important too, cause a lot of people die from heat stroke)

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That 1) looks kind of uncomfortable and 2) would make some very strange tan lines

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    Markus It/Its
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Unfortunately here it's only getting below 25° at 4am :(

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    Ben Stubbs
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    4 years ago

    Dougal from the Magic Roundabout? x

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    Alicia Costa De Jesus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And almost burned my skin off.😃🙃

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    Caitlyn Fell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My windows are open but the curtains are shut

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

    I think it's currently cooler in Hell, than it is in the UK right now. 🤔

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    Ann Pattinson
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    4 years ago (edited)

    All thus advice is useful. But the biggest advice is change our lifestyles, stop abusing the planet or burn to death.

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    Deborah Harris
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    4 years ago

    This is me ... literally

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    Tenacious Squirrel
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    4 years ago

    Surely you want to be OUT of the sun?!

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    Roisin Reid
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    4 years ago

    I was on the last flight from London Luton yesterday to Ireland because the runway melted. Weird take off. I'm much happier in the 18c in the west coast of Ireland

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