
This $400,000 House Being Sold In Texas Might Be The Weirdest House You’ve Seen Yet
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They say to each their own, which is why as respectable adults we should not judge other’s choices. But you’ve got to admit – some things are so ugly they have no business being out there and deserve to be roasted online. That’s what happened to these (probably) nice people who were just looking to sell their house online. However, due to the sometimes harsh Internet culture, things took a different turn, and now everyone and their mother now knows about this ugly house in Texas and we think, that you should, too.
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This seemingly nice house in Texas was put up for sale for $400,000
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The description for it seems rather mundane: “Large 4 Br/2 Ba Ranch style home in Leisurewoods. Kitchen and walls painted custom by owner. Detached converted garage, detached office, pool, green room. Large living room/den, and formal dining plus breakfast nook. Furniture is negotiable. Huge lot with mature trees. Historical Texans burial plot in [the] front yard. One of a kind, artistic home with lots of great features.” However, we’ll be honest – the historical Texans burial plot in the front yard has us creeped out just a bit.
As you move to the living room, you feel as if you’ve fallen down a rabbit hole
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Pink, so much pink everywhere we swear we can almost taste cotton candy just looking at this home decor. Also, do you think the sofa was put here just for decorative purposes? Judging from the number of cushions put on it, it certainly doesn’t seem to be inviting anyone to sit down and relax on it.
A rabbit hole that is full of floral patterns
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This design idea hurts our eyes just a little bit. A painfully overwhelming amount of porcelain figurines, paintings, and drawings that are making us dizzy.
Even though the look of the living room is toned down a bit, it continues with the busy theme of the interior
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Let’s be honest – this crappy design looks like the Laura Ashley catalog was chewed up and vomited all over the place. Oh, you said you like decorative cushions? We’ve got loads of them! Plant lover? We’ve got plants on all of the three tables, a dresser, and even the walls.
The other corner of the room is just as decorative and is full of carpets, lamps, and plants
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This interior design is the ultimate dream for a hoarder with a touch of OCD – there are so many things in here it’s hard to breathe just from looking at it. However, all the figurines, lamps, flowers, candles, and plants are all placed strategically and lined up neatly.
The kitchen is a prime example of how far the hobby for decoupage can go
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There are so many odd features with this home idea, we’re not even sure where to begin. To not get overwhelmed, let’s focus on the fridge first. Have you ever seen a decoupaged fridge? Well, now you have. And there’s even a nice cabbage for you on the stove that goes perfectly with motifs on the fridge.
And it went really far, way too far if you ask us
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Have you noticed the tassels dangling down from the drawers? They certainly add that je ne sais quoi to an almost plain-looking kitchen. If it wasn’t for the tassels, the place would definitely lose part of its charm. Luckily, we also have a lot of decoupage going on here and even a leopard fur-patterned lamp to go with a little leopard-y box.
Luckily, the owners spared the dishwasher – but you could decoupage that later too
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But wait – there are more bad designs! In case the kitchen is not enough decorative for you, the owners of the house put up some decoupaged plates right by the ceiling so that when you microwave your chicken nuggets you can stare at the beautiful flower compositions.
The master bedroom is equally as impressive as the rest of the house
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What else would you expect? Well, certainly not a bunny-shaped bedside table lamp, that’s for sure! It really brings out the pinkness of the drapes and beauty of the paintings with religious scenes.
But we saved the best thing for last, so take a look at the master bathroom
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Isn’t it marvelous? The interior is so well thought-out, even the curtains go with the hand towels. Of course, let us not forget the heart-patterned wallpaper and a scribble above the mirror, that says “faith,” so you won’t forget what it’s all about when you brush your teeth half-awake on a dreadful Monday morning.
People on the internet had a lot to say, as usual
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I feel like this article is kind of ... mean? Why would you call someone's home ugly? Just because you don't like it? Noone's making you live there. To me it feels like the owner put a lot of love into this house. Whatever that looks like to strangers is inconsequential.
Exactly, I totally agree with you.
Welcome to the new bored panda, let's all hate this house, or vegans or whatever...
Great point Ksenia...what young jerks are out there in this World!!!!! But they would never understand the phrase "to each his own", only think their non personal decorating skills are the best..really..get over yourself.
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The writer of this article is free to state their opinion, and regardless of the opinion I don't see any reason for people to be affected by it. And honestly, it is gaudy and way to cluttered. Someone should have let the home owner know that this clutter and supper specific decorating style is going to affect interested parties and sale value.
In all likelihood, this house was someone's "forever home". In such situations, owners have no intention of ever selling and decorate to suit their own tastes because resale value is meaningless. More power to all who feel this way.
Lemme think....because it’s ugly? Most listing agents would tell them to store about 75% of the “decorations” and paint the walls white before they’d sell it. All that endless stuff just makes the house look small and cheap and there is no way the owner has managed to keep all that fabric clean. It just makes the house smell dusty and dirty.
I couldn't live here, but I kind of love it
Same! 🤣
I actually like the kitchen, the decoupage fridge gave me an idea for my own. Just remove the clutter and change the curtains around the house and I would move in. People nowadays are to chicken to use colour and patterns, i'm not.
I agree! I could do without the rest (not a fan of dusty rose) but really like the decoupaged kitchen.
Don't decoupage you fridge. Are you crazy
No, i'm not crazy. But you lack manners. My fridge, not your problem.
I feel like this article is kind of ... mean? Why would you call someone's home ugly? Just because you don't like it? Noone's making you live there. To me it feels like the owner put a lot of love into this house. Whatever that looks like to strangers is inconsequential.
Exactly, I totally agree with you.
Welcome to the new bored panda, let's all hate this house, or vegans or whatever...
Great point Ksenia...what young jerks are out there in this World!!!!! But they would never understand the phrase "to each his own", only think their non personal decorating skills are the best..really..get over yourself.
This comment has been deleted.
The writer of this article is free to state their opinion, and regardless of the opinion I don't see any reason for people to be affected by it. And honestly, it is gaudy and way to cluttered. Someone should have let the home owner know that this clutter and supper specific decorating style is going to affect interested parties and sale value.
In all likelihood, this house was someone's "forever home". In such situations, owners have no intention of ever selling and decorate to suit their own tastes because resale value is meaningless. More power to all who feel this way.
Lemme think....because it’s ugly? Most listing agents would tell them to store about 75% of the “decorations” and paint the walls white before they’d sell it. All that endless stuff just makes the house look small and cheap and there is no way the owner has managed to keep all that fabric clean. It just makes the house smell dusty and dirty.
I couldn't live here, but I kind of love it
Same! 🤣
I actually like the kitchen, the decoupage fridge gave me an idea for my own. Just remove the clutter and change the curtains around the house and I would move in. People nowadays are to chicken to use colour and patterns, i'm not.
I agree! I could do without the rest (not a fan of dusty rose) but really like the decoupaged kitchen.
Don't decoupage you fridge. Are you crazy
No, i'm not crazy. But you lack manners. My fridge, not your problem.